Two Blonde Genies Friday Funnies #156

Two Blonde Genies Grant Three Wishes

two blonde genies

Blondes come in many shape and forms. Probably the most famous blonde genie would have to be Barbara Eden in the I dream of Genie Series, speaking of which you can actually buy the I Dream of Jeannie: The Complete Series.

If you remember that series you would know that she was a typical blonde. That brings to todays Friday Funnies about two blonde genies.

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the two blonde genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, he’s in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.

Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills.

Then, there’s a knock at the door. . . He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he’s dead.

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it’s the two blonde genies.

One blonde genie says to the other one,” I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me.”

I don’t know about you but I wasn’t prepared for that punchline at all.

Hope you liked this weeks Friday Funnies about two blonde genies. If you did why not share it with your friends.

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Importance of Internal Linking

I’ve written about internal links before but I’ve never really explained what internal links are. This was stupid of me because there could be a lot of newbies out there who have no idea what I’m taking about. Simply put an internal link connects one page of your blog or website to a different page on the same site. The image below shows internal linking in its most simplified form.

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Why you should do this will become evident as you read this post.

5 Reasons For Internal Linking

  1. Makes Google happy: Internal linking makes Google happy. Google likes internal linking when it’s done properly. This means you don’t just link to other pages within your blog/website for the sake of it. All internal links must add to the readers experience by enhancing the informative value of the post. Sending them to a completely unrelated article will only upset them losing you a possible follower.
  2. SEO or Search Engine Optimisation. This would be one of the most important reasons because getting your SEO right increases your traffic which in turn increased your potential for making money.
  3. Decreases your bounce rate. The bounce rate of a site is the percentage of people who leave your site after viewing only one page. Supplying relevant internal links will encourage your readers to explore more of your site decreasing your bounce rate.
  4. Increasing the time on your site. The longer a person spends on your site the better.The message sent to Google by people ‘bouncing’ straight away is that it hold little or no interesting relevant information. I’m sure this is used in Google’s algorithms which will hurt a sites SEO.
  5. It enhances a users experience while visiting a site. The more relevant information you can supply a reader the better. Linking to relevant information within your site will fulfil this important requirement.

So, internal linking is more than just SEO. It also gives the readers the best experience while visiting your site. And isn’t that the most important factor?  :thumbup_ee:

 

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American In China Friday Funnies #155

Hey guys, welcome to another Friday Funnies. I like to think that every joke I publish on Friday Funnies is a great one. Still, every now and again, I come across one that is so funny it just makes me really laugh out loud. The one you are about to read now is one of those so hang onto your seat so that you don’t fall off laughing.  :cool:

It’s all about an American in China who likes getting his rocks off without using protection. I’m sure though that this dilemma affects so many more nationalities and not just one particular American in China.

Exploits Of An American In China

While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I’ve got bad news for you, you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here in the US; we know very little about it.”

The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.”

The doctor answers, “I’m sorry, there’s no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your penis.”

The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”

The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only option.”

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD.

Vewy ware disease.”

The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid American docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need amputate!”

“Oh, thank Goodness!” the man exclaims.

“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two week. Fawl off by itself!”

And the moral of this story of course is to always wear protection because you don’t want to go through what that American in China did :wink:

Sexy Sals blond joke found on an  American In China

That’s it guys, sure hope you enjoyed it. If you’re looking for more laughs have a read of my latest sports joke.

 

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