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Jokes That Make You Laugh Friday Funnies #237

People love jokes because they, usually, make them laugh. Making people laugh is what Friday Funnies is all about. So todays’ Friday Funnies is about some jokes I’ve come across that will hopefully make you laugh. Funny Jokes We All Love A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. Nice bike,” the cop said did Santa bring it to you?”  “Yep,” the little boy said, “he sure did!”  The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, “Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it.” The young boy looked up at the cop and said, “Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?”  “Yes, he sure did,” chuckled the cop. The little boy looked…

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Having a Gravatar is another benchmark that I use when judging comments. Good comments have always been important to me. That’s why I have a Comment Policy. I’ve even written a post trying to educate folk as to the proper way to comment. Unfortunately most folk just don’t get it. They think they can just drop in, leave a crappy comment and then rush off. To think that a lot of these comments are left by people who are paid to leave comments. If only the poor saps who are paying for them knew what they were getting. Then again some of them do know which is why I get so many emails asking to remove comments because they’re hurting their Google rankings. I wrote about that in Google Updates And The Disavow Tool. Only Good Comments Are Important As important as comments are to me they’re not that important…

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Critical Thinking Friday Funnies #236

Today’s Friday Funnies is about critical thinking. I suppose that’s why the email I got was called Critical Thinking At It’s Best. Critical Thinking At Its Best Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip. Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00.  In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest…

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People love stuff that makes you laugh. That’s why I and my readers love Friday Funnies so much. Today’s Friday Funnies, #135, is a collection of, stuff that makes you laugh. The first bit of stuff that makes you laugh is something that could well be true. Stuff That Makes You Laugh #1 This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man.  I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all.  I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.  I was working on my MBA on-line.  I had no bills and no debt.  I even had full medical coverage.” I felt sorry for him, so…

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Sperm Count Joke Friday Funnies #234

I have to admit I love Friday Funnies! Apart from my Hot Sport Babes posts its by far my favourite subject for blog posts. I never for the life of me thought it would continue for as long as it has. I’m especially ecstatic that my readers love Friday Funnies as much as I do as its definitely WassupBlog’s most popular category. Today’s Friday Funnies, Friday Funnies #134, has to do with a another problem that our senior citizens have to put up with. This joke is about some poor old bloke that has been requested by his doctor to give a semen sample so he could work out his sperm count. Why? How the hell should I know, I’m just a poor blogger trying to entertain his readers. Sperm Count Funny Side Of A 79-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for  a sperm count as part of his…

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Lost Words Of Our Youth Friday Funnies #233

Todays Friday Funnies is not a joke as such, but a whimsical look how some words that have been part of our vocabulary seem to be disappearing. It seems such a shame too because some of them are so ‘picturesque’? They sort of just rolled off your tongue. I’m not quite sure of the word to use. Maybe one of you guys can help me out.  LOST WORDS OF OUR YOUTH Heavens to Murgatroyd! Would you believe the email spell checker did not recognize the word murgatroyd? Lost Words from our childhood: Words gone as fast as the buggy whip! Sad really! The other day a not so elderly (65) (I say 75) lady said something to her son about driving a Jalopy and he looked at her quizzically and said “What the heck is a Jalopy? Oh, Oh a new phrase! He never heard of the word jalopy!! She…

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Mobile Speed Is Important

Last week I did a post on The Need For Mobile Speed. Over the weekend I used the points in that post to increase the mobile speed of three more of my blogs. Those blogs were my Buy Online Lotto Tickets, Get Online Lottery and A Loving Memorial. While it was easier having a template to follow I found that different sites have different hurdles to jump. I persevered all the same because mobile speed is important! Why Mobile Speed Is Important As I mentioned in my previous post my latest need for mobile speed was brought on by my good mate Mitch’s post. You’ll find links to his exceptional posts about his search for improving mobile speed in my previous post. Mobile speed is important to me because I need to keep Google happy in order to get a good listing in their search engines. Having to please Google…

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Forrest Gump Goes To Heaven Friday Funnies #232

Forrest Gump goes to heaven? Can you imaging the day that the legendary Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven? I have to admit Tom Hanks character in Forrest Gump was brilliant. One can only imagine the hilarity if they did a followup of Forrest Gump goes to heaven and met St. Peter. The reason for me talking about Forrest Gump going to heaven is because I just received this email today talking about that very thing. I’m sure you’re going to love this one Forrest Gump Goes To Heaven Meets St Peter The day orestinally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed as Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, ‘Well,Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the…

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