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DEA Friday Funnies #97 Killer Video

Hey Guys, welcome to 2014 and the first Friday Funnies for the year  :clap_tb: What I find truly amazing is that this is the 97th Friday Funnies post! When I first started this series I never thought that it would last this long. For todays Friday Funnies post I’m going to introduce you to what some may consider the arrogance of authority. The following excerpt refers to an arrogant DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration).

The Arrogant DEA Official

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”

The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there…..”, as he pointed out a distant location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, ” Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go
wherever I f**king wish…. on ANY land!! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear…… do you understand???”DEA Badge

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher’s enormous Santa Gertrudis bull……

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that the officer would be gruesomely gored before he reached safety. The man was clearly terrified.

The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs…..

“Your badge…….. show him your F**king BADGE!!”

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  1. Hello,

    First time visitor. I enjoyed your blog and found somethings that can make me a fan of your blog. Keep up the good work.

    1. Hey Richard. Friday Funnies is a regular post on this blog. I hope to see you again.
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  2. Hi Sire, this Friday funnies being the very first one of this year had to be good and I must say you have done well. As far as the DEA joke is concerned, it is a known fact that people in authority tend to boss around. They want others to give them royal treatment. Although they pay for it sometimes, like in the joke you shared.
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    1. Hey Rey, as it turns out this post has broken all records as far as views go for such a small time frame. It’s good to know that it has been so popular.
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    Good quality humour as usual Sire. Your Friday Funnies have continued for some time now. Worth a laugh or three.

  4. This is a great idea to have a regular feature once a week. So much to learn from everywhere around. I’ll surely visit just for some laughs. Keep up the good work Sire.

  5. LMAO. I couldn’t stop laughing imagining what had actually happened to the Arrogant official. I guess the bull doesn’t recognize a badge. ha ha ha. This story tells us we could never impress everyone, even bulls. :) Thanks for this funny story!

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