Friday Funnies #8 Who’s On First And The Girl Lodger

As Friday rolls by once again, I have the pleasure to present to you the latest in Friday’s Funnies series. I think you’re going to like this one as it has all the stuff that every good joke is made of, an unexpected punchline.

The Girl Lodger

A Scottish couple in a Hebridean croft took in an 18 year old girl as a lodger. The girl asked if she could take a bath, but the woman of the house explained that though they didn’t actually have a bath, she was welcome to use a tin bath in front of the fire.

“Monday’s the best night, when my husband goes out to darts” she said

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

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Scottish Jokes Friday Funnies Special

Friday Funnies has featured a lot of Irish jokes but only three Scottish ones. The first Scottish joke appeared in Friday Funnies #8 and was about a pretty lodger who was not able to grow any pubic hair.   :devil_tb:  

Friday Funnies #11 featured the second Scottish joke. This one was about a Scottish woman who learned a little trick which stopped her getting beaten up by her husband.

Then the third and final Scottish joke raised its kilt in  :wink:  Friday Funnies #21. This time the Scot featured in a video was having problems with Siri. That one was really funny. 

Best Ever Scottish Jokes

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Canon MG7160 Not Scanning Wirelessly?

I bought my Canon MG7160 some time ago and it connected flawlessly to my home Wi-Fi. That was until last night when I tried to scan a document. Damn! That’s when I found out my Canon MG7160 not scanning at all. For some reason the MacBook Pro would print wirelessly but when it came to scanning the Canon MG7160 just would not scan wirelessly.

The Canon MG7160 Not Scanning Wirelessly Fix!

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Bar Jokes

For today’s Friday Funnies, I have a couple of bar Jokes. The first if my bar jokes is one of Sexy Sal’s blonde jokes but because it takes place in a bar I reckon it passes as one of my bar jokes.

Sexy Sal’s Blonde Bar Jokes

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Social Media Marketing Tips

I think it’s safe to say that online marketing isn’t easy. Because of the competition, it has to be one of the hardest types of marketing, which includes social media marketing. Because social media marketing is so competitive today you will need the Social Media Marketing Tips I’m about to share in this post. 

Thanks to Content Gorilla and Grammarly, I was able to put these tips together, gathering the information from The Marketing Show’s marketing strategist, Adam Earhart’s video.

It’s no surprise that billions of users are signing in for social every single day. However, social media marketing is so confusing; it’s no surprise that so many business owners and entrepreneurs are swearing off social media entirely before ever seeing success on any of the platforms. 

If you follow the following social media marketing tips, you will dominate your social media marketing. These are tips that Adam Earhart has learned after years of running a social media marketing agency. An agency that has run thousands of campaigns for hundreds of clients across all sorts of different markets, businesses and industries.

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The fastest thing Around

As another week goes by it seems my attempt at buying the winning lottery ticket online from one of my lottery sites has been a dismal failure. I’m not one to give up though, and I will continue to purchase my lottery tickets online until I get the winning one. After all, winning the lottery is not a race. One doesn’t win it by being the fastest thing on earth. Although, winning it does give you the capacity to buy something that you consider to be pretty damn fast, not to mention a beautiful piece of machinery. Something like the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport. Perhaps it isn’t the fastest thing in the world, but it’s the quickest car in the world, which brings me to this weeks Friday Funnies which is all about giving the right answer in an all-important job interview to get the job.

What Is The Fastest Thing?

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Duncan And Norm’s Big Day Out


This post is for all my Yankee mates that usually catch me out when they use an expression that only a fellow American would understand.  While we Aussies don’t tend to use this much slang in a normal conversation I think it’s a real shame because we are losing a great part of our heritage. So, without further ado I present to you, Duncan and Norm, a couple of true blue Aussies.

This is a yarn about two mates who lived back of Bourke. Though one of them was a Banana Bender, Duncan, and the other an Apple eater, Norm, they were both real ocker sorts, and their relationship was simply ace. They never got aggro with each other and loved a bit of the ol’ Amber fluid.

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Crocodile Jokes

This week’s Friday Funnies focuses on a few crocodile jokes, which has to be a Friday Funnies first.

A Blonde’s Crocodile Shoes

A blonde was on holiday and driving through Darwin. She desperately wanted to take home

a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle on prices” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Well then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch a crocodile myself so that I can get a pair of shoes for free”.

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Make Money On Fiverr?

I was originally going to use Content Gorilla and Grammarly to write this make money on Fiverr post but most of the videos I found were too full of hype. You know the kind that says how you can make hundreds of dollars a day! I know they may be some folk out there who do really well on Fiverr but I’m sure that does not apply to everyone. Some, like myself, do not make anywhere near that amount of money. Heck, if only that were true.

How I Make Money On Fiverr

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Blogging For Money? Learn The Truth

Honest Truth About Bogging For Money 

Are you blogging for money? I dislike sites which display images of someone standing in front of a mansion next to some prestige car, like a Ferrari or Porsche. It might even be an image of some luxury yacht or a couple on an exotic island. The image isn’t as important as the message it portrays. That being the person in the picture has made it big time, and guess what, he’s willing to show me how he made his fortune.

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