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Jokes That Make You Laugh Friday Funnies #137


People love jokes because they, usually, make them laugh. Making people laugh is what Friday Funnies is all about. So todays’ Friday Funnies is about some jokes I’ve come across that will hopefully make you laugh.

Funny Jokes We All Love

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. Nice bike,” the cop said did Santa bring it to you?” 
“Yep,” the little boy said, “he sure did!” 
The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, “Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it.”
The young boy looked up at the cop and said, “Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?” 
“Yes, he sure did,” chuckled the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, “Next year tell Santa that the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.”
Next are some jokes I’ve put together with the aid of The Creator. As usual, I got all the following jokes in my email. These are going to be a series of…….

And that’s when the fight started!


The next of my ‘jokes that make you laugh’ is about the trouble this bloke got into when trying to talk his wife into having sex.


You may not believe this but the reason this guy isn’t getting any sex that night is because of what happened earlier whilst at a restaurant.  :tongue_laugh_ee:


The next one is one of my favourites. :wink_ee:


If you liked the ‘And that’s when the fight started’ series and would like to see more, just let me know in the comments below.

Also, don’t forget to share this post with your friend so they can have a good laugh as well.

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Having a Gravatar is another benchmark that I use when judging comments.

Good comments have always been important to me. That’s why I have a Comment Policy. I’ve even written a post trying to educate folk as to the proper way to comment. Unfortunately most folk just don’t get it. They think they can just drop in, leave a crappy comment and then rush off. To think that a lot of these comments are left by people who are paid to leave comments. If only the poor saps who are paying for them knew what they were getting. Then again some of them do know which is why I get so many emails asking to remove comments because they’re hurting their Google rankings. I wrote about that in Google Updates And The Disavow Tool.

Only Good Comments Are Important

As important as comments are to me they’re not that important that I’ll accept just any comment. In actual fact I’ve even been deleting comments from commenters that don’t have an Gravatar. Naturally, if it’s an exceptional comment I’ll make an exception. :smoke_tb:

As a rule, people you don’t have a Gravatars usually leave pretty poor comments. Take the following for example.


While this guy has an Gravatar he has made two fatal flaws, poor grammar and a little off topic to boot.


Looking at the above two comments you’ll notice that they’re of pretty poor quality.


Finally we have another comment from someone who has an Gravatar, but not the kind that I approve of. This guy thinks all he has to do is tell me what a great post it is and I’ll approve his comment. Nope, I’m afraid it doesn’t work out that way on this blog. :thumbup_tb:

What Sort Of Gravatar Should You Have

Personally I believe that you Gravatar should be an image of yourself. That way people know who they’re talking to. That’s you’re an actual person and not just some bot leaving random messages. Or someone getting paid to leave crappy comments.

I also believe that if you use and actual Gravatar of yourself you’ll try harder to leave good comments because those comments are now associated with you.

How Important Are Comments To You As A Blogger

Really, how important are comments to you? Are they important enough that you will accept nearly every comment that people leave on your blog. If the answer to that is yes then you’re probably doing more harm than good.

Bad comments do not add any value to your blog. If anything they’ll detract from a post’s quality. Imagine reading a really good post and then being flooded with a whole heap of poor comments. As far as I’m concerned those poor comments mean the post’s author has no real confidence in himself or his abilities. If that’s the case why would I want to have any business dealings with him/her?

Good comments on the other hand add to a post. Not only that, I’m sure it will also have a good effect SEO wise.

Are you prepared to delete crappy comments on your blog?

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Critical Thinking Friday Funnies #136


Today’s Friday Funnies is about critical thinking. I suppose that’s why the email I got was called Critical Thinking At It’s Best.

Critical Thinking At Its Best

Woman: Do you drink beer?Critical Thinking At It's Best

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip.

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00.  In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a   Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No.

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

Now, that’s what I call critical thinking :clap:

Last weeks Friday Funnies had a really funny Tech Support joke. It was so popular, I thought I’d post another one.

tech support joke

Speaking about tech support have you ever wondered how much technology has changed our lives. Not all of it is good either. Take the Internet for example. The image below shows just one negative way where the internet has had a negative influence on many peoples lives.


Remember, once you’ve picked yourself off the floor from laughing so much, that you owe it to your friends to brighten their day by sharing this post. Don’t be a laughter hog, hit one of those share buttons that you’ll find at the end of this post. :drunk_tb:

Want more jokes? Visit my funniest sports jokes.

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