Funny Jokes About Two Blondes

Today, I have two Funny Jokes About Two Blondes and both of these hilarious jokes were created with the help of my vidIQ, my personal AI Assistant. The first of my Funny Jokes About Two Blondes is titled, Two Blondes Lock Themselves Out….WAIT FOR IT! ðŸ˜‚ and clicking on that link will take you to the joke on my YouTube channel. Image created with Artistly Two Blondes Lock Themselves Out….WAIT FOR IT! 😂 So two blondes are cruising down the highway when the fuel light starts blinking. They pull into a servo, and while one's pumping petrol, she realises—keys are locked inside the car. Classic move, right?She heads inside, grabs a coat hanger from the attendant, and gets to work on the door lock. She's jimmying away, really giving it her all.Ten minutes later, the attendant walks out to check on her progress. And there she is—the blonde outside the car, working that hanger like she's cracking a safe.Meanwhile, the blonde INSIDE the car is yelling: 'A little more to the left… no, no, to the right… you're almost there!'They'd BOTH locked themselves out! The next of my two blondes in a joke is, Two Blondes Try to Out-Hunt the Pros! Image created with Artistly Two Blondes Try to Out-Hunt the Pros! Two blondes went hunting to prove they could handle the bush. After three days of roughing it, they FINALLY bagged a massive buck. They're dragging this beauty back to the ute by its back legs, but the bloody antlers keep jamming in the mud every two meters.First blonde goes, 'Mate, this is doing my head in, but we've only got a k left to the truck.'Right then, this seasoned hunter rocks up, takes one look and says, 'Ladies, flip it around. Drag it by the antlers and you won't have that problem.'Brilliant! They give it a crack and it's smooth sailing.First blonde says, 'That bloke was a legend! This is SO much easier!'Second blonde replies, 'Yeah nah, but now we're three k's from the truck! Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, which I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that showcases a small portion of what Artistly is capable of. Because of Artistly, I never have to worry about getting caught using copyrighted images.

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Two Funniest Blonde Jokes

Two Funniest Blonde Jokes Created By AI That Will Have You In Stitches My Two Funniest Blonde Jokes in the Funniest Joke Created By AI series were both enhanced by vidIQ. And, it goes without saying that the images created by Artistly my AI artist make my videos more watchable, meaning there are less people leaving early. Keep in mind that both jokes will be published within the next few days so you will be getting a sneak peak. Please like them if you enjoy the jokes. The Blonde Waitress Confused By Trucker's Order Loses It Image created with Artistly I've found that blonde jokes are always popular. The problem is getting them noticed and that is what I use vidIQ, apart from revamping my jokes that is 😎. So, here is the first of the blonde jokes, The Blonde Waitress Confused By Trucker's Order Loses It. This blonde waitress thought she was being clever... A big trucker walks into a truck stop diner and sits down. He looks at the waitress and says, "Darlin', I'll take three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and some running boards." The new blonde waitress panics. She rushes to the kitchen and tells the cook, "There's some crazy guy out there who thinks we're an auto parts store! He wants flat tires and headlights!" The cook laughs, "Sweetheart, three flat tires means three pancakes, headlights are two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are crisp bacon strips." "Ohhh!" she says, finally getting it. But then she grabs a big bowl of baked beans and plops it right in front of the trucker. The trucker looks confused, "What's with the beans, Blondie?" She grins and says, "Well, I figured while you're waiting for your flat tires, headlights, and running boards... you might as well GAS UP!" The Most Embarrassing Restaurant Stories Technically the next joke isn't a blonde joke, although there is a blonde in it. Like the previous joke, The Most Embarrassing Restaurant Stories involves a waitress. Image created with Artistly A bloke walks into this upscale restaurant, sits down, and immediately notices all the waitresses are absolutely stunning..." This drop-dead gorgeous waitress approaches his table with a smile. 'What can I get for you today, sir?' she asks sweetly." He glances at the menu, looks back at her, and confidently says 'I'll have a quickie, please.'" Her face goes RED! She spins around and storms off in absolute disgust!" After cooling down, she returns, trying to stay professional. 'Sir, what would you like to order?' Same response: 'A quickie, thanks.'" SMACK! She slaps him so hard it echoes through the entire restaurant and marches away fuming!"\ The gentleman at the next table leans over and whispers... 'Mate, I think it's pronounced QUICHE' Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, that I’ve put together. I also have…

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When The Blonde Meets The Chimpanzees

When The Blonde Meets The Chimpanzees Joke When the blonde meets the Chimpanzees might not be one of my best jokes but I thought the views YouTube is sending its way does not do it justice. I posted When the blonde meets the Chimpanzees on two of my YT Channels. And yes, I used different tags, titles and thumbnails for them both. Do Thumbnails Make A Difference YouTube Video Views The first one was published on March the 12th, was called The Blonde And The Chimpanzees and it got 37 views and four likes. It had 1,000 impressions and a 2.7% clickthrough rating. On May the 17th I posted it Laughaholics and that video was titled When The Chimpanzees Meet The Blonde. That one 81 views and 5 likes. On Laughaholics it got 1.9k impressions with a clickthrough rate of 3.3%. I think that shows that perhaps the thumbnail on Laughaholics was the reason for the better clickthrough rate. Both thumbnails were made with the aid of the Graphics Creator https://cutt.ly/xfNRnnG. Funny Blonde And Chimpanzees Joke A blonde lady motorist about two hours from San Diego when a man whose truck had broken down flagged her to stop. The man approached the car and asked, "are you going to San Diego?" "Sure", answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me, I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I have two chimpanzees in the back that need to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already, so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you a hundred bucks for your trouble." "I'll be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the backseat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seatbelts and off they went. Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified. There was the blonde walking down the street holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What are you doing here?" he demanded. "I gave you a hundred dollars to take these chimpanzees to the zoo." "Yes, I know you did", said the blonde, "but we had money left over so now we're going to SeaWorld." 😂 Other Topics To Keep You Entertained Have you thought of joining Temu? If you have this post may interest you. If you’re thinking of getting Bluetooth earbuds you should check out my Shokz OpenFit Air Review.And now, for my customary self-promotion of my growing YouTube Channel. As you know, I’m always looking for new subscribers, so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel.  If you love a good laugh then you’ll love Laughaholics.

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