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Funny Sicilian Cow Story Friday Funnies #368

Hey guys, I’m back from my Italian holiday and I thought that this week’s Friday Funnies would be about a funny Sicilian cow story. Once I’ve told you about the funny Sicilian cow story I’ll mention another funny Sicilian story, something that happened to me when we were leaving Catania to drive to how holiday home in San Gregoria Sicily.

The Funny Sicilian Cow Story

funny Sicilian cow

The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply.

So, they brought the cow over from Sicily.  It was absolutely wonderfulIt produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.

They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they’d never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away.

No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed.

The people were very upset and decided to go to the local veterinarian, Dr Santucchi, who was very wise, to tell him what was happening, and to ask his advice. 

Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.

When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.  If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side”.

The veterinarian rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, Did you by chance, buy this cow in Sicily?”

The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Sicily.

“You are truly a wise veterinarian,” they said. “How did you know that we got the cow from Sicily?”

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eyes:  My wife is from Sicily.”

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Good Old Hooters Friday Funnies #367

Love Good Old Hooters

Old Hooters Joke

Why a post about good old hooters? Because it’s funny, that’s why.

Two guys grow up together and are the best of friends. After college, one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach, Florida, to play golf and catch up with each other.

At age 32, they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.

“Where you wanna go?” asks one. “Hooters,” replies the other.

“Why, Hooters?”

“They have those broads with the big racks, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs.”

“You’re on.”

Even More Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #366

I’ve featured heaps of blonde jokes as part of Friday Funnies. You can read all about them here. So, why even more blonde jokes? Because people love blonde jokes and can never get enough of them, and so today I give you even more blonde jokes.

More Blonde Jokes Trucker Style

A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe’ and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”

The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”

‘No,’ the cook said. ‘Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and a couple of running boards are two slices of crisp bacon.

‘Oh…OK!’ said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, ‘What are the beans for, Blondie?’
(I love this one!)
She replied, ‘I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you may as well gas up!

And they say blondes are dumb.

Something else I haven’t had for a while is a Sexy Sal joke. Reckon I should fix that!

even more blonde jokes

What? You want more blonde jokes? Why, sure.

Blondes Left Haning In The Air

What? Do you want more blonde jokes? Why sure.
Eleven people are hanging from a rope that’s attached to a helicopter. Ten of them were blonde, and one was a brunette.

They all decide that one of them should get off because if they didn’t, the rope ladder would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally, the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, “I’ll get off.”

The blondes, all moved by the brunette’s speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Edit: Just published, my Funny Blonde jokes video.

If you ever wondered how to remove a background from an image you should watch my Removing the background with InPixio Photo Clip. I’ve also found Luminar 3 to be a fantastic photo editor.

Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts.

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