Funny English Boy

The funny English boy is a funny story about a young lad that works in a supermarket in England. This young boy could be Little Johnny’s cousin. 😆 Anyway, have a read of the funny English boy and let me know in the comments below what you think of this short story.

Funny English Boy Who Thinks Fast

A man went into a supermarket and tried to buy half a cauliflower. The very young greens-produce assistant told him that they sold only whole cauliflowers. The man persisted and asked to see the manager, and the boy went to find him.

Walking into the stock room, the boy said to his manager, “Some wanker out there wants to buy half a cauliflower.” As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the customer standing right behind him, so he added, “And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.”

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

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Later the manager said to the boy, “I was impressed with how you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people here who think on their feet. Where are you from, son?”

“Cardiff, sir,” the boy replied.

“Why did you leave Cardiff ?” the manager asked.

The boy said, “Sir, there’s nothing there but prostitutes and rugby players.”

“Really?” said the manager. “My wife is from Cardiff.”

“You’re kidding?” replied the boy. “What position did she play?”

See, he’s a quick thinker, isn’t he? And now a Little Johnny joke compliments of the Graphics Creator.

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Motorcycle Joke

This week’s Friday Funnies is a motorcycle joke. As usual, I got this motorcycle joke in an email, and I was sure you guys would love it.

Friday Funnies Motorcycle Joke

While riding my motorcycle yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused, I crawled out of the trench to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a gorgeous woman who asked, “Are you okay?”

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a very short mini skirt and a low cut blouse with the best cleavage ever.

“I’m okay I think,” I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in, and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

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“That’s nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife will like me doing that!”

“Oh, come now, I’m a nurse,” she insisted. “I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly.”

 Well, she was gorgeous and very persuasive.

Being shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, “I’m sure my wife won’t like this.”

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be upset, so I’d better go now.”

“Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile while removing her clothes and exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen.

 “Stay for a while. Your wife won’t know anything, and by the way, where is she?”

“Still in the ditch with my motorbike, I replied.”

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Harley Motorcycle Joke

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Doctor Jokes

Hey guys, welcome to today’s Friday Funnies post about doctor jokes. As all my Fridays Funnies are, today’s doctor jokes post is thanks to the many jokes emails I receive daily.

The Cardiologist Doctor Jokes

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A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of an LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was waiting for the service manager to look at his car. The mechanic shouted to the waiting, cardiologist, “Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?”

A bit surprised, the cardiologist walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a dirty rag and asked, “So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.

So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing the same work?”

The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic, “Try doing it while the engine is running”.

Doctor Jokes And The Elderly

There are times when, as a patient, for whatever reason, you misinterpret what the doctor has been saying to you. Patients misinterpreting their doctors happens a lot when the patients are elderly. Take the next joke as a prime example.

Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: “You’re doing great, aren’t you?”

Morris replied: “Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”

The doctor said: “I didn’t say that. I said, You’ve got a heart murmur – be careful.”

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