A Woman’s Revenge Friday Funnies #149

I found this next story about a woman’s revenge quite amusing. It’s not just any woman either, it was the mother of a bride. I’m sure if you’re of the female persuasion you will appreciate this story.

A Woman’s Revenge At The Wedding

Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father’s new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.

Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, And I’m wearing it, she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ”Never mind sweetheart. I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.”

 A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ”Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it.”

 Her mother just smiled and replied, ”Of course I do, dear… I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.”

Yep, a woman’s revenge alright! Man, women can be just bitches  :devil_tb:

While we’re talking about women, I found this little piece where a woman is compared to a phone.

Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

Or how about the one where they compare women to angels.

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings….We simply continue to fly …. on a broomstick…..We are flexible like that.

Somehow I don’t think it was a woman who came up with that one  :tongue_laugh_ee:

And, have you ever wondered about all those cravings that pregnant women get?

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That’s it for this weeks Friday Funnies. Have a great weekend.

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Welcome to 2015! I hope you had a great 2014 and that 2015 is even better. And what better way to start off 2015 than with a Friday Funnies joke. Have you ever wondered why people born between 1980 and 2010 are called Generation Y? I have and today I got this email titled Y Chromosome. I thought it had a fair bit of truth in it and that it was pretty funny. But before I tell you why they’re called Generation Y I’m going to give you the email in it’s entirety.

The Naming Of Generation Y

People born before 1946 are called – The Greatest Generation.

People born between 1946 and 1964 are called – The Baby Boomers.

People born between 1965 and 1979 are called – Generation X.

And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called – Generation Y.

Why do we call the last group -Generation Y ?

Y should I get a job?

Y should I leave home and find my own place?

Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?

Y should I clean my room?

Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?

Y should I buy any food?

But perhaps a cartoonist explained it most eloquently below…

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Yep, I reckon that cartoonist nailed it!

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That’s the first of the Friday Funnies for 2015. I hope you enjoyed it and that 2015 brings you all that you could wish for.

 

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Mobile Phone Rudeness Friday Funnies #147

I hope you had a safe and merry Christmas. Todays Friday Funnies is going to be the last post for 2014. For that reason I have a little treat for you.  :devil_tb:

It’s all to do with mobile phone rudeness. I’m sure you’ve come across one form of mobile phone rudeness or another. Take the bloke in the following story. His latest brush with mobile phone

Mobile Phone Rudeness

One of my pet peeves is the almost constant use of mobile phones by people while driving, shopping, dining and in line at the supermarket etc. Doesn’t anyone know how to say ‘I’ll call you right back’ ?

Well, it has gone beyond that now, with them being used in relaxing getaway places like at the beach. This is beyond being inconsiderate.

While on the beach recently, I had to just sit there and listen to this woman for at least an hour while she talked on her mobile phone and pranced back and forth right in front of me, absolutely oblivious to what a bloody nuisance she was.

I hate that…..

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  :tongue_laugh_ee: Yeah, talk about mobile phone rudeness. How annoying would that be?

guuter guyThe next one isn’t so much a joke as it is showing you some Aussie ingenuity. Aussie ingenuity that I’m sure is going to get a smile out of you. :wink_ee:

My wife said “Fix that gutter downspout TODAY!”  So I invited the boys over.

One brought his welding machine, one brought a pipe cutter the others brought the beer.

Took us about 4 hours (mostly cuz of the beer), but we got the downspout fixed.

Wife was speechless – for a while…….

(Too bad it’s not permanent!!)

Well, that’s Friday Funnies #147, the last one for 2014.

It’s been a great year and I absolutely loved having you around. I hope you have a great New Years in the days to come and I wish you all the best for 2015. May it bring you all that you could wish for.

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