Uluwatu Temple Sunset

Beautiful Uluwatu Temple Sunset On our first trip to Bali, the wife and I, we heard how beautiful the Uluwatu temple sunset was. Now wanting to miss out on nature's spectacular displays we thought we may as well see for ourselves just how beautiful the Uluwatu temple sunset really was. The Uluwatu temple itself was pretty cool being built on the edge of a 70metre high cliff that projects out into the sea. Something else that was pretty cool was the number of monkeys that lived around the temple. We heard that you had to be wary of these monkeys as they were known to pinch purses and such. Apparently, you can persuade the little thieves to give the item back by trading some fruit for it. Apart from the Uluwatu Temple Sunset, the temple is also renowned for the Kecak Fire Dance. The fire dance went on for about an hour, which I thought was a bit much, so I produced a video of Highlights of Kecak Firedance. As for the Uluwatu Temple Sunset, this was my favourite. The video itself is getting quite a few views. Reckon I may have chosen the perfect keywords. It sure could do with a few more likes though, hint, hint. ūüėé If you haven't already, it will give me great pleasure if you would do me the honour of subscribing to my Bonzer Channel. If you're looking for some laughs, then you check out some of my¬†hilarious jokes

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Breeding Bulls Friday Funnies #339

Who ever thought that breeding bulls would be funny? I certainly didn't, until I found this joke in my email. Then again, it's not so much the breeding of bulls that is funny as the story behind it is. I think it's best that you read the following for yourself. My wife and I went to the Royal Agricultural Show, and¬†one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.¬†We went up to the first pen, and there was¬†a sign attached that said..... Breeding Bulls THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said,¬†'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'¬† We walked to the second pen which had a¬†¬†sign attached that said... THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR My wife gave me a healthy jab and said,¬†'WOW~~That's almost 3 times a week! You could learn a lot from him.' We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,¬†in capital letters... THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly¬†broke my ribs, and said,¬†'That's once a day!You could REALLY learn something from this one.'¬† I looked at her and said,¬†'Why don't you go over and ask him if it was with the same cow?' My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery. Don‚Äôt forget to check out some of my other hilarious jokes. Love funny videos? Then…

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Haircut Political Humour Friday Funnies #338

After an earlier post on political humour, I got another email titled The Haircut. The haircut wasn't at all what I was expecting, but that's what makes some jokes truly funny. So, without further ado I give you... The Haircut Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. ¬† One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then an MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The MP was thrilled and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut.…

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