G’ day fellow readers and welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies’ In last weeks Friday Funnies post, Five Older Ladies, I introduced you to Sexy Sal! I’m happy to say that she was a real hit. So much so that she is going to be a regular on Friday Funnies. I’m hoping that you guys get behind her and do all you can to promote her to your friends and associates. You can do this by sharing her jokes on Pinterest, Facebook, Tweeting and any other of your social circles.
Who Is Sexy Sal
The question on everyone’s lips is who exactly is Sexy Sal? Well, to the best of my knowledge Sexy Sal is the sexy cyber woman who loves to tell blonde jokes. Come to think of it; we tend to think alike and even laugh at all the same jokes. Unlike me, though, she is not the shy type and loves it when people talk about her and her jokes. Nothing pleases her more than to be shared around on Facebook or Pinterest. Yep, Sexy Sal isn’t the shy type, not by any means.
Sexy Sal & Blonde Car Jackers
Created with the Creator
Thanks, Sexy Sal for that great joke. I’m sure everyone is thrilled to see you and can’t wait until they see you again next week. Now, let’s get on with this weeks joke and once again we’re going to visit the Irish because we all know how much they like to make us laugh.
Baptizing An Irishman
An Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.
The smell of alcohol almost overpowers the preacher as he turns around, after which, he asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find Jesus?”
The drunk shouts, “Yes, oi am.”
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him back and asks, “Brother, have you found Jesus?”
The drunk replies, “No, oi haven’t found Jesus!”
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer. He pulls him out of the water again, and asks, “Have you found Jesus, me brother?”
The drunk answers, “No, oi haven’t found Jesus!”
By this time, the preacher is at his wit’s end and dunks the drunk again — but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, “For the love of God, have you found Jesus?”
The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher, “Are you sure this is where he fell in?”
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