Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes

Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes - Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes Yes! Today's Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes is only possible because of vidIQ, which is like having my own personal assistant. If you have any questions about vidIQ, just leave it in the comments section below. The first blonde joke is The Funniest Blonde Counting Story Ever, and clicking on that link will take you to that joke on YouTube. The Funniest Blonde Counting Story Ever - Blonde Joke #1 A blonde girl bursts through the door after school."MOMMY MOMMY! Today we counted and everyone else could only get to 4 but I made it to 10! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"Her mom smiles. "Very good sweetie.""Is it because I'm blonde Mommy?""Yes, dear, it's because you're blonde."Next day, same thing."MOMMY MOMMY! We did the alphabet and everyone stopped at D but I made it to G! A, B, C, D, E, F, G!""Very good honey.""Is it because I'm blonde?""Yes, because you're blonde."Third day."MOMMY MOMMY! In gym class today when we showered all the other girls were flat but I have THESE!"She lifts her shirt revealing a pair of 36Cs. Her mom goes red."Ah yes… very good dear."The girl beams. "Is it because I'm blonde Mommy?""No sweetheart… it's because you're 24." Now for blonde joke #2, She Found a Magic Lamp But Her Wishes Are Hilarious. She Found a Magic Lamp But Her Wishes Are Hilarious - Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes Image created with Artistly A beautiful blonde woman finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. She rubs it, and a genie emerges in a puff of smoke. The genie tells her she'll be granted three wishes. The woman thinks for a moment and says, 'First, give me a bottomless glass of champagne.' A crystal glass of bubbly appears in her hand. She takes a sip, then another, and the glass magically refills. She's absolutely delighted and continues to drink. The glass never empties. Then the genie says, 'And what about your other two wishes?' The woman thinks for a moment and says with a smile, 'Give me two more just like this one! Which one was your favourite joke? Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, which I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that showcases a small portion of what Artistly is capable of. Because of Artistly, I never have to worry about getting caught using copyrighted images.

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When The Blonde Meets The Chimpanzees

When The Blonde Meets The Chimpanzees Joke When the blonde meets the Chimpanzees might not be one of my best jokes but I thought the views YouTube is sending its way does not do it justice. I posted When the blonde meets the Chimpanzees on two of my YT Channels. And yes, I used different tags, titles and thumbnails for them both. Do Thumbnails Make A Difference YouTube Video Views The first one was published on March the 12th, was called The Blonde And The Chimpanzees and it got 37 views and four likes. It had 1,000 impressions and a 2.7% clickthrough rating. On May the 17th I posted it Laughaholics and that video was titled When The Chimpanzees Meet The Blonde. That one 81 views and 5 likes. On Laughaholics it got 1.9k impressions with a clickthrough rate of 3.3%. I think that shows that perhaps the thumbnail on Laughaholics was the reason for the better clickthrough rate. Both thumbnails were made with the aid of the Graphics Creator https://cutt.ly/xfNRnnG. Funny Blonde And Chimpanzees Joke A blonde lady motorist about two hours from San Diego when a man whose truck had broken down flagged her to stop. The man approached the car and asked, "are you going to San Diego?" "Sure", answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me, I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I have two chimpanzees in the back that need to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already, so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you a hundred bucks for your trouble." "I'll be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the backseat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seatbelts and off they went. Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified. There was the blonde walking down the street holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What are you doing here?" he demanded. "I gave you a hundred dollars to take these chimpanzees to the zoo." "Yes, I know you did", said the blonde, "but we had money left over so now we're going to SeaWorld." 😂 Other Topics To Keep You Entertained Have you thought of joining Temu? If you have this post may interest you. If you’re thinking of getting Bluetooth earbuds you should check out my Shokz OpenFit Air Review.And now, for my customary self-promotion of my growing YouTube Channel. As you know, I’m always looking for new subscribers, so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel.  If you love a good laugh then you’ll love Laughaholics.

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Even More Blonde Jokes

I've featured heaps of blonde jokes as part of Friday Funnies. You can read all about them here. So, why even more blonde jokes? Because people love blonde jokes and can never get enough of them, and so today, I give you even more blonde jokes. More Blonde Jokes Trucker Style A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?" 'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and a couple of running boards are two slices of crisp bacon. 'Oh…OK!' said the blonde, who thought about it for a moment then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?'   (I love this one!)  She replied, 'I thought he may as well gas up while he's waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards!" And they say blondes are dumb. 😜 Something else I haven't had for a while is a Sexy Sal joke. Reckon I should fix that! Created with the Graphics Creator What? Do you want more blonde jokes? Why, sure. Blondes Left Hanging In The Air  Eleven people are hanging from a rope that's attached to a helicopter. Ten of them were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decide that one of them should let go because if they didn't, the rope ladder would break, and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally, the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved. OK, now that you're all in a good mood, why not check out my Laughaholics jokes. The last one being my Little Johnny At Grandma's While you're there, why not join my growing YouTube Channel. As you know, I'm always looking for new subscribers, so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel.  Here is my latest Funny Blonde jokes video. If you ever wondered how to remove a background from an image, you should watch my Removing the background with InPixio Photo Clip. I've also found Luminar 3 to be a fantastic photo editor. Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts.

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