I’ve posted a few posts about the elderly, mainly because they can be quite funny. Like Friday Funnies #45 which was about the elderly citizen who just bought a BMW Z4. Then there was also Friday Funnies #102 which had a elderly couple having wild sex. There was also Friday Funnies #49 which was about having Sunday sex.
I wonder why a lot of these jokes about growing old revolve around sex? Do you think perhaps it because we’re so worried about not getting any when we get older? Whatever the reason, these elderly jokes can be quite funny. Which is exactly why I’m posting a couple more. Only one of which is sex orientated.
Old Age And Why You Shouldn’t Bring Your Husband To Court
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.
She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away,complaining and criticizing throughout the process.
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked what she had stolen from the store.
The lady defiantly replied, “Just a stupid can of peaches.”
The judge then asked why she had done it.
She replied, “I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store.”
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, “Nine, but what do you care about that?”
The judge patiently said, “Well, ma’am, because I’m going to give you nine days in jail –
one day for each peach.”
As the judge was about to drop gavel, the lady’s long suffering husband raised his hand and asked if he might speak. Read the rest of this entry