The Child of God poem is one I thought I lost, but fortunately, I was able to find it. This one is a little different and has absolutely nothing to do with blogging. I am and always have been a firm believer in God and Jesus but am not one to force it down peoples throat. I could never understand those religious zealots who continually try to force their ideas on others and have always felt that they are doing more harm than good.
Too bad they don’t behave as Jesus did while he was amongst us. The only time that I can remember when he was angry was in Matthew 21:12
‘And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves’
Other than that, He would go about preaching, and those who would listen did. There was no browbeating, and the disciples weren’t in the habit of whipping people into submission.
Anyway, I digress and certainly don’t want to start Bible bashing. Without further ado, I present to you;
I’m writing this post, Dragons Creatures Of Mystery because I love dragons, and I have done so for as long as I can remember. Some of my favourite books are about dragons. Books like Anne McCaffrey‘s Dragon series right up to Christopher Paolini‘s Inheritance which stars the magical Saphira and her Dragon Rider Eragon. So far, I’ve read Eragon, Eldest, ikeBrisingeand, and I am patiently waiting for the next book to come out.
I also collect dragon figurines. The photo below is one of the first dragon figurines purchased. I’m not a fanatic, so I don’t have all that many. Made pewter I used Inpixio to make it look like it’s burning down a building.
You all know I love funny Irish jokes. I also know I’m not the only one who likes funny Irish jokes. That’s why funny Irish jokes occur so often on this blog, to appease my avid readers. Two of my more favourite funny Irish jokes is Sexy Sal’s Blonde Joke & Irish Humor FF #62
Funny Irish Jokes That Makes You Laugh
An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for two beers. He then pulls a small green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts him on the counter.
As the Irishman is drinking his drink, the green man is drinking the other. An Englishman having had a few too many beverages says, “Hey, what’s that little green thing down there?”
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The green man runs down the bar gives the Englishman a raspberry, “SPLBLBLBLT!,” right in the face and runs back to the Irishman.
The Englishman mops himself off and says to the Irishman, “Hey, what is that thing, anyway?”
The Irishman replies, “Have some respect. He’s a leprechaun.”
“Oh, all right.” the Englishman says sullenly. They all go
back to drinking beer.
An hour or so later, the incredibly drunk Englishman says,
“Boy, that leprechaun sure is an ugly little bastard!”
The leprechaun runs down the bar and gives the Englishman a raspberry again, “SPLBLBLBLBT!”
This time the Englishman angrily says, “Tell that leprechaun that if he does that again, I’ll chop his
willie right off, I will!” he shouts.
“You can’t do that,” says the Irishman. “Leprechauns don’t have willies.”
“How do they pee, then?” asks the Englishman.
“They don’t,” says the Irishman. “They go SPLBLBLBLBT.
Finally, I have a 3 Funny Irish jokes videos for you as well.
Why not head over to YouTube and check out my Funny Toilet Paper video. If you love to laugh, there are my Laughaholics videos. There are some hilarious videos there that I know you’ll get a kick out off. You’ll especially love my latest Funny Irish Baptism video. While you’re there why not join my growing YouTube Channel. As you know I’m always looking for new subscribers so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel.
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