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Stuff That Makes You Laugh Friday Funnies #286

Friday Funnies is all about stuff that makes you laugh. Before I get into some of that stuff that makes you laugh I have to apologise for missing last weeks Friday Funnies. No excuse except that I was flat out doing other things and just didn’t have the time. Hopefully this weeks stuff that makes you laugh is so funny it will make up for missing out on last weeks post.

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I think this next image is hilarious.

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OK, now for a really funny joke about group therapy.

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five young mothers &   their small children.

You all have obsessions, he stated. I am concerned that these individual obsessions are going to impact your children.

To the first mother, Mary, he said: You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.

He turned to the second Mum, Ann: Your obsession is with money. It manifests itself in your children’s names, Penny, Goldie and Frank. 

He then turned to the third Mum, Joyce: Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your children’s names: Brandy and Sherry. You even called the cat, Whisky.

Next he turns to the fourth Mum, June: Your obsession is with flowers. Your girls are called Rose, Daphne & Poppy.                    

At this point, the fifth  mother, Kathy, quietly gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispered: Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Grab Fanny Cocky and Willy, we’re going.

The next joke is an Irish joke which I find really funny.

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS! Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”

The Irishman nodded…”I’ll tell yah though, by Jaesuz, I t’out I were goin’ to drop dead on dat 3rd day.

“From hunger, you mean?”

“No,” said the Irishman. “From all the skippin’.”

Finally, I’m going to finish off with the funniest Super Bowl commercials for 2017.

Remember, you can get more laughs by checking out the Friday Funnies category by heading over to my funny sports jokes.

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  1. Twitter:
    buhahahha! first image cracked me up…. Lol as funny it is… it makes me sad as well how fast we are all moving towards the end of our lives :) Thanks for making us laugh

  2. Thanks for sharing, this really made my day! I love the global warming indication system – let’s wait and see where that will go.

    Also, I would like to share another great therapist joke with you:

    Two psychotherapists pass each other in the hallway. The first says to the second, “Hello!”

    The second smiles back nervously and half nods his head. When he is comfortably out of earshot, he mumbles, “God, I wonder what *that* was all about?”

  3. Twitter:
    Great funny post. I loved the bikini progression. Maybe it needs to be updated now in 2017 lol. Also I have not seen the super bowl commercial video before. Brilliant! Thanks for sharing Peter!

  4. Hi,

    Really they are very funny things you shared.I liked especially the proof of global warming post, its made laugh madly.These posts remember me few other things that I read on some other blog, I missed that link to share here.

  5. This is all great! Thanks for sharing!! I am a Hertfordshire Wedding Photographer and have spent a lot of time reading blogs recently, and this made may day as it is right hearted and fun!!! Keep them coming!! xx

    1. Twitter:
      He Nicola, welcome to Friday Funnies. I’m glad you liked this weeks post. As the title says I do one every Friday.

      So, you’re a wedding photographer huh? Well then, you may like my Wedding Humour post. :smoke_tb:
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  6. Twitter:
    Buhahahah !!! Awesome Peter .. I always searching these kind of stuff on facebook .. So make some more fun share more funny videos with us.. stay happy ..

    1. Twitter:
      Hey Kelly, I always share something new every Friday. Thaty :smoke_tb: ‘s why I call the posts Friday Funnies.
      Hope to see you in future posts.

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