Dirty Jokes Friday Funnies #308

Todays Friday Funnies is all about dirty jokes. People usually refer to them as AO jokes or Adults Only Jokes. I know we are trying to protect our kid's innocence and all by keeping them away from dirty jokes, but truthfully, I learnt most of my dirty jokes from my schoolmates. Anyway, I'm going to start my dirty jokes post with my latest, really funny Adults Only jokes video. Two Really Funny Dirty Jokes  Naturally, I warned my viewers that my video contained adults-only material. I also used The Creator, probably my best blogging and YouTube investment ever, to create my YouTube thumbnail to ensure viewers could not mistake the adults-only content. If you haven't already subscribed to my YouTube channel, you can do so here. The first of my dirty jokes is all about this bloke and his weird fetish with a pickle slicer. Stan has worked in a pickle factory for years. One day after an unusually long day at work he confesses to his wife that he had this unbearable compulsion! For some time now he's had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. Aghast his wife suggested that he should discuss this terrible urge with a sex therapist. Stan looked horrified. No way was he going to a therapist as it would be way too embarrassing. Nope, he vowed to overcome this compulsion on his own. A few weeks later, Stan comes home unexpectedly early, looking white as a ghost. His wife could see…

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More Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #258

I always look forward to Friday Funnies because I always get a laugh out of it and I hope that my readers do as well. A couple of Friday Funnies ago I wrote about a blonde that wasn't so dumb. That post was pretty popular. We all know the smart blonde jokes wasn't going to last though, didn't we? :tongue_laugh_ee: What I mean by that is, its time for even more blonde jokes. More Blonde Jokes The Heart Attack A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. 'What's up?' she asks. 'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mummy, Mummy, Aunt Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe, and she has no clothes on" The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband. She rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor. 'You rotten Bitch', she screams. 'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked, playing hide and seek with the kids!!' :lol_tb: Pretty bloody good huh? Although the following video has nothing to do with more blonde jokes I'm sure you're going to love it. Yeah, that janitor was an absolute genius. Ok,…

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Another Blonde Joke Friday Funnies #182

There are so many blonde jokes out there I said to myself why not another blonde joke. I figured people out there loved blonde jokes and that being the case they deserved another blonde joke to make them laugh. Another Blonde Joke To Make You Laugh A contestant, Sally, on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money. And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover.. It was, 'Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it: A) the condor B) the buzzard C) the cuckoo D) the vulture The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. She had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Ask the Audience Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. She hoped she would not have to use it because her friend was, well, blonde. But she had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices. The blonde responded unhesitatingly : 'That's easy. The answer is C: the cuckoo.' The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast. She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Meredith any answer except the one that her friend had given her. And considering her friend was a…

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