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For this Friday Funnies I though I would thrill you with a naughty little Johnny joke. I figured why not seeing as how everybody loves a naughty little Johnny joke, right?  :thumbup_ee:

As usual this naughty Little Johnny joke takes place at school.

Naughty Little Johnny Joke To Make You Laugh

Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them  thinking.

“Okay class. Now I’m going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off.” said the teacher.

‘Who is credited with writing the phrase, ‘To be or not to be, that is the question’?” asked the teacher.

Little Pham Lam Nguyen at the front of the class called out, ‘Shakespeare’. ‘Well done!’ said the teacher, ‘You can have Monday off.

” ‘No thank you Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday studying hard.’ said Little Pham Lam Nguyen. ‘Well okay,’ said the teacher.

The next quote is, “I had a dream!” Little Fri Sum Kat also at the front yelled out “I bereiva it was Martin Ruther King!” “Well done!” said the teacher. ‘You can have Monday off”

“No thanka you miss I am of Chinese oligin and we also do not take time offa school.

Education is evelything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying hard too.” said little Fri Sum Kat. ‘Okay,’ said the teacher.

Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, “F***ing Asians!” “Who said that?” yelled the teacher in an angry tone.  “Donald Trump!” yelled little Johnny. “See ya Tuesday ………..”

Yeah, you just have to love a naughty little Johnny joke  :tongue_laugh_ee:

Here’s another one for you!

naughty little johnny joke

And finally, I have naughty little Johnny featuring in a video :wink_ee:

If you enjoyed that video why not head on over to YouTube and give it a thumbs up!

Don’t forget to share this weeks Friday Funnies with your friends  :drunk_tb:

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Cheap Smartwatch From EZ eSports Store

If you’re a regular reader of my blog you know how much I love watches. Even though I have a smartphone and everything I still wear a watch because it’s so much easier to look at my watch than it is to dig the smartphone out of my pocket.

WTC-L38 cheap SmartWatch-Sapphire-screen-heart-rate-monitor-Message-Reminder-call-Smart-Watch-gear-2-smartI’ve actually done a few posts on watches from a Flud Men’s Boombox Watch to a Casio men’s watch. Because I’m such a bells and whistles gadget type of guy I’m currently wearing a watch that has a built in TV remote. How cool is that? You wouldn’t believe how much fun I have changing channels and the volume whiles family and friends are trying to work out who’s controlling the TV!  :devil_tb:

What I have always wanted though was a smartwatch. The problem is most of the smartwatches  are way too expensive. That’s when I went to my Sports Store to see if I had a cheap smartwatch.

As it turns how they had quite a few smartwatches and after going through all of them I found a cheap smartwatch that I just had to have.

Cheap Smartwatch That’s Also A Sports Watch

You can see the cheap smartwatch that I fell in love with in the image above. This link will take you to the cheap smartwatch page that tells you all about this cheap smartwatch.

Some of the things I love about it is;

  • It’s also a sports watch with heart monitor and many other features including a step counter.
  • It will connect to my smartphone notifying me of messages and calls.
  • It will allow me to answer calls as well as dial
  • Has a camera
  • It has an IR remote so that I can still work my TV using my cheap smartwatch!

How cool is that? That’s why I wasted no time in buying it. It’s now in transit and I just can’t wait until it arrives. Once it does you can be assured that I’ll be writing a review on it.

Seriously, if you’re looking for a cheap smart watch you should check out the WTC L14 wearable Smartwatch. As I’ve only covered some of it’s many features you should check it out at my EZ eSports Store.

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If You Go Online You Need A VPN

You Need A VPN! I never used a VPN (Virtual Private Network) because I never thought I needed to. Then again I never used to use a plugin to protect my WordPress blogs until after one got hacked! Now all my WordPress blogs are protected.

The same thing is true for VPN! Most people don’t sign up for one until it’s too late. I could have been one of those people if I wasn’t given the opportunity for a Free Premium Trial with ZenMate.

Before I go into why you need a VPN I’ve made a simple diagram using the Creator to show you how a VPN works.

You Need A VPN

Now, there are a few very good reasons why you need a VPN. Here are the most important ones.

  • Hiding Your Identity: There are many times when you want to keep your identity secret from prying eyes, like Big Brother. Why should they be able to track who you are and what internet sites you’ve been frequenting. So much better than masking your IP and stuff. Besides, with a VPN you have a different IP anyway ;)
  • More Access: There are times when you are blocked from certain sites because of where you live. With a VPN you gain access to those countries.
  • Protection From Hackers: Whilst you may be fairly well protected whilst at home your protection level is almost nil when accessing the Internet via those businesses that offer free Wi-Fi. A VPN protects you from hackers whilst using free Wi-Fi.
  • Personal Information Protection: I already mentioned the dangers of using free Wi-Fi. Having the protection of a VPN ensures your online activities are hidden. This makes it so much harder for those unscrupulous people who will try to steal important information like banking details etc.

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Importance of a VPNFor those of you who use the internet a lot whilst travelling I highly recommend getting a VPN!

Anyway, when my Free Premium Trial expired and I was offered the Premium at a 33% discount I jumped at it. I’m now completely protected from home and whist travelling.

You can see from the image on the left that at the moment I seem to be coming from the United States. Clicking on the drop down menu lets me choose from any of a number of countries.

Once a Premium member the first thing I did was to download the iPhone App so that I’m always protected while away from home. I then downloaded the IOS platform app to protect my MacBook Pro. This means that I’m now free to use any browser and that it will also keep me from prying eyes while I download stuff using any torrent.

Luckily they use PayPal as well as other methods of payment so paying for it was a cinch.

Another bonus is that there’s nothing to set up. No stressful configurations to worry about at all. Just download the software, run it and you are good to go.

If you really want to save money then you should take advantage of their super special offer.

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PS. Once you’ve joined and you realise how good it is they have a great affiliate program so that you can promote them, just as I am doing now.

Love technology? Check out the cheap smartwatch that I just bought.

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