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Scottish Jokes Friday Funnies #106

Friday Funnies has featured a lot of Irish jokes but only three Scottish jokes. The first Scottish joke appeared in Friday Funnies #8 and was about a pretty lodger who was not able to grow any pubic hair.  :devil_tb:  

Friday Funnies #11 featured the second Scottish joke. This one was about a Scottish woman who learned a little trick which stopped her getting beaten up by her husband.

Then the third and final Scottish joke raised it’s kilt :wink: in Friday Funnies #21. This time the Scot featured in a video was having problems with Siri. That one was really funny. 

Today’s Scottish Joke

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.

For several minutes they sat silently.

Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Angus.”
“Well, eh, I was thinkin’… perhaps it’s aboot time for a wee kiss.”
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. “Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.”Scottish joke 2
“Well, eh, I was thinkin’ perhaps it’s noo aboot time for a wee cuddle.”

The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed.
And the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

After a while, she again said, “Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.”
“Well, eh, I was thinkin’ perhaps it’s aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg.”

The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee.
Then he blushed.
Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch before the girl spoke again.

“Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.”
The young man glanced down with a furled brow.

“Well, noo,” he said, ‘my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time.’
“Really?” said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
“Aye,” said the lad, nodding.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
Then he said, “Dae ye no think it’s aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies????

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  1. Twitter:
    Typical Jock stories. I know a few. One I do remember is the one about the Scotsman knocked over in the main street of Dunedin in our South Island many decades back. He was chasing a penny somebody had dropped.

    1. I remember those streets in Dunedin, they were pretty steep from my memory of them.

      I also remember the joke about a Scotsman who dropped a penny from a ten story building and managed to catch it before it hit the ground. :cool:
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    1. Yeah, I kinda liked it myself Mitch.

      Luckily for me I get a lot of jokes via my emails, otherwise the series would have dried up by now.
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  2. I love your Friday funnies sire, “Just looking for concealed weapons sir”, That image is too :D :D :smile:
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  3. Twitter:
    Nice post

    I really like your jokes which are published every week. The Friday funnies is really awesome and today’s joke was also very good. When i always feel pressurized by my work I usually visit your blog and i really get relaxed .

    Nice work and keep doing it.

    Thank you for sharing.
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