Priest Jokes Friday Funnies #146

I’ve written several priest jokes, one that comes to mind involves an Irish Priest. If you’d like to read all the priest jokes just do a search for it using the Google Search bar over there on the right.

The following priest joke had me laughing out loud so I’m sure you’ll get a kick out of it.

Holy Soap, A Priest Joke!

Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
  
They undress and step into the showers before they realise there is no soap.
 
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not  bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns  heading his way….Having no place to hide,  he stands against the wall and freezes like he’s  a statue.
 
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.

“Oh look” says the first nun, “it’s a soap dispenser”.
 
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
 
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three  times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells….
 
“Holy Mary, Mother of God, HAND LOTION TOO!

Yeah, you just had to laugh at that priest joke.  :lol_tb:

I used the Logo Creator to create the next priest joke. It doesn’t really involve a priest though, it’s more about the young parishioner.

priest jokes

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If you love sport jokes you should read the ones in my sports category.

Jokes About Beautiful Women Friday Funnies #145

If you a regular reader of this blog you know that I love beautiful women. Heck, I love all women.  :devil_tb: Well imagine my surprise and pleasure when I got some jokes about beautiful women in my email. Naturally I was itching to share them with you as part of my Friday series.

The fist of the jokes about beautiful women that I got included a very revealing women. I decided to include it with the joke. I hope you appreciate it.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

Jokes About Beautiful Women Are Cool

A beautiful woman went to the gynaecologist… The doctor took one look at the woman and all his jokes about beautiful womenprofessionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.

After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, “Do you know what I am doing?”

“Yes,” she replied, “You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities.”

“That’s right,” said the doctor.. He then began to fondle her breasts. “Do you know what I am doing now?” he asked.

“Yes,” she said, “You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer.”

“Correct,” replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, “Do you know what I am doing now?”

“Yes,” she said, “You’re getting syphilis; which is why I came here in the first place.”

The next of the jokes about beautiful women isn’t really a joke but it does fill one of the requirements. I has a beautiful woman in it and I did find it quite amusing. I hope you do as well.

I hope you find the following fact useful :wink:

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Yeah, those sunglasses have more uses than just making you look cool. Still, while they’re great for stopping the staring glare from cleavage I strongly urge you not to use them to stare at the sun! That’s not what they were designed for.

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Pregnant Blonde Joke Friday Funnies #144

The Pregnant Blonde

The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up  to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy. I thought, what the heck, and I starting   jumping up   and down along with her.

She said,  “Sally,  I have some really great news!”

I said, “Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.”

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant!

I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier for you!”

Then she said, “There’s more.”

I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”

She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have twins  Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said…

“That was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!”

Next I got hold of Sexy Sal and managed to get the following off her.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

pregnant blonde joke Sexy Sals blonde joke

The next image isn’t exactly funny. Well, it could be, it all depends how you look at it. :wink_ee: It’s all to do with the age gap between us, the oldies, and them, those whipper snappers who think they know it all but in reality still have a bloody lot to learn. The following is a bit of sound advice.

wise advice

And finally we have something from the mouth of virtual babes.

The Bible

A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through

the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object

and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.

‘Mama, look what I found,’ the boy called out.

‘What have you got there, dear?’

With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered, ‘I think it’s Adam’s underwear!’

And so ends another Friday Funnies. Hope you enjoyed it enough to share it with your friends.

 

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