Haircut jokes you ask? There are really haircut jokes around? I wouldn’t have believed it either until I got these in the email. The fact that haircut jokes actually exists just goes to show that you can make a joke out of almost anything.
Haircut Jokes #1 The Deal
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father says, “Tell what son, first you bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and so they shook on it.
After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you actually have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”
The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed from studying the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”
You just have to love the Dad’s reply!
“Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?”
Good one day
Haircut Jokes #2 Kids View
Mary says to her brother Joe, “Say Joe, have you noticed that dad’s getting taller?”
Joe says, “Nope, why do you say that Mary?”
Mary replies, “Look at him Joe, can’t you see that his head is starting to stick through his hair?”
Haircut Jokes #3 The Rip Off
A bloke walks into the local barber’s shop with a young boy. He tells the barber that he needs a haircut and that the boy only need a trim. After getting his haircut he says to the young boy, “I just have to pop into the supermarket whilst you get your hair cut”.
Half an hour later, the haircut is finished but the man has yet to return. The barber says “I think your dad’s forgotten about you”.
The boy says “Oh, that’s not my dad. He just stopped me on the street and asked if I wanted a free haircut, then brought me here”.