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Friday Funnies # 21 The Way A Woman’s Mind Works

Welcome to this weeks Friday’s Funnies readers but before I tickle your funny bone I want to thank all my kind readers for emailing their jokes and explain to them why I haven’t included them as part of the Friday Funnies series. Simply put, I didn’t find them funny enough.  :ponder: If they don’t make me laugh then it’s not good enough for my readers. Keep sending them though because the moment I use one of your jokes I will link to your site within that post.

When I first started the series I thought it would be a simple copy and past procedure with a little added blurb by yours truly for SEO purposes as well as a way of introducing the posts. Man, if only it was that easy. It takes time to go through them all deleting the ones that aren’t funny and putting the others in the ‘possibly’ funny pile. Not to mention the extra joke I send to all my subscribers.  Still, even though it does take a lot of work its all worth it because I love all the feedback I get from you guys.

OK, enough banter, lets get on with the joke telling.

A Woman’s Mind At Work

A man wakes up at the Austin Hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the Hume Highway.

You’re going to be ok, you’ll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn’t find it.”

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, “You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis.

They work great but they don’t come cheap. It’s roughly $1000 an inch.”

The man perks up. “So,” the doctor says, “You must decide how many inches you want.

But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife.

If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It’s important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision.”

The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day, “So, have you spoken with your wife?”

“Yes I have,” says the man.

“And has she helped you make a decision?”

“Yes” says the man.

“What is your decision?” asks the doctor.

“We’re getting granite benchtops.”

Yeah, you just have to love how the woman’s mind work don’t you  :hairout_tb:   :drunk_tb:

Now for the video portion of Fridays Funnies. I have to warn you there is quite a bit of profanity in this clip, so much so I’m surprised the commercial ever went live, but it’s done really well and I absolutely loved it. Just to se the scene it has to do with the iPhone’s Siri capabilities and how the Scottish are finding that Siri is having a lot of trouble with the Scottish accent.

Apple Scotland – iPhone commercial For Siri

That’s it guys, but before I go I’m going to leave this cute letter to God from an innocent child. Man, you have to love them don’t you?

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This Post Has 28 Comments

  1. hahahahahaha….what I should say after reading your joke ? I really don’t have any idea to say to you because I just can laugh and laugh like hell….hahahahahahaha

    1. Glad you liked it Hendarto, perhaps you could share it with your FaceBook or Twitter friends, or something? :wink_ee:

  2. The Video on Apple Scotland is absolutely hilarious! Just comes to show the demographic areas apple have to resolve in order to achieve a more international name for their products – Like Siri for an example.

    1. I know, I’ve watched it more than once and each time I watch it I can’t help laughing :lol_ee:

  3. sometimes women can be so unpredicatable. this was rather hilarious, i am still rolling on the floor laughing. when it comes to using brains, there mind serioyusly works out of the box. that may even mean there brain comes out of its box when it needs to be used for something. lol.. jokes…

    1. Yep, obviously the marble bench tops was more importan than the sex so maybe the sex wasn’t that good in the first place. :wink_ee:

  4. lol. That’s what he gets for discussing such an important matter with his wife. The Scotland iphone commercial was pretty awesome too. It’s pretty cool that they still did the commercial with the swearing. I just wonder where they are able to televise it like that.

    1. Yeah, he should have known how much women like surprises. :jitters: Then again, maybe he knew his wife wouldn’t appreciate a few more inches :ponder:


  5. Twitter:
    Apple Scotland; now that’s just wrong but ohhh, so funny! I knew the first joke, and the image from the child is cute, but the end of that video made me laugh out loud. And that’s what Friday Funnies is all about. :homage:
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    1. You’re darn tootin’ Mitch, that’s what Friday Funnies is all about. I knew you would like it.

  6. Hahahah……Sire this one is really awesome.Hope he will buy Granite benchtops others his life will be in danger again. :)
    And the video is pretty good,may be siri will reconsider their technology.. :)

    1. I reckon it would be pretty hard for Siri to work out all the accents they’re going to come across.

  7. Sire,

    Love the joke! Pretty sure that’s one where the wife doesn’t get to help with the decision. (Don’t tell my wife I said that.)

    Siri is fun to mess with. Loved that video!
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    1. Tell you what Derek, if I was in that situation there’s no way my wife be getting any granite bench tops but I have no problems with getting another inch or so :laugh_tb:

  8. your story about “A Woman’s Mind At Work” is mind blowing.

    The Video on Apple Scotland is absolutely amazing, it was Just showing the demographic areas apple have to resolve in order to achieve a more international name for their products

    1. Hey Diaz, there would be a whole lot of areas that would cause Apple problems. Perhaps they should build a learning feature into it? :thumbup_ee:

  9. I’m also surprised that the commercial ever went live, with such a magnitude of profanity how do the underage get to be enticed to buy the product?How did it pass the censorship boards?

    1. I’m not, I’ve seen a lot worse :smoke_tb:

  10. Oh! I needed that! Funny indeed. I had been having a lousy week and just been having some problems with work etc. Its great to stumble across this site. Made me laugh. Besides that there is other informative stuff too. thanks for the posts.

    1. Glad I was able to cheer you up a bit.

  11. I chuckled at that one Peter :thumbup_ee: I’m tempted to post my favourite jokes right here but maybe you wouldn’t post them later? Besides you already know one of my favourites, the one with the three wheeler car trying to overtake the Porche (I think you had it as a Ferrari), that’s my best one. I shall have a think and send you over any that I think are worthy of your Friday Funnies spot. :smile:

    1. So glad you liked it Roz and I’ll be waiting with baited breath for your jokes to arrive. :pretty_please:

  12. I had already read the story bur didn’t mind reading it again. It is so funny that it makes me laugh every time I hear the joke. The letter from the kid was just too sweet. Hope someone cleared his doubt. The video as usual was excellent and hilarious I must really compliment you on your selections. Week after week you manage to get the best jokes and videos for us.

    1. And as long as people keep enjoying the posts I’ll keep pushing them out.

  13. I wouldn’t have talked that over with my wife and got myself a nine-incher! Every woman likes upgrades! Thanks for the great post!

    1. Yeah, something like that I would have made the decision on my own. Oh, usually people tweet great posts. :wink_ee:

  14. I personally really do not understand the mindset of a woman, she is more often say “no” to agree instead of “yes”. Maybe woman are beings who desperately need attention. BTW I was pleased with your video.
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    1. Who does erwin, and as long as you liked something.

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