Stuff That Makes You Laugh

Friday Funnies is all about stuff that makes you laugh. Hopefully, this weeks stuff that makes you laugh is so funny you will want to share it with all your friends. Simply, click on one of the social icons over there on your left.

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OK, now for a hilarious joke about group therapy.

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five young mothers & their small children.

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You all have obsessions, he stated. I am concerned that these individual obsessions are going to impact your children.

To the first mother, Mary, he said: You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter, Candy.

He turned to the second Mum, Ann: Your obsession is with money. It manifests itself in your children’s names, Penny, Goldie and Frank. 

He then turned to the third Mum, Joyce: Your obsession is alcohol which shows itself in your children’s names: Brandy and Sherry. You even called the cat, Whisky.

Next, he turns to the fourth Mum, June: Your obsession is with flowers. Your girls are called Rose, Daphne & Poppy.                    

At this point, the fifth mother, Kathy, quietly gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispered: Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Grab Fanny, Cocky and Willy; we’re going.

The next joke is an Irish joke which I find funny.

An Irishman was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a full day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS! Why that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”

The Irishman nodded…”I’ll tell ya though, by Jaesuz, I t’out I was goin’ to drop dead on dat 3rd day.

“From hunger, you mean?”

“No,” said the Irishman. “From all the skippin’.”

Finally, I’m going to finish off with the funniest Super Bowl commercials for 2017.

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This Post Has 8 Comments

  1. Chris Mendoza

    Seeing that you don’t have any jokes about Trump, here it goes:
    There are five passengers in a plane that is about to crash with only four parachutes – the Pope, Dr Fauci, Trump, Hillary Clinton, and a 10 year old school girl. The Pope says, “I need one, as I need to save the world,” then jumps. Dr Fauci gets one, and says, “I need one in order to save the world from this pandemic,” then jumps. Trump then says before jumping, “I need one as I am the smartest person in the USA.”
    Hillary Clinton, then tells the little girl, “go ahead, get the last one, I already lived my life, you still have plenty of good ones ahead of you.” The little girl says, “there’s still two parachutes left behind, Mr Trump grabbed my backpack before jumping.”

    1. Peter

      Thanks for the joke Chris, I’ve seen a version of this before. Must remember to do a Trump joke, maybe next Friday Funnies.

  2. This one here made my day. hahaha, yeah, A trump joke would be awesome too! Nice Job chris 🙂

    1. Peter

      Strange you should say that because my last Friday Funnies was a Trump joke. 😎

  3. Chris Mendoza

    Perhaps this Trump joke I posted last week, can go under the Trump Jokes posting!! ; ) Keep them Trump jokes coming – we need them very very, very badly at this point in time!! I think I’m starting to talk like him.

    1. Peter

      I don’t think so Chris as that would be like a duplicate post. If you like to email me a joke and if I like it I’ll be more than happy to include it in a post and crediting it to you.

  4. Daniel Chege

    Ha ha ! Chris, I know the secret service men are cranking their ribs on this joke ! I will put up a better joke on my website about Trump designing a website for Putin to save the world.

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