Walks In Bar Joke

Because my last Bar jokes post went so well I thought I would do another Walks In Bar Joke post. However, before I get into today’s funny walks in bar joke, I would love you to head over and watch my latest Laughaholics video, Funny Guitar Playing Joke. A thumbs up and share on that post would be really appreciated. 👌

Funniest Walks In Bar Joke

A muscular bloke walks into a bar and orders a beer. After the barman hands him the beer, he says, ” I hope you don’t mind my saying, but you have an incredible physique, but for some reason, you have a small head. How can that be?”

The big guy nods slowly, gazing into his beer. It is evident that he’s this question had been asked on multiple occasions.

“It all came about on one of my hunting trips. I got lost in the woods when I heard someone crying for help. I looked around and couldn’t see anyone until I noticed the sound was coming from a frog which was sitting by a stream. I picked up the frog and was shocked when it spoke to me. It said, “Kiss me! Kiss me, and I will turn in to a genie, and I will grant you three wishes.”

“So, I looked around to make sure I was alone and then I kissed the frog. Suddenly the frog turned into a beautiful naked woman.

She said, “You now have earned yourself three wishes.

I looked at my pathetic skinny body, and I said, “I wish for a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger.”

She whispered some spell, and instantly I burst out of my clothes, my new body so huge it was no longer able to support my clothes. I stood in front of her as naked as a newborn babe.

She looked at me, approvingly and said, “What will be your second wish?”

I gazed upon her voluptuous body, and I replied, “I wish to have hot sex with you, right here by the stream.”

She nodded, lay down and beckoned to me. We made love for what seemed like hours. Later, as we lay there naked and sweaty from all the lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, “You still have one wish. What will it be?”

I looked at her expectantly and said, “What about a little head?”

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That’s it, guys. I hope you enjoyed this week’s Friday Funnies! Don’t forget to check out some of my other hilarious Friday Funnies. You’ll also get heaps of laughs watching some of my funny videos. Not to mention my latest Two Flies Walk Into A Bar Joke.

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    Sim

    HAHAHAHAH Ok, that’s a good one and totally typical of the male mind! 😉
    I have to admit that I am terrible at remembering jokes, I’ve heard some absolute corkers over the years but life happens and they are forgotten. I will try and remember this as I have a few friends who will chuckle at this! Sim x

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      Peter

      G’day Sim, now, that has to be short for something 😉 I am so glad you liked the joke. I’ve always liked telling jokes and making people laugh. You should head over to my Laughaholics whenever you need a pick-me-up. I do a joke every week and I’m sure there’s something there you will like.

      Thanks for taking the time to comment.

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    Kevin

    Thanks for the Tuesday laugh! Your site is great!

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      Peter

      Thanks, Kevin, I’m glad you liked it.

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      Peter

      Thanks, Asmat, I’m glad you liked the joke.

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