For today’s Friday Funnies, I’ve decided to post an Aussie love poem. You could say my YouTube playlist Poems You Will Love was a source of inspiration for today’s post. I like writing poems, and I will be adding more to that playlist. I’ve also started another poem playlist called Religious Poems which at the moment only has one poem, A Child Of God.
Without further ado, I present to you today’s Aussie Love poem.
Funny Aussie Love Poem
Of course I love ya darlin You’re a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you’re gorgeous I mean every single word
You all know I love funny Irish jokes. I also know I’m not the only one who likes funny Irish jokes. That’s why funny Irish jokes occur so often on this blog, to appease my avid readers. Two of my more favourite funny Irish jokes is Sexy Sal’s Blonde Joke & Irish Humor FF #62
Funny Irish Jokes That Makes You Laugh
An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for two beers. He then pulls a small green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts him on the counter.
As the Irishman is drinking his drink, the green man is drinking the other. An Englishman having had a few too many beverages says, “Hey, what’s that little green thing down there?”
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The green man runs down the bar gives the Englishman a raspberry, “SPLBLBLBLT!,” right in the face and runs back to the Irishman.
The Englishman mops himself off and says to the Irishman, “Hey, what is that thing, anyway?”
The Irishman replies, “Have some respect. He’s a leprechaun.”
“Oh, all right.” the Englishman says sullenly. They all go
back to drinking beer.
An hour or so later, the incredibly drunk Englishman says,
“Boy, that leprechaun sure is an ugly little bastard!”
The leprechaun runs down the bar and gives the Englishman a raspberry again, “SPLBLBLBLBT!”
This time the Englishman angrily says, “Tell that leprechaun that if he does that again, I’ll chop his
willie right off, I will!” he shouts.
“You can’t do that,” says the Irishman. “Leprechauns don’t have willies.”
“How do they pee, then?” asks the Englishman.
“They don’t,” says the Irishman. “They go SPLBLBLBLBT.
Finally, I have a 3 Funny Irish jokes videos for you as well.
Why not head over to YouTube and check out my Funny Toilet Paper video. If you love to laugh, there are my Laughaholics videos. There are some hilarious videos there that I know you’ll get a kick out off. You’ll especially love my latest Funny Irish Baptism video. While you’re there why not join my growing YouTube Channel. As you know I’m always looking for new subscribers so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel.
G’ day fellow readers and welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies’ In last weeks Friday Funnies post, Five Older Ladies, I introduced you to Sexy Sal! I’m happy to say that she was a real hit. So much so that she is going to be a regular on Friday Funnies. I’m hoping that you guys get behind her and do all you can to promote her to your friends and associates. You can do this by sharing her jokes on Pinterest, Facebook, Tweeting and any other of your social circles.
Who Is Sexy Sal
The question on everyone’s lips is who exactly is Sexy Sal? Well, to the best of my knowledge Sexy Sal is the sexy cyber woman who loves to tell blonde jokes. Come to think of it; we tend to think alike and even laugh at all the same jokes. Unlike me, though, she is not the shy type and loves it when people talk about her and her jokes. Nothing pleases her more than to be shared around on Facebook or Pinterest. Yep, Sexy Sal isn’t the shy type, not by any means.
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