Smart Parrot Jokes

For today's Friday Funnies, I've put together a small collection of funny parrot jokes. As I've already used the 'parrot jokes' keyword phrase in a previous post I thought I'd get around that by using smart parrot jokes for this post. Smart Parrot Jokes #1 A burglar was busily stealing jewellery and valuables from a house, when a parrot on a perch behind him says, "Jesus is watching you."  The thief takes no notice and continues his stealing. The parrot repeats, " Jesus  is watching you."      The thief becomes annoyed and snaps at the parrot, "Who do you think you are ?"     The parrot says " Moses!"      "That's a funny name for a parrot !"      The parrot replies, "Not half as funny as a Rottweiler dog named "Jesus !" Smart Parrot Jokes #2 A man goes into a pet shop with the intention of buying a parrot. After a brief conversation the shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500."  "Bullshit," says the man! "Why does that parrot cost so much?" To which the owner replies, "Well, that parrot knows how to do legal research." The customer, astounded, then asks about the next parrot. To his surprise, he learned that the second parrot would set him back $1,000! The reason he was given was that it could do everything the other parrot could do as well as being able to write a brief that could win any case. When he…

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Funny Irish Friday Funnies #340

Oh, the Funny Irish.  :tongue_laugh_ee: I don't know what it is about the Irish that folk continually make fun of them. I'm sure the Irish themselves don't always appreciate all the so-called funny Irish jokes?  :hairout_tb:  Nevertheless, there's a sleuth of funny Irish jokes out there with more appearing all the time. Take the following funny Irish joke I got in an email today. Mick & Paddy Funny Irish Altercation Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now.Paddy: Oh!Mick:  For example, do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is?Paddy:  NoMick:  He's the inventor of the phone in 1876;If you took night classes you'd know this. The  next day: Mick:  Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?Paddy:  NoMick:  He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers".If you took night classes, you'd know this. The next day....once  again: Mick:  And do you know who Jean-Jacques Rousseau is?Paddy:  NoMick:  He's the author of "The Confessions"If you took night classes, you'd know this. This  time, Paddy got irritated and said:And you Mick ... Do you know who Sean Reilly is?Mick:  No.Paddy:  He's the fellow who's bonking your wife?If you stopped going to night classes, you'd know this! Before I go, I'm going to show you my latest YouTube video, about the Funniest Top 10 babies and toddlers video. This is my first attempt at producing a funny babies video so I really hope you'll get a kick out of it. If you haven’t already, I’d be stoked if you would do me…

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Happy 2019 Happy New Year

Today is the end of 2018, and in a few more hours we'll be heading to a brand new 2019. This post is to wish everyone a Happy 2019, not to mention that everyone has a Happy New Year celebrations. Happy 2019 Video Being the end of the year and all, I decided to produce my final YouTube video for 2019. I called it Happy New Year 2018 Highlights. You can see the video below. I've also decided to run a new Google Ad, so more people get to see the video. I'm hoping that maybe they'll like the Happy 2019 message so much that some of them may even subscribe to My Bonzer Channel. 😎 This will be my second Google Ad and I hope that it gets me more subscribers than the first Google Ad did! If you haven’t already, it I'd be stoked if you would do me the honour of subscribing to my Bonzer Channel. If you’re looking for some laughs, then you check out some of my hilarious jokes. One again, Happy New Year guys and I hope you have a happy and prosperous 2019!

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