Fun Stories Friday Funnies #280


Fun Stories That Make You Laugh

I love that life is full of fun stories. True, a lot of those fun stories are probably made up but even if that’s true they’re still bloody funny.  Take for example this story about an alter boy.

An Alter Boy’s Confession

‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.’Fun Stories Alter Boy

The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano?’

‘Yes, Father, it is.’

‘And who was the girl you were with?’

‘I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.’

‘Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?’

‘I cannot say.’

‘Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?’

‘I’ll never tell.’

‘Was it Nina Capelli?’

‘I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.’

‘Was it Cathy Piriano?’

‘Sorry Father, but my lips are sealed.’

‘Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?’

‘Please, Father, I cannot tell you.’

The priest sighs in frustration. ‘You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.’

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, ‘What’d you get?’

‘Four months vacation and five good leads…’

As far as fun stories go, what can be funnier than some of the ways people interpret art. Take the following as a good example.

Interpreting Art Funny Stories

three irishmen with black penises

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery in London were staring at a painting that had them totally confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the men had black penises, but the one seated in the middle, had a pink penis.

The curator of the gallery realized the confused couple were having trouble with interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on and on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominantly white, patriarchal society. “In fact”, he pointed out, “some serious critics believe that the pink penis reflects the cultural and sociological oppression expressed by gay men in a contemporary society”.

After the curator left, a Scotsman man approached the couple and said, “Would you like to know what the painting is really about?”

“Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the Gallery?” asked the couple.

“Because I’m the guy who painted it,” he replied. “They’re just three Scottish coal-miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.

For those of you who are thinking that coal mines didn’t work naked, I actually found an article that stated that some actually did.

Don’t forget, I have heaps of Friday Funnies if you have the time to look through them.

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I’ve written a whole lot of Irish jokes on Wassup. You can see most of them here. The reason for this is because I know how much you guys love Irish jokes. You’re not the only ones. I love Irish jokes as well. I reckon one of my favourites  is Friday Funnies #134.

Anyway, the say that the Irish have the lowest stress rate and the reason for this is because they do not understand the seriousness of most of the medical terminology.

The following chart will help us to understand why their stress levels are so low.

Irish Jokes Irish Understanding Of Medical Terms

 

Medical Term Irish Definition
Artery The study of paintings
Bacteria Back door to cafeteria
Barium What doctors do when patients die
Benign What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan Searching for Kitty
Cauterize Made eye contact with her
Colic A sheep dog
Coma A punctuation mark
Dilate To live long
Enema Not a friend
Fester Quicker than someone else
Fibula A small lie
Impotent Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff A Doctor’s cane
Morbid A higher offer
Nitrates Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node I knew it
Outpatient A person who has fainted
Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative A letter carrier
Recovery Room Place to do upholstery
Rectum Nearly killed him
Secretion Hiding something
Seizure Roman Emperor
Tablet A small table
Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport
Tumor Two plus one more
Urine Opposite of you’re out

They say that search engines love posts that have images in them. Images are great for SEO. It’s pretty hard to find the right unique images though which is why I bought The Creator. I used the Creator to create the following images of Irish jokes.

Funniest Irish Jokes

Then there’s this one which I think is a scream.

laugh out loud Irish Jokes

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Funny Nun Jokes Friday Funnies #278


I don’t know why but people love nun jokes. Perhaps the reason for nun jokes being so popular is because they love making fun of women wearing a habit. I’ve featured nun jokes in the past, the first one being back in 2012 and it was about a nun in the airport.

Friday Funnies #58 shows us just what an angry nun is capable of.

Devoted Funny Nun Jokes

Todays funny nun jokes just goes to show exactly how far a devoted nun is willing to go.

Have you ever wondered what sort of life some of the more devoted Nuns lived? Well, I’m not sure if this will answer those questions, but it sure is funny.

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, “Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.”

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, “Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words.”

Sister Mary Katherine said, “Hard bed.”

“I’m sorry to hear that,” the Priest said, “We will get you a better bed.”

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest.
“You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.”

“Cold food,” said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. “You may say two words today.”

“I quit,” said Sister Mary Katherine.

“It’s probably best”, said the Priest, “You’ve done nothing but bitch since you got here.”‘

Lastly I have a funny nun jokes image that I put together with the aid of The Creator.

funny nun jokes Friday Funnies

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