Funny Irish Friday Funnies #340

Oh, the Funny Irish.  :tongue_laugh_ee: I don't know what it is about the Irish that folk continually make fun of them. I'm sure the Irish themselves don't always appreciate all the so-called funny Irish jokes?  :hairout_tb:  Nevertheless, there's a sleuth of funny Irish jokes out there with more appearing all the time. Take the following funny Irish joke I got in an email today. Mick & Paddy Funny Irish Altercation Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now.Paddy: Oh!Mick:  For example, do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is?Paddy:  NoMick:  He's the inventor of the phone in 1876;If you took night classes you'd know this. The  next day: Mick:  Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?Paddy:  NoMick:  He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers".If you took night classes, you'd know this. The next day....once  again: Mick:  And do you know who Jean-Jacques Rousseau is?Paddy:  NoMick:  He's the author of "The Confessions"If you took night classes, you'd know this. This  time, Paddy got irritated and said:And you Mick ... Do you know who Sean Reilly is?Mick:  No.Paddy:  He's the fellow who's bonking your wife?If you stopped going to night classes, you'd know this! Before I go, I'm going to show you my latest YouTube video, about the Funniest Top 10 babies and toddlers video. This is my first attempt at producing a funny babies video so I really hope you'll get a kick out of it. If you haven’t already, I’d be stoked if you would do me…

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Hilarious Jokes Friday Funnies #319

Folk love hilarious jokes because they like to laugh. Usually, hilarious jokes are supposed to be funnier than your every day joke. I'm hoping that you find this week's hilarious jokes funny. Hilarious Jokes For Your Entertainment The first of my hilarious jokes takes place at a dentist's office. A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 am tee time at the best golf course in town, and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!” The dentist thought to himself, "Well, well, at last, a golfer with real balls!" So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it, sir?" The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show the dentist.” The next one takes place on a cattle ranch. I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He…

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Pissing Joke Friday Funnies #303

Most of you know that I get my Friday Funnies jokes in my emails. Today I got one that was completely different from anything I've received before. My first ever pissing joke! I mean, who would ever come up with a pissing joke anyway. Probably what makes it even funny is that it involves two Irishmen and their love for beer. A Mermaid's Pissing Joke After their cruise ship sank, Two Irishman were stranded at sea in a lifeboat. Things were getting pretty desperate. They'd just run out of water when a mermaid appeared out of the blue and offered them one wish to save their lives. The Irishmen thought long and hard about it, and then Paddy shouted out,"I wish the ocean was a sea of beer." To their amazement, the ocean was turned into beer. The Irishmen got stuck into the beer thinking life was rosy again when Shamus suddenly said in dismay, "Great, now we have to piss in the boat!" Then there was this other pissing joke involving an elderly couple's visit to the doctor's office. Doctor's Funny Pissing Joke An elderly couple went to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good," answers the old man. "I'm eating well, and I'm still in control of my bowels and bladder. In fact, when I get up at night to pee, the good Lord even turns the light on for me." The doctor decides to let that last statement slide…

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