Friday, October 4th, 2013 at
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Man.I don’t know about you but that was one hell of a week. I understand the necessity of maintaining a wage budget but not when they screw you so much you haven’t got the time to fill the shelves and process the back stocks so you don’t have to waste stuff because they’ve gone past the expiry date. It’s particularly hard when two staff members are on holidays, one is a newbie who’s carton rate is bloody dismal the rest of us have to take up the slack.
Too bad we can’t train a bunch of monkeys to help us fill the shelves, but then again management would probably complain about the amount of bananas they would eat. Speaking of monkeys, check out the following joke, the first part of this weeks friday funnies.
The Hungry Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.
Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them.
He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls.
To everyone’s amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow swallowed it whole.
The bartender looked at the guy and said, “Did you see what your Monkey just did?”
“He just ate the cue ball off my pool table…whole!” Read the rest of this entry