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Do you ever wonder who makes up some of the jokes, stories or whatever that you read on Friday Funnies. I do and sometimes I think to myself that some of these people have way too much time on their hands. Especially the person who wrote the following about Who Is Jack Schitt?

Who Is Jack Schitt???

who is jack schitt

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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt!’

Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt,’ you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

The best thing about the Schitt family tree is that someone even took the time to make a video about the Schitt Family tree. No shit! I kid you not.  :smoke_tb:

Now that you know all about Jack Schitt I wanted to dispel the theory that sex is the best form of exercise. I did that by putting together something with the help of The Creator!

sex best form of exercise

I hope you enjoyed this weeks Friday Funnies. Don’t forget to bring some joy to other by sharing this post on your favourite social media sites.

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Jokes With God In It

Funny Jokes With God In It

It’s Friday and you know what that means don’t you? Yep, its Friday Funnies time. Today’s Friday Funnies has several jokes with God in it. The first of the jokes with God in is is about a near death experience.

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God She asked “Is my time up”?
God said, “No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had
another 33 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance”?

God replied: ! I didn’t recognise you!!!!!”

I made the next couple of funny jokes with God in it using The Creator.

Jokes With God In It

more Jokes with God in it

The next of our jokes with God in it is an oldie but a goodie. :wink:

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?”

The preacher calmly said “No, God will save me.”

A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?”

The preacher replied again, “No God will save me.”

Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”

God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!”

Just goes to show that God is always around to help us, sometimes we’re just too stupid to see when he’s holding out his hand.

Hope you liked this weeks Friday Funnies. Don’t forget where you can find some really funny sports jokes.

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Video Online Marketing Tool

This post is going to cover two topics, both of which have a lot to do with the importance of video in todays online marketing. I have quite a few videos on YouTube but only a very few have actually been used as a marketing tool.

My latest YouTube video is about my brand new smartwatch. It shows people how good this watch really is.

WTC L38 Smartwatch

I was going to write a review on this blog but I didn’t see the point now that I’ve written an extensive review on my Sports Betting blog. I called it WTC L38 Smartwatch Review :wink_ee:

Click HERE if you want to skip the review and just want to check out this remarkable smartwatch.

Now we get to the second, and most important, part of this post, marketing and the importance of this Video Online Marketing Tool.

Video Online Marketing Tool Facts

Just about everyone is talking about video marketing these days. The only problem its so hard to find out what you need to do to get RESULTS…

I’ve just come across this awesome YouTube SEO Cheat Sheet that’s jam packed with a ton of simple and actionable tricks you can implement immediately to boost your rankings with video…

And the best part is it’s TOTALLY FREE….

If you want to drive traffic with video, this YouTube SEO Cheat Sheet can really help you out…

You can get it here

Specifically it reveals:

  • A Proven formula for writing video titles that get clicks.
  • The 3 tags your video must have to maximize video traffic potential.
  • The single biggest factor that impacts video rankings, and how to nail it by “opening a loop” at the start of each video.
  • 7 simple tricks for generating natural inbound links.
  • 3 “psychological video triggers” that put people in a trance-like state glued to your video till the very end – and why this is essential for earning stable rankings…
  • And Heaps More…

DOWNLOAD your Video SEO Cheat Sheet Here (For FREE)

Just so you know this free video cheat sheet has been put together by the guys at Market Samurai and you know how knowledgeable they are.

In case you’re thinking to yourself that you have no idea how to put a great marketing video together. They’ve thought about that too. It’s called Content Samurai!

Video Online Marketing Tool Create Awesome Videos in Minutes!

With Content Samurai you don’t need expensive video creating software.

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