Stripper Jokes Friday Funnies #346

I've just watched a brilliant video that involved a stripper. Not just any stripper mind you but one that's also a magician and uses a striptease show as part of her act. To compliment that video I thought it would be a great idea to include one or two stripper jokes. This is the first time I alluded to a stripper as one of my jokes. There was also the one that was part of my Sexy Sals Bar Jokes. Best Stripper Jokes Speaking of stripper jokes this next one is a real hoot. Dick works extremely hard spending most of his evenings either bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His lovely wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard and decides to take him to a local strip club for his birthday. The doorman at the club greets them saying, "Hey, Dick, buddy! How ya doing mate?" His wife puzzled, asks if he's been to this club before. "Nope," says Dick. "He's on my bowling team." When they're seated, a waitress asks Dick if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife looks at him quizzically says, "OK, how did she know you drink Budweiser?" "Oh, she's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey and we share lanes with them." A stripper then sexily comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dick rubbing herself all over him and huskily says, "Hi Dick. Do you want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dick's wife who is mad as hell now, grabs…

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Specialised SEO

I've seen and been approached, by a lot of SEO (Search Engine Optimisation) gurus in my online life but never by one offering specialised SEO. What Is Specialised SEO A normal SEO expert will look at your company and then work out an SEO strategy that would hopefully put your company on top of the search engines. Unfortunately not knowing all the ins and outs of your company could hamper the results of whatever SEO package they come up with. What we need is specialised SEO, an SEO professional who specialises in a particular niche. One may even call them a niche SEO expert. Sounds like a lot of hot air doesn't it? I thought so too until I came across Restoration SEO. You may be asking yourself what restoration SEO was all about. In a nutshell, its SEO that targets the restoration industry explicitly. One would imagine that because these guys are focusing on the restoration industry, their knowledge of that would help them in formulating the best SEO packages for the prospective restoration customers. The first thing they would do is a keyword audit of a customers current site. As they stipulate on their site; "Since we have already set up and currently manage other restoration company‚Äôs web presence, we already know the right keywords to be used on a website. We will perform a detailed inspection to make sure all of the technical aspects of your website is using the correct keywords. What is not correct will need to…

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Senior Humour Friday Funnies #345

Todays Friday Funnies is about senior humour. I've written a lot of seniors jokes, and they always go down well. One of my favourite bit of senior humour would have to be Senior Jokes Friday Funnies #128. Todays senior humour take place in a courtroom after a senior was caught stealing a can of peaches. Senior Humour The Shoplifter A cranky old woman in her so-called "senior years" was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.  This old duck gave everyone a hard time, including the store manager, the security guard and the arresting officer who took her away.  She didn't stop complaining, the whole she was in custody and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process. When she finally appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store. The senior citizen defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches, you old fool." The judge then asked why she had done it. "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store," she huffed. The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. She replied in a nasty tone, "Nine! But why do you care about that?" The judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail -- one day for each peach." As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak. The judge said, "Yes sir, what do you have to add?"…

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