Do Lawyers Lie Friday Funnies #354

Have you ever asked yourself the question, ‘Do lawyers lie? I’m sure there are quite a few folks out there that ask themselves, do lawyers lie.

Do Lawyers Lie A Story Told

A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.

When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place.

He couldn’t say he had no children, because he couldn’t lie (as we all know, lawyers cannot, and do not lie). So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.

 He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent. He loved one of the homes, and the price was right.

The agent asked, “How many children do you have?”

He answered, “Twelve.”

The agent asked, “Where are the others?”

The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look,  answered, “They’re in the cemetery with their mother.”

It’s not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words,  and don’t forget, most politicians are 

I found this little saying whilst searching the internet a while back and I used the Creator to put this little meme together.

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Hilarious Irish Jokes Friday Funnies #353

I love hilarious Irish jokes, and I know a lot of my readers do as well. That’s why my hilarious Irish jokes are so popular with my readers. And that’s also why I’m going to add to my collection of hilarious Irish jokes with a couple more.

Hilarious Irish Jokes Court Case

My first Irish joke takes place in a courtroom.

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant… “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”

A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You bastard!”

The judge says, “You’re also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer.”

The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, “You rotten bastard!”

The judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the courtroom. “Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I’ll charge you with contempt…  Is that understood?”

Paddy stands up and says, “I’m sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years I’ve lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one.”

Hilarious Irish Jokes

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This next Irish joke is a short joke, but then most Irish jokes are.

An old Irish farmer’s dog goes missing and he’s inconsolable.
His wife says “Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
“What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks.
“Here boy!” he replies.

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Funny Kids Friday Funnies #352

Todays Friday funnies is all about funny kids and some of the funny stuff that they do like the following funny kids’ story.

Funny Kids Stories Make You Laugh

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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper.


“Is your daddy home?”

Small voice whispered,“Yes, he’s out in the garden,”

“May I talk with him?”

The child whispered,“No.”

So the boss asked, “Well, is your Mommy there?” 

“Yes, she’s out in the garden too.”  

The boss asked; “May I talk with her?” 

Again the ‘No’.

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?”

“Yes”, whispered the child, “a policeman.” 

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”

“No, He’s busy,” whispered the child. 

“Busy doing what?”

“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men.” 

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, “What is that noise?” 

“It’s a helicopter” answered the whispering voice. 

“What is going on there?” demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

“The search team just landed a helicopter.”

“A search team?” said the boss “What are they searching for?”

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle…“ME”

Another Funny Kids Story

I remember a story about a dad and his young son in a hardware store. He’d been pestered by his son about having to go to the loo and just told him to wait. Not long after he was horrified to see his son peeing in one of the display toilets. I reckon the kid must have thought it was his lucky daying seeing such a collection of loos. 😂

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