Before we get into this weeks Friday Funnies, Five Older Ladies, I would like to say that in these troubled times, with the Coronavirus and all, we need to keep our spirits up. I’m sure a good laugh is beneficial to everybody, especially those stuck in self-isolation.
One last thing, before I get to our five older ladies post, while we are all going through these trials and tribulation, let’s all remember to do the right thing where the Coronavirus is concerned.
Five Older Ladies
If you’re a Friday Funnies regular, you know that I’ve featured the antics of the older generation on a few occasions. Well, I’ve got another one today because they’re almost as popular as the blonde jokes I know you’re going to love this one.
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
Says he to himself: “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!”
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “you weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly. Twenty-two kilometres an hour”, the old woman says a bit proudly.
The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22 is the highway number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grins and thanks the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask, Is everyone in this car, OK? These women seem shaken, and they haven’t made a peep this whole time,” the officer asks.
“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Highway 189..”
Yeah, that’s almost as good as last weeks Friday Funnies
Sexy Sal Blonde Jokes
For this weeks image of the week, I thought I would introduce you to Sexy Sal who was brought together by the Creator and the Big Box of Mascots. It seems that Sexy Sal has an immense love of blonde jokes, and she wants to share one with you today.
Who knows, one day she may be as big as Aunt Acid
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