Funny Tax Joke Friday Funnies #277


There are probably many versions of this funny tax joke floating around the web. I’m sure you may have even come across one of those version of this funny tax joke. Even though that may be the case, I’m sure you’ll love this version of the ever popular funny tax joke.

Funny Tax Joke Of Smart Arse Tax Inspector

At the end of the tax year, the A.T.O. sent a tax inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the taxman was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said: “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. I imagine there’s a lot of wastage there. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left to be of any use?”

“Good question,” noted the executive. “We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll.”

“Oh,” replied the taxman, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.

However, he was now well mounted on his favourite hobby horse and ready to be critical.“What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what’s left over after setting a cast on a patient?”

“Ah, yes,” replied the executive, who actually hadn’t a clue, but rising to the challenge. “We save that too, and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they send us a free bag of plaster.”

“My, my, an answer for everything!” responded the auditor, who also fancied himself a bit of a wit. “What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?”

“Here, too, we do not waste,” answered the executive.
What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the tax office, and about once a year they send us a complete prick.”

Truth be told, the taxman has a pretty bad wrap sheet and the government, who controls the taxman, is behind the whole thing. After all, who comes up with all these new taxes we’re constantly subjected to. This image says it all.

funny tax joke

Don’t they wish they could actually get away with this?

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Funny Poem Friday Funnies #276


Funny PoemI never really liked poetry until one day I decided to write a poem on this very blog. It wasn’t a funny poem as such, more about the difference between young and old and centered around blogging. I called my first poem Blogs, Blogging, Young Man Old Man, Never The Twain Shall Meet. Yeah, I know, the title is a little long, but like I said it was my first poem.

Poetry comes in handy at times when you want to vent your frustration, like the time I wrote the Google Sucks poem. Who know’s, perhaps some of you will find that funny. :wink_ee:

Then there was the one called, Man’s Struggle To Control His Urges, which I meant to be a funny poem. Then there was My Passionate Encounter which I really meant to be a funny poem. You can see all my poems here.

Enough about my poetry, this post isn’t all about me, it’s about a short and truly funny poem, one called Timbuktu! This funny poem actually comes with a story on how it all came about.

Timbuktu – A Funny Poem

The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists – a university graduate and an old aboriginal.

They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word.
The word was ‘ TIMBUKTU ‘

First to read his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels two by two,
Destination Timbuktu .

The crowd went crazy! No way could the old man top that, they thought.

The aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a huntin’ went,
Met three whores in a pop up tent;
They were three, and we were two,
So I bucked one, and Tim buktu.

The aboriginal won hands down.

Don’t forget, I have heaps of really funny sports jokes.

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Fireman Sex Joke Friday Funnies #275


Today’s Friday Funnies begins with an email I got today entitled Fireman Sex. I’ve written the Fireman Sex joke as close as possible complete with images because I thought the fireman sex images made the joke.

If you’re wondering why I’m using the words ‘fireman sex so often it’s all to do with SEO. The images also have a ‘fireman sex tag and to top it all off I need to include it in th
Fireman sex joke

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go.

Fireman sex truck

“From now on when I say BELL 1

I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2

I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3

We are going to make love all night.
“The next night he came home from work and yelled

” BELL 1!” The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

naked woman

When he yelled “BELL 2!”, the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled ” BELL 3!”, they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled “BELL 4!”

“What the hell is BELL 4?” asked the husband?

naked fireman

“ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,” she replied “YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.”
lauging mouse

To all you teetotalers out there did you know that drinking tea is more dangerous than drinking beer? This guy has proof! Here is what he has to say.

I got this other email that was full of saying that are found on signs all over the world. I don’t know how accurate they are but some of them are pretty funny. Here’s a sign that was found inside a Bangkok dry cleaner.

This of course is the perfect lead up to the following really funny video about a couple taking their clothes off in a laundromat.


That’s it for this weeks Friday Funnies #272. That’s a hell of a lot of Friday Funnies :wink_ee:

If you’re new to Friday Funnies why not tickle your funny bone with more Friday Funnies. Other than that check out these hilarious sports jokes.

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