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Funny Stuff For Friday Funnies #243

As the end of another work week rolls on by every is looking forward to the weekend and this weeks hilarious Friday Funnies! Yep, it’s Friday Funnies time again and this week I’m going to wow you with some really funny stuff. Funny Stuff – With Age Come Wisdom You’ll get the title once you read the funny story. A guy was 72 years old & loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up.’ He looked around & couldn’t see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,’Pick me up.’ He looked in the water & there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, ‘Are you talking to me?’ The frog said, ‘Yes, I’m talking to you.’ Pick me up, then kiss me; & I’ll turn into the most…

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Crack Me Up Jokes Friday Funnies #242

I love crack me up jokes. That’s one of the reasons why I started Friday Funnies over four years ago. I should have known from that very first Friday Funnies Post that I’m not the only one that loves crack me up jokes! Today’s Friday Funnies is all about crack me jokes, jokes that simply crack me up. Actually, I think this post is going to be more than just crack me up jokes, it will include anything that cracks me up, from jokes to videos. Crack Me Up Joke Engineer Goes To Hell An Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls and asks Satan, “So, how’s it going down there?” Satan says, “Hey things are going great….

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Chinese Businessman Friday Funnies #241

You may well remember Friday Funnies #239 which was about businessman humour? Well I’ve just come across one about a Chinese businessman. The Successful Chinese Businessman A Chinese businessman goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese businessman buys 25 pairs. He returns a few days later and this time orders 50. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each. The Chinese businessman returns a month later and buys the store’s remaining stock of 50 and this time for $75.00 each. The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras…

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Businessman Humour Friday Funnies #239

This weeks Friday Funnies is the 239th in the Friday Funnies series! That’s over four years of jokes! For the life of me I never thought I’d be able to keep it going that long. I’m so glad that I have though, because it’s turned out to be the most popular posts on this blog. Today’s Friday funnies is just some of the funny things that may define a smart businessman. Businessman Humour A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.  He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey?  Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?” The old Jewish driver answered, “Let me tell you sumsing, lady. …

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The Married Hooker Joke Friday Funnies #238

People do strange things when they fall upon hard times. Things they would not normally do. That’s what this weeks Friday Funnies is all about, the married hooker joke. Funny Married Hooker Joke A married couple are experiencing hard financial times, so they decide that she should try being a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to do, so the husband says. “Stand in front of that pub and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred bucks. Any questions and  I’ll be parked around the corner.” She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, looking as sexy as she possibly can when a guy pulls up and asks “How much?” She says. ” $100.” He replies. “All I got is thirty.” She says. “Hold on.”  And runs back to the husband and asks. “What now, what can he get for thirty?” “A hand…

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Jokes That Make You Laugh Friday Funnies #237

People love jokes because they, usually, make them laugh. Making people laugh is what Friday Funnies is all about. So todays’ Friday Funnies is about some jokes I’ve come across that will hopefully make you laugh. Funny Jokes We All Love A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. Nice bike,” the cop said did Santa bring it to you?”  “Yep,” the little boy said, “he sure did!”  The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, “Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it.” The young boy looked up at the cop and said, “Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?”  “Yes, he sure did,” chuckled the cop. The little boy looked…

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Critical Thinking Friday Funnies #236

Today’s Friday Funnies is about critical thinking. I suppose that’s why the email I got was called Critical Thinking At It’s Best. Critical Thinking At Its Best Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip. Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00.  In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest…

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People love stuff that makes you laugh. That’s why I and my readers love Friday Funnies so much. Today’s Friday Funnies, #135, is a collection of, stuff that makes you laugh. The first bit of stuff that makes you laugh is something that could well be true. Stuff That Makes You Laugh #1 This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man.  I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all.  I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.  I was working on my MBA on-line.  I had no bills and no debt.  I even had full medical coverage.” I felt sorry for him, so…

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