Scottish Jokes Friday Funnies #106

Friday Funnies has featured a lot of Irish jokes but only three Scottish jokes. The first Scottish joke appeared in Friday Funnies #8 and was about a pretty lodger who was not able to grow any pubic hair.  :devil_tb:  

Friday Funnies #11 featured the second Scottish joke. This one was about a Scottish woman who learned a little trick which stopped her getting beaten up by her husband.

Then the third and final Scottish joke raised it’s kilt :wink: in Friday Funnies #21. This time the Scot featured in a video was having problems with Siri. That one was really funny. 

Today’s Scottish Joke

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.

For several minutes they sat silently.

Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Angus.”
“Well, eh, I was thinkin’… perhaps it’s aboot time for a wee kiss.”
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. “Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.” Read the rest of this entry

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GetResponse Review

Before I get to my GetResponse review I have a few things I need to say. Last week I notified my subscribers that I would no longer be using MailChimp as my auto-responder of choice. I also included a link within the email for those who wanted to remain as one of my subscribers. A lot did but most didn’t. Not surprising when you consider that most subscribers never open an email. I suppose thats one of the reasons why they say you need a huge list to make money.

I could have imported all their names into GetResponse but that’s not how I roll.  :smoke_tb: I only want subscribers who want to be subscribed to me and maybe they won’t want to be because I’ve changed auto-responders. That may be stupid of me but I want to give them a choice. Now on to the GetResponse review.

GetResponse Review My New Auto-Responder

I’ve gone for the basic package which is $15 per month for 1000 subscribers. You may well ask why I’ve gone to GetRespone when MailChimp offers 1000 subscribers for free? Honestly, the main reason is because I finally decided to place my Quality Header Package with JVZoo. In order to do that I had to choose one of their auto-responders and I went with GetResponse.

 GetResponse Review Ease Of Use: When joining an auto-responder you want to join one Read the rest of this entry

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Beer Joke Funny Images & Videos Friday Funnies #105

G’day guys, welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies the 105th Friday Funnies post  :drunk_tb: I usually include a joke, a funny image and a funny video in my posts. The reason for this is because I’m hoping my Friday Funnies post will appeal to more readers. If they don’t like the joke then perhaps they will like the funny image or the funny video. For this weeks Friday Funnies I’m going to start off with an Aussie Beer joke. 

Aussie Beer Joke

This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of “VIC BITTER” cheap at the local Bottle-O.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service stationwhere a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of beer, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter, handsome. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?” …

I thought for a few seconds and asked, “What kind of beer ‘ya got?”

Yeah, you just gotta love us Aussies, even though I have to say, we’re not all that dumb  :noway: :laugh_tb:

Here’s something else they say about beer….. :tongue_laugh_ee: Read the rest of this entry

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