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Heaven And Ireland Friday Funnies #135

This next joke isn’t really and Irish joke as such, although it apparently took place in an Irish school. It therefore involves a whole heap of Irish kids. One little boy in particular who would have to be an Irish version of Little Johnny.

How to get to Heaven from Ireland

(A true story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher)

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

‘I asked them, ‘ If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?’

‘NO!’ the children answered.

‘If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?’

Again, the answer was ‘NO!’

‘If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?’

Again, they all answered ‘NO!’

I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, ‘Then how can I get into heaven?’

A little boy shouted out: ‘YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN’ DEAD.’

You have to admit he has something there  :cool:

Funny joke

That’s it guys. I hope you enjoyed this weeks Friday Funnies and that you have a really great weekend.

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Payday Loans For Families

Payday loans are necessary for many families, and these families can apply online when they are looking for a loan. The process is simplified greatly by the online system, and the people who are applying for loans will not have to wait long for approval.

Apply On The Website

People can visit the website to fill out the application for their payday loan. These applications are very simple, and applicants are not required to enter much personal information. The loans require a minimum amount of information, and the applicant can complete the application in a few minutes.

If the applicant has questions about the application, they can be sure to contact the company through the website. Problems can be resolved quickly, and the applicant can get the process of approving their loan started.

Approval

The approval of these loans is done quickly through the online program. There are underwriters looking over these loans, but the online system does most of the work for them. When people are waiting to find out if they have been approved for a loan, they only need to wait a few minutes to get an answer.

Consultation

A loan officer will contact the family to offer an answer for their loan application, and they will explain any issues there were with the application. The family can find out what they need to do to get approved in the future, or the will be told how they can go through the process of getting their funds.

The Funding Of The Loan

These loans are funded as quickly as possible, and the applicant can take their money in a number of ways. Each loan is funded through cash, check or direct deposit. The company sends out the funds, and the customer gets payment information.

When the customer is trying to pay back their loan, they can contact the provider any time to get answers to their repayment questions. Also, the customer can get help with repayment. When the loan is approved, the customer can apply for more loans if they want to make sure they can stay afloat financially.

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