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Funny Stories Friday Funnies #218

We all love funny stories don’t we? I know I do and I’m sure a lot of you out there love funny stories as well. Apparently this is a true story and happened at a New York Airport. As far as funny stories go this is hilarious. I reckon an award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. Funny Stories At The Airport A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on…

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Funny Side Of Lies Friday Funnies #217

Funny Side Of Lies Why We Shouldn’t Lie Everyone knows you shouldn’t lie because lies can get you into trouble, as this next story shows. We were dressed and ready to go out for a dinner and theatre evening. We turned on a ‘night light’, turned on the answering machine, covered our pet parrot, and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local taxi company and requested a cab. The taxi arrived, and we opened the front door to leave the house. As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard scooted back into the house. We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to get at the parrot. My wife walked on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the…

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Who Is Jack Schitt Friday Funnies #216

Do you ever wonder who makes up some of the jokes, stories or whatever that you read on Friday Funnies. I do and sometimes I think to myself that some of these people have way too much time on their hands. Especially the person who wrote the following about Who Is Jack Schitt? Who Is Jack Schitt??? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt!’ Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt,…

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Jokes With God In It

Funny Jokes With God In It It’s Friday and you know what that means don’t you? Yep, its Friday Funnies time. Today’s Friday Funnies has several jokes with God in it. The first of the jokes with God in is is about a near death experience. A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God She asked “Is my time up”? God said, “No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.” Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it….

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Video Online Marketing Tool

This post is going to cover two topics, both of which have a lot to do with the importance of video in todays online marketing. I have quite a few videos on YouTube but only a very few have actually been used as a marketing tool. My latest YouTube video is about my brand new smartwatch. It shows people how good this watch really is. WTC L38 Smartwatch I was going to write a review on this blog but I didn’t see the point now that I’ve written an extensive review on my Sports Betting blog. I called it WTC L38 Smartwatch Review Click HERE if you want to skip the review and just want to check out this remarkable smartwatch. Now we get to the second, and most important, part of this post, marketing and the importance of this Video Online Marketing Tool. Video Online Marketing Tool Facts Just about everyone…

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Friday Funnies #214 Funny Photos/Images

I thought for todays Friday Funnies I’d just post a heap of funny photos. Funny Photos To Make You Laugh The first of our funny photos series is actually banned on Facebook. It took place after Kylie accepted a stuffed bear at one of her concerts. I reckon you’ll get a kick out of the next funny photo. The next in our funny photos series displays a bit of ‘naughty’ Aussie humour  Images aside I need to keep the word count up to keep Google happy. They tell me Google likes at least 300 words and so for SEO reasons I’m including a joke to keep that word count up There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”. We’ve heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”. Do they, however, know the difference between them? Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS…

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For this weeks Friday Funnies I just thought I would post some random funny moments to make you laugh. The first random funny moments is about a funny obituary. Funny Moments #1 After losing his wife of 50 years the Yorkshire husband decides to pay for an obituary in the local paper. The husband contacted the newspaper regarding an obituary. When informed of the cost, the man uttered, in true Yorkshire fashion, “How Much? !!!” He reluctantly produced his wallet. “I want summit simple” he explained, “my Gladys was a good-hearted and hard-working Yorkshire lass but she wont ave wanted owt swanky.” “Perhaps a small poem”, suggested the woman at the desk. “Nay”, he said, “she wont ave wanted anything la-di-da, just put; ‘Gladys Braithwaite died’”. “You need to say when”, he was told by the receptionist. “Do I? Well, put died 17th March 2015. That’ll do”. “It is usual for the bereaved to add some meaningful phrase about…

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For many people, the highlight of their weekend is being able to get together with a group of friends and see a movie. It seems like in recent years movie producers have gone the extra mile in making movies that are full of stunning visual effects and that tell a story that really captivates an audience. The whole idea of going to a movie theater, being able to sit down in a dark place, and totally get lost in the story is appealing. Everything from the design of the theater to the design of the seats is made to accomplish that goal. There are a lot of things that happen behind the scenes at a movie theater that most people know nothing about. For example, when you walk into a movie theater, what is the first thing that hits you? Isn’t it the unbelievably powerful smell of the popcorn? But…

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