Funny Sayings Friday Funnies #343

Do you like funny sayings? I love funny sayings. There are some who may refer to funny sayings as being related to proverbs. I'm not so sure as former are intended to either educate or give advice in some way. While the hilarous sayings you will find in this post may contain some helpful information, their sole purpose is to make you laugh. Funny Sayings In An Unfair World When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its $10.50/min (charges may vary).  My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.  Don't worry about avoiding temptation.  As you grow older, it will avoid you..  Wife to husband: You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy. Husband to wife:  I didn't expect to live this long!  As I grow older.... My mind doesn't just wander... Sometimes it buggers off completely.  As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everybody is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.  Isn't it weird that in Australia our flag and culture can offend so many people, yet our benefits don’t? Of course, I have a talent. I'm exceptional in bed. There are times when I sleep more than 9 hours in one go. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. We're all born free and then we're taxed to death If you're not supposed to eat…

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Revitalise Your Blog Make More Money

Yes, if you want to make more money blogging, you must revitalise your blog! Even if you're going to continue to make more money blogging, you must revitalise your blog. It's essential to revitalise your blog to continue to increase the amount of money you're making online. Revitalise Your Blog Meaning So, what do I mean when I'm talking about revitalising your blog? I suppose the best way to answer that question, is by telling you what I'm doing to revitalise my blogs. Update Your Affiliate Links It's 2019, and I've decided to take a hard look at all my affiliates. Which ones are performing and which ones are not? The ones that are not converting I've given the flick. The ones that are I'm reviewing their landing pages as well as the banner images. Perhaps new banners will perform better. That's something I should be doing more often. Affiliate Banner Placements We all know that the best place for advertising banners and affiliate links are above the fold. This is because that's where the majority of views will be exposed to them. Not everyone will scroll below the all-important 'fold' of your post. Revitalise Your Content Creation Revitalising my content is especially important for two of my blogs that I've been neglecting. Mainly Well Blog Me and BlogSire! These were two of my early blogs, and because I've let them fall by the wayside, they have lost a considerable amount of traffic. I am now writing more regularly on those blogs.…

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Marriage Humour Friday Funnies #342

Marriage is a serious business and yet there is a hell of a lot of marriage humour floating around. Take this simple story of marriage humour of a poor husband denied a fishing trip with his mates. Marriage Humour & The Fishing Trip Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect camping and fishing trip. Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.  Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but there is nothing they can they do.  A couple of days later the three arrived at the campsite only to find Frank sitting there, tent already up, firewood gathered and fish cooking on the fire.  "Damn it, man, how long have you been here and how the hell did you talk your wife into letting you go?"  "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair when my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said ‘'Guess who?"  I pulled her hands off and saw she was wearing a brand new see through nightdress. She then took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over.   Then, slowly she said, "Now do whatever you want."  Here I am. How about this for a bit of marriage humour? Don't go away just yet, I have more marriage humour for you. A man and woman, complete strangers, were on a train travelling together. As it turned out they…

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