Today’s Friday Funnies is about office jokes. As is usually the case, I got the first of my office jokes in today’s email.
Office jokes Take Your Child To Work Day
Mark was a Senior Manager at a large Company, and he had 20 staff in his Office. When he saw that “Take Your Child to Work Day” was coming up, he decided to take his 5-year-old daughter to the Office.
The little girl was a big hit with all his staff, and they crowded around, making a big fuss of her when she began to cry.
“Darling, “said Mark, “Darling, why are you crying?”
“Daddy”, she sobbed, “Daddy – Where are all the Clowns that you said worked for you?”
The Job Interview
The second of my office jokes takes place at an office interview.
Almost at the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”
The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?”
The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?” The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”
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