On February the 12th I produced a video about how to fix a Caroma toilet that won’t stop flushing. Since then that particular video has received 789 views and has 4 likes. Not a huge lot but then it probably doesn’t apply to a huge amount of people. I’m not even sure if Caroma toilets are sold outside of Australia.

On the same day I wrote a post that featured that video. That post was called YouTube Success Depends on Traffic. That particular posts also linked to other posts I’ve written about YouTube explaining how I use them to make money.

So, you’re probably wondering why I’m writing another post about “How To Fix A Caroma Toilet?” Well, as it turns out that fix was only a temporary fix. The problem was with the springs I used. Before making that video I actually applied the fix to my ensuite loo. I wanted to wait awhile to make sure it worked. That plus the other toilet wasn’t leaking yet. 

Last week the ensuite toilet started leaking again. I thought WTF!  :wallbash_tb: After pulling it apart I found that those springs had rusted out and had virtually fallen apart. I needed a spring that was impervious to rust. It took me ages to locate someone that could help me. The company was Read the rest of this entry

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Sex The Church And Virgins Friday Funny #119

A young couple wanted to join the church, the priest told them, ‘We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must Abstain from sex for one whole month.’
The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.

When the priest ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the husband was obviously very depressed.

‘You are back so soon…Is there a problem?’ the priest inquired.

‘We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month.’ The young man replied sadly

The priest asked him what happened.

‘Well, the first week was difficult… However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower.

The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain.
However, the third week was unbearable.

We tried cold showers, Prayer, reading from the Bible….anything to keep our minds off Carnal Thoughts.

One afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it.When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just had my way with her right then and there.

It was lustful, loud, passionate sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we were done we were both drenched in sweat,’ admitted the man, shamefacedly.

The priest lowered his head and said sternly, ‘You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church.’

‘We know.’ said the young man, hanging his head, ‘We’re not welcome at Bunnings, either.’

sex and the virgin

Scary Runaway Train Prank

If you’re looking for more laughs check out this weeks Sports Golf Joke Of The Week.

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World Cup Fever Is Upon Us

Yep, in just a few more days we’re going to be hit by the World Cup Fever. This happens every year and every year it’s held in a different country. Just like the Olympics is. Unlike the Olympics though it only involves one sport! Of course that sport is soccer, even though most Europeans and the Poms refer to it as football. Probably because they don’t actually offer real football as a sport.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

This year, Fifa’s World Cup is to be held in Brazil. Now, it’s not unusual for some sort of violence to erupt around a soccer game but this usually happens around the spectators and not on the field as happened during one amateur soccer game in Brazil last year.

As you will read in this article from the Daily Mail it occurred on June 30th 2013 at Pius XII stadium in Maranhao, northeastern Brazil. Apparently when the referee expelled one of the players, Josemir Santos Abreu aged 31. Not happy with the decision Josemir pushed the 20 year old referee, Otavio Jordao da Silva, to the ground. When he got up Otavio stabbed Josemir in the chest. He died on the way to the hospital.

Players and fans then rush the referee tying him up and eventually killing him. He was sicklestabbed with his own knife and then, get this, someone cut his head off using a sickle! OK,  the referee carrying a knife is one thing but who in hell would bring a sickle to a soccer game?

Let’s hope something like this doesn’t happen in the 2014 World Cup!

World Cup Iron Man

On a lighter note, this years World Cup is going to be open by Brazil’s very own Iron Man! Let me tell you though Brazil’s Iron man looks nothing like the Iron Man we’re all accustomed to. Also, unlike Tony Stark, the man wearing the suit is a paraplegic.

The futuristic exoskeleton was designed by Brazilian neuroscientist Miguel Nicolelis who used the help of a team of 156 scientists from around the world to bring the ‘Iron Man’ suit to a reality. world cup iron man

What is unique about this suit is that the paraplegics own brain will be controlling it! So, on Thursday 12th 2014 in San Paolo Brazil and unknown paraplegic will start the 2014 World Cup with the first kick of the match.

Seeing how the World Cup is so popular it’s only natural that I use my latest niche blog to capitalise on it. So far I’ve written two posts, World Cup And Responsible Gambling and the Double Chance Bet? What Is A Double Chance Bet

So, tell me, are you a World Cup fan and will you be placing any bets this year?

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