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It’s time for a naughty Little Johnny Joke. Do you know, the hardest thing about the Friday Funnies posts is thinking up new keywords for my SEO. Apparently, they have to be original. So, today’s Friday Funnies is about a naughty Little Johnny Jokes because I haven’t used ‘naughty Little Johnny jokes’ yet.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

I think you’re going to love these naughty Little Johnny jokes too.  :smoke_tb:

Naughty Little Johnny Jokes Little Johnny Gone Wild

Little Johnnie’s neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie’s family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, “What a beautiful baby.”

The mother said, “Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.”

Johnnie said, “He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?”

“Yes”, the mother replied “we are so thankful, the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.”

“That’s great”, said Little Johnnie, “coz he’d be absolutely stuffed if he needed glasses.”

Yep, that’s naughty Little Johnny for you!

I think now is a great time to show you my latest YouTube video which just happens to be about a naughty Little Johnny jokes. Actually, it has ten of them.  :party:

Top 10 Little Johnny Memes

I created all of those Little Johnny memes using the Creator. One of them is actually an original that I put together from something that happened at work. Can you pick out which one it was? Check out this post to see if you’re right.

Also, this post will explain why I’m looking for more YouTube subscribers. You can help me by subscribing to my YouTube Channel.

This is one of my favourite memes that you’ll see in the video.

Naughty Little Johnny jokes

Which was your favourite meme?

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Proofreading is important. Ask any good blogger and they’ll tell you that proofreading is important. Well, this Friday Funnies shows how important it is to proofread when complaining to your landlord, whoever that may be.

Proofreading Is Important When Writing Letters

What you’d about to read is a whole pile of extracts of letters written by council tenants.
1. It’s the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
3.. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.
6.. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen..
10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.
11. The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can’t take it anymore.
12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.
15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it’s now getting too much for me.
16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.
18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife…
20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can’t get BBC2.
22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. (Yes, that’s very serious I think !)
My favourite, thanks to The Creator….
Proofreading Is Important
Check out my Heaps Of Jokes and my crazy sports jokes for more side splitting laughter. Oh yeah, there’s also heaps of jokes right here in my Friday Funnies.
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YouTube Moves Goalpost

Don’t you hate it when people move the goalpost making it even harder to achieve your goals. Well, YouTube moves goalpost to make it even harder for creators to make a buck. Actually, let me rephrase that, making it impossible to make any money.

How YouTube Moves Goalpost

So, how did YouTube move goalpost? Here’s the email I just received today.

Peter Pelliccia,
Today we are announcing changes to the YouTube Partner Program (YPP). While our goal remains to keep the YPP open to as many channels as possible, we recognize we need more safeguards in place to protect creator revenue across the YouTube ecosystem.
What’s Changing
Under the new eligibility requirements announced today, your YouTube channel, Peter Pelliccia, is no longer eligible for monetization because it doesn’t meet the new threshold of 4,000 hours of watchtime within the past 12 months and 1,000 subscribers. As a result, your channel will lose access to all monetization tools and features associated with the YouTube Partner Program on February 20, 2018 unless you surpass this threshold in the next 30 days. Accordingly, this email serves as 30 days notice that your YouTube Partner Program terms are terminated.
One of YouT
ube’s core values is to provide anyone the opportunity to earn money from a thriving channel. Creators who haven’t yet reached this new threshold can continue to benefit from our Creator Academy, our Help Center, and all the resources on the Creator Site to grow their channels. Once your channel reaches the new threshold, it will be reviewed to make sure it adheres to our policies and guidelines, and if so, monetization will be re-enabled.
The YouTube Team

YouTube Moves GoalpostReally :wallbash_tb:   :hairout_tb:   :wallbash_tb:

I just checked my stats and last year 3,216 hours of watch time, so I’m only 784 hours short which is achievable with some help from you guys.

As for the subscribers, as you can see below I’m shy 251 subscribers. Without help from you guys I have no hope of reaching the 1,000 subscribers in the next 30 days.

Subscribe To My YouTube Channel

So, if you want to help a fellow blogger and YouTuber please subscribe to my channel and go to YouTube and watch some of my videos. I will be more than happy to reciprocate the gesture.

Please, share this post because the more people that see it the more chance I’ll have of not losing my chance at continuing my YouTube earnings, as small as that may be.

Read this post to read about some of my videos.

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Blogging For Money Revisited

I reckon it’s time for a Blogging For Money Revisited post. When I first started this blog, it was more about blogging for money. It has heaps of posts all about blogging for money. I’ve even devoted a page to it called Make Money Online. There was also a time when I used to make a little money with Google Adsense, but then I went and got to be Too Sexy For Google.

That didn’t bother me because I was making way more money as a Lottery Affiliate with my two favourite lottery sites, Buy Online Lotto Tickets and Get Online Lottery. Unfortunately, I’m still trying to crack the Ez eSports Betting market.

One thing I have discovered is that there are other ways of making money online other than blogging. YouTube for example! I even started another category on one of my other blogs called YouTube Tips. Why on that blog and not on this one? I’m so glad you asked.  :drunk_tb: Read on McDuff!

Blogging For Money Revisited Why?

blogging for money revisited

Created by The Creator which I absolutely love.

I’ve decided that I’m going to give Adsense another go and because I can’t have Adsense on this blog I’m concentrating on my other blogs. Another reason for the blogging for money revisited tagline. This means I’m going to have to update them a lot more. This blog is still my most favourite blog, getting more visits than all the other ones combined. That being the case it makes perfect sense to use it to promote my other blogs.

Also, because my Friday Funnies posts are bringing the most significant chunk of traffic, I thought it would be a good idea to do the same thing for one of the other Adsense ready blogs. And so Heaps Of Jokes was born. Going to try and not piss off Google this time though. :tongue_laugh_ee:

Consolidating Web Hosting

In an effort to increase the profitability of my blogging online attempt I’m continuing to consolidate my web hosting. This month I will be moving another three sites over to my Inmotion hosting account.

As for Youtube, my biggest hurdle is trying to find the right subject matter for my videos. Of my recent videos the How To Cut Curves In Laminate Floorboards is doing quite well. I reckon my Ryobi Brushless Lawnmower Review will do quite well. I’m hoping that as time goes by more of my videos will be as popular as my motorbike stunts video which to date has generated nearly $900.

Although I’ve done a lot of posts that may help newbie bloggers, none of them is as comprehensive as the one by Paul Aroloye entitled How To Start A Successful Blog.


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