Funny Sexy Sals Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #219

It’s been quite some time since I’ve posted some funny Sexy Sals blonde jokes so I thought I would dedicate this weeks Friday Funnies to a whole heap of really funny Sexy Sals jokes! Before I do that though it’s best, for SEO purposes, that I actually post some really funny blonde jokes.

A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn’t sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her blonde friend from next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size.

“Buffy,” she said, “How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?”

“Ten,” said Buffy.

So the blonde bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but she had 2 rolls leftover. “Buffy,” she said. “I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I’ve got 2 leftover!”
“Yes,” said Buffy. “So did I.”

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Our next funny blonde joke involves 2 blondes, one of them a cop.

A blonde was speeding in a 25 mile per hour residental zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over. The female police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde’s driver’s license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, “What does a driver’s license look like?’

Irritated, the blonde cop said, “Don’t be a smart ass!, it’s got your picture on it!”

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, “Aha! This must be my driver’s license”, then handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, “You’re free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this.”

really funny blonde jokesOK, now it’s time for Sexy Sal to strut her stuff!

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funny sexy sals blonde jokesThat’s it for this weeks funniest blonde jokes.

Looking for something else to read? How about my latest smartwatch review?

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Funniest Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #179

It’s been quite some time since I’ve featured some blonde jokes for Friday Funnies. That’s why this weeks Friday Funnies has some of the funniest blonde jokes that I could find.

The first of the funniest blonde jokes is about a blonde driver who drives, like a blonde ;)

Collection Of Funniest Blonde Jokes

A blonde has just picked up her new Ferrari. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does.

The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up the Ferrari’s leather seats. He turns around and sees her smiling. This infuriates him so he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and giving the Ferrari a new panel beating job. He looks back only to see that the blonde laughing.

He’s really pissed now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she’s laughing so hard, she’s about to fall down. He demands, “What’s so funny?” She says, “Every time you weren’t looking, I I was jumping in and out of the circle!”  :lol_ee:

We haven’t seen Sexy Sal for awhile so I figured it was time for her to earn her keep. So, for your pleasure she’s come up with some of her funniest blonde jokes.

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The next in the funniest blonde jokes is about a blonde and her boyfriend.

A blonde and her boyfriend are out on a date, where they go to see a movie. Her boyfriend gets up to go to the snack bar and asks her what she wants. She asks him to please get her a bag of M&Ms. He brings her the bag and she proceeds to throw all the brown colored candies onto the floor. Wondering why, her boyfriend asks her, “honey, why are you throwing away all the brown ones?”

Without skipping a beat the blonde places a hand on his shoulder and says, “oh, honey. You know I don’t like chocolate!”

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Our final funniest blonde jokes once again takes place at the cinema.

A biggish bloke was sitting in an aisle because it felt roomier than the other ones. The feature was just about to start when a blonde from the centre of the row gets up and starts working her way out.

“Excuse me, pardon me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.” By the time she got to the biggish bloke at the end of the row, while blocking his view and obvilously frustrated he said, “Couldn’t you have done this before?”

“No!” says the blonde in a loud whisper. “They just flashed the ‘TURN OFF YOUR MOBILE PHONE PLEASE’ message on the screen and mine is in the car.”  :lol_tb:

And so ends another Friday Funnies. I hope you liked my collection of funniest blonde jokes enough to share it with your friends.  :drunk_tb:

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Aussie Humour Sexy Sal Blonde Joke Friday Funnies

Do you love Aussie humour? Good but first, welcome to Friday Funnies, the post that many wait for in anticipation. Especially after a hard week working your butts of for an unappreciative boss. Or maybe you’re one of the lucky ones who are happily working for themselves in a stress free atmosphere?  :clap: Either way, you’re going to love this weeks Friday Funnies #64 which has a ripper Aussie joke, a great blonde joke from Sexy Sal and a YouTube video you’re going to absolutely love.

But before I get to that I want to share a couple of links with you. The first is my Make Money Online page. This particular page is a work in progress and shows you some of the features that is built into the FlexSqueeze theme. It also shows you a little of what the Logo Creator is capable of. Expect an update showing you more of what it can do at a later date.

The second link serves two purposes, one being to show off a banner I created with the Logo-Creator and the other to notify you of the latest Powerball jackpot which is worth us$ 475 million. Man, I won’t be giving up blogging at all. Nope, I’d just be doing it in different parts of the globe. I reckon you’ll also appreciate how I incorporated a squeeze page feature of this remarkable blog theme into a regular post. :smoke_tb: OK, enough of that, now let’s get on with this weeks Friday Funnies.

Aussie Humour Ringer Meets St Peter

A ringer from a huge cattle station in outback Australia appeared before St Peter at the Aussie humourPearly Gates.”Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the ringer offered. “Once, on a trip to the backblocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales, I came across a gang of bikies, who were threatening a young sheila.

I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest, most
heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, “Now, back off!! Or I’ll kick the crap out of the lot of ya’s!”

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