Before we get into this weeks Friday Funnies, Five Older Ladies, I want to remind everybody that Mother’s Day isn’t all that far away. In case you didn’t know Mothers Day was invented by those sly marketers so they could capitalize on people’s love for their mothers. They made sure that mothers knew about it so that they would expect something from their kids. Even though they would never say anything we all know how devastated they would be if they were forgotten on this day. Especially when going out for a coffee with their friends and having to listen to all the gifts they got from their children and dreading the “What did your kids get for you?”
Yep, those marketers are a cruel bunch, but that’s no reason why you shouldn’t get in on the action. My previous post outlines what I did to capitalise on this important opportunity to milk the situation.
Five Older Ladies
If you’re a Friday Funnies regular you know that I’ve featured the antics of the older generation on a few occasions. Well, I’ve got another one today because they’re almost as popular as the blonde jokes I know you’re going to love this one.
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
Says he to himself: “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!”
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies,
two in the front seat and three in the back…wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit!
What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “you weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly…Twenty-two kilometres an hour!” ..the old woman says a bit proudly.
The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22 is the highway number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grins and thanks the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask…Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven’t made a peep this whole time,” the officer asks.
“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Highway 189..”
Yeah, that’s almost as good as last weeks Friday Funnies
Sexy Sal Blonde Jokes
For this weeks image of the week I thought I would introduce you to Sexy Sal who was brought together by the Logo Creator and the Big Box of Mascots. It seems that Sexy Sal has a immense love of blonde jokes and she wants to share one with you today.
Who knows, one day she may be as big as Aunt Acid
Video Of The Week – Cop Pranks
That’s it guys. I sure hope this gets you off to a good weekend! Don’t forget to share it with your social circles. Before you guy here are some more humor resources you may like.
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