Funny Wisdom Jokes

I thought for today’s Friday Funnies posts, I write a couple of funny wisdom jokes. The first of the funny wisdom jokes take place in a pub.

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Wisdom Jokes – Oversexed Girlfriend

These two young guys are sitting in a pub having a beer. One of the guys turns to the other and says, “Shit mate, you’re looking really tired these days!”

His mate replies, “Man, I am bloody exhausted. My new girlfriend wants sex all the time. It could be three, four and sometimes even six times a night. She wakes me up at all hours of the night to have sex. I’m not sure how long I can keep this up. I wish I knew what to do.”

An old bloke, probably in his seventies, is sitting a few stools down from them and overhears their conversation. He takes a sip of his beer, looks over at the two mates who are having the conversation and, showing the wisdom of all his years, says, “Marry her! That will put a stop to all that nonsense!”

A Wise Mother Superior

A 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland, was on her death bed. All the nuns had gathered around her bed, trying to make her last journey comfortable.

They tried giving her some warm milk to drink but she refused it.

One of the nuns took the glass of milk back to the kitchen and remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior’s bed, she held the glass to her lips. The Mother Superior drank a little, then a little more, and before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.

“Mother,” the nuns asked with earnest, “please give us some wisdom before you die.”

She raised herself up in bed and said, “Whatever you do, don’t sell that cow!”

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Father And Son Jokes

This has to be the first time I’ve posted a father and son jokes post. The following joke is what has inspired today’s father and son jokes.

Father And Son Jokes To Laugh At

 A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his dad as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up, and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

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Chinese Laundry Joke

You guys know how much I love telling jokes, right? That’s why I have a Laughaholics playlist. That’s also why I’ve just started a new blog, Laugh-Out-Loud.org! How cool a domain name is that? I was so lucky to be able to claim that domain name. I hope you take the time to check out my new blog, but now it’s time for this week’s Friday Funnies, a funny Chinese Laundry Joke.

Funny Chinese Laundry Joke About Dirty Panties

A woman was so unhappy with the way her local Chinese laundry cleaned her clothes she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes:

“Use more soap on panties!”

When she got the clean laundry back, she was still dissatisfied with the results, so, the following week, she enclosed another note: “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!”

The second note annoyed the Chinese laundryman so much he decided to include a note with the next laundry delivery. 

” I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!!”

” USE MORE PAPER ON ARSE!!!”

Man, I wasn’t expecting that one.  

Sexy Sal Blonde & Pickup Truck

Right, now it’s time to share with you Sexy Sal’s latest blonde joke. I loved this one, and I’m sure you will too.

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