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Aussie Love Poem Friday Funnies #371

Today’s Aussie love poem was inspired by my latest YouTube video Scary Halloween Ball Poem. Other than both being poems they have nothing in common. I just could resist promoting my Halloween Poem. It would be great if you could check it out and give it a thumbs up.

Anyway, back to today’s Aussie Love poem.

Funny Aussie Love Poem

Of course I love ya darlin
You’re a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you’re gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don’t mind a bit of flab
It means that when I’m ready
There’s somethin’ there to grab

So your belly isn’t flat no more
I tell ya, I don’t care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I’m tellin’ ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you’ve got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna’s grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I’ll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the rugby’s on
And fetch another beer

I enjoyed that poem and hope that you did as well. Perhaps enough to share it with your friends?

I thought this poem was pretty good too.

Aussie Love Poem

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