How Not To Get Hit By A Drunk Husband

As Friday rolls around once again it means so many things to so many people but to those of you who come to this blog every week on a Friday, it means one thing. That’s right, it’s Fridays Funnies time and today is the eleventh in the series. I’m happy to say that even though it started off a little slow it seems to be picking up momentum and that is confirmed by a lot of the emails I’ve been getting. Having said that I’m left wondering why some people say they loved the joke so much that they’re going to share it with their friends but then they forget to Tweet it or even to FaceBook Like it.  :dont_know:

But you’re not here to listen to me winge and complain. Nope! You’re here to be entertained, especially because it’s Fridays Funnies Time.

The Smartest Man At The Wedding

Weddings can be so much fun, especially when some of your guests are just a little bit out there. Like this bloke who decided to take advantage of a good situation. Talk about thinking out of the box   :lol_tb:

And now for a little Scottish humor.

Pished ‘n swished in Glasgae

A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgae, worried about her husband’s temper and threatening manner.

The Doc asks: “What’s the problem, Janet?

The woman says: “Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinae know what to do. Every time ma hubbie comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me aroon’.”

The Doctor says: “Aye, well… I have a real good cure for that. When your husband arrives home intoxicated, just take a wee glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep.”

Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

She says: “Doctor that was  brilliant! Evrae time ma hubbie came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished an’ swished, and he didnae touch me even once! Tell me Doc…wha’s the secret? How’s the water do that?”

The Doctor says: “Janet hen, it’s really nae big secret. The water does bugger all – it’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick…”

OK guys, you have got to love that one!   :drunk_tb:

Now remember, if you really like it do something about it, like give it a Tweet or something   :wink_ee:

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