Even More Blonde Jokes

I’ve featured heaps of blonde jokes as part of Friday Funnies. You can read all about them here. So, why even more blonde jokes? Because people love blonde jokes and can never get enough of them, and so today, I give you even more blonde jokes.

More Blonde Jokes Trucker Style

A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe’ and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”

The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”

‘No,’ the cook said. ‘Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and a couple of running boards are two slices of crisp bacon.

‘Oh…OK!’ said the blonde, who thought about it for a moment then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, ‘What are the beans for, Blondie?’ 

 (I love this one!)

 She replied, ‘I thought he may as well gas up while he’s waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards!”

And they say blondes are dumb. 😜

Something else I haven’t had for a while is a Sexy Sal joke. Reckon I should fix that!

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What? Do you want more blonde jokes? Why, sure.

Blondes Left Hanging In The Air

 Eleven people are hanging from a rope that’s attached to a helicopter. Ten of them were blonde, and one was a brunette.

They all decide that one of them should let go because if they didn’t, the rope ladder would break, and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally, the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, “I’ll get off.”

The blondes, all moved by the brunette’s speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Good Old Hooters Joke

Why a post about good old hooters? Because it’s funny, that’s why.

Love Of Good Old Hooters

Two guys grow up together and are the best of friends. After college, one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach, Florida, to play golf and catch up. 

At age 32, they meet, finish their round of golf and decided to get some lunch.

“Where you wanna go?” asks one. 

“Hooters,” replies the other.

“Why, Hooters?” 

“They have those broads with the big racks, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs.” 

“You’re on.”

At age 42, they meet and play golf again.

“Where you wanna go for lunch?”

“Hooters.” 

“Again? Why?”

“They have a cold beer, big-screen TVs, and side action on the games.” 

“OK.” 

At age 52, they meet and play again. “So, where you wanna go for lunch?” 

“Hooters.

“Why?”

“The food is pretty good, and there’s plenty of parking.”

“OK.”

At age 62, they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, “Where you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“Wings are half price, and the food isn’t too spicy.”

“Good choice.”

At age 72, they meet again. 

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, “Where shall we go for lunch?” 

“Hooters.

“Why?”

“They have six accessible parking spaces right by the door, and they have senior discounts.”

“Great choice.”

At age 82, they meet and play again. “Where should we go for lunch?” 

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“Because we’ve never been there before.”

“OK.”

You didn’t expect that, did you? I know I didn’t. 

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Funny Sicilian Cow Story

Hey guys, I was thinking about my Italian holiday when it hit me that this week’s Friday Funnies should be about a funny Sicilian cow story.

The Funny Sicilian Cow Story

The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. After some research, the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily relatively cheaply.

So, they brought the cow over from Sicily.  It was wonderful. It produced lots of milk every day, and everyone was happy.

They decided to buy a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they’d never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow, but the cow would move away whenever the bull tried to mount it. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he could never do the deed.

The people were troubled and decided to go to the local veterinarian, Dr Santucchi, who was very wise, to tell him what was happening and to ask his advice. They explained, “Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.  If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side”.

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The veterinarian rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, “Did you, by chance, buy this cow in Sicily?”

The people were dumbfounded since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over Sicily.

“You are truly a wise veterinarian,” they said. “How did you know that we got the cow from Sicily?”

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eyes:  My wife is from Sicily.”

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