Irish Artist Friday Funnies #124

I don’t believe it! The Irish have invaded Friday Funnies yet again. The joke that you are about it read takes place in and Irish art gallery in Dublin. Naturally it involves an Irish artist.

Have you every been to an art gallery and scratched your head about the actual meaning of one painting or another? Well, as this joke shows, you’re not the only one.

Irish Artist And His Painting

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. 

The painting depicted 3 black men totally naked, sitting on a bench.  Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. 

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.  He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society.  ‘In fact’, he pointed out, ‘some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society’. 

After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, ‘Would you like to know what the painting is really about?’ 

‘Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery’, asked the couple. Read the rest of this entry

Update On Ez eSports Betting

As I’m into the third month since EZ eSports Betting 1st blog post. That post was Sports Betting, Why It’s So Popular. Anyway, I thought it was time to do an update.

Ez eSports Betting Update

I’m happy to say that the site is going really well. In just under three months I’ve actually signed up a couple of people who are finding the advantages of placing a bet online. I’m really exited because this is the quickest I’ve ever been able to actually earn something from a new niche.

Naturally it’s all to do with getting traffic to the site. Getting the traffic has required a fair amount of work. But it is well worth it. So, what am I doing to get that traffic.

Traffic Update

I wrote a post not too long ago about post frequency. For a time I was writing a post a day. I’m now averaging about 5 posts a week and in time I will throttle that back a little as well. It has proved that posting regularly has increased traffic to the blog.

Give People What They Want

Giving people what they want is an important part of getting traffic. I’ve learned over time that people love to be entertained. Friday Funnies has proved this to be true. That being the case I introduced a Sports Jokes category which is proving to be popular.

I’ve also introduced the Hot Sports Babes category. This one has turned out to be a real winner. The first Hot Sports Babes post had to date received over 3000 views. I thought with the next post I would be a little more daring by showing some naked body painted sports women. Whilst this post is doing well from the search engines it’s not being shared as much socially. It seems that people don’t want to show their mates that they love near naked women. Why the hell not?  :devil_tb:

That being the case I toned my next hot Sports Babe post back a little. It featured a collage of Anna Kournikova. That post didn’t go wild like the first one but it has gotten over 60 shares. Not bad as I only posted it a little over a week ago. If you were to search “anna kournikova hot sports babe” it actually comes out top on Google in both images and image searches. Read the rest of this entry

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Headache Cure For Friday Funnies #123

Headaches are anything but funny right? Well, I came across this joke that centres around this poor bloke who’s been suffering with a bad headache for ages. If this joke doesn’t make you laugh I reckon you’ve probably got a headache and need to take a pill.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

The Headache Cure

The doctor said, ‘Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.’

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, ‘That’s what I need… A new suit…’

He entered the shop and told the salesman, ‘I’d like a new suit..’

The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, ‘Let’s see… Size 44 long.’

Joe laughed, ‘That’s right, how did you know?’

‘Been in the business 60 years!’ the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, ‘How about a new shirt?’

Joe thought for a moment and then said, ‘Sure.’

The salesman eyed Joe and said, ‘Let’s see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.’

Joe was surprised, ‘That’s right, how did you know?’

‘Been in the business 60 years.’

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, ‘How about some new underwear?’

Joe thought for a moment and said, ‘Sure.’

The salesman said, ‘Let’s see… Size 36.

Joe laughed, ‘Ah ha! I got you! I’ve worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.’

The salesman shook his head, ‘You can’t wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.’

New suit – $400

New shirt – $36

New underwear – $6

Second Opinion – PRICELESS

I put this together with the aid of the Logo Creator. I hope you enjoy it.

her headache your quickie

To finish off this weeks Friday Funnies I reckon I’ll give you a little flash of a sexy girls panties. It’s another funny video from the Just For Gags crowd.

The Skirt And Panties Prank

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