More Funny Jokes Friday Funnies #176

Man I love Fridays, especially when I have the weekend off!  :party: Another reason I love Fridays is because I get to share with you guys another Friday Funnies post. For todays Friday Funnies, Friday Funnies #176, I have even more funny jokes for you!

More Funny Jokes To Make You Laugh

I know you guys want more funny jokes because Friday Funnies have turned out to be the most popular category on this blog! For the first of the ‘more funny jokes’ we’re going to visit two very horny dwarfs. I’ve featured a dwarf jokes before, Seven Dwarfs Meet The Pope, but that was referring to the famous Snow White’s seven dwarfs. This one is entirely different.

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ‘working girls’ and take them to their separate hotel rooms for an hour of pleasure.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of, “Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE …. UGH! ”

” Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE… UGH!”

“Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE … UGH!”

This goes on for the whole hour and is driving him absolutely nuts. It’s not helping any with his erection problem either.

Later back at the bar, the second dwarf asks the first, “How did it go? ”

The first mutters, “It was embarrassing. I just couldn’t get an erection. ”

The second dwarf shook his head. “You think that’s embarrassing? I couldn’t get on the bed. ”

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Sexual harassment happens in the workplace all the time. But this next case is very interesting, Is it sexual harassment or merely a matter of perspective.

A man walks up to a woman in his office and coyly tells her that her hair smells nice.

This upsets the woman immensely and the woman immediately goes into her supervisor’s office! She tells him she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, “What’s wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?”

The woman replies, “He’s a midget.”

And so ends another Friday Funnies. Don’t forget to share it with your social media friends to brighten their day!

Want more funny jokes? I have some great funny sport jokes.

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Just Funny Jokes Friday Funnies #175

Todays Friday funnies isn’t going to have a theme at all. I thought, just for the heck of it, I’d just post some random funny jokes. Do you remember that funny joke not so long ago about the drunk wife? You don’t! Well, you should go back and read it then.  :tongue_laugh_ee: Funny enough my first funny joke is about a couple of women who had too much to drink and were busting to pee!

Busting To Pee Funny Jokes

Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Vodka Martini’s. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee badly, so they stopped in the nearby cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties, and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and didn’t want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the woman’s husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: ‘These girl nights have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home without panties!!’

‘That’s nothing’ said the other husband, ‘Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that
Said….. ‘From all of the guy’s at the Fire Station! We’ll never forget you.’   

I know I’ve posted a lot of old folks funny jokes but I can’t help myself because they’re so bloody funny.   

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Have you ever thought about some of the requirements you would ask for when dating an elderly person?

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Do you know what the difference is between ‘Oooooooh’ and ‘Aaaaaaaah’?

funny joke3 And so ends another Friday Funnies. I hope you got a bit of a kick out of these funny jokes. If you did I’d love it if you shared it on FaceBook or even if you gave it a Tweet. :homage:

Naturally if you’re looking for more really funny jokes you should head on over to my funny sports jokes.

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How Much Money I Made Online

I did a post not so long ago about how some blogging for money isn’t as easy as some folk out there made it out to be. I thought I would follow that post with this one, a post that is going to show you exactly how much money I made online in 2014 / 2015.

It’s not going to be a long post. I’m just going to break down my blogging for money earnings into their respective categories.

How Much Money I Made Blogging In 2014 / 2015

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Advertising: $470 This includes money I’ve earned some of that from my OIOPublisher ad space in the top right sidebar. OIOPublisher makes accepting ads from clients as easy as pie, completely automating the process. The rest I got from doing paid posts on my blogs.

Affiliate Payments: $3901.59 Apart from a couple of sales from promoting FlexSqueeze2 the bulk of that money has come from my lottery sites. You can find the affiliates I use to make all this cash here.

Other Income: $28.08 This was from people paying me to remove links leading to their website.

All in all I made a total of $4399.73! Not a huge amount but it is steadily growing. Also my Sport Betting site hasn’t kicked in yet and I have high hopes for that site. That and the fact that every time someone signs up under me as a Lottery customer they become my customer for life. This means every time they buy a lottery ticket online I get paid my commission.

Just a quick note, these earnings do not include any monies that have not reached payment levels, a little over $1000. That’s cool though because They’ll all be added to my 2015 / 2016 earnings.

Any money that I earn online is payed into either of three accounts.

  1. Neteller
  2. PayPal
  3. Skrill

Of those my favourite is Neteller because they offer a free MasterCard which I can use online and in the real world as well.

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