Most of you know that I get my Friday Funnies jokes in my emails. Today I got one that was completely different from anything I’ve received before. My first ever pissing joke! I mean, who would ever come up with a pissing joke anyway. Probably what makes it even funny is that it involves two Irishmen and their love for beer.
A Mermaid’s Pissing Joke
After their cruise ship sank, Two Irishman were stranded at sea in a lifeboat. Things were getting pretty desperate. They’d just run out of water when a mermaid appeared out of the blue and offered them one wish to save their lives.
The Irishmen thought long and hard about it, and then Paddy shouted out,”I wish the ocean was a sea of beer.” To their amazement, the ocean was turned into beer.
The Irishmen got stuck into the beer thinking life was rosy again when Shamus suddenly said in dismay, “Great, now we have to piss in the boat!”
Then there was this other pissing joke involving an elderly couple’s visit to the doctor’s office.
Doctor’s Funny Pissing Joke
An elderly couple went to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. “How’re you doing?” asks the doctor.
“Pretty good,” answers the old man. “I’m eating well, and I’m still in control of my bowels and bladder. In fact, when I get up at night to pee, the good Lord even turns the light on for me.”
The doctor decides to let that last statement slide and goes to check on the man’s wife. “How’re you feeling?” he asks.
“Pretty good, no complaints at all” answers the old woman. “I’ve got heaps of energy, and I’m not feeling any pain.”
The doctor says, “That’s nice. It’s good to see you and your husband doing so well. Something is bothering me though! Your husband mentioned that when he gets up to pee at night,’ the good Lord turns the light on for him’. Do you have any idea what he means?”
“Oh shit,” she says, “He’s pissing in the refrigerator again.”
Talking about pissing jokes you’re going to love this video.
And they say men can’t multi-task!
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