Parrot Jokes That Make You Laugh

For today’s Friday Funnies, I have two parrot jokes. The first of the parrot jokes is the clean version which I got in an email today.

Parrot Jokes – Curing parrot Of Filthy Language

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary. 

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Finally fed up, John yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes, the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. There wasn’t a peep from the parrot for over a minute. 

Fearing that he’d killed the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions, and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour.”

John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude.

He was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird spoke-up, very softly,

“May I ask what the turkey did?”

The second of the parrot jokes was from back in my high school days, and it went something like this.

Parrot Jokes – The Spying Parrot

A man was sure that his wife was cheating on him and because this was before the days of hidden wireless cameras, he went to a pet shop and asked the owner if he had any brilliant parrots. After explaining why he wanted such a parrot, the pet shop owner showed him this parrot with no legs.

The man said, “Come off it, man. That parrot is next to useless. How is he going to see what is going on if he can’t sit on the perch?

The pet shop owner explains the parrot would hang on by his penis. Reluctantly the bloke buys the parrot, explains what the parrot has to do and places him in a spot where he could see both the front door and the bedroom.

The next day after his wife goes shopping he goes up to the parrot and asks him what went on.

Parrot: “Well, the doorbell rang, and when your wife answered the door, she let this man in. She then threw herself into his arms.”

Man: “Yeah, then what happened?’

Parrot: “Well, there was all this passionate kissing, and your wife put her hand down his pants.”

Bloke: “Yeah, yeah, then what happened?”

Parrot: “First she rips off his shirt, and then he pulls off her t-shirt and her perfectly formed firm breasts popped out!”

Man: “Shit, don’t stop now, then what happened?”

Parrot: “I don’t know, man, that’s when I cracked a stack and fell off the perch!

Finally, my last of the parrot jokes is one I put together using the Creator.

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Check out my Laughaholics jokes so you can keep the laughs coming. You’ll especially love my latest Funny Indian Joke video. I’m especially proud of that joke. There are also two more funny parrot jokes, the Horny Parrot Joke and more hilarious parrot humour.

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Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts, not to mention my Heaps Of Jokes.

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Creating A Facebook Page For YouTube

I’ve decided to use Facebook to help promote my Laughaholics playlist, which is slowly gaining in popularity. Creating a Facebook page for YouTube was therefor the obvious thing to do. I’ve outlined the reasons for creating a Faceboom page for YouTube below. For the life of me, I don’t know why I didn’t do it earlier.

Why Creating A Facebook Page For YouTube Is Important

We all know that Facebook is one of the most popular online social networking service with over 1 billion users. We also know that a lot of folks set up a Facebook page to promote their business, especially because it’s free to do so. So, why shouldn’t I start a faceBook page to promote Laughaholics?

Creating A Facebook Page For YouTube
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In a way, you could consider YouTube to be an online business as there are so many YouTubers who are making a good living out of their channel. While I may not be selling products or services, I believe that I’m providing something that is so much better. I’m making people laugh or, at the very least, I am bringing a smile to their face. According to this article, laughter is the best medicine.

Making The Most Of Your Facebook Page

However, I want my Laughaholics FB Page to be much more than just a tool to promote Laughaholics. Otherwise, all they need do is to subscribe to my YouTube channel and not bother about joining my FB page. To do that I’m going to post anything that I think will make people laugh, whether it’s a joke, a funny image, video or even a link to a funny article.

When creating a page they say it’s important to post images and videos to make the posts more engaging and that’s something that will happen naturally because that’s what Laughaholics is all about.

So, if you love to laugh or are just looking for something to brighten your day, then you should join my Laughaholics FB Page. When you do why not share the link with your friends so that can have a giggle as well.

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Why not join my growing YouTube Channel. As you know I’m always looking for new subscribers so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel

If you ever wondered how to remove a background from an image you should watch my Removing the background with InPixio Photo Clip. I use these images including the image included in this post which I put together using the Creator.

Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts, not to mention my Heaps Of Jokes.

Jokes aside I reckon you’ll like my latest video Luminar 4 Review which show just how easy it is to replace a dreary sky for a dramatic one in your photos.

There’s also my latest video, how I got approval for Google Adsense.

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More YouTube Views With Playlists

It’s true. You can get more YouTube views with playlists! I didn’t realize this until recently, and I want to share it with all my readers so they can take advantage of this. I’ve even produced a video called How Playlists Guarantee More Views.

More YouTube Views With Playlists Guaranteed

I highly recommend that you watch that video so that you can see how exactly how I optimize my playlists for more YouTube views. Not to mention the proof, I show how it works!

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Safe For Work Sex Jokes

I’m a red-blooded Aussie, and I have to admit that I love sex jokes. The thing is that sex jokes don’t have to be vulgar and be full of swear words. To prove my point, I’ve come up with this Safe For Work Sex Jokes post. Now and again, I will be linking to one of my YouTube videos that I believe are also safe for work sex jokes.

Funny Safe For Work Sex Jokes

A typical macho bloke married a regular good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. “I’ll be home when I want if I want, what time I want, and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my buddies, and I don’t want you to give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?” 

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Walks In Bar Joke

Because my last Bar jokes post went so well I thought I would do another Walks In Bar Joke post. However, before I get into today’s funny walks in bar joke, I would love you to head over and watch my latest Laughaholics video, Funny Guitar Playing Joke. A thumbs up and share on that post would be really appreciated. 👌

Funniest Walks In Bar Joke

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Best Harley Joke Ever

I do believe that this is the first Harley Davidson joke I’ve featured on this site and that would definitely make it the best ever Harley joke ever seen online. In fact, I loved this joke so much that I put it on YouTube. If you would like to watch me tell that joke online, rather than having to read it here, head over to my Funny Harley Davidson Joke.

My Best Harley Joke

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Best Blonde Jokes

Before getting into my best blonde jokes post, I would like to link to my three YouTube videos about blonde humour. The first one went live way back in 2013 and was my 3rd Laughaholics video. I called that video Funny Blonde Jokes.

Then came my second video about blonde humour. I called that video, Top 10 Funniest Blonde Jokes. That video went live in July 2019. It’s by far the most popular of my joke videos almost reaching 5k views!

Because of the ever-growing popularity of that video, I decided to do another blonde joke video. I called that video, Top Three Funny Blonde Jokes. I think my delivery of what I believe are the best blonde jokes has improved over time. What do you think? Please let me know your thoughts in the comments below.

My Best Blonde Jokes

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Analytics For More YouTube Views

Today’s post about using analytics for more YouTube views is inspired by my latest video YouTube analytics for dummies. I could have called it YouTube analytics for beginners, but the first one scored heaps better with TubeBuddy.

As I mentioned in the video I’m usually not one that likes to check stats or analytics because I find it way too boring. Even so, I’ve come to understand how it’s an important factor when it comes to growing your YouTube channel. And so, I decided to work out what the minimum amount of analytics knowledge I needed to know to increase my YouTube views. I also included a couple of analytic jokes in the video to break up the analytical monotony. 🤪

Quick Analytics For More YouTube Views

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Funny Condom Jokes

I hope you love funny condom jokes because today’s post is all about funny condom jokes. In case you’re wondering what inspired this post is was my latest funny condom video. What was really weird is that this wasn’t my first funny condom jokes video. I did one so long ago, I completely forgot about it. That video was called the condom – franger joke. Man, I looked so young in that video. 😎

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Irish Daredevils & Older Man Wisdom

Yep, it’s Friday Funnies time again, and I have a real treat for you guys. We’ll start with the ever favourite Irish joke. This one is about a bunch of Irish Daredevils!

The Irish Daredevils

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section, and Gerry says to Paddy, ‘Dat’s dem.’

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

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