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Logical Scientist Friday Funnies #254

I thought seeing as how the last scientist joke was so popular I’d followup with the really funny logical scientist joke. I like this particular logical scientist joke because the main characters are Aussies. Logical Scientist Walks In A Pub Two Aussie builders (Patrick and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit. Pat: – I reckon he’s an accountant. Eric: – No way – he’s a stockbroker.. Pat: – He ain’t no stockbroker!  A stockbroker wouldn’t come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Pat and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity…

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Funny Science Facts Friday Funnies #253

I have to admit this is the first time I’ve offered funny science facts for my avid Friday Funny series. I know that some of you will not like or even appreciate this funny science fact. Heck some, probably those of the female persuasion probably won’t appreciate this post at all. The fact is that many may not even understand it unless they’ve majored in engineering. Hopefully the following scientific explanation will help in understanding what is about to follow. Ok, that may not make a whole lot of sense so I’ve found another image that will help in understanding the whole process. This is more commonly known as Newton’s Triangle. Still not getting it? Ok then, perhaps what we need is a more practical demonstration. Isn’t physics great? Ok, Ok, that wasn’t really a joke but I’m sure there are a lot of guys out there who appreciate the…

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Funny Images And Videos Friday Funnies #252

Funny Images That Make You Laugh For today’s Friday Funnies I thought I would post some funny images and videos. Some of the funny images were put together with the aid of The Creator. The first of the funny images is one of Myla the Mini Dachshund, my daughter and her partners little baby. The photo was taken yesterday during the Australia Day celebrations. Luckily for Myla they hadn’t actually fired up the barbie yet. Myla is the funniest pup out there. If you love dachshunds you should visit Myla’s Instagram page by clicking the link above. The next of my funny images is a little late as far as Christmas is concerned but I love it because it has a go at our politicians and has a lot of truth to it. I had a funny thing happen to me today. I was sitting on a bench next to…

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Irish Jokes Day Friday Funnies #251

  Today is Irish Jokes Day. Not for any special reason except I know how much you guys would love an Irish jokes day. I know it would be better on St. Patrick’s Day but I honestly can’t wait that long Friday Funnies Irish Jokes Day Our first Irish Jokes day joke involves the ever popular Murphy the Irishman. Murphy goes to his friend Pat and says, “I’m sleeping with the Pastors wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after services for me?” Pat doesn’t like it, but being Murphy’s longtime friend, he agrees. After the service, he starts talking to the Pastor, asking him all sorts of  stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the Pastor gets annoyed and asks Pat what he’s really up to. Pat, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Pastor. “My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he…

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Irish Funnies Friday Funnies #250

Man I really love that Friday Funnies has been around for so long. Out of all my blogs the Friday Funnies post is the one I most look forward to. Today’s Friday Funnies is #250 and once again I’m going to visit the ever popular Irish Funnies. Irish Doctor Irish Funnies A doctor in Dublin wanted to get  off work and go fishing, so he approached his  assistant “Murphy, I am going fishing  tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to  take care of the clinic and take care of all me  patients”. “Yes, sir!” answers  Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and  returns the following day and asks: “So,Murphy, how was  your day?” Murphy told him that he took care  of three patients. “The first one had a headache so he did,  so I gave him Paracetamol.” “Bravo Murphy lad, and the second  one?” asks the…

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Funny Insemination Joke Friday Funnies #249

Today’s Friday Funnies is all about this funny insemination joke that I got in my email today. I’m sure there are a lot of versions of this funny insemination joke around the web, but this one revolves around a blonde Irish girl.   Maggie, a blonde Irish girl, marries a New Zealand sheep farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the stock, farmer John says to Maggie, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our ewes today. I drove a nail into the rail above her stall in the barn. You show him where the sheep is when he gets here, OK?’ So then the farmer leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Maggie takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of ewes and when she sees the nail,…

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Seniors Are Senile? Friday Funnies #248

For this weeks Friday Funnies I’m going to visit senior citizens again. I don’t know why people are always making fun of them. We’re all going to be seniors one day, right? Anyway, this weeks Friday Funnies shows just why people believe seniors are senile. No One Believes Seniors . . . They think Seniors Are Senile An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved I love you, Sally. On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armoured car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it…

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Funny Santa Images Friday Funnies #247

You’ve probably noticed by now how I’ve got a Christmas theme going. Truth be told I’m still using my usual Flexsqueeze theme, I just gave it that Christmas look. It’s really easy with FlexSqueeze. Being Christmas and all I thought I would post some Funny Santa Images for this weeks Friday Funnies. Not to forget what Christmas is really all about I thought I would also post one of my Christmas poems. So, Merry Christmas everyone and wishing you all the best for 2017! Copyright secured by Digiprove © 2016

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