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Irish Jokes Day Friday Funnies #251

  Today is Irish Jokes Day. Not for any special reason except I know how much you guys would love an Irish jokes day. I know it would be better on St. Patrick’s Day but I honestly can’t wait that long Friday Funnies Irish Jokes Day Our first Irish Jokes day joke involves the ever popular Murphy the Irishman. Murphy goes to his friend Pat and says, “I’m sleeping with the Pastors wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after services for me?” Pat doesn’t like it, but being Murphy’s longtime friend, he agrees. After the service, he starts talking to the Pastor, asking him all sorts of  stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the Pastor gets annoyed and asks Pat what he’s really up to. Pat, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Pastor. “My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he…

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Irish Funnies Friday Funnies #250

Man I really love that Friday Funnies has been around for so long. Out of all my blogs the Friday Funnies post is the one I most look forward to. Today’s Friday Funnies is #250 and once again I’m going to visit the ever popular Irish Funnies. Irish Doctor Irish Funnies A doctor in Dublin wanted to get  off work and go fishing, so he approached his  assistant “Murphy, I am going fishing  tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to  take care of the clinic and take care of all me  patients”. “Yes, sir!” answers  Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and  returns the following day and asks: “So,Murphy, how was  your day?” Murphy told him that he took care  of three patients. “The first one had a headache so he did,  so I gave him Paracetamol.” “Bravo Murphy lad, and the second  one?” asks the…

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Funny Stuff Friday Funnies #220

As the week comes to another close I look forward to posting another Friday Funnies. Last weeks Friday Funnies  was all about Sexy Sals Blonde Jokes. I’m hoping that this weeks ‘Funny Stuff’ post will turn out to be just as popular. If you enjoyed this weeks Funny Stuff post feel free to send it viral by sharing it on your favourite social media. Funny Stuff To Make You Smile/Laugh My first bit of funny stuff is about a lot of the stuff we have to put up with in the 21st Century/ WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY! Our Phones ~ Wireless Cooking ~ Fireless Cars ~ Keyless Food ~ Fatless Tires ~ Tubeless Dress ~ Sleeveless Youth ~ Jobless Leaders ~ Shameless Relationships~ Meaningless Attitude ~ Careless Wives ~ Fearless Babies ~ Fatherless Feelings ~ Heartless Education ~ Valueless Children ~ Mannerless Everything is becoming LESS In fact we…

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Friday Funnies #214 Funny Photos/Images

I thought for todays Friday Funnies I’d just post a heap of funny photos. Funny Photos To Make You Laugh The first of our funny photos series is actually banned on Facebook. It took place after Kylie accepted a stuffed bear at one of her concerts. I reckon you’ll get a kick out of the next funny photo. The next in our funny photos series displays a bit of ‘naughty’ Aussie humour  Images aside I need to keep the word count up to keep Google happy. They tell me Google likes at least 300 words and so for SEO reasons I’m including a joke to keep that word count up There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”. We’ve heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”. Do they, however, know the difference between them? Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS…

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St Patricks Day Jokes Friday Funnies #206

In honour of St Patricks day I though I’d honour it by posting some St. Patricks Day Jokes. Naturally, when I say I’m going to post some St Patricks Day Jokes I mean Irish Jokes.  St Patricks Day Jokes Loved By All Our first St Patricks Day jokes takes place in a bar. After all, where else do you expect to find an Irishman on St Patricks Day.  A young irishman sitting at a bar with his pet pig asks for a couple of drinks. The confused bartender tells him that no animals were allowed at the bar. The Irishman tells him, “Ah, but this is a very special pig. Just last week there was a fire in the house and that pig came charging out of his pen into the house and woke us all up .Then a few days later my son fell into the pool and that pig was grazing…

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Irish Blonde Joke Friday Funnies #203

Yep, it’s Friday Funnies time again and I’m about to thrill you with an Irish Blonde joke. We all know that people love to laugh at the Irish. We also know they love laughing at blonde jokes, so when I found an Irish blonde joke I knew it would be a hit. Irish Blonde Joke At The Casino An attractive blonde from Dublin arrives at the casino and bets twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.’ With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’ As the dice came to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals ‘YES, YES, I WON, I WON!’ She hugs each of the dealers and then picks up her winnings, her clothes and quickly leaves the Casino….

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Funny Irish Joke Friday Funnies #178

As Friday Funnies approaches once again I’ve decided to give you guys another funny Irish joke. Some may ask why another funny Irish joke and the answer is obvious. People love funny Irish jokes. In fact, some of the funny Irish jokes already posted on this blog are the most visited jokes in the Friday Funnies series. A word of warning though, the following funny Irish joke is of a sexual nature.  Another Funny Irish Joke A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says:  “7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown” The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him……The big guy says, “What’s wrong with you?”…

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More Irish Jokes Friday Funnies #171

It Friday Funnies time again and I’m going to give you some more Irish Jokes. I know I’ve written a lot of posts about the Irish but they’re funny, people like them and so I’m all for sharing even more Irish Jokes. More Irish Jokes To Make You Laugh  Paddy Murphy walks into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp. “What happened to you?” asks Sean, the bartender. “Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight,” says Paddy. “That little shit, O’Conner,” says Sean, “He couldn’t do that to you, he must have had something in his hand.” “That he did,” says Paddy, “a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin’ he gave me with it.” “Well,” says Sean, “you should have defended yourself, didn’t you…

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