Just Joking Around Friday Funnies #157

It’s time for another Friday Funnies and for this edition I thought I would try a series of jokes and so I called this post Just Joking Around,

Just Joking Around #1

This first joke is about a wife who’s decided she’s better off leaving her husband and taking up the oldest profession, that of a prostitute.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, “What are you doing?”

She answers, “I’m moving to Nevada!  I heard that prostitutes there get paid $400.00 for what I’m doing for YOU for FREE!”

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he’s going, he replies, “I’m coming, too. I want to see how you live on $800.00 a year.”

Just Joking Around #2 

This next one is a good one too.

Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Walmart when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy,”Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”

The young guy says, “That’s OK, it’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”

The old guy says, “Well, maybe I can help you find her. what does she look like?”

The young guy says, “Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom…wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?’

To which the old guy says, “Doesn’t matter, let’s look for yours.

And you know what? I bet the old guy wasn’t joking around either.  :lol_ee:

And for my last bit of just joking around I have a little Irish humour for you.

Just Joking Around Irish Humour

That’s it for this weeks Friday Funnies folks. As always don’t forget to share it with your mates. :wink:

Two Blonde Genies Friday Funnies #156


Two Blonde Genies Grant Three Wishes

two blonde genies

Blondes come in many shape and forms. Probably the most famous blonde genie would have to be Barbara Eden in the I dream of Genie Series, speaking of which you can actually buy the I Dream of Jeannie: The Complete Series.

If you remember that series you would know that she was a typical blonde. That brings to todays Friday Funnies about two blonde genies.

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the two blonde genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, he’s in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.

Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills.

Then, there’s a knock at the door. . . He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he’s dead.

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it’s the two blonde genies.

One blonde genie says to the other one,” I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me.”

I don’t know about you but I wasn’t prepared for that punchline at all.

Hope you liked this weeks Friday Funnies about two blonde genies. If you did why not share it with your friends.

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Importance of Internal Linking

I’ve written about internal links before but I’ve never really explained what internal links are. This was stupid of me because there could be a lot of newbies out there who have no idea what I’m taking about. Simply put an internal link connects one page of your blog or website to a different page on the same site. The image below shows internal linking in its most simplified form.

internal linking

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Why you should do this will become evident as you read this post.

5 Reasons For Internal Linking

  1. Makes Google happy: Internal linking makes Google happy. Google likes internal linking when it’s done properly. This means you don’t just link to other pages within your blog/website for the sake of it. All internal links must add to the readers experience by enhancing the informative value of the post. Sending them to a completely unrelated article will only upset them losing you a possible follower.
  2. SEO or Search Engine Optimisation. This would be one of the most important reasons because getting your SEO right increases your traffic which in turn increased your potential for making money.
  3. Decreases your bounce rate. The bounce rate of a site is the percentage of people who leave your site after viewing only one page. Supplying relevant internal links will encourage your readers to explore more of your site decreasing your bounce rate.
  4. Increasing the time on your site. The longer a person spends on your site the better.The message sent to Google by people ‘bouncing’ straight away is that it hold little or no interesting relevant information. I’m sure this is used in Google’s algorithms which will hurt a sites SEO.
  5. It enhances a users experience while visiting a site. The more relevant information you can supply a reader the better. Linking to relevant information within your site will fulfil this important requirement.

So, internal linking is more than just SEO. It also gives the readers the best experience while visiting your site. And isn’t that the most important factor?  :thumbup_ee:

 

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