The Marine Mommy Friday Funnies #257

Today’s Friday Funnies is all about the marine mommy. You’re probably thinking, how can anything about a marine mommy be funny. Well you see, it involves a story told by a fifth grader and we all remember how funny young kids can be. If not read my post on seven year old kids. The Bad Ass marine Mommy The teacher gave her fifth grade class the following assignment: To get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. When the kids cam back the next day they each took turns to tell their stories.. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left. “Janie, do you have a story to share?” ‘Yes ma’am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert…

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Logical Scientist Friday Funnies #254

I thought seeing as how the last scientist joke was so popular I’d followup with the really funny logical scientist joke. I like this particular logical scientist joke because the main characters are Aussies. Logical Scientist Walks In A Pub Two Aussie builders (Patrick and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit. Pat: – I reckon he’s an accountant. Eric: – No way – he’s a stockbroker.. Pat: – He ain’t no stockbroker!  A stockbroker wouldn’t come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Pat and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity…

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Irish Funnies Friday Funnies #250

Man I really love that Friday Funnies has been around for so long. Out of all my blogs the Friday Funnies post is the one I most look forward to. Today’s Friday Funnies is #250 and once again I’m going to visit the ever popular Irish Funnies. Irish Doctor Irish Funnies A doctor in Dublin wanted to get  off work and go fishing, so he approached his  assistant “Murphy, I am going fishing  tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to  take care of the clinic and take care of all me  patients”. “Yes, sir!” answers  Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and  returns the following day and asks: “So,Murphy, how was  your day?” Murphy told him that he took care  of three patients. “The first one had a headache so he did,  so I gave him Paracetamol.” “Bravo Murphy lad, and the second  one?” asks the…

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Funny Stuff For Friday Funnies #243

As the end of another work week rolls on by every is looking forward to the weekend and this weeks hilarious Friday Funnies! Yep, it’s Friday Funnies time again and this week I’m going to wow you with some really funny stuff. Funny Stuff – With Age Come Wisdom You’ll get the title once you read the funny story. A guy was 72 years old & loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up.’ He looked around & couldn’t see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,’Pick me up.’ He looked in the water & there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, ‘Are you talking to me?’ The frog said, ‘Yes, I’m talking to you.’ Pick me up, then kiss me; & I’ll turn into the most…

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The Mystery Box That Stumped Hillary Clinton When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I put a box under the bed. Promise me you will never look in it.” All their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In it were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there was such a box and with those contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, “I’m so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I…

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Funny Surgeon Jokes Friday Funnies #221

For this weeks Friday Funnies I thought I would dedicate to a couple of really funny surgeon jokes. Funny Surgeon Jokes About Toronto Surgeons Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in Ontario. In my favourite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England. The second surgeon said. “That’s nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics. The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs”. Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana and he rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the man’s blonde hair…

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Funny Stuff Friday Funnies #220

As the week comes to another close I look forward to posting another Friday Funnies. Last weeks Friday Funnies  was all about Sexy Sals Blonde Jokes. I’m hoping that this weeks ‘Funny Stuff’ post will turn out to be just as popular. If you enjoyed this weeks Funny Stuff post feel free to send it viral by sharing it on your favourite social media. Funny Stuff To Make You Smile/Laugh My first bit of funny stuff is about a lot of the stuff we have to put up with in the 21st Century/ WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY! Our Phones ~ Wireless Cooking ~ Fireless Cars ~ Keyless Food ~ Fatless Tires ~ Tubeless Dress ~ Sleeveless Youth ~ Jobless Leaders ~ Shameless Relationships~ Meaningless Attitude ~ Careless Wives ~ Fearless Babies ~ Fatherless Feelings ~ Heartless Education ~ Valueless Children ~ Mannerless Everything is becoming LESS In fact we…

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Who Is Jack Schitt Friday Funnies #216

Do you ever wonder who makes up some of the jokes, stories or whatever that you read on Friday Funnies. I do and sometimes I think to myself that some of these people have way too much time on their hands. Especially the person who wrote the following about Who Is Jack Schitt? Who Is Jack Schitt??? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt!’ Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt,…

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