Funny Weight Loss Jokes

Today’s Friday Funnies is about funny weight loss jokes. My latest laughaholics video, the Funny Side Of Losing Weight was the inspiration for today’s post. Please head on over to watch the video, and I appreciate any support you give.

The first of today’s funny weight loss jokes is about a report which is circulating that being overweight is good for you.

News Report Being Overweight Benefits

A new report suggests that being overweight is not as harmful as is commonly believed, and confers some surprising benefits.


Being five to ten pounds overweight could protect people from ailments ranging from tuberculosis to Alzheimer’s disease, research indicates. Those carrying 15 to 25 extra pounds are better able to recover from adverse conditions such as emphysema, pneumonia, and various injuries and infections state the report.

Thirty to forty pounds of flab could help fend off breast, kidney, pancreatic, prostate, and colon cancer. And an extra fifty pounds on the scale may improve eyesight, reverse baldness, cure a common cold, and reduce global warming.

In general, the report concludes, overweight people are happier, more successful in business, smarter, and friendlier.

The study was funded by a research grant from McDonald’s, Burger King, Jack in the Box, Taco Bell, Domino’s Pizza, Starbucks, Haagen Dazs, Sara Lee, and Krispy Kreme.

Funny Weight Loss Jokes Meme

If you’re serious about losing weight, you had best do your research so that you don’t get ripped off. This funny weight loss meme is a perfect example.

Funny Weight Loss Jokes

Diet Coke Joke More Weight Loss Jokes

Two blondes who are watching their weight decided to split a can of Diet Coke. One blonde opens the can, and pours half the contents into her own glass, and the other half into her friend’s glass. 

Before tossing the can, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the side. “‘Only one calorie per can’,” she read aloud. “Hmm,” murmured the other blonde. “I wonder which glass has the calorie?” 

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