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Wedding Humour Friday Funnies #265

As Friday rolls by once again it’s time to thrill you with the latest Friday Funnies post. I thought I would make this all about wedding humour. I’m not sure how many jokes are out there about wedding humour but I got this ‘wedding humour’ joke in the mail which I thought was so funny I simply had to share it with you. Wedding Humour To Make You Laugh Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy’s forthcoming wedding . “Och, it’s all goin’ pure brilliant,” says Jimmy. “Ar’ve got everythin’ organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night”. Archie nods approvingly. I’ve even bought a kilt to be married in!” continues Jimmy. “A kilt?” exclaims Archie, “That’s magic, you’ll look pure smart in that. What’s the tartin?….” “Och,” says Jimmy, “A’d imagine she’ll be in…

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Senior Jokes Friday Funnies #264

Today’s Friday Funnies is all about senior jokes. I’ve featured a lot of senior jokes because they are so funny. Posts like, Seniors Are Senile? Friday Funnies #248, Seniors Make You Laugh Friday Funnies #198 and Friday Funnies # 34, Crocodiles, Old Women & Aunty Acid. The following series of images were all part of an email I received titled Senior Eye Test! I don’t think I’ve reached the ‘senior’ stage yet but I sure as hell struggled with some of these images. Let’s see how you go. Senior Jokes Senior Eye Test In conclusion I thought it should be called the Dirty Mind Test. Which one was your favourite? It seems, as far as seniors are concerned, most young folk don’t appreciate all the knowledge they have accumulated. Some actually don’t believe some of the stuff they hear. This next story involves a couple of seniors being questioned by…

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Chinese Joke Friday Funnies #263

A Chinese joke? Why not a Chinese joke. After all, we’ve been picking on almost every other nation. So for this weeks Friday funnies I thought a really funny Chinese joke is just what we need. The Hong Kong Dong Chinese Joke This bloke who’s just been to Hong Kong notices that he’s developed a bend in his penis. As time goes by the bend gets more and more pronounced. He’s so worried about it he decided to go visit his doctor. The doctor never having seen anything like that before decides to run a series of tests and consults with a whole lot of colleagues. When the bloke returns for a followup appointment the doctor asks, “have you been to the anywhere near China in the last year or so?” “Yes I did said the man”, frowning with worry. “Did you happen to have sex whilst you were over…

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Many Benefits Of Fine Arts Charities

Benefits Of Fine Arts Charities Fine arts programs face hard times in coming years as schools and public organizations abandon them in favor of more technologically-based programs. Many educational organizations these days feel as if laptops and mobile devices are more important to a child’s future than art, music, and creativity. The answer to this dilemma has been charitable organizations such as street pianos in NY projects which bring musical instruments to the streets of New York City in a lively, artistic display that reinvigorates interest in the spirit fine arts inspire. Pianos on street corners Many disadvantaged neighborhoods are enjoying the benefits of having pianos and other musical instruments on display during warm seasons. People who pass by can sit down to share their talents with passersby or they can simply admire the art that goes into creating the display. It reminds people that these things are still important…

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Irish Sex Joke

I’ve got heaps of Irish jokes as part of Friday Funnies but I reckon this will be the first ever Irish sex joke. OK, maybe not the first Irish sex joke. I remember some while back I wrote a an Irish sex joke about any Irishman waving a towel trying to get his wife to orgasm. OK, so this will the second ever Irish sex joke on Friday Funnies. The Mating Call For The Irish Sex Joke Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. ‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!’ he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, ‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about, ‘Was…

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British Humour Friday Funnies #261

Last weeks post was all about political jokes. This weeks post is about British humour. Why British humour? Great question and I am so glad you asked. It’s to show how British humour is somewhat different from the rest of the world. What you’re going to read next is a whole lot of actual classified ads that were supposedly placed in UK papers. British Humour Funny Classified Ads FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is… **** FOR SALE BY…

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No Pain No Gain As Applied To Life

No pain no gain has been used by body builders for years. It’s an exercise motto coming into prominence in 1982 through Jane Fonda’s workout videos.  Body builders will tell you that you have to push yourself past that pain threshold if you want to get bigger and more defined muscles. I personally believe that you can apply the no pain no gain principle to almost every facet of life. No Pain No Gain As Applied To Blogging Most bloggers who take on blogging as a money making venture don’t last all that long. I’ve lost count of bloggers who have fallen by the wayside since I started blogging way back in 2005. They reason for that is because most folk believe blogging for money is simple. All you have to do is get your blog live, place your affiliate links on your blog and sit back and wait for…

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Political Jokes Friday Funnies #260

Let’s face it, nobody really loves politicians so there really should be a whole lot of political jokes out there.Shit, people love the Irish and blonde women and still there are so many jokes making fun of them. So, by rights there should be heaps of political jokes making fun of politicians. Sort of makes me wonder why I haven’s seen way more political jokes coming through my email. I did get a political joke today though. Political Jokes That Make You Laugh This one just happens to be an Aussie political joke about the Greens. A man walks into the Australian Electoral Commission and says to the receptionist, “I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a Green M.P.” The receptionist replied, “Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.” He was filling the form OK until he came to the question, ‘Are you…

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