When I first started Friday Funnies it was all about finding really funny jokes to make you laugh. I didn’t know way back when I started that I would be able to keep the Friday Funnies series going for so long. Today’s Friday Funnies is #184 and I continue to find really jokes to make you laugh.

I suppose I shouldn’t really be all that surprised as there are probably millions of jokes out there. Some of those jokes probably aren’t all that funny though. At least not to me! Hopefully the jokes that I publish are jokes that make you laugh and that they continue to do so.

More Really Funny Jokes

There are many types of jokes that make people laugh. I found this one pretty funny. It even really funny jokes to make you laughcomes with a cute image that adds to the humour. It’s kind of a new interpretation of being poor. ;)
Bought vs Homemade (it just doesn’t get much cuter than this… note the expression in the picture)

Six year old Annie returns home from school and says that today she had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks: “Oh… How did it go”

“I nearly died of shame!” she answers. “Sam from down the street says the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital.”

Her mother answers laughingly, “But that’s no reason to be ashamed.”

“No… but I can’t tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!”

Pretty cute right? I think you’re going to find the next joke pretty funny as well.

Baptising an Irishman

An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when becomes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find Jesus?”

The drunk shouts,”Yes, I am.”

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him back and asks, “Brother,
have you found Jesus?”

The drunk replies,”No, I haven’t found Jesus!”

The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again, but for a little longer. Then again pulls him out of the water and asks, “Have you found Jesus, brother?”

The drunk answers,”No, I haven’t found Jesus!”

By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk again — but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he
pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, “For the love of God, have you found Jesus?”

The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher,  “Are you sure this is where he fell in??*

Yep, even when they’re drunk the Irish are bloody funny.  :lol_tb:

And so ends another Friday Funnies. I hope you got a kick out of it. Don’t forget, theres always more funny sports jokes at my sports betting site.

Above all, don’t forget to have a great and safe weekend!


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Seniors Joke Friday Funnies #183

A Seniors Joke To Make You Laugh

I’ve written a seniors joke here and there and they’ve always gone down pretty well. Some times a seniors joke is funny because some seniors are known to do funny things.

An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.

When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $500.00.

She demanded to know why the charge was so high.

“I agree it’s a nice hotel, but the rooms aren’t worth $500.00 for just an overnight stay! I didn’t even have breakfast.”

The clerk told her that $500.00 is the ‘standard rate’, and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.

She insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced:

“This hotel has an Olympic-sized swimming-pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use.”

“But I didn’t use them,” she said.

”Well, they are here, and you could have,” explained the Manager.

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.
“We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here,” the Manager said.

“But I didn’t go to any of those shows,” she said.

“Well, we have them, and you could have,” the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, “But I didn’t use it!” and the Manager countered with his standard response.

After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to him.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. “But madam, this cheque is for $100.00.”

“That’s correct I charged you $400.00 for sleeping with me,” she replied.

“But I didn’t!” exclaimed the very surprised Manager.

“Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.”

Don’t mess with Senior Citizens

This type of senior joke is a pretty common theme and having them outsmarting their younger counterparts is always pretty funny.

Here are some more senior jokes…. Read the rest of this entry

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Scottish Jokes For Friday Funnies #182

G’day WassupBlog readers and welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies.  :drunk_tb: For todays Friday Funnies I’m going to have another looks at some Funny Scottish jokes. I know we’ve tackled the Scottish before but they’re do bloody funny I’m sure you’d like a few more.

Scottish Jokes The Blood Donor

A wealthy Arab Sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his type of blood in case the need arose.

As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn’t be found locally, so the call went out.

Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.

After the surgery, in appreciation for giving his blood, the Arab sent the Scotsman a new BMW, 5 carats of diamonds, and $50,000 dollars.

A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.

The hospital telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate more of his blood again.

After the second nd surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Black Magic chocolates.

The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had before.

He phoned the Arab and asked him: “I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me another BMW, diamonds and money …
but you only gave me a thank-you card and a box of chocolates.”

To this the Arab replied: “Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins.”

Come on! You just have to love that one.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

Scottish Jokes The Scottish Jew

An elderly Scottish Jew decided to slow down and take up lawn bowls, so he applied for membership at the local club.

After a week he received a message that his application has been rejected. He went to the club to ask why.

Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish bowls club?

Scot: Aye, but I am as Scottish as you are, McTavish.

Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear the kilt.

Scot: Aye, so do I.

Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under the kilt?

Scot: Aye, neither do I.

Secretary: But you are a Jew?

Scot: Aye, I be that.

Secretary: So you are circumcised?

Scot: Aye, I be that, too.

Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that.

Scot: Ach, away with ya, man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen. And I know that you have to be a Catholic to join the Knights of Columbus, but this is the first time I’ve heard that you have to be a complete prick to join a bowls club.

Finally, I’ve put together a funny Scottish Jokes Image!

Scottish Jokes

I hope you enjoyed this weeks Friday Funnies about Scottish Joke. I also hope that you help this post by sharing it with your friends.

Wanting more jokes, why not visit my Funny Sports Jokes.

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