Funny Jokes For Friday Funnies #127

OK Friday Funnies fans, it’s time for me to tickle your funny bone. To start things off I’m going to tell you a young boys explanation of Turpentine vs Holy Water

Turpentine vs Holy Water

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and

Turpentine vs Holy Water

Don’t even think about it!

watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, ‘This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it’s called Turpentine.’ The Priest said, ‘No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman’s belly, she’ll pass a healthy baby.’ The little boy replied, ‘If you rub turpentine on a cat’s arse, he’ll pass a Harley Davidson!’

Yeah, these young boys can be a cruel lot can’t they. Have to admit though, it would be pretty funny watching a cat overtaking a Harley.

The next joke involves another young boy.

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.

The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, ‘What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?’  :lol_ee:  

Have you ever wondered why the current generation is so comfortable with modern technology? Perhaps its because they’re exposed to it at such a young age?

New Generation funny image

Fishmonger Shark Attack Funny Video

I don’t know if you’ve seen this video. I saw it on TV and I had to find it so I could share it with you guys.


That’s it guys. Don’t forget to share this post using the Social Icons below. Oh, before I forget, you might want to pop over to my other blog for some more laughs. The Sports Betting jokes are a real scream!

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Short Jokes Friday Funnies #126

I don’t know if you guys have noticed but the blog is looking a little different of late. More about that later. I’m more interested in getting this Friday Funnies out on time because I know how much you guys love to finish a gruelling week at work with a good laugh. What better for a good laugh than a short collection of short jokes. One last thing before starting my short jokes for the week. It just came to my attention that our Sex Sals made a debut on Easy Sports Betting in it’s Funny Golf Jokes. You should head over and get an extra laugh.

Short Joke For The Irish

Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND “.
Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

Short Joke Car Language

A daughter asked her dad, “Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”

Dad said, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick to check the oil, I will give him such a servicing that — his motor will cease functioning and his ball bearings will fall off!!”   :lol_tb:  

Short Joke A Woman’s Misunderstanding 

During a lady’s medical examination, the doctor says:- “Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.”

The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor.

“No! No!  Leave your knickers on … Just stick out your tongue!”  :wallbash_tb:   :lol_ee:  

Short Joke About Snow

Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.   :devil_tb:

 Short Joke Irish #2

short joke Irish

And to finsish off I have a video of a really funny Pom! His name is Nathon Caton and his joke fest took part while Englad was hosting the Olympics in 2103.

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Google Front Page How Do You Do It

The Google Front page is  something everybody is dreaming about. Problem is unless it’s a popular search term it’s a waste of time. What’s the point of being on the front page if nobody is searching for those keywords?  :wallbash_tb:

When I first launched Ez Esports Betting a couple of months ago I got tired of looking to see how it was doing in the SERPs. I think I gave up looking after page 16! Some two months later and it’s doing a whole lot better. How much better? Why, I’m so glad you asked.

Google Front Page For Ez eSports Betting

  • EZ eSports Betting #1 Yep, I’m now number one for ez esports betting. Not bad from being non existent to a #1 position.
  • Ez Sports Betting #12 which puts it on the second page. With time I’m going to get that on the first page as well.
  • Easy eSports Betting #1 After all, not everyone is going to search for EZ because the spelling is all wrong. Easy is the more likely search term, although ez falls easily off the tongue.  :tongue_laugh_ee:
  • Easy Sports Betting is actually on page 10. Reckon I’ll have to work on that some.
  • eSports Betting #19 That actually turns out to be the most popular search term used to get to my site. The image below shows the top 10 search terms.

Google Front Page

Notice how high up the list the term sports babes is. Those keywords appear at #8! Hot Sports Babes also appears at #8! What is really pleasing is that both these terms were nowhere to be found when I first started my sports betting blog.

I’ve done it all without having to pay for any SEO. This shows that blog commenting still works. It also shows that a blog is a lot better than a normal website when if comes to getting a Google front Page listing. The reason for this is simple. Because blogs are so easy to update they get updated more often than your static website.

Take my Hot Sports Babes posts as an example. If I had only posted one post there is no way in the world that Hot Sports babes would get a #1 Google Front page. It’s only because that I continue to do updates on hot sports babes that the search term continues to rise in the SERPs.

In time I’m hoping that as I continue to write about my chosen search terms it will only be a matter of time before I overtake my competition for those search terms.

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