As another week goes by it seems my attempt at buying the winning lottery ticket online from one of my lottery sites has been a dismal failure. I’m not one to give up though and I will continue to purchase my lottery tickets online until I get the winning one. After all, winning the lottery is not a race. One doesn’t win it by being the fastest thing on earth. Although, winning it does give you the capacity to buy something that you consider to be pretty damn fast. Not to mention a beautiful piece of machinery. Something like the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport. Perhaps it isn’t the fastest thing in the world but it’s definitely the fastest car in the world.
Which brings me to this weeks Friday Funnies which is all about giving the right answer in all important job interview in order to get the job.
What Is The Fastest Thing?
Jennifer, a manager at the Gold Coast Council, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.
After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified.
Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer asked,
‘What is the fastest thing you know of?
‘The first man replied, ‘A THOUGHT.’ It just pops into your head. There’s no warning.
‘That’s very good!’ replied Jennifer. ‘And, now you sir?’, she asked the second man.
‘Hmmm…let me see ‘A blink! It comes and goes and you don’t know that it ever happened.
A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.
”Excellent!’ said Jennifer. ‘The blink of an eye, that’s a very popular cliché for speed.
‘She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
‘Well, out at my dad’s property, you step out of the house and on the wall there’s a light switch.
When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than
an instant. ‘Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of’
Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man.
‘It ‘s hard to beat the speed of light,’she said.
Turning to Wally, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.
Old Wally replied, ‘After hearing the previous three answers, it’s obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHOEA.
”WHAT !?’ said Jennifer, stunned by the response.
‘Oh sure’, said Wally. ‘You see, the other day I wasn’t feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom,
but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already sh*t myself.
‘Wally is now working at the Gold Coast Council !
He Said She Said
I know how much you guys love the Sexy Sals blonde joke images but I thought I would try something a little different for this post. For your added enjoyment I give to you the first of the He Said She Said series.
And finally, this weeks….
Funniest Video Of The Week
I know you’re going to love this weeks video because its all about wedding pranks.I found them all to be really funny, but I’m wondering which of the clips do you find to be the funniest?