Donald Trump Jokes

Hopefully, today’s Donald Trump jokes won’t offend my American friends. It’s not like I’ve made these jokes up myself you know, I get them in emails which I store for just such an occasion. Besides, Trump only has himself to blame. I reckon he should spend less time on Twitter and more time looking after the States.

Donald Trump Jokes To Make You LOL

During a dull White House Dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with Governor of New York Andrew Cuomo,

Donald Trump Jokes

“I bought Donald a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Donald has already taught him to say over two hundred words!”

“Very impressive,” said Cuomo, “but, you do realise he speaks the words. He doesn’t understand what they all mean.”

“Oh, I know”, replied Melania, “but neither does the parrot.”

I wasn’t expecting that at all. If you thought that was funny wait until you read the second of my Donald Trump jokes.

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