Five Older Ladies Friday Funnies

Five Older Ladies That Will Make You Laugh

Five older ladies

Five Older Ladies is an excellent addition to Friday Funnies! If you’re a Friday Funnies regular, you know that I’ve featured the antics of the older generation on a few occasions. Well, I’ve got another one today because they’re almost as popular as the blonde jokes I know you’re going to love this one.

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He says to himself: “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, wide eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit!

What seems to be the problem?”

“Ma’am,” the cop replies, “you weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”

“Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly! Twenty-two kilometres an hour!” The older woman says a bit proudly.

The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22 is the highway number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grins and thanks the cop for pointing out her error.

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“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car, OK? These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven’t made a peep this whole time.”

“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute. We just got off Highway 189.”

Sexy Sal Blonde Jokes

For this weeks image of the week, I thought I would introduce you to Sexy Sal who was brought together by the Logo Creator and the Big Box of Mascots. It seems that Sexy Sal has an immense love of blonde jokes, and she wants to share one with you today.

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Who knows, one day she may be as big as Aunt Acid.  

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