Best Blonde Jokes

Before getting into my best blonde jokes post, I would like to link to my three YouTube videos about blonde humour. The first one went live way back in 2013 and was my 3rd Laughaholics video. I called that video Funny Blonde Jokes.

Then came my second video about blonde humour. I called that video, Top 10 Funniest Blonde Jokes. That video went live in July 2019. It’s by far the most popular of my joke videos almost reaching 5k views!

Because of the ever-growing popularity of that video, I decided to do another blonde joke video. I called that video, Top Three Funny Blonde Jokes. I think my delivery of what I believe are the best blonde jokes has improved over time. What do you think? Please let me know your thoughts in the comments below.

My Best Blonde Jokes

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Which brings me back to today’s best blonde jokes post. 

The Blonde Employee

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The first is about a couple of tourists who are driving through Louisiana. As the enter Natchitoches they argue about the pronunciation of the town. The arguing continues as the pull over to get some lunch.

Finally fed up with all the arguing one of the tourists decides to ask the young blonde employee. “Hi, before we place our order, could you please settle an argument for us? Could you please pronounce the name of this place, very slowly?”

The blonde girl leans over the counter and says, “Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing.

The Blonde Swimmer

 A blonde, redhead and a brunette are competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition. It was a long race with the redhead winning and the brunette coming a close second. However, there was no sign of the blonde contestant. Everyone is getting worried as hours go by, and still, there are no signs of the final contestant. 

Just as everyone is losing hope, the blonde finally arrives. The crowd jumps and cheers, ecstatic that the final contestant is safe. They embrace the woman as she comes ashore. 

After all the excitement calms down, the blonde leans over to the judge and whispers, “I don’t want to be a sore losing or anything, but I’m sure those other girls used their arms.

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The Blonde Exhibitionist

A blonde is walking down the street; her blouse is open, and her right breast is hanging out.

A policeman approaches her and says, “Excuse me, do you know that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”

Shocked, she replies, “What on earth for?”

The policeman replies, “because your breast is exposed.”

The blonde looks down and says, “Oh my God! I left my baby on the bus again!”

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This Post Has 2 Comments

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    Kevin

    Nice collection of blonde jokes. My favorite one is the blonde swimmer.

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    Peter

    Hey Kevin, that’s a good one but my favourite is the blonde exhibitionist ? Thanks for taking the time to comment and please stay safe.

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