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Driving Test Joke Friday Funnies #372

For the first time ever Friday Funnies is featuring driving test joke. Thanks to Hugh for sending me today’s driving test joke.

Blonde Driving Test Joke

A blonde failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt,  she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question, 

“You are driving at 100 km/h. On your right is a wall, on your left, is a cliff. 

On the road, you see an old man and a young man. What will you hit?

The woman walked up to the examiner and said, “I’ve answered this question all four ways, wall, cliff, old man and young man, yet I failed all four times. How is this possible? What the hell am I supposed to hit???”

The examiner replied, “The brakes!!!”

driving test joke

Rabbit Causes Failed Driving Test

I failed my driving test today. I was driving down a country road with the examiner when a rabbit ran out right in front of the car.

I remembered my instructor said you should never swerve or try to avoid an animal because it’s dangerous and you can end up causing a more serious accident. You should always just hit it and keep on driving.

I had to chase that little bugger for miles across the fields before I finally got it!

Blonde Passes Driving Test

My blonde girlfriend had just passed her driving test so she drove me to town.

It was absolutely packed but we managed to find a space. However, she was nervous about doing a parallel park.

“Don’t worry babe, I’m sure you can do it. Just do what you did in the test” I said

I was dumbfounded when she slowly started unzipping my trousers.

You May Find The Following Of Interest

Check out my Laughaholics jokes so you can keep the laughs coming. You’ll especially love my latest Funny Blonde jokes video. While you’re there why not join my growing YouTube Channel. As you know I’m always looking for new subscribers so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel

If you ever wondered how to remove a background from an image you should watch my Removing the background with InPixio Photo Clip.

Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts, not to mention my Heaps Of Jokes.

Jokes aside I reckon you’ll like my latest in a series of videos called Aussie Adventures In Italy. Episode one is called Randazzo.

Exposing YouTubes Viral Videos How To Tips

/I think that ‘Exposing YouTubes Viral Videos How To Tips‘ is a brilliant heading for this post. As a YouTube Creator, I’ve always wanted to know what made a video go viral. In order to satisfy my desire to produce viral videos, I researched YouTube to find out exactly what makes a video to go viral.

Exposing YouTubes Viral Videos How To Tips

It’s a pretty impossible task considering how many videos are out there. While some of the viral video tips have been posted by Creators who have had a video go viral most of them are struggling Creators trying to make a name for themselves.

Viral Video Tips

Although it took me ages, I finally managed to put a video together which I called Why Does A Video Go Viral. In that video, I discussed the following points.

  • The importance of Thumbnails
  • Will ranking first on YouTube lead to a viral video?
  • The Snowball effect
  • Playing to people’s emotions
  • The length of viral videos

Best YouTube Tools

These are just some of the points I cover in my Viral Video Expose. You’ll also see in the video how I use TubeBuddy to help me rank better on YouTube.

Knowing the importance of Thumbnails I use The YouTube Graphics Creator. It helped me to design the thumbnail for my video on what makes a video go viral.

Exposing YouTubes Viral Videos How To Tips

Why not hop over to YouTube and check out my Viral Video Exposed video. While there you should check out my Laughaholics. There are some hilarious videos there that I know you’ll get a kick out off. You’ll especially love my latest Funny Blonde jokes video. While you’re there why not join my growing YouTube Channel. As you know I’m always looking for new subscribers so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel

You’ll also like my Commenting On YouTube post.

Aussie Love Poem Friday Funnies #371

Today’s Aussie love poem was inspired by my latest YouTube video Scary Halloween Ball Poem. Other than both being poems they have nothing in common. I just could resist promoting my Halloween Poem. It would be great if you could check it out and give it a thumbs up.

Anyway, back to today’s Aussie Love poem.

Funny Aussie Love Poem

Of course I love ya darlin
You’re a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you’re gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don’t mind a bit of flab
It means that when I’m ready
There’s somethin’ there to grab

So your belly isn’t flat no more
I tell ya, I don’t care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I’m tellin’ ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you’ve got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna’s grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I’ll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the rugby’s on
And fetch another beer

I enjoyed that poem and hope that you did as well. Perhaps enough to share it with your friends?

I thought this poem was pretty good too.

Aussie Love Poem

You May Find The Following Of Interest

Check out my Laughaholics jokes so you can keep the laughs coming. You’ll especially love my latest Funny Blonde jokes video. While you’re there why not join my growing YouTube Channel. As you know I’m always looking for new subscribers so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel

If you ever wondered how to remove a background from an image you should watch my Removing the background with InPixio Photo Clip.

Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts, not to mention my Heaps Of Jokes.

Jokes aside I reckon you’ll like my latest in a series of videos called Aussie Adventures In Italy. Episode one is called Randazzo.