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Doctor Jokes Friday Funnies #374

Hey guys, welcome to today’s Friday Funnies post about doctor jokes. Today’s doctor jokes post, as all my Fridays Funnies are, is thanks to the many jokes emails I receive daily.

The Cardiologist Doctor Jokes

A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of an LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was waiting for the service manager to have a look at his car. The mechanic shouted to the waiting, cardiologist, “Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?”

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a dirty rag and asked, “So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.

So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing the same work?”

The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic, “Try doing it while the engine is running”.

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Doctor Jokes And The Elderly

There are times when, as a patient, for whatever reason, you misinterpret what the doctor has been saying to you. Patients misinterpreting their doctors happens a lot when the patients are elderly. Take the next joke as a prime example.

Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: “You’re doing great, aren’t you?”

Morris replied: “Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”

The doctor said: “I didn’t say that. I said, You’ve got a heart murmur – be careful.”

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