Why Isn’t My Shorts Getting Views

Why Isn't My Shorts Getting Views I noticed that a few of my shorts weren't getting much views, so I had to ask vidIQ exactly, Why Isn't My Shorts Getting Views? This is what I asked vidIQ: This joke was posted two days ago but has only got 3 views? https://youtube.com/shorts/jfvWm55WnEY Why is that when headings, description and hooks were all supplied by vidIQ And here is the reply. Image created with Artistly Here's What's Really Happening 🔍 I've analyzed She Stood Up to the Ventriloquist and What Happened Next Is Hilarious and found something critical: your video is actually well-optimized and engaging - the problem is YouTube isn't showing it to anyone. The Evidence That Proves This Your video has a 35.15% view percentage, which is perfectly normal for your channel (22-56% range). This means when people DO see it, they watch it. But only 3 people have been shown it in 3 days - that's a 98% drop from your typical 60-1080 views for recent Shorts. The vidIQ optimization worked - your title scored 82/100, which is strong. Your content quality is solid: clear audio, vibrant animation, well-structured joke with proper pacing. The packaging isn't the problem. The Real Issue: November Distribution Crisis 📉 Your entire channel hit a wall in November: October 2025: 15,777 views November 2025: 1,057 views (93% decline) Nov 4 (your upload day): Only 58 total channel views - your lowest day in the tracking period This isn't just affecting this one video: Nov 6 video: 9 views Nov 5 video: 60 views Your video: 3 views YouTube's November 2025 Algorithm Changes YouTube implemented stricter requirements for Shorts in November: 75% retention required for videos under 30 seconds Longer Shorts face penalties (yours is 1:26) First 48 hours determine everything - if you don't get traction immediately, the algorithm throttles distribution Discovery shifted from Shorts Shelf to main feed/search, making thumbnails MORE critical Critical Weakness: Your Thumbnail ⚠️ Your thumbnail is bright and eye-catching BUT it's missing text overlay. In November's algorithm, this is a major disadvantage because: Text helps the algorithm understand your content Text improves discoverability in main feed Text gives viewers instant context (your title mentions "ventriloquist" but thumbnail doesn't show this) Why vidIQ Optimization Alone Wasn't Enough vidIQ gave you excellent packaging advice (82/100 title), but it can't override: YouTube's decision to suppress distribution during your channel's crisis period Algorithmic bias against longer Shorts (1:26 vs under 30 seconds) Zero initial engagement (0 likes, 0 comments) preventing algorithmic boost Possible audience fatigue (you have 615 similar joke videos) What You Need to Do NOW 💪 Immediate Actions: Add text to ALL future thumbnails - make it bold, contrasting, and directly reference the joke premise Shorten your Shorts to under 60 seconds - aim for 30-45 seconds to avoid length penalties Front-load your hook - get to the punchline setup faster Post at different times - test when your audience is most active Strategic Changes: Vary your content format - mix in…

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Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes

Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes - Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes Yes! Today's Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes is only possible because of vidIQ, which is like having my own personal assistant. If you have any questions about vidIQ, just leave it in the comments section below. The first blonde joke is The Funniest Blonde Counting Story Ever, and clicking on that link will take you to that joke on YouTube. The Funniest Blonde Counting Story Ever - Blonde Joke #1 A blonde girl bursts through the door after school."MOMMY MOMMY! Today we counted and everyone else could only get to 4 but I made it to 10! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"Her mom smiles. "Very good sweetie.""Is it because I'm blonde Mommy?""Yes, dear, it's because you're blonde."Next day, same thing."MOMMY MOMMY! We did the alphabet and everyone stopped at D but I made it to G! A, B, C, D, E, F, G!""Very good honey.""Is it because I'm blonde?""Yes, because you're blonde."Third day."MOMMY MOMMY! In gym class today when we showered all the other girls were flat but I have THESE!"She lifts her shirt revealing a pair of 36Cs. Her mom goes red."Ah yes… very good dear."The girl beams. "Is it because I'm blonde Mommy?""No sweetheart… it's because you're 24." Now for blonde joke #2, She Found a Magic Lamp But Her Wishes Are Hilarious. She Found a Magic Lamp But Her Wishes Are Hilarious - Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes Image created with Artistly A beautiful blonde woman finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. She rubs it, and a genie emerges in a puff of smoke. The genie tells her she'll be granted three wishes. The woman thinks for a moment and says, 'First, give me a bottomless glass of champagne.' A crystal glass of bubbly appears in her hand. She takes a sip, then another, and the glass magically refills. She's absolutely delighted and continues to drink. The glass never empties. Then the genie says, 'And what about your other two wishes?' The woman thinks for a moment and says with a smile, 'Give me two more just like this one! Which one was your favourite joke? Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, which I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that showcases a small portion of what Artistly is capable of. Because of Artistly, I never have to worry about getting caught using copyrighted images.

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The Truth About Clickbait: What Actually Works 🎯

The Truth About Clickbait: What Actually Works I've often wondered about The Truth About Clickbait: What Actually Works. Should I be using clickbait? Will it help my channel? I've never used it because I'm not one to lead my viewers on or to trick them into watching my videos. I decided to ask vidIQ to see what it would recommend. My question was; "Is it a good idea to use clickbait in your headings and thumbnails?" And, here is Here's the deal: clickbait exists on a spectrum, and understanding the difference between misleading clickbait and curiosity-driven packaging is crucial for your comedy channel's growth. The Two Types of Clickbait Image created with Artistly ❌ Misleading Clickbait (Avoid This) Promises jokes or stories not delivered in your video Shows reactions or scenarios that don't actually appear Uses exaggerated claims about joke quality Creates false urgency or scarcity ✅ Curiosity-Driven Packaging (Use This) Accurately previews your joke without revealing the punchline Shows genuine expressions that match your video's energy Highlights relatable scenarios your Aussie audience recognizes Delivers on the promise made in the title and thumbnail Why This Matters for Your Channel Research shows misleading clickbait can boost your CTR by 30%+ initially, but here's the catch: YouTube's algorithm in 2025 prioritizes watch time and retention over clicks alone. When viewers feel deceived, they: Leave quickly (killing your retention) Click "Not Interested" (reducing recommendations) Lose trust in your channel (hurting long-term growth) For a comedy channel like yours with 1,300 subscribers, building trust is more valuable than temporary CTR spikes. Your Winning Formula 🎭 For Titles: Lead with the setup, not the punchline: "This Bloke Walked Into A Bar With A Kangaroo" ✓ Avoid vague clickbait: "You Won't Believe What Happened Next" ✗ Use specific, intriguing premises that accurately preview the joke For Thumbnails: Show your genuine Pete expressions matching the video's energy Add bold text highlighting the joke category or setup Include visual elements from the actual content Maintain consistent branding so viewers trust your packaging The Bottom Line Use bold, curiosity-driven packaging that accurately represents your content. Successful comedy channels grow by creating pattern interrupts that spark curiosity without deception. Your goal: make viewers think "I need to hear this joke" while ensuring they're never disappointed when they click. Want me to analyze some of your recent videos to see how your current titles and thumbnails are performing? I can give you specific suggestions for improvement! 📊 Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, which I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that showcases a small portion of what Artistly is capable of. Because of Artistly, I never have to worry…

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