Seniors Jokes Friday Funnies #128

As I’m getting older I have to wonder what it’s going to be like in my twilight years. I sort of hope that things are going to be great and that I can actually enjoy the fruits of my hard labor. Sometimes I have to wonder though, especially after posting some of those seniors jokes in my Friday Funnies posts. Like Friday Funnies #111. Or even Friday Funnies #80 about elderly sex.

Even so a lot of those seniors jokes show the world just how smart seniors really are. Like that one seniors jokes about the old bloke who did some quick thinking during a court trial. Or like the seniors joke about the old bloke who knew just what to say when he came across some naked women swimming in his dam. Quite honestly though seniors of today are really very smart. They’re so eager to grasp modern technology and the new language that sometimes entails. Like the latest texting code that the seniors have come with.

Some Funny Seniors Jokes

Seniors humor

Young people have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes: 

ATD- At the Doctor’s

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT- Texting on Toilet

* WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?

* GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)……

Have you ever heard that the sex kind of dries up once you get married. Or at least once you’ve been married for a few years. I think this image of a grumpy old senior explains it best.

funny senior sex

Just to finish off the seniors jokes I’ve just gone and produced another Laughaholics video just for this post.

A Laughaholics Seniors Jokes Moment

I hope you enjoyed todays Friday Funnies. I especially hope you liked my video. If you did please consider sharing it with your friends. The social media buttons are right there beneath the post.  :drunk_tb:

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Funny Jokes For Friday Funnies #127

OK Friday Funnies fans, it’s time for me to tickle your funny bone. To start things off I’m going to tell you a young boys explanation of Turpentine vs Holy Water

Turpentine vs Holy Water

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and

Turpentine vs Holy Water

Don’t even think about it!

watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, ‘This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it’s called Turpentine.’ The Priest said, ‘No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman’s belly, she’ll pass a healthy baby.’ The little boy replied, ‘If you rub turpentine on a cat’s arse, he’ll pass a Harley Davidson!’

Yeah, these young boys can be a cruel lot can’t they. Have to admit though, it would be pretty funny watching a cat overtaking a Harley.

The next joke involves another young boy.

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.

The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, ‘What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?’  :lol_ee:  

Have you ever wondered why the current generation is so comfortable with modern technology? Perhaps its because they’re exposed to it at such a young age?

New Generation funny image

Fishmonger Shark Attack Funny Video

I don’t know if you’ve seen this video. I saw it on TV and I had to find it so I could share it with you guys.


That’s it guys. Don’t forget to share this post using the Social Icons below. Oh, before I forget, you might want to pop over to my other blog for some more laughs. The Sports Betting jokes are a real scream!

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Short Jokes Friday Funnies #126

I don’t know if you guys have noticed but the blog is looking a little different of late. More about that later. I’m more interested in getting this Friday Funnies out on time because I know how much you guys love to finish a gruelling week at work with a good laugh. What better for a good laugh than a short collection of short jokes. One last thing before starting my short jokes for the week. It just came to my attention that our Sex Sals made a debut on Easy Sports Betting in it’s Funny Golf Jokes. You should head over and get an extra laugh.

Short Joke For The Irish

Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND “.
Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

Short Joke Car Language

A daughter asked her dad, “Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”

Dad said, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick to check the oil, I will give him such a servicing that — his motor will cease functioning and his ball bearings will fall off!!”   :lol_tb:  

Short Joke A Woman’s Misunderstanding 

During a lady’s medical examination, the doctor says:- “Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.”

The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor.

“No! No!  Leave your knickers on … Just stick out your tongue!”  :wallbash_tb:   :lol_ee:  

Short Joke About Snow

Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.   :devil_tb:

 Short Joke Irish #2

short joke Irish

And to finsish off I have a video of a really funny Pom! His name is Nathon Caton and his joke fest took part while Englad was hosting the Olympics in 2103.

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