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Funny Surgeon Jokes Friday Funnies #221


For this weeks Friday Funnies I thought I would dedicate to a couple of really funny surgeon jokes.

Funny Surgeon Jokes About Toronto Surgeons

Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

funny surgeon jokesOne of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in Ontario. In my favourite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

The second surgeon said. “That’s nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics.

The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs”. Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana and he rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the man’s blonde hair and the Horse’s ass. I was able to put them together and now he’s running for President of the U.S.A!”

What makes this really funny is that you can totally relate it to the not so funny up and coming American election campaign for president.

Next we have a group of five surgeons discussion which profession is the best to operate on.

The five surgeons are discussing who are the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon said, “I like operating on accountants because when you open them up, everything inside them are numbered.”

The second responded, “Nah, you should try electricians! When I open them up I find that everything inside them is colour coded.”

The third surgeon said, “I reckon librarians are the best because everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon chimed in, “Personally, I like construction workers because they always understand when you have a few parts left over in the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”

It was the fifth surgeon shut them all up with this observation, “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no spine and the head and butt are interchangeable.”

I reckon the fifth surgeon got it right and I just had to include this in my Funny Surgeon Jokes.

Finally, a Funny Surgeon Jokes image.

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That’s it for this weeks Friday Funnies! Of course you know you can always get more laughs from my really funny sports jokes.

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Funny Stuff Friday Funnies #220

As the week comes to another close I look forward to posting another Friday Funnies. Last weeks Friday Funnies  was all about Sexy Sals Blonde Jokes. I’m hoping that this weeks ‘Funny Stuff’ post will turn out to be just as popular. If you enjoyed this weeks Funny Stuff post feel free to send it viral by sharing it on your favourite social media.

Funny Stuff To Make You Smile/Laugh

My first bit of funny stuff is about a lot of the stuff we have to put up with in the 21st Century/

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!

Our Phones ~ Wireless
Cooking ~ Fireless
Cars ~ Keyless
Food ~ Fatless
Tires ~ Tubeless
Dress ~ Sleeveless
Youth ~ Jobless
Leaders ~ Shameless
Relationships~ Meaningless
Attitude ~ Careless
Wives ~ Fearless
Babies ~ Fatherless
Feelings ~ Heartless
Education ~ Valueless
Children ~ Mannerless
Everything is becoming LESS
In fact we are ~ speechless
Our Government is ~ Clueless

but our hopes are~ Endless.

What makes this little bit of funny stuff is that a lot of it is so true and if you really think about it, some of the points made are a little sad.

Now for some Irish Funny Stuff!more funny stuff irish jokes

Funny Stuff Irish Jokes

I really like the next bit of funny stuff.

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Our next bit of funny stuff involves and old couple in church. I love this one.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

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Next our funny stuff takes us back home where a grandson questions his grand mother.

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Before presenting my last funny piece, something that I know you’re going to love, I want to point out that all the images on this post were created with the aid of The Creator,

And so, for our final piece of Friday Funnies….

Baby’s First Doctor Visit

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the
baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

‘Breast-fed,’ she replied…

‘Well, strip down to your waist,’ the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get
dressed, the doctor said, ‘No wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk.’

‘I know,’ she said, ‘I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came.’

Have a great weekend guys and don’t forget to share this post with friends and family.

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It’s been quite some time since I’ve posted some funny Sexy Sals blonde jokes so I thought I would dedicate this weeks Friday Funnies to a whole heap of really funny Sexy Sals jokes! Before I do that though it’s best, for SEO purposes, that I actually post some really funny blonde jokes.

A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn’t sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her blonde friend from next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size.

“Buffy,” she said, “How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?”

“Ten,” said Buffy.

So the blonde bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but she had 2 rolls leftover. “Buffy,” she said. “I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I’ve got 2 leftover!”
“Yes,” said Buffy. “So did I.”

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Our next funny blonde joke involves 2 blondes, one of them a cop.

A blonde was speeding in a 25 mile per hour residental zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over. The female police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde’s driver’s license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, “What does a driver’s license look like?’

Irritated, the blonde cop said, “Don’t be a smart ass!, it’s got your picture on it!”

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, “Aha! This must be my driver’s license”, then handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, “You’re free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this.”

really funny blonde jokesOK, now it’s time for Sexy Sal to strut her stuff!

Funny Sexy Sals Blonde Jokes

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funny sexy sals blonde jokesThat’s it for this weeks funniest blonde jokes.

Looking for something else to read? How about my latest smartwatch review?

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