Haircut Jokes Friday Funnies #282


Haircut jokes you ask? There are really haircut jokes around? I wouldn’t have believed it either until I got these in the email. The fact that haircut jokes actually exists just goes to show that you can make a joke out of almost anything.

Haircut Jokes #1 The Deal

bad Haircut JokesA teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father says, “Tell what son, first you bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and so they shook on it.

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you actually have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed from studying the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

You just have to love the Dad’s reply!

“Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?”

Good one day :wink_ee:

Haircut Jokes #2 Kids View

Mary says to her brother Joe, “Say Joe, have you noticed that dad’s getting taller?”

Joe says, “Nope, why do you say that Mary?”

Mary replies, “Look at him Joe, can’t you see that his head is starting to stick through his hair?”

Haircut Jokes #3 The Rip Off

A bloke walks into the local barber’s shop with a young boy.  He tells the barber that he needs a haircut and that the boy only need a trim. After getting his haircut he says to the young boy, “I just have to pop into the supermarket whilst you get your hair cut”.

Half an hour later, the haircut is finished but the man has yet to return.  The barber says “I think your dad’s forgotten about you”.

The boy says “Oh, that’s not my dad.  He just stopped me on the street and asked if I wanted a free haircut, then brought me here”.

That’s it for this weeks Friday Funnies. If you’re looking for more great jokes I have hundreds in my Friday Funnies category or you can read some of my really funny sports jokes.

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Funny Things People Do Friday Funnies #281


I love Friday Funnies. So does everybody else which is why it’s been going for years. Friday Funnies is all about making people laugh. Some times it’s not about jokes, it’s about funny things people do. Like the following joke for example, for all we know it could actually have happened and so actually fits in the funny things people do category.

Funny Things People Do Trucker’s Breakfast

A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe’ and placed his order. He said I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.’ The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, ‘This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards….. What does he think this place is an auto parts store?’

‘No,’ the cook said. ‘Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards… Are 2 slices of crisp bacon!

‘Oh….. OK!’ said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, ‘What are the beans for, Blondie?’

‘She replied, ‘I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!’

And they say that blondes are dumb :wink_ee:

Funny Things People Do Scottish Drinking Song

This next one came on an email with the heading “Scottish Karaoke Drinking Song”. I liked it so much I had to find it on YouTube so could post it here. You really need to hear / watch the video all the way to the end. Two girls appear in it who do a funny thing and then it’s topped off by the Scotsman himself.

This video has 81,ooo likes and over 16 million views. Just goes to show how popular it is.

Speaking of funny things people do, Dennis the Menace did a lot of funny things. Take this image for example.

Funny things people do

Speaking of videos, I’ve just posted my latest video about sexy moments in womens sport. It would be great if you could head on over and give it a thumbs up. Remember, if you’re looking for more joke, my Friday Funnies category has hundreds of them.

 

 

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Blogging For Money Revisited


I’ve done a lot of posts on blogging for money. I even have a page devoted to it. Yeah, I know, I’ve still to work past step six :wink_ee: but I’ll get there. I’m not one to lie to my readers so I’m not going to tell you that my blogging for money earnings is enough to allow me to quit my job. If only that was true.

As far as my blogging for money attempt is going check out the image below.

Blogging For Money Proof

blogging for money proof

You will notice that although my earnings are up for this year I actually made less because of my expenses. You’ll also notice that has dropped by more than half. This is because traffic for this blog has dropped a fair bit ever since I stopped commenting on other blogs. This has caused my Alexa ranking to drop and my advertising earnings dropped with it.

You’ll also notice that my earnings have grown and that is mainly to do with my two lottery sites, Buy Online Lotto Tickets and Get Online Lottery. The earnings from these twos sites will continue to grow and I’m hoping it will be enough to retire comfortably on. If you’re interested in getting your hands on some of this cash you should read my Lotto Affiliate post.

You’ll also notice that my hosting and domain costs have gone up. To increase my profits I’ve decided to get rid of one of my hosts and to sell some of my domains. The first one to go is my load of bullshit which I wrote in my Selling Your Domain post. Offloading these ‘dead’ sites will give me more time to concentrate on building my more profitable blogs.

You’ll also notice that I’ve spent more money on software. But that’s a business expense and I have no problem with that. In fact, most of that is video production related and I’m hoping to use that to increase my youtube earnings.

Online Stores Blogging For Money

Apart from my lottery sites and my EZ e Sports Betting site I’m also going to focus on my online stores. Especially my Gifts Guru Gift Store. Luckily I can use my other blogs to help push traffic and SEO points to that site. My post on affordable wedding dresses is designed specifically to promote the beautiful wedding dresses I’m promoting.

I’ve also started commenting, and will continue to do so to garner as much link juice as possible. Naturally I will following my own commenting guidelines to make sure not only that those comments are accepted but to show others I’m a blogger to be reckoned with. :wink_ee:

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