Aussies Are Dumb Too

I got this email today titled Aussies are dumb too. It lists seven different occasions that show how stupid some Aussies can be. Let me just say that I can not vouch for any of the Aussies are dumb too stories mentioned below. Having said that. Some of the stories, as unbelievable as they are, may have happened which makes it totally funny. Before you go any further, I've finally reached 1,000 subscribers so please check out my 1000 Subscribers celebration video. 9 Ways Aussies Are Dumb Too Number One."I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre in Brisbane. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and, at the end of the conversation, happened to mention that she had given her daughter some ant poison to eat to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away". Yep, that would fit into the Aussies are dumb too category 😂 Number Two.Some Boeing employees on the airfield in Sydney decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Westpac Rescue Helicopter coming towards  them.…

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Funny Irish Friday Funnies #340

Oh, the Funny Irish.  :tongue_laugh_ee: I don't know what it is about the Irish that folk continually make fun of them. I'm sure the Irish themselves don't always appreciate all the so-called funny Irish jokes?  :hairout_tb:  Nevertheless, there's a sleuth of funny Irish jokes out there with more appearing all the time. Take the following funny Irish joke I got in an email today. Mick & Paddy Funny Irish Altercation Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now.Paddy: Oh!Mick:  For example, do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is?Paddy:  NoMick:  He's the inventor of the phone in 1876;If you took night classes you'd know this. The  next day: Mick:  Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?Paddy:  NoMick:  He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers".If you took night classes, you'd know this. The next day....once  again: Mick:  And do you know who Jean-Jacques Rousseau is?Paddy:  NoMick:  He's the author of "The Confessions"If you took night classes, you'd know this. This  time, Paddy got irritated and said:And you Mick ... Do you know who Sean Reilly is?Mick:  No.Paddy:  He's the fellow who's bonking your wife?If you stopped going to night classes, you'd know this! Before I go, I'm going to show you my latest YouTube video, about the Funniest Top 10 babies and toddlers video. This is my first attempt at producing a funny babies video so I really hope you'll get a kick out of it. If you haven’t already, I’d be stoked if you would do me…

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Testicle Jokes Friday Funnnies #326

Testicle jokes? Really, I'm doing a Friday Funnies about testicle jokes? I figure why not, as long as my testicle jokes make you laugh, right? Right! A Hospital Testicle Jokes Strangely enough, this first joke about testicles takes place in a hospital. Hank is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. I’m very concerned - are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, gently holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles tenderly in the other. She looks very carefully and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen to me very, very closely: “Are – my – test – results – back?" Created with the Creator! This isn't the first joke I've included in Friday Funnies either. I did one way back in 2015, and you can read it here. Strangely enough, there's also a Little Johnny joke about testicles. One day,…

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