More Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #258

I always look forward to Friday Funnies because I always get a laugh out of it and I hope that my readers do as well. A couple of Friday Funnies ago I wrote about a blonde that wasn’t so dumb. That post was pretty popular. We all know the smart blonde jokes wasn’t going to last though, didn’t we? What I mean by that is, its time for even more blonde jokes. More Blonde Jokes The Heart Attack A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. ‘What’s up?’ she asks. ‘I think I’m having a heart attack,’ – cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she’s dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, “Mummy, Mummy, Aunt Shirley is hiding…

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Another Blonde Joke Friday Funnies #182

There are so many blonde jokes out there I said to myself why not another blonde joke. I figured people out there loved blonde jokes and that being the case they deserved another blonde joke to make them laugh. Another Blonde Joke To Make You Laugh A contestant, Sally, on ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire?’ had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money. And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover.. It was, ‘Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it: A) the condor B) the buzzard C) the cuckoo D) the vulture The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. She…

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Funny Monkey Friday Funnies #84

Man.I don’t know about you but that was one hell of a week. I understand the necessity of maintaining a wage budget but not when they screw you so much you haven’t got the time to fill the shelves and process the back stocks so you don’t have to waste stuff because they’ve gone past the expiry date. It’s particularly hard when two staff members are on holidays, one is a newbie who’s carton rate is bloody dismal the rest of us have to take up the slack. Too bad we can’t train a bunch of monkeys to help us fill the shelves, but then again management would probably complain about the amount of bananas they would eat. Speaking of monkeys, check out the following joke, the first part of this weeks friday funnies. The Hungry Monkey A guy walks into a bar with a monkey.   The monkey grabbed some…

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Sexy Sals Blonde Joke Friday Funnies #66

Yep, as we leave another week of slaving our guts out at the office behind us, at least we can look forward to this weeks Friday Funnies episode. I’m sure you’re going to like this weeks edition too because it’s got all your favourites. One of Sexy Sal’s killer blonde jokes, this one all about a blonde losing weight. A joke about a pensioner who gets his own back over the doctor’s receptionist. This weeks funniest YouTube video and a philosophical image that I know you’re going to love. Before you can leave a comment you will be required to do something for me. I need you to head over to my Great Gift Ideas blog, leave a comment there and Like it on FaceBook. You’ll find the link in the sidebar. The blog is DoFollow and has CommentLuv so you’ll get the extra juice from the comment. OK, now it’s on…

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Deep Thinkers Sexy Sal Friday Funnies #65

As we finish another back breaking weak at work we at least can take comfort in the thought that we have Fridays Funnies to look forward to. Leading up to that I’d like to put forward to all the women out there that men really are deep thinkers. When you see us sitting on the couch, sometimes with a beer in our hand, we’re not merely contemplating our navel. Nope, it goes way deeper than that. We could be trying to solve the world’s many problems or we could be trying to find the answers to many age old questions. The following is a prime example of what deep thinkers men really are. What Deep Thinkers Men Are I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various…

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Workplace Humor Friday Funnies #63

Workplace Humor? I’m sure that a lot of you guys have some workplace humor to share and perhaps you would like to do so via the comment section,  but don’t forget to like my Facebook page first as this is a prerequisite to getting your comment approved in Friday Funnies posts. You only need to do this once and then, providing you adhere to the comment policy, you can comment on all Friday Funnies posts.  Anyway, this next joke has probably been around for awhile but I’ve only just seen it and so I figured that the same may be true for a lot of my readers. CEO Stuff Up Workplace Humor If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined…

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Sexy Sal’s Blonde Joke & Irish Humor FF #62

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G’day fellow readers and welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies’ In last weeks Friday Funnies post I introduced you to Sexy Sal! I’m happy to say that she was a real hit. So much so that she is going to be a regular on Friday Funnies. I’m hoping that you guys get behind her and do all you can to promote her to your friends and associates. You can do this by sharing her jokes on Pinterest, Facebook, Tweeting and any other social circles that you belong to.  Who Is Sexy Sal The question on everyones lips is who exactly is Sexy Sal? Well, to the best of my knowledge  ( ) Sexy Sal is the sexy cyber woman who just loves to tell blonde jokes. Come to think of it, we tend to think alike and even laugh at all the same jokes. Unlike me though, she is not the…

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Five Older Ladies Friday Funnies #61 & Sexy Sal

Before we get into this weeks Friday Funnies, Five Older Ladies, I want to remind everybody that Mother’s Day isn’t all that far away. In case you didn’t know Mothers Day was invented by those sly marketers so they could capitalize on people’s love for their mothers. They made sure that mothers knew about it so that they would expect something from their kids. Even though they would never say anything we all know how devastated they would be if they were forgotten on this day. Especially when going out for a coffee with their friends and having to listen to all the gifts they got from their children and dreading the “What did your kids get for you?” Yep, those marketers are a cruel bunch, but that’s no reason why you shouldn’t get in on the action. My previous post outlines what I did to capitalise on this important opportunity to milk…

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