Father And Son Jokes

This has to be the first time I’ve posted a father and son jokes post. The following joke is what has inspired today’s father and son jokes.

Father And Son Jokes To Laugh At

 A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his dad as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up, and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

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The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

I love Dad’s reply! “Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?”

Another Killer Father & Son Joke

A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He had two worms. He put one worm in a glass of water and the other one in a glass of whiskey. The one in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died. 

“All right, son,” asked the father, “what does that show you?”

“That’s easy, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will never get worms.”

You May Find The Following Of Interest

You should check out my YouTube Channel. As you know I’m always looking for new subscribers so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel. Of course, there’s also my funny beer joke. The thing about that beer joke is it’s one of those ‘and that’s when the fight started’ type jokes. If you like that sort of joke you should check out my Instagram page where I have a few posted and will be adding more.

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Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts and my new Laugh Out Loud blog.

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