When I first started Friday Funnies it was all about finding really funny jokes to make you laugh. I didn’t know way back when I started that I would be able to keep the Friday Funnies series going for so long. Today’s Friday Funnies is #184 and I continue to find really jokes to make you laugh.
I suppose I shouldn’t really be all that surprised as there are probably millions of jokes out there. Some of those jokes probably aren’t all that funny though. At least not to me! Hopefully the jokes that I publish are jokes that make you laugh and that they continue to do so.
More Really Funny Jokes
There are many types of jokes that make people laugh. I found this one pretty funny. It even comes with a cute image that adds to the humour. It’s kind of a new interpretation of being poor. ;)
Bought vs Homemade (it just doesn’t get much cuter than this… note the expression in the picture)
Six year old Annie returns home from school and says that today she had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks: “Oh… How did it go”
“I nearly died of shame!” she answers. “Sam from down the street says the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital.”
Her mother answers laughingly, “But that’s no reason to be ashamed.”
“No… but I can’t tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!”
Pretty cute right? I think you’re going to find the next joke pretty funny as well.
Baptising an Irishman
An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when becomes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find Jesus?”
The drunk shouts,”Yes, I am.”
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him back and asks, “Brother,
have you found Jesus?”
The drunk replies,”No, I haven’t found Jesus!”
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again, but for a little longer. Then again pulls him out of the water and asks, “Have you found Jesus, brother?”
The drunk answers,”No, I haven’t found Jesus!”
By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk again — but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he
pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, “For the love of God, have you found Jesus?”
The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher, “Are you sure this is where he fell in??*
Yep, even when they’re drunk the Irish are bloody funny.
And so ends another Friday Funnies. I hope you got a kick out of it. Don’t forget, theres always more funny sports jokes at my sports betting site.
Above all, don’t forget to have a great and safe weekend!
It was my birthday on Saturday and my kids and wife bought me a Fitbit Tracker. More specifically, a Fitbit Charge HR! My family knew that I work out a fair bit and they thought that it would make a great gift. They were so right! I love my Fitbit Charge HR. You can see me wearing it in the photo over there on the right.
I wore it to work for the first time today and am pretty proud to report that I walked 16,990 steps or about 12.56km. I also burned 3138 calories!
While you can get all this information on the Fitbit tracker itself you can also see it in a more appealing way via the Fitbit app. You can see a screenshot of my Fitbit Tracker stats here.
One of the things I love about the Fitbit Charge HR is that it can track so many aspects of my daily activities. This includes steps, distance, floors climbed, calories burned, total amount of minutes I’ve been active as well as telling the time! If I was to go for a run it would also display run time, pace and distance travelled.
My Fitbit Charge HR also monitors my sleep including stats such as hours slept, times awakened and sleep quality. It’s also got a silent vibrating alarm so that I don’t have to worry about waking up the wife. Not that waking her up is a problem as she sleeps like a log.
All that aside I feel, for me, the Fitbit Charge HR’s most important feature is that it continually monitors my heart rate. That’s 24/7! Whether I’m asleep, just sitting in front of the TV or working out the Fitbit tracker gives me continuous update of my heart rate. I can’t wait to test it during tomorrows workout!
Another great feature is that it wirelessly syncs with your smartphone via the app. Using the app you can add other friends who also own a Fitbit. This allows you to see their stats which is a great way to motivate you to improve yours. After all, there’s nothing wrong with a bit of competition is there?
I went on Amazon to see what other people thought of the Fitbit Charge HR tracker and I wasn’t at all surprised to see that I wasn’t the only one who loves their Fitbit. I’ve imported all that information using WP Zon Builder to show you exactly what I mean.
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