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For many people, the highlight of their weekend is being able to get together with a group of friends and see a movie. It seems like in recent years movie producers have gone the extra mile in making movies that are full of stunning visual effects and that tell a story that really captivates an audience. The whole idea of going to a movie theater, being able to sit down in a dark place, and totally get lost in the story is appealing. Everything from the design of the theater to the design of the seats is made to accomplish that goal. There are a lot of things that happen behind the scenes at a movie theater that most people know nothing about.

For example, when you walk into a movie theater, what is the first thing that hits you? Isn’t it the unbelievably powerful smell of the popcorn? But you have no doubt noticed that when you make popcorn at home, it smells nothing like what it does at the movie theater. There’s a reason for that. Movie theater popcorn has an additive that is designed to make the popcorn smell fill the entire theater. Remember, the goal of the theater is to immerse you in the movie viewing process. This includes getting you to purchase a large bucket of buttery popcorn.

Talking about buying popcorn, have you ever wondered why it costs seven dollars for a bucket of popcorn that you could pop at home for just a few cents? The answer is that movie theaters do not make the majority of their money from the actual movies that they show. In the first month or two of a screening, all of the money from ticket sales go back to the movie studio. Once the theaters have paid for the rights to show the movie, then they can start to collect a profit. So how do they make their money? You guessed it, by selling hot popcorn for $10.

So now you have your hot buttery popcorn and you’re sitting down at the theater waiting for the movie to start. And yet, doesn’t it always seem like the movie starts late? Well, they do. The idea is to give everyone enough time to sit down, enjoy a few trailers, and see the movie when it starts. Interestingly, movies always end on time. This way, the ushers know when to come in and clean.

Now, you will no doubt view your movie going experience a little bit differently. Nothing that happens at the theater is accidental. Everything from the theater casters used to move the projectors to the colors of the seats have been carefully crafted to give you the best movie going experience.

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I’ve got a couple of jokes for this weeks Friday Funnies. The first is a joke about a lie detecting robot!  :tongue_laugh_ee:

The Lie Detecting Robot Joke

Robot Joke Friday FunniesA father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, “I did some schoolwork.”

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, “Ok, Ok. I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”

Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”

Son says, “Toy Story.”

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, “Ok, Ok, we were watching porn.”

Dad says, “What? At your age I didn’t even know what porn was.”

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, “Well, he certainly is your son.”

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

I wonder if the robot sale came with a warning notice?  :hey_you:

 

Male or Female?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples to highlight exactly what I mean.

Friday Funnies glad wrap

 

 

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

 

 

 

Friday Funnies photocopier

 

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

 

 

 

Friday Funnies Tires

 

TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

 

 

 

Friday Funnies hot Air Balloon

 

 

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

 

 

 

 

Friday Funnies sponges

 

SPONGES:

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

 

 

Friday Funnies web pages

 

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

 

 

 

 

Friday Funnies trains

 

TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

 

 

 

Friday Funnies Egg Timer

 

 

 

EGG TIMERS:

Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday Funnies Hammers

 

HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

 

 

Friday Funnies Remore Control

 

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

 

 

And so ends another Friday Funnies. Don’t forget to share this post with your friend to brighten up their day.

Looking for more jokes? You’ll find some great sports related jokes at funny sports jokes.

 

 

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I got some emails that all has something to do with heaven or hell. They were pretty funny which is why I’ve called this post Funny Side Of Heaven Or Hell.

Funny Side of Heaven Or Hell #1

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, Or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?”

And then she went back to reading her book.

Funny Side Of Heaven Or Hell #2

Funny Side Of Heaven Or HellAn old lady dies and goes to Heaven. On arriving, she’s chatting with Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates when suddenly she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams!

Seeing her alarm, Saint Peter says soothingly: “Don’t worry about that, it’s just one of the new
arrivals having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades to fit her wings.”

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on chatting with Saint Peter. A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.

“Oh my Goodness,” exclaims the old lady, “Now what’s happening to her?”

“Not to worry,” replies Saint Peter, “She’s just having her head drilled to fit her halo.”

“I can’t do this,” says the old lady, “I’m going down to Hell instead.”

“You can’t go to that nasty place,” says Saint Peter, “You’ll be raped and sexually abused.”

“Maybe so,” replies the old lady, “But I’ve already got the holes for that.”

And so ends another Friday Funnies. Don’t forget to make your friends smile by sharing this with them.  :drunk_tb:

 

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