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Irish Funnies Friday Funnies #250

Man I really love that Friday Funnies has been around for so long. Out of all my blogs the Friday Funnies post is the one I most look forward to. Today’s Friday Funnies is #250 and once again I’m going to visit the ever popular Irish Funnies. Irish Doctor Irish Funnies A doctor in Dublin wanted to get  off work and go fishing, so he approached his  assistant “Murphy, I am going fishing  tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to  take care of the clinic and take care of all me  patients”. “Yes, sir!” answers  Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and  returns the following day and asks: “So,Murphy, how was  your day?” Murphy told him that he took care  of three patients. “The first one had a headache so he did,  so I gave him Paracetamol.” “Bravo Murphy lad, and the second  one?” asks the…

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Today’s Friday Funnies is all about this funny insemination joke that I got in my email today. I’m sure there are a lot of versions of this funny insemination joke around the web, but this one revolves around a blonde Irish girl.   Maggie, a blonde Irish girl, marries a New Zealand sheep farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the stock, farmer John says to Maggie, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our ewes today. I drove a nail into the rail above her stall in the barn. You show him where the sheep is when he gets here, OK?’ So then the farmer leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Maggie takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of ewes and when she sees the nail,…

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Best VPN For Mac Users

  I’ve often wondered about what was the best VPN for MAC users, having a MacBook Pro myself Never really did anything about it though as I use ZenMate . I wrote all about them in this post. I’ve never had any problem with them at all, although I have noticed that at times the internet is a little slow. But that’s cool as when that happens I just switch to another country. I’ve been fortunate enough to be given the opportunity to try MacSentry which es specifically designed for MACs. Yes, that is an affiliate link and those that know me know I would never promote anything that I thought was not up to par. One thing that I really like about MacSentry is that it was so easy to set up.As you can see from the image below you can select from servers in five major cities. Amsterdam,…

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Seniors Are Senile? Friday Funnies #248

For this weeks Friday Funnies I’m going to visit senior citizens again. I don’t know why people are always making fun of them. We’re all going to be seniors one day, right? Anyway, this weeks Friday Funnies shows just why people believe seniors are senile. No One Believes Seniors . . . They think Seniors Are Senile An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved I love you, Sally. On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armoured car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it…

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Funny Santa Images Friday Funnies #247

You’ve probably noticed by now how I’ve got a Christmas theme going. Truth be told I’m still using my usual Flexsqueeze theme, I just gave it that Christmas look. It’s really easy with FlexSqueeze. Being Christmas and all I thought I would post some Funny Santa Images for this weeks Friday Funnies. Not to forget what Christmas is really all about I thought I would also post one of my Christmas poems. So, Merry Christmas everyone and wishing you all the best for 2017! Copyright secured by Digiprove © 2016Sharing is Cool

Two Nuns Being Stalked Friday Funnies #246

I got this email about two nuns being stalked by some bloke which I thought was pretty funny and so would be perfect for this weeks Friday Funnies. There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they were still a long way from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past 38 ½ minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It’s logical. He wants to violate us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. A little while later… SM: It’s not working. SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He…

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Home And AC System Maintenance

Maintaining Your Home Heating and AC System Working from home provides a lot of opportunities, like having more quality time with the family and gaining the ability to set your own hours. Another bonus is the chance to get things done around the house that you may not have time for with a traditional 9 – 5 occupation. Big things can still be left to professionals if you lack the skills or the equipment. However, small things like home maintenance and repairs are easier and quicker than you think, and they rarely require specialized knowledge. One important chore is making sure that your home heating and cooling systems are running the way they should. Cleaning and big repairs should be left to a professional, but seasonal inspections and regular filter changes will help keep major problems to a minimum. Here’s a handy checklist of things you can due to ensure…

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Funny Images Friday Funnies #245

They say that picture image is worth a thousand words. This weeks Friday Funnies is going to have some really funny images in it. Take this first one for example. I got it in an email with the following text. I found this old school picture I am not sure of the year exactly and I don’t know who everyone is, but I am about 99% sure that   you are in the back row on the right. Perhaps you know someone you can prank with that photo? Then there is this one that I put together with the help of the Creator. Which brings to mind this joke I knew back in my school days. It started with this young bloke, barely in his teens, who had to buy some condoms. He goes up to the cashier and says, “Excuse me miss, but I need a packet of f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f, I…

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