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Funny Stuff Friday Funnies #220


As the week comes to another close I look forward to posting another Friday Funnies. Last weeks Friday Funnies  was all about Sexy Sals Blonde Jokes. I’m hoping that this weeks ‘Funny Stuff’ post will turn out to be just as popular. If you enjoyed this weeks Funny Stuff post feel free to send it viral by sharing it on your favourite social media.

Funny Stuff To Make You Smile/Laugh

My first bit of funny stuff is about a lot of the stuff we have to put up with in the 21st Century/


Our Phones ~ Wireless
Cooking ~ Fireless
Cars ~ Keyless
Food ~ Fatless
Tires ~ Tubeless
Dress ~ Sleeveless
Youth ~ Jobless
Leaders ~ Shameless
Relationships~ Meaningless
Attitude ~ Careless
Wives ~ Fearless
Babies ~ Fatherless
Feelings ~ Heartless
Education ~ Valueless
Children ~ Mannerless
Everything is becoming LESS
In fact we are ~ speechless
Our Government is ~ Clueless

but our hopes are~ Endless.

What makes this little bit of funny stuff is that a lot of it is so true and if you really think about it, some of the points made are a little sad.

Now for some Irish Funny Stuff!more funny stuff irish jokes

Funny Stuff Irish Jokes

I really like the next bit of funny stuff.

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Our next bit of funny stuff involves and old couple in church. I love this one.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

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Next our funny stuff takes us back home where a grandson questions his grand mother.

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Before presenting my last funny piece, something that I know you’re going to love, I want to point out that all the images on this post were created with the aid of The Creator,

And so, for our final piece of Friday Funnies….

Baby’s First Doctor Visit

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the
baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

‘Breast-fed,’ she replied…

‘Well, strip down to your waist,’ the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get
dressed, the doctor said, ‘No wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk.’

‘I know,’ she said, ‘I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came.’

Have a great weekend guys and don’t forget to share this post with friends and family.

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It’s been quite some time since I’ve posted some funny Sexy Sals blonde jokes so I thought I would dedicate this weeks Friday Funnies to a whole heap of really funny Sexy Sals jokes! Before I do that though it’s best, for SEO purposes, that I actually post some really funny blonde jokes.

A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn’t sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her blonde friend from next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size.

“Buffy,” she said, “How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?”

“Ten,” said Buffy.

So the blonde bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but she had 2 rolls leftover. “Buffy,” she said. “I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I’ve got 2 leftover!”
“Yes,” said Buffy. “So did I.”

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Our next funny blonde joke involves 2 blondes, one of them a cop.

A blonde was speeding in a 25 mile per hour residental zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over. The female police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde’s driver’s license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, “What does a driver’s license look like?’

Irritated, the blonde cop said, “Don’t be a smart ass!, it’s got your picture on it!”

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, “Aha! This must be my driver’s license”, then handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, “You’re free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this.”

really funny blonde jokesOK, now it’s time for Sexy Sal to strut her stuff!

Funny Sexy Sals Blonde Jokes

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funny sexy sals blonde jokesThat’s it for this weeks funniest blonde jokes.

Looking for something else to read? How about my latest smartwatch review?

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Funny Stories Friday Funnies #218


Friday Funnies funny storiesWe all love funny stories don’t we? I know I do and I’m sure a lot of you out there love funny stories as well.

Apparently this is a true story and happened at a New York Airport.

As far as funny stories go this is hilarious.

I reckon an award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

Funny Stories At The Airport

A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled.

A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said,

“I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”

The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.”

The passenger was unimpressed.

He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear,


Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone.

“May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal..

“We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14.”

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, “F*** You!” Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get in line for that, too.”

Don’t you just hate people like that bloke and don’t you just love those that know how to put them  in their place? I know I do.

Please help to brighten someone else’s day by sharing this post. Also, if you want more laughs you’ll love some of the best sport jokes.

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