Fun Stories That Make You Laugh
I love that life is full of fun stories. True, a lot of those fun stories are probably made up but even if that’s true they’re still bloody funny. Take for example this story about an alter boy.
An Alter Boy’s Confession
‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.’
The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano?’
‘Yes, Father, it is.’
‘And who was the girl you were with?’
‘I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.’
‘Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?’
‘I cannot say.’
‘Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?’
‘I’ll never tell.’
‘Was it Nina Capelli?’
‘I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.’
‘Was it Cathy Piriano?’
‘Sorry Father, but my lips are sealed.’
‘Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?’
‘Please, Father, I cannot tell you.’
The priest sighs in frustration. ‘You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.’
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, ‘What’d you get?’
‘Four months vacation and five good leads…’
As far as fun stories go, what can be funnier than some of the ways people interpret art. Take the following as a good example.
Interpreting Art Funny Stories
A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery in London were staring at a painting that had them totally confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the men had black penises, but the one seated in the middle, had a pink penis.
The curator of the gallery realized the confused couple were having trouble with interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on and on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominantly white, patriarchal society. “In fact”, he pointed out, “some serious critics believe that the pink penis reflects the cultural and sociological oppression expressed by gay men in a contemporary society”.
After the curator left, a Scotsman man approached the couple and said, “Would you like to know what the painting is really about?”
“Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the Gallery?” asked the couple.
“Because I’m the guy who painted it,” he replied. “They’re just three Scottish coal-miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.
For those of you who are thinking that coal mines didn’t work naked, I actually found an article that stated that some actually did.
Don’t forget, I have heaps of Friday Funnies if you have the time to look through them.