Funny Irish Logic Friday Funnies #375

You’ve got to love the funny Irish logic, especially, because funny Irish logic tends to make you laugh out loud.

Funny Irish Logic Regarding Mad Cow Disease

They never aired this particular TV interview. You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs.

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the leading cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter…

The interview was as follows…

The lady reporter: “I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease… Can you offer any reason for this disease? “

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: “Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year? “

Reporter (obviously embarrassed): “Well, sir, that’s a new piece of information…but what’s the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”

Farmer: “And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day? “

Reporter: “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point? “

Farmer: “I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day. And only screwing you once a year, wouldn’t you get mad? “

Funny Irish The program was never aired!

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On the bus, Paddy got chatting to Murphy who was carrying a bag on his back

‘What’s in the bag?’ asked Paddy

‘I’m not going to tell’, replied Murphy

‘Go on, do.’ pleaded Paddy. 

‘Ah, all right then, it’s ducks.’ announced Murphy

‘If I guess how many ducks you have in the bag, will you give me one of them?’ enquired Paddy.

‘Look’, said Murphy, ‘If you guess the correct number, I’ll give you both of them.’

‘Five!’ said Paddy triumphantly.

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Hilarious Irish Jokes Friday Funnies #353

I love hilarious Irish jokes, and I know a lot of my readers do as well. That’s why my hilarious Irish jokes are so popular with my readers. And that’s also why I’m going to add to my collection of hilarious Irish jokes with a couple more.

Hilarious Irish Jokes Court Case

My first Irish joke takes place in a courtroom.

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant… “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”

A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You bastard!”

The judge says, “You’re also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer.”

The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, “You rotten bastard!”

The judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the courtroom. “Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I’ll charge you with contempt…  Is that understood?”

Paddy stands up and says, “I’m sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years I’ve lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one.”

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This next Irish joke is a short joke, but then most Irish jokes are.

An old Irish farmer’s dog goes missing and he’s inconsolable.
His wife says “Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
“What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks.
“Here boy!” he replies.

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Funny Irish Friday Funnies #340

Oh, the Funny Irish.  :tongue_laugh_ee: I don’t know what it is about the Irish that folk continually make fun of them. I’m sure the Irish themselves don’t always appreciate all the so-called funny Irish jokes?  :hairout_tb:  

Nevertheless, there’s a sleuth of funny Irish jokes out there with more appearing all the time. Take the following funny Irish joke I got in an email today.

Mick & Paddy Funny Irish Altercation

Mick: I’ve been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now.
Paddy: Oh!
Mick:  For example, do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is?
Paddy:  No
Mick:  He’s the inventor of the phone in 1876;
If you took night classes you’d know this.

The  next day:

Mick:  Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Paddy:  No
Mick:  He’s the author of “The 3 Musketeers”.
If you took night classes, you’d know this.

The next day….once  again:

Mick:  And do you know who Jean-Jacques Rousseau is?
Paddy:  No
Mick:  He’s the author of “The Confessions”
If you took night classes, you’d know this.

This  time, Paddy got irritated and said:
And you Mick … Do you know who Sean Reilly is?
Mick:  No.
Paddy:  He’s the fellow who’s bonking your wife?
If you stopped going to night classes, you’d know this!

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