For this weeks Friday Funnies we’re going to some unknown pub somewhere in the world. At this unknown pub 3 blokes, as blokes do, are discussing which country has the best pub.
And The Best Pub In The World Is…..
“As good as this bar is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back
In Glasgow , there’s a wee place called McTavish’s….
The landlord goes out of his way for the locals.
When you buy four drinks, he’ll buy the fifth drink. That is definitely the best pub”
“Well, Angus,” said the Englishman, “At my local in London ,
the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first
two. Clearly, that is the best pub”
“Ahhh, dat’s nothin’,” said Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman. “Back home in me
favourite pub in Galway , the moment you set foot in the place, they’ll buy you a
drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you’ve had enough drinks, they’ll take you upstairs and see dat you get laid, all on the house! Dat’s what being da best pub is about!”
The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims.
“Did this actually happen to you?”
“Not meself, personally, no,” admitted the Irishman, “but it did happen to me sister quite a few times.”
Yeah, you just have to love the Irish
Something else I would like to share with you this week is more remarkable than funny. It’s about thus guy flying 3 kites at once. He’s is in his 80s and he’s from Canada.
He comes to Washington State International Kite Festival every year.
His skin is like leather as he normally flies with his shirt off. He is deaf, so when he flies, we hold our hands up and wave them for applause. He flies 2 with his hands and the 3rd one is attached to his waist. You must watch to the end to see the amazing landing of that last kite.
And make sure your volume is turned up because the music is wonderful and totally reflects the soaring of the kites. (The Flower
Duet from Lakme)
Remember, you can always get more laughs by heading over to my funny sports jokes or just browse the rest of my Friday Funnies jokes.