Old Age Friday Funnies #109

I’ve posted a few posts about the elderly, mainly because they can be quite funny. Like Friday Funnies #45 which was about the elderly citizen who just bought a BMW Z4. Then there was also Friday Funnies #102 which had a elderly couple having wild sex. There was also Friday Funnies #49 which was about having Sunday sex.

I wonder why a lot of these jokes about growing old revolve around sex? Do you think perhaps it because we’re so worried about not getting any when we get older? Whatever the reason, these elderly jokes can be quite funny. Which is exactly why I’m posting a couple more. Only one of which is sex orientated.  :smoke_tb:

Old Age And Why You Shouldn’t Bring Your Husband To Court

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.

She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away,complaining and criticizing throughout the process.

When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked what she had stolen from the store.

The lady defiantly replied, “Just a stupid can of peaches.”

The judge then asked why she had done it.

She replied, “I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store.”

The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.

She replied, “Nine, but what do you care about that?”

The judge patiently said, “Well, ma’am, because I’m going to give you nine days in jail –
one day for each peach.”

As the judge was about to drop gavel, the lady’s long suffering husband raised his hand and asked if he might speak. Read the rest of this entry

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The Birth A New Blog EZ eSporstBetting.com

Yep, I’ve decided to start a new blog? What, another blog you say? Yep, this will be blog number 13. Sure hope it’s not an unlucky one.  :laugh_tb: So, why another new blog and how am I going to maintain it along will all my other blogs?

Well, to answer the first question, after my lottery blogs started to take off I thought it only natural that I should try and get my fair share of the lucrative multi-million dollar sport betting industry. And what better way to do it that by joining one of Australia’s most popular sports betting site as an affiliate

Before New Blog Promotion

So my new blog went live on Monday with it’s first post Sports Betting, Why Its So Popular. In haven’t started promoting it yet because I didn’t want to link to it until I had it looking the way I wanted it to. How many times have you followed a link left in one of your comments only to find that the blog still had the original WordPress welcome to your new Read the rest of this entry

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Little Johnny Loves Friday Funnies #108

I don’t know about you guys but I’ve had a hell of a week. Man, but have I been looking forward to this weeks Friday Funnies. You know, I think it’s about time that we had another Little Johnny joke. After all, what a better way to brighten up your day than relishing in one of

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

‘Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?’

Michael said, ‘Just a minute I have to go pee.’

The teacher responded by saying, ‘That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?’

Sherman said, ‘I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.’

‘That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?’ Read the rest of this entry

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