I’ve written a whole lot of Irish jokes on Wassup. You can see most of them here. The reason for this is because I know how much you guys love Irish jokes. You’re not the only ones. I love Irish jokes as well. I reckon one of my favourites  is Friday Funnies #134.

Anyway, the say that the Irish have the lowest stress rate and the reason for this is because they do not understand the seriousness of most of the medical terminology.

The following chart will help us to understand why their stress levels are so low.

Irish Jokes Irish Understanding Of Medical Terms

 

Medical Term Irish Definition
Artery The study of paintings
Bacteria Back door to cafeteria
Barium What doctors do when patients die
Benign What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan Searching for Kitty
Cauterize Made eye contact with her
Colic A sheep dog
Coma A punctuation mark
Dilate To live long
Enema Not a friend
Fester Quicker than someone else
Fibula A small lie
Impotent Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff A Doctor’s cane
Morbid A higher offer
Nitrates Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node I knew it
Outpatient A person who has fainted
Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative A letter carrier
Recovery Room Place to do upholstery
Rectum Nearly killed him
Secretion Hiding something
Seizure Roman Emperor
Tablet A small table
Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport
Tumor Two plus one more
Urine Opposite of you’re out

They say that search engines love posts that have images in them. Images are great for SEO. It’s pretty hard to find the right unique images though which is why I bought The Creator. I used the Creator to create the following images of Irish jokes.

Funniest Irish Jokes

Then there’s this one which I think is a scream.

laugh out loud Irish Jokes

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Selling Your Domain?


Ever thought about selling your domain? Looking at my about page I decided that I have way too many blog sites. This of course means I have too many domains as well. That being the case I decided I should get rid of some of the dead weight, so to speak.

How To Go About Selling Your Domain

The first one I decided to let go was my load of bullshit site. I hardly ever post on that blog anymore and I’m sure that there is someone out there who will be able to utilise it a lot more.

When it comes to selling your domain the first thing you need to do is to find a reputable site for selling your domain. After a lot of research I decided that Sedo was the best one for the job!

When first decided to sell my domains I thought about just listing the blogs on Sedo. I thought that perhaps some people would be interested in taking the whole blog over.

Then I discovered that when selling your domain with Sedo you’re better off to park the domain with them. So that’s what I did. You may even make a little money before the actual sale by parking your domain with Sedo.

Below you’ll see a screenshot of the domain parking statistics of loadofbullshit.com

selling your domain sedo

As you can see, no money as yet but hopefully that will change soon. Either that or I come up with a quick sale. Either outcome would be great.

Moving Your WordPress Content To Your Computer

What I didn’t realize when parking my domain with Sedo was that I would lose all the content. That’s an awful lot of blood sweat and tears. I had to find a way to move those files from the web to my computer. It took a lot of Googling but I finally came up with this tutorial.

Once I got it all working on my Mac I was able to use the export/import feature of the WordPress Tools in my dashboard to transfer those posts, with comments, to my Well Blog Me blog. Over time I’ll refurbish those posts giving that blog a whole lot of new content.

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Funny Nun Jokes Friday Funnies #278


I don’t know why but people love nun jokes. Perhaps the reason for nun jokes being so popular is because they love making fun of women wearing a habit. I’ve featured nun jokes in the past, the first one being back in 2012 and it was about a nun in the airport.

Friday Funnies #58 shows us just what an angry nun is capable of.

Devoted Funny Nun Jokes

Todays funny nun jokes just goes to show exactly how far a devoted nun is willing to go.

Have you ever wondered what sort of life some of the more devoted Nuns lived? Well, I’m not sure if this will answer those questions, but it sure is funny.

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, “Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.”

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, “Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words.”

Sister Mary Katherine said, “Hard bed.”

“I’m sorry to hear that,” the Priest said, “We will get you a better bed.”

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest.
“You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.”

“Cold food,” said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. “You may say two words today.”

“I quit,” said Sister Mary Katherine.

“It’s probably best”, said the Priest, “You’ve done nothing but bitch since you got here.”‘

Lastly I have a funny nun jokes image that I put together with the aid of The Creator.

funny nun jokes Friday Funnies

I hope you’ve enjoyed this weeks Friday Funnies and that you share it with all your friends.

Remember, where to find some really funny sports jokes.

 

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