Yep, it’s Friday Funnies time again, and I have a real treat for you guys. We’ll start with the ever favourite Irish joke. This one is about a bunch of Irish Daredevils!
The Irish Daredevils
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section, and Gerry says to Paddy, ‘Dat’s dem.’
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
‘Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,’ says Gerry..
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry’s truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, ‘Dis looks like a grand place..’
He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, ‘Feck dat.
Dis budgie jumping is too feck’n dangerous for me!’.
Not long after the fateful fall, Seamus arrives at Connor Pass.
He’s also been to the pet shop. Seamus walks to the edge of the cliff carrying a cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
‘Hi, Paddy, watch dis,’ Seamus says.
He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free.
He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.
Paddy watches as halfway down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.
Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits bottom and breaks every bone in his body.
Paddy shakes his head and says, ‘And I’m never trying dat parrot shooting either!’
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears.
He’s also been to the pet shop. Sean is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken.
Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more, Paddy shakes his head. ‘Feck dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrot shooting…. And now Sean and his feck’n hen gliding!’
Come on, guys; you have to admit that was bloody funny!
So much for the Irish daredevils. Now, for the next joke.
WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!
An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
”Excuse me; I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ”Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?”
”I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.”
Yeah, I know that feeling. 😆
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