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Mobile Speed Is Important

Last week I did a post on The Need For Mobile Speed. Over the weekend I used the points in that post to increase the mobile speed of three more of my blogs. Those blogs were my Buy Online Lotto Tickets, Get Online Lottery and A Loving Memorial. While it was easier having a template to follow I found that different sites have different hurdles to jump. I persevered all the same because mobile speed is important! Why Mobile Speed Is Important As I mentioned in my previous post my latest need for mobile speed was brought on by my good mate Mitch’s post. You’ll find links to his exceptional posts about his search for improving mobile speed in my previous post. Mobile speed is important to me because I need to keep Google happy in order to get a good listing in their search engines. Having to please Google…

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Forrest Gump Goes To Heaven Friday Funnies #232

Forrest Gump goes to heaven? Can you imaging the day that the legendary Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven? I have to admit Tom Hanks character in Forrest Gump was brilliant. One can only imagine the hilarity if they did a followup of Forrest Gump goes to heaven and met St. Peter. The reason for me talking about Forrest Gump going to heaven is because I just received this email today talking about that very thing. I’m sure you’re going to love this one Forrest Gump Goes To Heaven Meets St Peter The day orestinally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed as Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, ‘Well,Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the…

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The Need For Mobile Speed

Improving Mobile Speed Mobile Speed is important! As much as it pains me to say this, if we want to get more traffic we need to keep Google happy. Failing this would cause us to lose our standing in the search engine causing a huge drop in traffic resulting in less income. And we don’t want that do we. I’ve written several posts on how to boost the speed of your WordPress blog. One of the later ones was when I moved to Inmotion Hosting a VPS host because a shared hosting was just too slow. That post was called WassupBlog Now Hosted On A VPS Host. Yeah, I come up with some killer titles I followed that post with How To Optimize Your WordPress Blog. Although I would have been more than happy to leave it at that I happened to come across one of Mitch’s Mobile Friendly vs…

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Should I Join Facebook Friday Funnies #231

I got this in an email today which I thought was really quite clever. It was titled… Should I Join Facebook? Read it all the way through! It’s a good laugh AND really quite true!! A good laugh for people in the over 70 group! When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up under duress for Twitter and Facebook, so my seven kids, their spouses, my 13 grand kids and 2 great grand kids could communicate with me in the modern way. I figured I could handle something as simple as Twitter with only 140 characters of space. My phone was beeping every three minutes with the details of everything except the bowel movements of the entire next generation. I am not ready…

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All About Balance Humour Friday Funnies #230

In life a lot of things have to do with balance. I found this story about balance to be really funny. Balance In The Creation Of The World God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired,  — “Where have you been?” God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,—-  “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.” Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said,   —- “What is it?” “It’s a planet,”  — replied God,   — and I’ve put life on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a place to test ‘Balance.‘” “Balance?” —   inquired Michael, —- “I’m still confused.” God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. “For example,northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I’ve placed a continent of white people, and…

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Julie Andrews Features on Friday Funnies #229

You know how I get the majority of my Friday Funnies from emails my friends send me. Well today is no different. Actually, it is a little different in that I wasn’t sure if the statement made about the contents of this email was actually true. Here’s the email I got today. To commemorate her birthday, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan’s Radio  City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was ‘My Favorite Things’  from the legendary movie ‘Sound Of Music’.   Here are the lyrics she used:  (Sing It!) – If you sing it, its especially hysterical!!! Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and  handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favourite things. Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth…

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Mule Trading Friday Funnies #228

Mule Trading Joke Like all my Friday Funnies I got this one in a email. I thought it was pretty funny. I hope you like it. Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville, MS Daily and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.” Curtis & Leroy replied, Well, then just give us our money back.” The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.” They said, “OK then, just bring us the dead mule.” The farmer asked, “What in the world ya’ll gonna do with a dead mule?” Curtis said, “We gonna raffle him off.” The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead mule!” Leroy said, “We sure can! Heck, we don’t hafta tell nobody he’s dead!”…

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Funny Shit To Make You Laugh Friday Funnies #227

In case you’re wondering why I’ve called this post funny shit is because it’s just another keyword that I’m targeting. Some of you may think I’m crazy because it may piss Google off! Well, as this Too Sexy For Google post will tell you, I now longer care about the Google moral police. So, in the hope that there are people out there searching for funny shit I’ve decided to call Friday Funnies #227 Funny Shit To Make You Laugh! Some Funny Shit To Make You Laugh Have you ever wondered why it’s just not smart to give women shit? I think William Golding said it best when he said…. Do you remember the old saying, If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Well, I found a completely different way to look at it.  Then there’s this image of some funny shit at the Rio Olympics because of the…

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