The Fastest Thing Friday Funnies

As another week goes by it seems my attempt at buying the winning lottery ticket online from one of my lottery sites has been a dismal failure. I’m not one to give up though and I will continue to purchase my lottery tickets online until I get the winning one.  :drunk_tb: After all, winning the lottery is not a race. One doesn’t win it by being the fastest thing on earth. Although, winning it does give you the capacity to buy something that you consider to be pretty damn fast. Not to mention a beautiful piece of machinery.  :smoke_tb: Something like the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport. Perhaps it isn’t the fastest thing in the world but it’s definitely the fastest car in the world.

The Fastest Thing Bugatti Veyron Super Sport

Which brings me to this weeks Friday Funnies which is all about giving the right answer in all important job interview in order to get the job.

What Is The Fastest Thing?

Jennifer, a manager at the Gold Coast Council, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.

After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified.

Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.

Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer asked,
‘What is the fastest thing you know of?

‘The first man replied, ‘A THOUGHT.’ It just pops into your head. There’s no warning.

‘That’s very good!’ replied Jennifer. ‘And, now you sir?’, she asked the second man.

‘Hmmm…let me see ‘A blink! It comes and goes and you don’t know that it ever happened.

A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.

”Excellent!’ said Jennifer. ‘The blink of an eye, that’s a very popular cliché for speed.
‘She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.

‘Well, out at my dad’s property, you step out of the house and on the wall there’s a light switch.
When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than
an instant. ‘Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of’

Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man.
‘It ‘s hard to beat the speed of light,’she said.
Turning to Wally, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.

Old Wally replied, ‘After hearing the previous three answers, it’s obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHOEA.

”WHAT !?’ said Jennifer, stunned by the response.

‘Oh sure’, said Wally. ‘You see, the other day I wasn’t feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom,
but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already sh*t myself.

‘Wally is now working at the Gold Coast Council !

He Said She Said

I know how much you guys love the Sexy Sals blonde joke images but I thought I would try something a little different for this post. For your added enjoyment I give to you the first of the He Said She Said series.

he said she said jokes

And finally, this weeks….

Funniest Video Of The Week

I know you’re going to love this weeks video because its all about wedding pranks.I found them all to be really funny, but I’m wondering which of the clips do you find to be the funniest?

 

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This Post Has 31 Comments

  1. Tim Williams

    19 Oct 2013

    If you ever get a Bugatti Veyron Supersport, you must take me for a spin! :) Though i’d go for a Lamborghini Sesto Elemento.

  2. antjon

    21 Oct 2013


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    great friday funny Sire, also thumbs up to sexy sals he said she said series.
    great videos especially the windy one and the older lady bride very funny

  3. Paul

    21 Oct 2013

    Hey Sire, I love the He said she said type of jokes. I am glad that they are about to start here too. I am all ready to sit back and enoy the ride, bring it on. Not to forget, I never knew the Gold Coast Council consider that kind of answers.

  5. Piyush Dhiman

    31 Oct 2013

    Hi Sire,
    jokes are really awesome and the funniest was the the just for laugh gags video, this is the most funniest video i’ve ever seen yet. haaa haa seriously :D

  6. Andrew

    31 Oct 2013

    Wally sounds like the perfect Redneck fit. I hate those questions that interviewers ask that are supposed to get into your deeper personality. Technically Light is the fastest thing because nothing can move faster than the speed of light.

    1. Sire

      2 Nov 2013

      Yeah, I totally agree Andrew

  7. Kuldeep

    2 Nov 2013

    Hahaa….lolzzzz…. This is awesome. Good post… All great stuff, but I must say this weeks funniest videos come out on top for me.

  8. Imran Khan

    30 Nov 2013

    You made my day with the joke….He Said She Said.

  9. Andrew Stanley

    11 Jan 2014

    Haha that’s a good one. Would love to see more of those Just for Laughs gag videos. It really made my day. Thanks for sharing it here. First saw the Bugatti Veyron in some video game, I think it was Need for Speed.

  10. Michael

    17 Jan 2014

    The story is very funny! I love reading stories with awesome ending. *Laughs! I guess in the corporate world, being genuine is the key for being hired. Some may exaggerate their skills, experiences and other credentials while searching for a job. But, I guess people who are honest are more likely to get a good and worthwhile job in the long run.
    Thanks!

  11. sahadat

    30 Jan 2014

    How nice
    jokes are really awesome and the funniest was the the just for laugh gags video, this is the most funniest video i’ve ever seen yet.

  12. Azim Mammod

    4 Feb 2014

    hahahha..I really like the he sadi, she said post. I can relate.

    1. Sire

      12 Mar 2014

      I got that in an email as well, I just added it to the image in this post.
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  13. Babul Jha

    5 Feb 2014

    Ha Ha Very funny Video!! xD LOL

    You maked my day sire (y)

  14. Steve

    12 Feb 2014

    Imagine owning one of those Bugatti’s? I mean, it might do over 200mph and all but where can you actually drive that fast? Just doesn’t make sense. Anybody else agree?

  15. Andy

    11 Mar 2014

    Very funny video a little ‘fart fetched’but hilarious, just what I needed to start the day.Now I know where to come for a good laugh.

  16. usman

    14 Mar 2014

    Awesome and hilarious video! It really made me laugh.

    Thanks For Sharing

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