Irishman Goes To His Doctor

Because I know how much you guys love Irish jokes, Today’s Friday Funnies is an Irishman goes to his doctor joke. But, before we get to that, I want to share two videos with you. The first is my Funny Golf Joke which has skyrocketed to over 17k views, and it won’t be long before it hits 20K! The second video is my latest Irish joke, and this one is a funny Irish Alzheimer joke. Now that we have that out of the way let us get on with today’s Irishman goes to his doctor joke.

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Funny Irishman Goes To His Doctor Joke

An Irishman goes to the doctor, who, after examining him, says, “Paddy, you have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I think it will be okay.”

After the doctor gives Paddy the tablets Paddy asks, “Do I have to take them every day?”

“No,” replies the doctor, “take one on Monday, skip Tuesday, take one on Wednesday, skip Thursday and go on like that”.

“Two weeks later, the doctor is walking down the street, and he sees Paddy’s wife. “Hello, Mrs Murphy,” he says, “how’s your husband?”

“Oh he died of a heart attack,” says Mrs Murphy.

“I’m very sorry to hear that,” says the doctor, “I was sure that if he took those tablets he would be all right.”

“Oh the tablets were fine,” says Mrs Murphy, “It was all the bloody skipping that killed him!”

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Doctor Jokes

Hey guys, welcome to today’s Friday Funnies post about doctor jokes. As all my Fridays Funnies are, today’s doctor jokes post is thanks to the many jokes emails I receive daily.

The Cardiologist Doctor Jokes

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A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of an LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was waiting for the service manager to look at his car. The mechanic shouted to the waiting, cardiologist, “Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?”

A bit surprised, the cardiologist walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a dirty rag and asked, “So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.

So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing the same work?”

The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic, “Try doing it while the engine is running”.

Doctor Jokes And The Elderly

There are times when, as a patient, for whatever reason, you misinterpret what the doctor has been saying to you. Patients misinterpreting their doctors happens a lot when the patients are elderly. Take the next joke as a prime example.

Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: “You’re doing great, aren’t you?”

Morris replied: “Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”

The doctor said: “I didn’t say that. I said, You’ve got a heart murmur – be careful.”

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