Irish Sausage Friday Funnies #289


I got this email today that stemmed around an Irish sausage that I found to be absolutely hilarious! Now you may wonder what is so funny about an Irish sausage? Well it’s not the Irish sausage as much as the consequences that occurred around finding where they keep the Irish sausages? Here is the email in its entirety.

Irish Sausage & Racism

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days. A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?”

The assistant asks, “Are you Irish?”

The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am, but let me ask you something, If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?”

The assistant says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”

The guy says, “Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I’m Irish?”

The assistant replied, “Because you’re in Bunnings.”

Yeah, some people are just way to sensitive. :wink:

Of course I know you guys expect more than just one funny joke for Friday Funnies which is why I used the Creator to put the following joke together for you.

Irish Sausage JokeI’m sure that for most of you these jokes are more than enough for a Friday Funnies post. Even so, there may be some of you who want more. For those of you who are new to Friday funnies you should check out the Friday Funnies category. If you like sports related jokes then check out my really funny sports jokes.

 

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funny side side positions

We all know that sleeping people can be funny and cute (seen from the position observer), but when it comes to facts, most of them are serious and scientific. However, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find some interesting and peculiar enough facts to make sleeping funny from this point of view as well.

For instance, did you know that the sleeping position says a lot about someone? For instance, people who sleep on their side are considered to be tough on the outside but cuddly and sensitive on the inside. On the other hand, people who sleep on their back are thought to be very strict and well-structured (just like a soldier). Finally, people who sleep on their stomach are extremely sociable and free but tend to hide anxiety within their core. Read the rest of this entry

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Entertaining Videos


For this weeks Friday Funnies, Friday Funnies #288, I thought I would do something different by presenting you guys with some entertaining videos. These entertaining videos may not make you fall off your seats in laughter but I’m sure it will bring a smile to your face.

Entertaining Videos #1 Elvis Loving Cockatoos

This first one is about a very talented cockatoo who loves Elvis. I’m assuming the one on the right is a male and the one of the left is a female. Watch this entertaining video to the end to see some really cool moves. This guy can bop to a tune with the best of them, certainly a lot better than me. :wink_ee:

Entertaining Video #2 Skeleton Dancing To Chubby Checker’s Twister

You’re going to love this one, especially if you’re into good music. It’s a puppeteer getting his skeleton singing and dancing to Chubby Checkers famous Twister song. This video actually got a hearty laugh out of me near the end.

Entertaining Video #3 Carl’s Jr. Banned Commercials

This next entertaining video is for all you blokes out there. As an Aussie I’ve never heard of Carl’s Jr burgers until coming across this video. After Googling it I found that we actually have one in Mt Barker! I’m telling you, after watching these banned commercials I actually have a hankering for a juice Carl’s Jr. juicy burger.


I’m telling you guys, it’s a shame that they’ve banned these commercials.

Rembrandt’s Night Watch

For the next, and final, in our list of entertaining videos I need you to study the following image first. It’s  Rembrandt’s famous Night Watch painting.
Entertaining videos

It all came about when the Rijksmuseum museum in Holland had the idea of bringing the art to the people. Hopefully, they will then come to see more. At the museum of course.

They took one Rembrandt painting from 1642, Night Watch and brought to life the characters in it, placed them in a busy mall and the rest you can see for yourself!

OK, so you’ve studied the painting, now prepare to be entertained with the video.


That’s it guys, hope you found this weeks post very entertaining. Perhaps entertaining enough to share it around. :wink:

If you’re looking for more laughs there’s always more to be found in the Friday Funnies category as well as  in my funny sports jokes.

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