Rabbi Jokes

Todays Friday Funnies is about rabbi jokes. I believe this is the first time I’ve featured rabbi jokes in a Friday Funnies post.

Rabbi Jokes To Make You Laugh

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At the Saturday morning service, the Rabbi announced that he would leave for a larger congregation. One that was going to pay him more.

There is a sudden hush withing the congregation. Because of the Rabbi’s popularity no-one wants the Rabbi to leave.

Fred Shapiro, who owns several car dealerships in Venice and Sarasota, stands up and says; If the Rabbi stays, I’ll give him a new Caddilac every year and his wife a Honda mini-van to transport their children.

The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds loudly.

Saul Cohen, a successful businessman and Lawyer, stands up and says; “If the Rabbi stays I’ll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee his children a free college education. 

There are more sighs and loud applause from the congregation.

Then, Estelle Rubin, an 88-year-old woman, stands up and announces; If the Rabbi stays, I will have sex with him! 

There is total silence.

The blushing Rabbi then asks her, “Mrs Rubin, you’re a wonderful and holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?

Estelle’s 90-year old husband is trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head. Meanwhile, his wife replies, “Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said. ‘Fuck him!'”

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