Funny Irish Friday Funnies #340

Oh, the Funny Irish.  :tongue_laugh_ee: I don't know what it is about the Irish that folk continually make fun of them. I'm sure the Irish themselves don't always appreciate all the so-called funny Irish jokes?  :hairout_tb:  Nevertheless, there's a sleuth of funny Irish jokes out there with more appearing all the time. Take the following funny Irish joke I got in an email today. Mick & Paddy Funny Irish Altercation Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now.Paddy: Oh!Mick:  For example, do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is?Paddy:  NoMick:  He's the inventor of the phone in 1876;If you took night classes you'd know this. The  next day: Mick:  Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?Paddy:  NoMick:  He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers".If you took night classes, you'd know this. The next day....once  again: Mick:  And do you know who Jean-Jacques Rousseau is?Paddy:  NoMick:  He's the author of "The Confessions"If you took night classes, you'd know this. This  time, Paddy got irritated and said:And you Mick ... Do you know who Sean Reilly is?Mick:  No.Paddy:  He's the fellow who's bonking your wife?If you stopped going to night classes, you'd know this! Before I go, I'm going to show you my latest YouTube video, about the Funniest Top 10 babies and toddlers video. This is my first attempt at producing a funny babies video so I really hope you'll get a kick out of it. If you haven’t already, I’d be stoked if you would do me…

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Testicle Jokes Friday Funnnies #326

Testicle jokes? Really, I'm doing a Friday Funnies about testicle jokes? I figure why not, as long as my testicle jokes make you laugh, right? Right! A Hospital Testicle Jokes Strangely enough, this first joke about testicles takes place in a hospital. Hank is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. I’m very concerned - are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, gently holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles tenderly in the other. She looks very carefully and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen to me very, very closely: “Are – my – test – results – back?" Created with the Creator! This isn't the first joke I've included in Friday Funnies either. I did one way back in 2015, and you can read it here. Strangely enough, there's also a Little Johnny joke about testicles. One day,…

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Senior Citizen Jokes Friday Funnies #313

Friday Funnies has a lot of senior citizen jokes because they either do funny stuff or they use their wit to belittle the young whippersnappers of the day. One such senior citizen joke was called Senior Jokes over a year ago. I thought it was about time I came up with some more senior citizen jokes. Senior Citizen Jokes And Technology This young bloke attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. 'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one, 'the young bloke said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The young people of today are much more advanced than people your age. We grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, a man walking on the moon and the internet. We have cell phones, nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers, automated manufacturing, amazing. Technologies, ...and,' paused to take another drink of beer. The senior took advantage of the break in his litany and said, ‘You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young Which is why we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are YOU doing for the next generation?’ The applause was resounding… I love senior citizens. Now, you all know that I get all my Friday Funnies jokes from emails people send me. Not this next one though. I found the following of my senior citizen jokes here.…

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