Even More Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #366

I’ve featured heaps of blonde jokes as part of Friday Funnies. You can read all about them here. So, why even more blonde jokes? Because people love blonde jokes and can never get enough of them, and so today I give you even more blonde jokes.

More Blonde Jokes Trucker Style

A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe’ and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”

The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”

‘No,’ the cook said. ‘Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and a couple of running boards are two slices of crisp bacon.

‘Oh…OK!’ said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, ‘What are the beans for, Blondie?’
(I love this one!)
She replied, ‘I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you may as well gas up!

And they say blondes are dumb.

Something else I haven’t had for a while is a Sexy Sal joke. Reckon I should fix that!

even more blonde jokes

What? You want more blonde jokes? Why, sure.

Blondes Left Haning In The Air

What? Do you want more blonde jokes? Why sure.
Eleven people are hanging from a rope that’s attached to a helicopter. Ten of them were blonde, and one was a brunette.

They all decide that one of them should get off because if they didn’t, the rope ladder would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally, the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, “I’ll get off.”

The blondes, all moved by the brunette’s speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

OK, now that you’re all in a good mood, why not check out my Laughaholics jokes. The last one being my hilarious cop joke. While you’re there why not join my growing YouTube Channel. As you know I’m always looking for new subscribers so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel

Edit: Just published, my Funny Blonde jokes video.

If you ever wondered how to remove a background from an image you should watch my Removing the background with InPixio Photo Clip. I’ve also found Luminar 3 to be a fantastic photo editor.

Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts.

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Dirty Jokes Friday Funnies #308

Todays Friday Funnies is all about dirty jokes. People usually refer to them as AO jokes or Adults Only Jokes. I know we are trying to protect our kid’s innocence and all by keeping them away from dirty jokes, but truthfully, I learnt most of my dirty jokes from my schoolmates.

Anyway, I’m going to start my dirty jokes post with my latest, really funny Adults Only jokes video.

Two Really Funny Dirty Jokes

dirty jokesNaturally, I warned my viewers that my video contained adults-only material. I also used The Creator, probably my best blogging and YouTube investment ever, to create my YouTube thumbnail to ensure viewers could not mistake the adults-only content.

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The first of my dirty jokes is all about this bloke and his weird fetish with a pickle slicer.

Stan has worked in a pickle factory for years. One day after an unusually long day at work he confesses to his wife that he had this unbearable compulsion! For some time now he’s had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

Aghast his wife suggested that he should discuss this terrible urge with a sex therapist. Stan looked horrified. No way was he going to a therapist as it would be way too embarrassing. Nope, he vowed to overcome this compulsion on his own.

A few weeks later, Stan comes home unexpectedly early, looking white as a ghost. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. “What’s wrong, Stan? What’s happened?” she asked with much concern.

“Do you remember when I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”

“Shit, Stan, you didn’?”

“Yes, I did.”

“My God, Stan, what happened?”

“I got fired.”

“No, Stan. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?”

“Oh…she got fired too.

Ha, ha. Got you with that one, didn’t I?

Finally, something from Sexy Sal.

sexy sals dirty joke

OK, that wasn’t really dirty, but it was pretty funny.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

Wanting more laughs? Check out the rest of my Friday Funnies.

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More Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #258

I always look forward to Friday Funnies because I always get a laugh out of it and I hope that my readers do as well. A couple of Friday Funnies ago I wrote about a blonde that wasn’t so dumb. That post was pretty popular. We all know the smart blonde jokes wasn’t going to last though, didn’t we? :tongue_laugh_ee: What I mean by that is, its time for even more blonde jokes.

More Blonde Jokes The Heart Attack

A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.

‘What’s up?’ she asks.

‘I think I’m having a heart attack,’ – cries the husband.

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she’s dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, “Mummy, Mummy, Aunt Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe, and she has no clothes on”

The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband. She rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor. ‘You rotten Bitch’, she screams. ‘My husband’s having a heart attack, and you’re running around naked, playing hide and seek with the kids!!’ :lol_tb:

Pretty bloody good huh?

Although the following video has nothing to do with more blonde jokes I’m sure you’re going to love it.

Yeah, that janitor was an absolute genius.

Ok, now we’re going to have a look at a redhead joke.

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

‘Impossible!’ says the doctor. ‘Show me.’

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed. She then pushed her ankle and screamed. Every time she touched a body part it made her scream.

The doctor said, ‘You’re not really a redhead, are you?

‘Well, no’ she said, ‘I’m actually a blonde.’

‘I thought so,’ the doctor said. ‘Your finger is broken.’

OK, I lied, it was a blonde joke. :smoke_tb:

To finish off, a word from everyone’s favourite, Sexy Sal’s blonde Jokes!

More blonde jokes that make youn laugh

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