Aussies Are Dumb Too

I got this email today titled Aussies are dumb too. It lists seven different occasions that show how stupid some Aussies can be. Let me just say that I can not vouch for any of the Aussies are dumb too stories mentioned below. Having said that. Some of the stories, as unbelievable as they are, may have happened which makes it totally funny. Before you go any further, I've finally reached 1,000 subscribers so please check out my 1000 Subscribers celebration video. 9 Ways Aussies Are Dumb Too Number One."I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre in Brisbane. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and, at the end of the conversation, happened to mention that she had given her daughter some ant poison to eat to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away". Yep, that would fit into the Aussies are dumb too category 😂 Number Two.Some Boeing employees on the airfield in Sydney decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Westpac Rescue Helicopter coming towards  them.…

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3 Beast Mode Methods of Making Money Online

Everyone has their own tips and tricks, means of earning extra cash and secrets they dare not share. But then you get the guys that talk too much, the ones at a bar who don’t realize what little gems they are letting slip and to whom they are telling their secrets. After some bar hopping and a few pints later, we managed to string together 3 of the biggest means of making money online and you wouldn’t believe how simple it is. In fact, you could have started yesterday! So if you are planning on taking and using our advice, best you get on it before the news spreads like wildfire and you find yourself on the backburner missing out on opportunities which no longer exist. Okay, that’s a bit exaggerated, but you know what we mean, don’t miss out! Online Gaming  In a perfect world you would be able to do what you love most and get paid while doing it on your own time. Well the world must be perfect because we have just found not one but two various methods of making online via gaming.  Bitcoin Mining – Bitcoin is a currency used online and holds substantial value. There have been recent developments in the online gaming realm regarding Bitcoin. Now users are able to play Bitcoin games where they are required to complete blockchains and receive Bitcoin as a reward. Although this isn’t physical cash into your account, you can transfer Bitcoin into a Lunar or other online…

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Do Lawyers Lie Friday Funnies #354

Have you ever asked yourself the question, 'Do lawyers lie? I'm sure there are quite a few folks out there that ask themselves, do lawyers lie. Do Lawyers Lie A Story Told A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place. He couldn't say he had no children, because he couldn't lie (as we all know, lawyers cannot, and do not lie). So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.  He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent. He loved one of the homes, and the price was right. The agent asked, “How many children do you have?” He answered, "Twelve." The agent asked, "Where are the others?" The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look,  answered, “They're in the cemetery with their mother." MORAL:  It's not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words,  and don't forget, most politicians are  lawyers. I found this little saying whilst searching the internet a while back and I used the Creator to put this little meme together. The fact that you're here reading this post shows me you're someone who loves or is looking for laughs. That being the case you should…

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