Smoking In The Rain Friday Funnies #60

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Smoking In The Rain?

No, I’m not promoting smoking at all and I know this is supposed to be a Friday Funnies post. Actually it is a Friday Funnies post and all I’m doing is trying to find an interesting way to introduce my Friday Funnies Joke and why not post a joke about smoking in the rain? Especially if I found it to be pretty funny.

However, before we get to the joke I just want everyone to know that I think smoking is a filthy habit. I would never take it up. Actually, I lie. I did actually smoke, a long long time ago. I was actually in primary school at the time and because I couldn’t afford to buy them I used to roll my own. I used pages from my school exercise book as cigarette paper and I tried different material for tobacco. The foulest stuff I ever used was the dried silk off of the old corn cob. The most volatile was the bard off of the grape vine. Once I puffed so hard it burst into flames.  :doh_tb:

The best stuff I ever used was the dry grass I found in an alleyway. But that supply was short lived. What happened was one day when I was casually waling down the alley to get my supply of grass I found this dog pissing on my supply. I haven’t smoked a cigarette since.  :lol_ee:

But hang on a second. This isn’t about me, it’s about smoking in the rain :wink_ee:

smoking in the rain

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If you guys are like me you’ve more than likely read that the best way to make money online is to have a product to sell. The only problem is that most of us don’t have one. That being that case we resort to selling other peoples products, or services, as an affiliate. Well, no more! After my post The Logo Creator How Good Is The Logo Creator, Really? I discovered the Logo Creator enabled me to do so much more than to merely create logos.

That’s when it hit me. What was the most frustrating thing for me when I was trying to give my blog that individual look? The answer was finding the right header and then finding a theme that allowed me to import my header of choice. That was when I decided to create a package of very unique headers that people would be not only willing to buy but to promote as an affiliate as well. If I got this right I would be well on my way to make money online.

Why not? I had the Logo-Creator, my talent as a photographer and my Adobe Photoshop Elements! I used the Logo-Creator for the bulk of the work only resorting to Photoshop Elements when I had to blend images into the background.

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So far I’ve put together over 100 headers and I’m thinking about having a package that contains about 200 headers. That’s going to be a huge offer! I’m still working out what sort of price to put on that package and I’m open to suggestions from you guys on that aspect of the package.

I’ve looked at some of the other header packages that are on offer on the net and I wanted my to be different and unique. That’s one of the reasons for using my photos but the Logo-Creator held it’s own as well. I’ve posted banner size images of some of the headers but the header themselves are 1200 pixels by 166 pixels.

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Nina Conti Friday Funnies #59 & Cab Driver

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As another working week comes to a close I can just imagine all those tired bodies heading home to put their feet up. I’m sure most of them are thinking about relaxing, the weekend and of course getting their weekly dose of Friday Funnies!  :drunk_tb:

As my regulars know I’m using this series of posts to promote my Facebook Fan Page. To get their comment approved they need to Like fan page first. Failure to do this will ultimately get their comment deleted. The fact that there are some people who comment who have never liked that page just goes to show they’re not actually reading the post. They don’t deserve to have their comment approved.

I noticed that last week I got extra likes because of an image I used. I modified that image with the Logo Creator to see if it will improve the results.

friday funnies   Apparently this one is a true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening News.

Friday Funnies Tap On The Shoulder

Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window. Read the rest of this entry


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