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Elderly Jokes sure can tickle your funny bones. I know that to be true because there are so many elderly jokes out there. Heck, you’ll find more than one of them on this blog alone. It was only last week when I posted the one called Defence Attorney Sexy Sals Friday Funnies #110. The week before that I posted the one called Old Age Friday Funnies #109.
So, it looks like I’m going for a hat trick. So, sitg yourself down, grab a cup of java and relax while reading this weeks Elderly Jokes Bonanza.
Elderly Joke #1
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. ‘Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?’ he asks.
‘Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?’
‘Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?’ she asks.
‘No, I can remember it.’
‘Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?’
He says, ‘I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.’
‘I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, write it down?’ she asks. Read the rest of this entry