Friday Funnies is all about stuff that makes you laugh. Before I get into some of that stuff that makes you laugh I have to apologise for missing last weeks Friday Funnies. No excuse except that I was flat out doing other things and just didn’t have the time. Hopefully this weeks stuff that makes you laugh is so funny it will make up for missing out on last weeks post.
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I think this next image is hilarious.
OK, now for a really funny joke about group therapy.
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five young mothers & their small children.
You all have obsessions, he stated. I am concerned that these individual obsessions are going to impact your children.
To the first mother, Mary, he said: You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.
He turned to the second Mum, Ann: Your obsession is with money. It manifests itself in your children’s names, Penny, Goldie and Frank.
He then turned to the third Mum, Joyce: Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your children’s names: Brandy and Sherry. You even called the cat, Whisky.
Next he turns to the fourth Mum, June: Your obsession is with flowers. Your girls are called Rose, Daphne & Poppy.
At this point, the fifth mother, Kathy, quietly gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispered: Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Grab Fanny Cocky and Willy, we’re going.
The next joke is an Irish joke which I find really funny.
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.”
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS! Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”
The Irishman nodded…”I’ll tell yah though, by Jaesuz, I t’out I were goin’ to drop dead on dat 3rd day.
“From hunger, you mean?”
“No,” said the Irishman. “From all the skippin’.”
Finally, I’m going to finish off with the funniest Super Bowl commercials for 2017.
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