I got this email today which I’m sure is the first ever childbirth joke that’s ever hit my inbox. I thought it was a cracker of a childbirth joke. I sure hope you agree.
A Childbirth Joke Childbirth at 65
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
“May I see the new baby?” I asked.
“Not yet,” she said…. “I’ll make coffee and we can visit for a while, first.”
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, “May I see the new baby now?”
“No, not yet,” she said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, “May I see the baby now?”
“No, not yet,” replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, “Well, when can I see the baby?”
“WHEN HE CRIES!” she told me.
“WHEN HE CRIES?” I demanded. “Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?”
“BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!”
I thought that was pretty cool so I decided if I could find another childbirth joke. I found this childbirth joke on Pinterest. Clicking on the image will take you to the Pinterest page.
What makes this funny is I can almost see it happening in a delivery room out there.
I reckon this next childbirth joke took place somewhere in Australia
Sheila, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician. After her scan and consequent examination, she shyly began, “My husband wants me to ask you if its still okay…”
“I know, I know.” the doctor interrupts, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, “I get asked that all the time. Don’t you worry at all, sex is fine until late in the pregnancy.”
“No, that’s not it at all,” Sheila confessed. “He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn.”