Political Jokes Friday Funnies #260

Let’s face it, nobody really loves politicians so there really should be a whole lot of political jokes out there.Shit, people love the Irish and blonde women and still there are so many jokes making fun of them. So, by rights there should be heaps of political jokes making fun of politicians. Sort of makes me wonder why I haven’s seen way more political jokes coming through my email. I did get a political joke today though. Political Jokes That Make You Laugh This one just happens to be an Aussie political joke about the Greens. A man walks into the Australian Electoral Commission and says to the receptionist, “I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a Green M.P.” The receptionist replied, “Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.” He was filling the form OK until he came to the question, ‘Are you…

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Fun Jokes Friday Funnies #259

Folks just love fun jokes. That’s what makes Friday Funnies so popular. It’s also why I’ve been able to keep Friday Funnies going for almost 5 years! Here are some more fun jokes finish the working week off. Fun Jokes That Make You Laugh The first one is about your typical husband and wife She was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner. Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she laboured away on the weeds, she snapped, “I can’t believe you’re asking me about supper right now!  Why don’t you just pretend I’m out of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!” So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall beer. His wife walked in just about…

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More Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #258

I always look forward to Friday Funnies because I always get a laugh out of it and I hope that my readers do as well. A couple of Friday Funnies ago I wrote about a blonde that wasn’t so dumb. That post was pretty popular. We all know the smart blonde jokes wasn’t going to last though, didn’t we? What I mean by that is, its time for even more blonde jokes. More Blonde Jokes The Heart Attack A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. ‘What’s up?’ she asks. ‘I think I’m having a heart attack,’ – cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she’s dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, “Mummy, Mummy, Aunt Shirley is hiding…

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The Marine Mommy Friday Funnies #257

Today’s Friday Funnies is all about the marine mommy. You’re probably thinking, how can anything about a marine mommy be funny. Well you see, it involves a story told by a fifth grader and we all remember how funny young kids can be. If not read my post on seven year old kids. The Bad Ass marine Mommy The teacher gave her fifth grade class the following assignment: To get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. When the kids cam back the next day they each took turns to tell their stories.. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left. “Janie, do you have a story to share?” ‘Yes ma’am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert…

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Dumb Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #256

We’ve had a whole heap of dumb blonde jokes as part of Friday Funnies. The reason for all the dumb blonde jokes is because they’re so bloody funny. The question is are blondes as dumb as they’re made out to be? The following joke may actually put to rest the age old fallacy of the everyday dumb blonde. Dumb Blonde At The Car Yard A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top. The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. “Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price,” said the older man. “Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there. And…

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Logical Scientist Friday Funnies #254

I thought seeing as how the last scientist joke was so popular I’d followup with the really funny logical scientist joke. I like this particular logical scientist joke because the main characters are Aussies. Logical Scientist Walks In A Pub Two Aussie builders (Patrick and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit. Pat: – I reckon he’s an accountant. Eric: – No way – he’s a stockbroker.. Pat: – He ain’t no stockbroker!  A stockbroker wouldn’t come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Pat and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity…

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Funny Science Facts Friday Funnies #253

I have to admit this is the first time I’ve offered funny science facts for my avid Friday Funny series. I know that some of you will not like or even appreciate this funny science fact. Heck some, probably those of the female persuasion probably won’t appreciate this post at all. The fact is that many may not even understand it unless they’ve majored in engineering. Hopefully the following scientific explanation will help in understanding what is about to follow. Ok, that may not make a whole lot of sense so I’ve found another image that will help in understanding the whole process. This is more commonly known as Newton’s Triangle. Still not getting it? Ok then, perhaps what we need is a more practical demonstration. Isn’t physics great? Ok, Ok, that wasn’t really a joke but I’m sure there are a lot of guys out there who appreciate the…

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Funny Images And Videos Friday Funnies #252

Funny Images That Make You Laugh For today’s Friday Funnies I thought I would post some funny images and videos. Some of the funny images were put together with the aid of The Creator. The first of the funny images is one of Myla the Mini Dachshund, my daughter and her partners little baby. The photo was taken yesterday during the Australia Day celebrations. Luckily for Myla they hadn’t actually fired up the barbie yet. Myla is the funniest pup out there. If you love dachshunds you should visit Myla’s Instagram page by clicking the link above. The next of my funny images is a little late as far as Christmas is concerned but I love it because it has a go at our politicians and has a lot of truth to it. I had a funny thing happen to me today. I was sitting on a bench next to…

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