Friday Funnies #310

Ok, this week's Friday Funnies will be in two parts. The first part will be a bit of nostalgic humour. This shows us how things have changed over time. Friday Funnies Nostalgia EATING IN THE FIFTIES Pasta was not eaten in Australia. Curry was a surname. A takeaway was a mathematical problem.    A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower. All potato chips were plain; the only choice we had was whether to put the salt on or not. Rice was only eaten as a milk pudding. Calamari was called squid and we used it as fish bait. A Big Mac was what we wore when it was raining. Brown bread was something only poor people ate. Oil was for lubricating, fat was for cooking. Tea was made in a teapot using tea leaves and never green. Sugar enjoyed a good press in those days, and was regarded as being white gold.  Cubed sugar was regarded as posh. Fish didn't have fingers in those days. Eating raw fish was called poverty, not sushi. None of us had ever heard of yoghurt. Healthy food consisted of anything edible. People who didn't peel potatoes were regarded as lazy. Indian restaurants were only found in India. Cooking outside was called camping. Seaweed was not a recognised food. "Kebab" was not even a word, never mind a food. Prunes were medicinal. Surprisingly, muesli was readily available, it was called cattle feed. Water came out of the tap. If someone had suggested bottling it…

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More Funny Stuff Friday Funnies #304

Yep, it's time for some more funny stuff for this weeks Friday Funnies. Like the majority of funny stuff that appears on Friday Funnies this I received this one in an email. You'll have to excuse all the capitals as I copied and pasted it here. I just couldn't be bothered retyping it all again.  :tongue_laugh_ee: More Funny Stuff To Make You Laugh HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL......YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE! MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH, AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL. 'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE. 'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK? 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN THE UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ARSED, GREY HAIRED,…

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Friday Funnies #197 Great Jokes

Yep, it's the third Friday of a brand new year and time for another Friday Funnies. I can't believe we're up to Friday Funnies #197. Another three Friday Funnies and we'll hit the big 200! As you know all my Friday Funnies originate from emails I receive from my mates. Some of them I just copy and paste straight into my Friday Funnies posts. Others I use The Logo Creator to make cool images like the one below. As you know images are a great SEO tool which is why I always use them in all of my posts. The Logo Creator ensures my images to be unique and hopefully more likely to be shared. Enough waffle lets get on with the second funnies of this post, the first one being the image above.  :tongue_laugh_ee: Friday Funnies By A Smart Old Geezer An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."  Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic.  Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??" Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."  Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!…

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