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Businessman Humour Friday Funnies #239

This weeks Friday Funnies is the 239th in the Friday Funnies series! That’s over four years of jokes! For the life of me I never thought I’d be able to keep it going that long. I’m so glad that I have though, because it’s turned out to be the most popular posts on this blog. Today’s Friday funnies is just some of the funny things that may define a smart businessman. Businessman Humour A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.  He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey?  Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?” The old Jewish driver answered, “Let me tell you sumsing, lady. …

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The Married Hooker Joke Friday Funnies #238

People do strange things when they fall upon hard times. Things they would not normally do. That’s what this weeks Friday Funnies is all about, the married hooker joke. Funny Married Hooker Joke A married couple are experiencing hard financial times, so they decide that she should try being a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to do, so the husband says. “Stand in front of that pub and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred bucks. Any questions and  I’ll be parked around the corner.” She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, looking as sexy as she possibly can when a guy pulls up and asks “How much?” She says. ” $100.” He replies. “All I got is thirty.” She says. “Hold on.”  And runs back to the husband and asks. “What now, what can he get for thirty?” “A hand…

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Jokes That Make You Laugh Friday Funnies #237

People love jokes because they, usually, make them laugh. Making people laugh is what Friday Funnies is all about. So todays’ Friday Funnies is about some jokes I’ve come across that will hopefully make you laugh. Funny Jokes We All Love A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. Nice bike,” the cop said did Santa bring it to you?”  “Yep,” the little boy said, “he sure did!”  The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, “Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it.” The young boy looked up at the cop and said, “Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?”  “Yes, he sure did,” chuckled the cop. The little boy looked…

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Having a Gravatar is another benchmark that I use when judging comments. Good comments have always been important to me. That’s why I have a Comment Policy. I’ve even written a post trying to educate folk as to the proper way to comment. Unfortunately most folk just don’t get it. They think they can just drop in, leave a crappy comment and then rush off. To think that a lot of these comments are left by people who are paid to leave comments. If only the poor saps who are paying for them knew what they were getting. Then again some of them do know which is why I get so many emails asking to remove comments because they’re hurting their Google rankings. I wrote about that in Google Updates And The Disavow Tool. Only Good Comments Are Important As important as comments are to me they’re not that important…

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Critical Thinking Friday Funnies #236

Today’s Friday Funnies is about critical thinking. I suppose that’s why the email I got was called Critical Thinking At It’s Best. Critical Thinking At Its Best Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip. Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00.  In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest…

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People love stuff that makes you laugh. That’s why I and my readers love Friday Funnies so much. Today’s Friday Funnies, #135, is a collection of, stuff that makes you laugh. The first bit of stuff that makes you laugh is something that could well be true. Stuff That Makes You Laugh #1 This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man.  I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all.  I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.  I was working on my MBA on-line.  I had no bills and no debt.  I even had full medical coverage.” I felt sorry for him, so…

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Sperm Count Joke Friday Funnies #234

I have to admit I love Friday Funnies! Apart from my Hot Sport Babes posts its by far my favourite subject for blog posts. I never for the life of me thought it would continue for as long as it has. I’m especially ecstatic that my readers love Friday Funnies as much as I do as its definitely WassupBlog’s most popular category. Today’s Friday Funnies, Friday Funnies #134, has to do with a another problem that our senior citizens have to put up with. This joke is about some poor old bloke that has been requested by his doctor to give a semen sample so he could work out his sperm count. Why? How the hell should I know, I’m just a poor blogger trying to entertain his readers. Sperm Count Funny Side Of A 79-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for  a sperm count as part of his…

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Lost Words Of Our Youth Friday Funnies #233

Todays Friday Funnies is not a joke as such, but a whimsical look how some words that have been part of our vocabulary seem to be disappearing. It seems such a shame too because some of them are so ‘picturesque’? They sort of just rolled off your tongue. I’m not quite sure of the word to use. Maybe one of you guys can help me out.  LOST WORDS OF OUR YOUTH Heavens to Murgatroyd! Would you believe the email spell checker did not recognize the word murgatroyd? Lost Words from our childhood: Words gone as fast as the buggy whip! Sad really! The other day a not so elderly (65) (I say 75) lady said something to her son about driving a Jalopy and he looked at her quizzically and said “What the heck is a Jalopy? Oh, Oh a new phrase! He never heard of the word jalopy!! She…

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