Smoking In The Rain

My smoking in the rain post does not mean I’m promoting smoking at all, and I know this is supposed to be a Friday Funnies post. It is a Friday Funnies post, and all I’m doing is trying to find an exciting way to introduce my Friday Funnies Joke and why not post a joke about smoking in the rain? Especially if I found it to be pretty funny.

However, before we get to the joke, I want everyone to know that I think smoking is a filthy habit. I would never take it up. I lie. I did smoke, a long, long time ago. I was actually in primary school at the time, and because I couldn’t afford to buy them, I used to roll my own. I used pages from my school exercise book as cigarette paper, and I tried different material for tobacco. The foulest stuff I ever used was the dried silk off of the old corn cob. The most volatile was the bard off of the grapevine. Once I puffed so hard, it burst into flames.  

The best stuff I ever used was the dry grass I found in an alleyway. But that supply was short-lived. What happened was one day when I was casually walking down the alley to get my collection of grass. I found this dog pissing on my supply. I haven’t smoked a cigarette since.  

But hang on a second. This post isn’t about me; it’s about smoking in the rain.  

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Chinese Laundry Joke

You guys know how much I love telling jokes, right? That’s why I have a Laughaholics playlist. That’s also why I’ve just started a new blog, Laugh-Out-Loud.org! How cool a domain name is that? I was so lucky to be able to claim that domain name. I hope you take the time to check out my new blog, but now it’s time for this week’s Friday Funnies, a funny Chinese Laundry Joke.

Funny Chinese Laundry Joke About Dirty Panties

A woman was so unhappy with the way her local Chinese laundry cleaned her clothes she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes:

“Use more soap on panties!”

When she got the clean laundry back, she was still dissatisfied with the results, so, the following week, she enclosed another note: “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!”

The second note annoyed the Chinese laundryman so much he decided to include a note with the next laundry delivery. 

” I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!!”

” USE MORE PAPER ON ARSE!!!”

Man, I wasn’t expecting that one.  

Sexy Sal Blonde & Pickup Truck

Right, now it’s time to share with you Sexy Sal’s latest blonde joke. I loved this one, and I’m sure you will too.

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Aussie Love Poem Funny As

For today’s Friday Funnies, I’ve decided to post an Aussie love poem. You could say my YouTube playlist Poems You Will Love was a source of inspiration for today’s post. I like writing poems, and I will be adding more to that playlist. I’ve also started another poem playlist called Religious Poems which at the moment only has one poem, A Child Of God.

Without further ado, I present to you today’s Aussie Love poem.

Funny Aussie Love Poem

Of course I love ya darlin
You’re a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you’re gorgeous
I mean every single word

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