When The Blonde Meets The Chimpanzees

When The Blonde Meets The Chimpanzees Joke

When the blonde meets the Chimpanzees might not be one of my best jokes but I thought the views YouTube is sending its way does not do it justice. I posted When the blonde meets the Chimpanzees on two of my YT Channels. And yes, I used different tags, titles and thumbnails for them both.

Do Thumbnails Make A Difference YouTube Video Views

The first one was published on March the 12th, was called The Blonde And The Chimpanzees and it got 37 views and four likes. It had 1,000 impressions and a 2.7% clickthrough rating.

On May the 17th I posted it Laughaholics and that video was titled When The Chimpanzees Meet The Blonde. That one 81 views and 5 likes. On Laughaholics it got 1.9k impressions with a clickthrough rate of 3.3%.

I think that shows that perhaps the thumbnail on Laughaholics was the reason for the better clickthrough rate. Both thumbnails were made with the aid of the Graphics Creator https://cutt.ly/xfNRnnG.

When The Blonde Meets The Chimpanzees

Funny Blonde And Chimpanzees Joke

A blonde lady motorist about two hours from San Diego when a man whose truck had broken down flagged her to stop.

The man approached the car and asked, “are you going to San Diego?”

“Sure”, answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?”

“Not for me, I’ll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I have two chimpanzees in the back that need to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They’re a bit stressed already, so I don’t want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I’ll give you a hundred bucks for your trouble.”

“I’ll be happy to,” said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the backseat of the blonde’s car and carefully strapped into their seatbelts and off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified. There was the blonde walking down the street holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.

“What are you doing here?” he demanded. “I gave you a hundred dollars to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.”

“Yes, I know you did”, said the blonde, “but we had money left over so now we’re going to SeaWorld.” 😂

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Even More Blonde Jokes

I’ve featured heaps of blonde jokes as part of Friday Funnies. You can read all about them here. So, why even more blonde jokes? Because people love blonde jokes and can never get enough of them, and so today, I give you even more blonde jokes.

More Blonde Jokes Trucker Style

A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe’ and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”

The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”

‘No,’ the cook said. ‘Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and a couple of running boards are two slices of crisp bacon.

‘Oh…OK!’ said the blonde, who thought about it for a moment then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, ‘What are the beans for, Blondie?’ 

 (I love this one!)

 She replied, ‘I thought he may as well gas up while he’s waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards!”

And they say blondes are dumb. 😜

Something else I haven’t had for a while is a Sexy Sal joke. Reckon I should fix that!

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What? Do you want more blonde jokes? Why, sure.

Blondes Left Hanging In The Air

 Eleven people are hanging from a rope that’s attached to a helicopter. Ten of them were blonde, and one was a brunette.

They all decide that one of them should let go because if they didn’t, the rope ladder would break, and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally, the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, “I’ll get off.”

The blondes, all moved by the brunette’s speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

OK, now that you’re all in a good mood, why not check out my Laughaholics jokes. The last one being my Little Johnny At Grandma’s While you’re there, why not join my growing YouTube Channel. As you know, I’m always looking for new subscribers, so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel. 

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Blonde Joke Milestone

Hey guys, I’m really chuffed to tell everyone that one of my Laughaholics videos has reached the 10,000 views milestone. And it’s because it’s a video about blonde jokes I’ve named this post blonde joke milestone.

My Blond Joke Milestone Video

I know you’re dying to find out which of my blonde jokes videos made the blonde joke milestone list and of course, I’m dying to tell you, so without further ado please head on over to YouTube and check out my Top 10 Funniest Blonde Jokes. While you’re there, please give it a thumbs up and share it with your friends.

It goes without saying that I also needed to share my blonde joke milestone with my YouTube followers and so I produced my Blonde Stairway To Heaven joke. The intro to the joke told everyone about my exciting milestone pointing out a couple of factors that led the video getting to where it did. Mainly TubeBuddy for helping me choosing the best keywords and the Graphics Creator for helping me create the best Thumbnails. The video shows exactly how those two programs helped that video to get where it is today.

More Funny Blonde Jokes Another Milestone?

Because I know how much you guys love blonde jokes I can’t end this post without sharing a couple more 🤪 I reckon I’ll ask Sexy Sal to provide the first ripper blonde joke.

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A Blonde Skips Work

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey girls,” says the brunette, “Let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.”

The next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with her boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

“That was fun,” says the brunette. “We should do it again sometime.”

“No way,” says the blonde. “I almost got caught!”

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