Funny Short Jokes Friday Funnies #267

Everyone likes short jokes, especially if they’re really funny short jokes. That being the case I’ve decided to devote this weeks Friday Funnies to a whole heap of really funny short jokes. In case you’re wondering where these funny jokes come from, I get them from emails that people send me. I know I may have mentioned that before but I’m putting it out there for all the new readers that continue to flood my Friday Funnies posts. So, without further ado lets checkout my funniest funny short jokes. The Funniest Funny Short Jokes Picked her up in a night club. She Looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman.. Danced like a woman. She even kissed like a woman! But as we arrived back at her apartment she reversed her car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement! That’s when I thought – Hang on just a…

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Sex Joke Friday Funnies #266

I’m sure that I’ve included a sex joke or two in my Friday Funnies but I don’t think I’ve ever structured one around the sex joke keywords. As bloggers we all know how important keywords are to get noticed by the search engines. For this reason this week’s Friday funnies will include a sex joke or two. Now we all know how our beloved postman are sometimes known for their sexual exploits. The thing is sometimes it’s not always their fault. This story relates such a time. Postman Pat…A Sex Joke It was Postman Pat’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a…

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Senior Jokes Friday Funnies #264

Today’s Friday Funnies is all about senior jokes. I’ve featured a lot of senior jokes because they are so funny. Posts like, Seniors Are Senile? Friday Funnies #248, Seniors Make You Laugh Friday Funnies #198 and Friday Funnies # 34, Crocodiles, Old Women & Aunty Acid. The following series of images were all part of an email I received titled Senior Eye Test! I don’t think I’ve reached the ‘senior’ stage yet but I sure as hell struggled with some of these images. Let’s see how you go. Senior Jokes Senior Eye Test In conclusion I thought it should be called the Dirty Mind Test. Which one was your favourite? It seems, as far as seniors are concerned, most young folk don’t appreciate all the knowledge they have accumulated. Some actually don’t believe some of the stuff they hear. This next story involves a couple of seniors being questioned by…

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Chinese Joke Friday Funnies #263

A Chinese joke? Why not a Chinese joke. After all, we’ve been picking on almost every other nation. So for this weeks Friday funnies I thought a really funny Chinese joke is just what we need. The Hong Kong Dong Chinese Joke This bloke who’s just been to Hong Kong notices that he’s developed a bend in his penis. As time goes by the bend gets more and more pronounced. He’s so worried about it he decided to go visit his doctor. The doctor never having seen anything like that before decides to run a series of tests and consults with a whole lot of colleagues. When the bloke returns for a followup appointment the doctor asks, “have you been to the anywhere near China in the last year or so?” “Yes I did said the man”, frowning with worry. “Did you happen to have sex whilst you were over…

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Irish Sex Joke

I’ve got heaps of Irish jokes as part of Friday Funnies but I reckon this will be the first ever Irish sex joke. OK, maybe not the first Irish sex joke. I remember some while back I wrote a an Irish sex joke about any Irishman waving a towel trying to get his wife to orgasm. OK, so this will the second ever Irish sex joke on Friday Funnies. The Mating Call For The Irish Sex Joke Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. ‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!’ he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, ‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about, ‘Was…

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British Humour Friday Funnies #261

Last weeks post was all about political jokes. This weeks post is about British humour. Why British humour? Great question and I am so glad you asked. It’s to show how British humour is somewhat different from the rest of the world. What you’re going to read next is a whole lot of actual classified ads that were supposedly placed in UK papers. British Humour Funny Classified Ads FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is… **** FOR SALE BY…

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Political Jokes Friday Funnies #260

Let’s face it, nobody really loves politicians so there really should be a whole lot of political jokes out there.Shit, people love the Irish and blonde women and still there are so many jokes making fun of them. So, by rights there should be heaps of political jokes making fun of politicians. Sort of makes me wonder why I haven’s seen way more political jokes coming through my email. I did get a political joke today though. Political Jokes That Make You Laugh This one just happens to be an Aussie political joke about the Greens. A man walks into the Australian Electoral Commission and says to the receptionist, “I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a Green M.P.” The receptionist replied, “Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.” He was filling the form OK until he came to the question, ‘Are you…

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Fun Jokes Friday Funnies #259

Folks just love fun jokes. That’s what makes Friday Funnies so popular. It’s also why I’ve been able to keep Friday Funnies going for almost 5 years! Here are some more fun jokes finish the working week off. Fun Jokes That Make You Laugh The first one is about your typical husband and wife She was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner. Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she laboured away on the weeds, she snapped, “I can’t believe you’re asking me about supper right now!  Why don’t you just pretend I’m out of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!” So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall beer. His wife walked in just about…

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