As Friday rolls around once again it means so many things to so many people but to those of you who come to this blog every week on a Friday, it means one thing. That’s right, it’s Fridays Funnies time and today is the eleventh in the series. I’m happy to say that even though it started off a little slow it seems to be picking up momentum and that is confirmed by a lot of the emails I’ve been getting. Having said that I’m left wondering why some people say they loved the joke so much that they’re going to share it with their friends but then they forget to Tweet it or even to FaceBook Like it.
But you’re not here to listen to me winge and complain. Nope! You’re here to be entertained, especially because it’s Fridays Funnies Time.
I decided to write a Poem For Halloween the night of frights because Halloween is all about kids dressing up as ghosts, witches, Frankenstein and anything else that may be related to scaring people and then going about the trick or treat routine. Halloween is about kids who knock on doors begging for a treat, and generally, people would give them a sweet or something for their efforts. A lot of folks even decorate their homes for Halloween to give it a scary look.
Keeping in line with the Halloween theme, I thought I would post a poem about a scary night when you’re home alone. It may well fall on the night of Halloween itself with all the trick or treating going on, and it’s time to watch a spooky movie. I have to admit though that this time I just had to end the poem with a bit of a twist.
Home Alone On Halloween
Home alone on a dark, windy night Going to watch horror movies to get a fright Stick a film in the DVD player Got me some chips, and a dip for flavour.
Turned the lights out and settled down Sitting on the lounge in my nightgown. The movie’s scary I’m crouching low. When’s the scary part coming, I don’t know.
A screeching sound scares me out of my mind. I jump right up leaving my skin behind. It’s only a moment before my skin comes back, Hitting my body with a blood-curdling crack.
I go into the kitchen for the carving knife I need a weapon in case I meet some strife I creep into the lounge, the movie still playing When suddenly there’s some screeching baying
All of a sudden my heart’s in my throat I can’t breathe I’m starting to choke With some effort I push it down I must find out what’s making that sound
I creep into the master bedroom It’s dark and scary, will I meet my doom A sound of water from the bathroom I hear Is there a ghoulish fiend lurking near
The screeching starts, I can not bear it I must stop it before my mind it splits I raise the knife its blade a gleaming I must stop that damn awful screaming.
I open the door just a crack To see the fiend, I must attack My jaw drops, eyes open wide in shock My wife is back she beat the clock
That awful sound was her singing That grating sound my ears a ringing The horror movie that I had found Would be much better if it used that sound.
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