For this Friday Funnies I though I would thrill you with a naughty little Johnny joke. I figured why not seeing as how everybody loves a naughty little Johnny joke, right?  :thumbup_ee:

As usual this naughty Little Johnny joke takes place at school.

Naughty Little Johnny Joke To Make You Laugh

Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them  thinking.

“Okay class. Now I’m going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off.” said the teacher.

‘Who is credited with writing the phrase, ‘To be or not to be, that is the question’?” asked the teacher.

Little Pham Lam Nguyen at the front of the class called out, ‘Shakespeare’. ‘Well done!’ said the teacher, ‘You can have Monday off.

” ‘No thank you Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday studying hard.’ said Little Pham Lam Nguyen. ‘Well okay,’ said the teacher.

The next quote is, “I had a dream!” Little Fri Sum Kat also at the front yelled out “I bereiva it was Martin Ruther King!” “Well done!” said the teacher. ‘You can have Monday off”

“No thanka you miss I am of Chinese oligin and we also do not take time offa school.

Education is evelything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying hard too.” said little Fri Sum Kat. ‘Okay,’ said the teacher.

Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, “F***ing Asians!” “Who said that?” yelled the teacher in an angry tone.  “Donald Trump!” yelled little Johnny. “See ya Tuesday ………..”

Yeah, you just have to love a naughty little Johnny joke  :tongue_laugh_ee:

Here’s another one for you!

naughty little johnny joke

And finally, I have naughty little Johnny featuring in a video :wink_ee:

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Little Johnny Jokes Friday Funny #208

Everyone love Little Johnny jokes because he’s such a cheeky little kid. I got this email today that I think will become a classic of the Little Johnny jokes series. Especially because it comes complete with pictures.

Little Johnny Jokes Little Johnny The Artist

It was Friday morning, and that meant it was time for an activity that the teacher called ‘Add to the picture’. The teacher would call students to the chalkboard one at a time. The first student would draw an object on the chalkboard, and each following student would add something to the picture to make it a new picture.

The teacher called on Jame to get the ball rolling.

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As James was returning to his seat the teacher called on Ernie to add his little bit.

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Ernie returns to his seat and the teacher calls on Suzy for her turn.

little johnny jokes that make you laugh

Suzy promptly returns to her seat as the teacher calls Jerry to the board.

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Then it’s Kim’s turn.

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By now little Johnny is jumping up and down waving his arm hysterically. Knowing what little Johnny was capable of doing made the teacher a little reluctant to call on him for anything. She looks at the image on the chalkboard closely and decided there was no way that little Johnny could possibly do anything to make this picture dirty. So she called on little Johnny, and he literally runs to the chalkboard.

little johnny dirty jokes

I haven’t included a video in Friday Funnies and although this particular video has nothing at all to do with little Johnny jokes it is bloody funny. The blonde flight attendant in this video is certainly no dummy. If anything she has a brilliant sense of humour as she goes through the pre-flight announcement. You know the same old boring one that you have to listen to overtime your flight is about to leave? Check out how this flight attendant has them all laughing in the aisles.

Don’t forget to share this post with your Social Media friends. As usual you can get more laughs in my funny sports jokes section.

 

Sacrifice Jokes Friday Funnies #207


As today is Good Friday I’ve changed the theme of this blog to an Easter theme. Thankfully this is really easy because I use the FlexSqueeze theme. Those of us who believe in Jesus know that Easter is all about acknowledging His great sacrifice. Jesus gave His life for us so that all who believe in Him could also be saved.

Because it’s also Friday Funnies time I’ve decided to post a few sacrifice jokes. The first sacrifice joke is actually one of Sexy Sals blonde jokes.

Sexy Sals Blonde Sacrifice Jokes

Sexy Sals Sacrifice jokes Blonde jokes

There are many types of sacrifices as is pointed out in the next of our sacrifice jokes.

I dreamed that Bill Gates and I both died on the same day, and we went to hell. I felt that there must have been some kind of mistake, so I went to talk to Satan and asked if there was any way to get out of hell.

Satan said, “Well there is one way…you have to find the ugliest, nastiest looking woman in hell and make mad passionate love to her, and then you might be able to get out of hell.”

I was willing to make the sacrifice, so I found the ugliest woman in hell and started making love to her. I looked up and noticed Bill Gates…he was making love to a gorgeous sexy blonde.

I went to Satan and asked, “How come Bill is making love to that beautiful blonde?”

Satan said, “She’s trying to get out of hell too.”

The final sacrifice jokes is about how much a man will go through for his loving wife.

A married couple was in a terrible accident that resulted in the woman’s face being severely burned. She needed a skin graft but the doctor told the husband that they couldn’t use any of her skin because she was just too skinny.Without hesitating the faithful husband offered to donate some of his own skin. The problem was the only skin on his body that was suitable would have to come from his arse.

The husband and wife agreed that it would have to do. They swore they wouldn’t tell anyone and implored that the doctor also honour their secret.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at how stunning she now looked. She looked more beautiful than ever before! Her friends and relatives just kept going on about her newfound beauty!

One day, whilst alone with her husband she was overcome with emotion at his incredible sacrifice. Hugging and kissing him she said, “Oh honey, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.”

“Sweetheart,” he replied, “there’s no need for that. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”

And so ends another Friday Funnies and the end of the sacrifice jokes. Remember you’ll always find more laughs in my funny sports jokes section.

 

 

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