Even More Blonde Jokes

I’ve featured heaps of blonde jokes as part of Friday Funnies. You can read all about them here. So, why even more blonde jokes? Because people love blonde jokes and can never get enough of them, and so today, I give you even more blonde jokes.

More Blonde Jokes Trucker Style

A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe’ and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”

The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”

‘No,’ the cook said. ‘Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and a couple of running boards are two slices of crisp bacon.

‘Oh…OK!’ said the blonde, who thought about it for a moment then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, ‘What are the beans for, Blondie?’ 

 (I love this one!)

 She replied, ‘I thought he may as well gas up while he’s waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards!”

And they say blondes are dumb. 😜

Something else I haven’t had for a while is a Sexy Sal joke. Reckon I should fix that!

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What? Do you want more blonde jokes? Why, sure.

Blondes Left Hanging In The Air

 Eleven people are hanging from a rope that’s attached to a helicopter. Ten of them were blonde, and one was a brunette.

They all decide that one of them should let go because if they didn’t, the rope ladder would break, and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally, the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, “I’ll get off.”

The blondes, all moved by the brunette’s speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

OK, now that you’re all in a good mood, why not check out my Laughaholics jokes. The last one being my Little Johnny At Grandma’s While you’re there, why not join my growing YouTube Channel. As you know, I’m always looking for new subscribers, so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel

Here is my latest Funny Blonde jokes video.

If you ever wondered how to remove a background from an image, you should watch my Removing the background with InPixio Photo Clip. I’ve also found Luminar 3 to be a fantastic photo editor.

Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts.

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Chinese Laundry Joke

You guys know how much I love telling jokes, right? That’s why I have a Laughaholics playlist. That’s also why I’ve just started a new blog, Laugh-Out-Loud.org! How cool a domain name is that? I was so lucky to be able to claim that domain name. I hope you take the time to check out my new blog, but now it’s time for this week’s Friday Funnies, a funny Chinese Laundry Joke.

Funny Chinese Laundry Joke About Dirty Panties

A woman was so unhappy with the way her local Chinese laundry cleaned her clothes she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes:

“Use more soap on panties!”

When she got the clean laundry back, she was still dissatisfied with the results, so, the following week, she enclosed another note: “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!”

The second note annoyed the Chinese laundryman so much he decided to include a note with the next laundry delivery. 

” I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!!”

” USE MORE PAPER ON ARSE!!!”

Man, I wasn’t expecting that one.  

Sexy Sal Blonde & Pickup Truck

Right, now it’s time to share with you Sexy Sal’s latest blonde joke. I loved this one, and I’m sure you will too.

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Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts, not to mention my Heaps Of Jokes.

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Sexy Sal

G’ day fellow readers and welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies’ In last weeks Friday Funnies post, Five Older Ladies, I introduced you to Sexy Sal! I’m happy to say that she was a real hit. So much so that she is going to be a regular on Friday Funnies. I’m hoping that you guys get behind her and do all you can to promote her to your friends and associates. You can do this by sharing her jokes on Pinterest, Facebook, Tweeting and any other of your social circles.  

Who Is Sexy Sal

The question on everyone’s lips is who exactly is Sexy Sal? Well, to the best of my knowledge Sexy Sal is the sexy cyber woman who loves to tell blonde jokes. Come to think of it; we tend to think alike and even laugh at all the same jokes. Unlike me, though, she is not the shy type and loves it when people talk about her and her jokes. Nothing pleases her more than to be shared around on Facebook or Pinterest. Yep, Sexy Sal isn’t the shy type, not by any means.

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