Irish Humour Friday Funnies #117

OK, technically I missed the Friday Funny post yesterday, but honestly, it’s not my fault. You see I had this movie ticket that expired yesterday and not wanting to throw good money away I decided to use it. And so I went to the local cinema and watched X-Men, Days Of Future Past, in 3D too. I was a really cool movie. The when I cam home I had to work on the shower to prepare it for todays sealing work.

OK! Enough of that, on with this weeks Friday Funnies, albeit it’s being posted on Saturday.  :tongue_laugh_ee: Seeing how we all like a bit of Irish Humour. I know this to be true because my Friday Funnies Irish jokes have always proved to be really popular. :thumbup_ee:  

Irish Humour

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.

He thought to himself, “It’s certainly not a ship”

As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.

Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, “Tell me, how long has it been since you’ve had a good cigar?”

“Ten years,” replied the amazed Irishman.

With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.

He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. “Faith and begorrah,” said the castaway, “that is so good! I’d almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!”

“And how long has it been since you’ve had a drop of good Bushmill’s Irish Whiskey?” asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, “Ten years.”

Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.

He opened the flask and took a long drink.. ” ‘Tis nectar of the gods!” shouted the Irishman. ” ‘Tis truly fantastic!!!” Read the rest of this entry

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Affiliate Products What Is Their Failing

I’m sure you’ve read on more than one blog how the best way to make money is to have something to sell. They will then go on to tell you that even though you don’t have a product of your own, you can promote other peoples products as an affiliate. All true but while you can make money promoting other people’s products the amount of money you can make from promoting an affiliate product is very limited!

Let’s look at an affiliate marketer who has a list with a thousand subscribers. He’s just started using a new theme and he excitedly emails his subscribers telling them how great his new theme is. Let’s say that 10% of his subscribers click on the link. That means 100 people are now checking out his affiliate product. Now let’s say that 10% of those follow through and buy the theme. So out of the thousand subscribers he has made 10 sales! Now what?

In desperation he will email his list again, and again trying to sell the same product. After several attempts and banging his head against his keyboard he decides to promote other affiliate products thereby flooding his subscribers with more and more emails. This explains why you get so many of these emails in your inbox.

The Problem With Affiliate Products

This is true even of the so called pro bloggers. I’ve seen some who have promoted a particular theme saying it was the best ever theme. Then some time later I notice they now have a new theme which they are promoting. Is that because they no longer believe in their old theme or because sales of the old theme as stagnated and they had to do something to get more sales? What better way than by finding a new theme to promote.

I believe this to be greatest failing of promoting affiliate products. You will never make enough money promoting just one product. How long do you think a department store would last if all they sold was one product? Not very long at all! 

You Can Make Money As An Affiliate

So while you can make money selling affiliate products it will take a lot of effort and work. Naturally the more traffic you get and the bigger your list the greater the potential to make money. Being the person that I am I prefer finding easier ways to make money.

For years I’ve been promoting OZLotto in the sidebar on this blog. Check the image below. Read the rest of this entry

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Funny Hooker Jokes Friday Funnies #116

If I remember last weeks Friday Funnies, which I do  :laugh_tb: , it was all about Hooters. You know, hooters, sometimes also referred to as breasts, tits, bazookers, boobies and some 250 other word for boobs:smoke_tb: Who would of thought there would be so many words to describe a woman’s mammary glands? 

Anyway, this weeks Friday Funnies is going to concentrate on Hookers. Its not just becomes Hookers have Hooters either. Which they generally do  :tongue_laugh_ee: Nope, it’s just that I got these two Hooker jokes in my email and I thought I would share them with you. One as a written joke and the other one as a video which I’ve posted on YouTube as part of my Laughaholics series of videos.  

The Irishman And The Hooker

An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.

Thirty euros,’ she whispers. 

Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only thirty euros. So they hid in the bushes.They’re going ‘at it’ for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them!

It is the police! Read the rest of this entry

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