A Funny Widow Joke Rancher Style
Alright, there was this rancher who died, and he leaves everything to his wife who happened to be beautiful, strong of mind and determined, and she was determined to keep the ranch. But, not knowing anything about ranching she put an ad in the paper to hire a runch-hand.
Unfortunately, it looked like seemed the cowboys in the area didn’t want to work for a woman, and only two people showed up for the interview.
One was gay, and the other one was a drunk. She interviewed them both, she thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, thinking that was the safer way to go rather than having the drunk hanging around.
As it turns out he was such a hard worker, he worked long hours and he knew a hell of a lot about ranching.
They worked for weeks, and the ranch was coming out really, really good. So one day, she goes to the hired hand, and she says to him, “Look, you know, I’m really happy with the way things are working out. You’re a really hard worker. I think you should take the night off, go into town and kick up your heels.” The hired hand had no worries about that at all so that night he goes into town.
Then, it comes to one o’clock, and he hadn’t come home yet. Then it’s two o’clock and still, no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, he walks in and he sees the rancher’s widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine in her hands.
She beckons him over. She says, “Right, now take off my blouse.”
With trembling fingers, he undoes one button at a time, he takes off the blouse, and he puts it down.
She says “Right, now take off my boots.”
And so, he gently takes off each of her boots, and he lays them down.
She says, ‘Right, now take off my socks.”
So, tenderly he takes off the socks and puts them next to the boots.
She says “OK, now take off my skirt.”
With trembling hands, he undoes the skirt and puts that down as well.
She says, “Right, now take off my bra.”
While looking into her eyes and seeing the flickering of the flames in her vivid blue eyes, he unclasps her bra, very gently, takes it off and he puts it down.
Then she looks at him, and she says, “Right if you ever wear my clothes into town again, I’m going to fire you.”
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