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I got some emails that all has something to do with heaven or hell. They were pretty funny which is why I’ve called this post Funny Side Of Heaven Or Hell.

Funny Side of Heaven Or Hell #1

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, Or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?”

And then she went back to reading her book.

Funny Side Of Heaven Or Hell #2

Funny Side Of Heaven Or HellAn old lady dies and goes to Heaven. On arriving, she’s chatting with Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates when suddenly she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams!

Seeing her alarm, Saint Peter says soothingly: “Don’t worry about that, it’s just one of the new
arrivals having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades to fit her wings.”

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on chatting with Saint Peter. A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.

“Oh my Goodness,” exclaims the old lady, “Now what’s happening to her?”

“Not to worry,” replies Saint Peter, “She’s just having her head drilled to fit her halo.”

“I can’t do this,” says the old lady, “I’m going down to Hell instead.”

“You can’t go to that nasty place,” says Saint Peter, “You’ll be raped and sexually abused.”

“Maybe so,” replies the old lady, “But I’ve already got the holes for that.”

And so ends another Friday Funnies. Don’t forget to make your friends smile by sharing this with them.  :drunk_tb:

 

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For this Friday Funnies I though I would thrill you with a naughty little Johnny joke. I figured why not seeing as how everybody loves a naughty little Johnny joke, right?  :thumbup_ee:

As usual this naughty Little Johnny joke takes place at school.

Naughty Little Johnny Joke To Make You Laugh

Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them  thinking.

“Okay class. Now I’m going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off.” said the teacher.

‘Who is credited with writing the phrase, ‘To be or not to be, that is the question’?” asked the teacher.

Little Pham Lam Nguyen at the front of the class called out, ‘Shakespeare’. ‘Well done!’ said the teacher, ‘You can have Monday off.

” ‘No thank you Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday studying hard.’ said Little Pham Lam Nguyen. ‘Well okay,’ said the teacher.

The next quote is, “I had a dream!” Little Fri Sum Kat also at the front yelled out “I bereiva it was Martin Ruther King!” “Well done!” said the teacher. ‘You can have Monday off”

“No thanka you miss I am of Chinese oligin and we also do not take time offa school.

Education is evelything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying hard too.” said little Fri Sum Kat. ‘Okay,’ said the teacher.

Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, “F***ing Asians!” “Who said that?” yelled the teacher in an angry tone.  “Donald Trump!” yelled little Johnny. “See ya Tuesday ………..”

Yeah, you just have to love a naughty little Johnny joke  :tongue_laugh_ee:

Here’s another one for you!

naughty little johnny joke

And finally, I have naughty little Johnny featuring in a video :wink_ee:

If you enjoyed that video why not head on over to YouTube and give it a thumbs up!

Don’t forget to share this weeks Friday Funnies with your friends  :drunk_tb:

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Cheap Smartwatch From EZ eSports Store


If you’re a regular reader of my blog you know how much I love watches. Even though I have a smartphone and everything I still wear a watch because it’s so much easier to look at my watch than it is to dig the smartphone out of my pocket.

WTC-L38 cheap SmartWatch-Sapphire-screen-heart-rate-monitor-Message-Reminder-call-Smart-Watch-gear-2-smartI’ve actually done a few posts on watches from a Flud Men’s Boombox Watch to a Casio men’s watch. Because I’m such a bells and whistles gadget type of guy I’m currently wearing a watch that has a built in TV remote. How cool is that? You wouldn’t believe how much fun I have changing channels and the volume whiles family and friends are trying to work out who’s controlling the TV!  :devil_tb:

What I have always wanted though was a smartwatch. The problem is most of the smartwatches  are way too expensive. That’s when I went to my Sports Store to see if I had a cheap smartwatch.

As it turns how they had quite a few smartwatches and after going through all of them I found a cheap smartwatch that I just had to have.

Cheap Smartwatch That’s Also A Sports Watch

You can see the cheap smartwatch that I fell in love with in the image above. This link will take you to the cheap smartwatch page that tells you all about this cheap smartwatch.

Some of the things I love about it is;

  • It’s also a sports watch with heart monitor and many other features including a step counter.
  • It will connect to my smartphone notifying me of messages and calls.
  • It will allow me to answer calls as well as dial
  • Has a camera
  • It has an IR remote so that I can still work my TV using my cheap smartwatch!

How cool is that? That’s why I wasted no time in buying it. It’s now in transit and I just can’t wait until it arrives. Once it does you can be assured that I’ll be writing a review on it.

Seriously, if you’re looking for a cheap smart watch you should check out the WTC L14 wearable Smartwatch. As I’ve only covered some of it’s many features you should check it out at my EZ eSports Store.

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