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Do you love Aussie humour? Good but first, welcome to Friday Funnies, the post that many wait for in anticipation. Especially after a hard week working your butts of for an unappreciative boss. Or maybe you’re one of the lucky ones who are happily working for themselves in a stress free atmosphere?  :clap: Either way, you’re going to love this weeks Friday Funnies #64 which has a ripper Aussie joke, a great blonde joke from Sexy Sal and a YouTube video you’re going to absolutely love.

But before I get to that I want to share a couple of links with you. The first is my Make Money Online page. This particular page is a work in progress and shows you some of the features that is built into the FlexSqueeze theme. It also shows you a little of what the Logo Creator is capable of. Expect an update showing you more of what it can do at a later date.

The second link serves two purposes, one being to show off a banner I created with the Logo-Creator and the other to notify you of the latest Powerball jackpot which is worth us$ 475 million. Man, I won’t be giving up blogging at all. Nope, I’d just be doing it in different parts of the globe. I reckon you’ll also appreciate how I incorporated a squeeze page feature of this remarkable blog theme into a regular post. :smoke_tb: OK, enough of that, now let’s get on with this weeks Friday Funnies.

Aussie Humour Ringer Meets St Peter

A ringer from a huge cattle station in outback Australia appeared before St Peter at the Aussie humourPearly Gates.”Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the ringer offered. “Once, on a trip to the backblocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales, I came across a gang of bikies, who were threatening a young sheila.

I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest, most
heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, “Now, back off!! Or I’ll kick the crap out of the lot of ya’s!” Read the rest of this entry

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Workplace Humor Friday Funnies #63

Workplace Humor?

I’m sure that a lot of you guys have some workplace humor to share and perhaps you would like to do so via the comment section,  but don’t forget to like my Facebook page first as this is a prerequisite to getting your comment approved in Friday Funnies posts. You only need to do this once and then, providing you adhere to the comment policy, you can comment on all Friday Funnies posts.  :drunk_tb:

Anyway, this next joke has probably been around for awhile but I’ve only just seen it and so I figured that the same may be true for a lot of my readers.

CEO Stuff Up Workplace Humor

If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, “How much money do you make a week?”

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, “I make $400 a week. Why?”

The CEO said, “Wait right here.” He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, “Here’s four weeks’ pay. Now GET OUT and don’t come back.” Read the rest of this entry

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Sexy Sal’s Blonde Joke & Irish Humor FF #62

Sexy Sal Banner

G’day fellow readers and welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies’ In last weeks Friday Funnies post I introduced you to Sexy Sal! I’m happy to say that she was a real hit. So much so that she is going to be a regular on Friday Funnies. I’m hoping that you guys get behind her and do all you can to promote her to your friends and associates. You can do this by sharing her jokes on Pinterest, Facebook, Tweeting and any other social circles that you belong to.  :pretty_please:

Who Is Sexy Sal

The question on everyones lips is who exactly is Sexy Sal? Well, to the best of my knowledge  ( :tongue_laugh_ee: ) Sexy Sal is the sexy cyber woman who just loves to tell blonde jokes. Come to think of it, we tend to think alike and even laugh at all the same jokes. :wink: Unlike me though, she is not the shy type and absolutely loves it when people talk about her and her jokes. Nothing pleases her more than to be shared around on Facebook or Pinterest. Heck, she’d even love to be Google +’d if that means that more people get to know her. Yep, Sexy Sal definitely isn’t the shy type, not by any means. Read the rest of this entry

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