Random Jokes Friday Funnies #348

I'm calling this post random jokes because that's exactly what they are. They don't fit into any category at all, they're just random jokes. Random Jokes Blonde Style I haven't had a blonde joke for quite some time, so the first of my random jokes is going to be a blonde joke. A blonde wanted to sell her car, but no matter how hard she tried she just couldn't find any buyers. She calls Suzie, her friend for advice, and her Suzie asks her how many miles she had on the car. The blonde tells her she had over 235,000 miles on the clock. Suzie says, "That's your problem. You've got way too many miles showing. I have a mechanic friend who can help you with that," giving her his card. "Just tell him to turn back the miles to whatever you want." So the blonde goes to the mechanic and tells him to put the miles to 40,000. A couple of days later the Suzie rings and asks if she'd sold the car since her friend dropped the miles. The blonde told her, "Are you kidding? Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!" Random Jokes Morgue Style Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.  After he examines the bodies the coroner calls the police to tell them his results.  “First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous…

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Resolving Fire Damage

I've done a few posts of late covering home maintenance and restoration. The first one covered Specialise SEO which was about getting the best SEO for the home restoration market. Then I did a post on Home Restoration which focused on water damage. Finally, I wrote a post which I called the Super Rug Guy. This post was about the problems with maintaining your rugs and how it's important to find the right people to keep them looking great. Best Way To Resolving Fire Damage Fire Damage Grants Pass are there to help people requiring help in resolving fire damage. There's a lot involved when it comes to resolving fire damage from precleaning to deodorisation. The biggest issue is you have to act quickly because of the corrosive byproducts used to put out the fire. The webpage in the above link lays out the steps you should take if your home has any fire damage as well as what you should avoid after a fire. The obvious thing to remember is you're going to need professional help. Naturally, the first thing you would do is to contact family and friends to see if they know of any professionals who specialise in Fire Damage. Then there's also the Internet. Naturally, you want to get the best help possible, so it's essential to research any professionals you're thinking of helping to restore your home from the fire damage. Things that you should consider are: What are their qualifications?How long have they been in the…

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Commenting And YouTube

I've done a lot of posts on this blog on the importance of good commenting. I've even done one on grading peoples comments called, Teaching People The proper way To Comment. What I learned over time was that leaving quality comments on other blogs lead to an increase in traffic to my blogs. Which brings me to YouTube commenting. YouTube Commenting = More Traffic So, the question is, will leaving good comments on other YouTube videos generate more traffic to your videos. I believe it will, especially considering the quality of comments that you will find on most videos these days. Compare my latest comment to my competitors. I say, competitors because, in essence, we're competing for recognition and the resulting traffic. Good Commenting Rules Watch The Whole Video: How can you expect to leave a good comment if you haven't watched the video all the way through. You may view the video until you find something to comment on never knowing if you saw the whole thing you would have seen something that would have made your comment genuinely shine. Comment Construction: Before leaving a comment, think about what you're going to write. Does it add to the video? Will it be helpful to others? Comments like, great video, love your work, and the like are inane and will not lead to traffic. Those sort of comments would be deleted if they appeared on any of my blogs. Don't believe me? Read my comment policy. Proofread Your Comments: I believe proofreading…

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