Italian Joke Friday Funnies #136

I’ve had jokes on Friday Funnies targeting most races but probably none more than the Irish. It’s not my fault that I pick on the Irish thug. There’s just so many Irish jokes out there.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

I’m pretty sure I’ve included one or two Italian jokes. Just in case this Friday Funnies will have an Italian joke. Being of Italian heritage I think it’s only fair I include an Italian joke every now and again just to show there is no favouritism. :wink:

Italian Joke A Secret to a Long Marriage!

At St. Peter’s Catholic Church they have weekly husbands marriage seminars.Italian Joke Auntie Acid

At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, ‘Wella, I’va tried to treat her nice, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I took her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!’

The priest responded, ‘Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?’

Giuseppe proudly replied, ” I gonna go pick her up.”

Well, I sure hope you liked that Italian joke.

Something I’ve learned about being on the Internet is that you have to be really careful about the stuff you post on sites like FaceBook. Once it goes live everybody can see it! I mean everybody and if you’re not careful it will end up biting you in the ass  :pretty_please:

FaceBook Heaven Joke

The following video is bloody hilarious. A REALLY GREAT ITALIAN JOKE. It’s in Italian but I’m sure you will get the gist of it. Just to help you out the man on the motor bike is asking the Italian farmer what time it is. The farmer lifts the donkeys balls and then tells the man the time. This happens a couple of times.

When the bloke on the motor bike comes back again he once again asks the time. He’s amazed that the farmer gets the time right to the minute by lifting the donkeys balls again. I’m sure you can work out the rest :wink_ee: :

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Business Investment Is Important

Business Investment

Created with the Logo Creator

I could just as easily called this post Blog Investment is important because I know a lot of bloggers out there are hoping there blogs will make them a little money. I’ve decided to call it business investment instead because if you’re hoping to make money with your blog then your blog really is a business.

I came across an interesting post yesterday, Super Ninja Blogging Weapons All Pros Are Using, where the author Brittany Bullen, talks about her business investment tools. In my comment I mentioned some of the tools I use as part of my business investment strategy.

The best thing about having an online business is that it doesn’t have to cost you an arm and a leg. The majority of serious bloggers have self hosted blogs. This is important as it means they own their blog outright and have complete control. Using those free blogs is not a serious business investment.

I moved up to VPS Hosting with Inmotion Hosting for just under $30 per month. Beginner bloggers can have a shared hosting with them for as low as $5.99 a month.

As far as business investment goes my most important business investment would have to be the Logo Creator.

My Best Business Investment

When you consider that the Logo Creator will only set you back $37 it’s an investment in your business that anyone can afford. While writing this post I noticed that for a limited time it’s for sale for only $17! That’s bloody unbelievable. Especially when you consider what you get for it. Apart from the software you also get the following.

  • 200 pre-made logos/templates to modify
  • 300 beautiful images to use
  • Bonus Baldy Bob in 3D, a $27 value
  • The ability to add your own graphics
  • Lifetime use
  • Unlimited revisions
  • The ability to insert images into Logo Text
  • You can sell the images that you create using the Logo Creator

Keeping that last point in mind I used it to create my Header Package!

As good as it is I’ve added more packs to my Logo Creator. They include.

  • The Character Creator:  This is an amazing product that helps you create the perfect mascot character for your business and services. Comes complete with the LogoCreator. At only $17 it’s a steal. If you act quickly you even get a bonus “never seen before characters!”
  • The People Creator: Comes with the LogoCreator and for a limited amount of time you get it for only $17! Wait too long and it goes up to $27. You get 50 templates to modify and 200 “Real People” images and silhouettes. Hundreds of new elements. All images can be used royalty free. You’ll never have to find another royalty free image to use to sell your product or advertise your affiliate again.
  • People Pak 2: When this pack became available I just had to have it. It came with 50 new templates as well as another 100 quality images of real people. Once again it comes with the LogoCreator.
  • Product Poppers: This is one that I plan to get in the near future. It comes with another 50 templates and 100 animated images.
  • Cartoon Marketing Mascots: This was the first package I bought to add to the Logo Creator. It comes with 110 cartoon mascots characters. Comes free with the LogoCreator.

You’ll notice that buying any of the add on packs (I’m not sure about the Product Poppers) will give you the LogoCreator as well. You’re basically getting it for free. I already had the LogoCreator and so I paid just for the individual packs.

Ever since I’ve purchased the Logo Creator and the add on packs I’ve been able to come up with all my own images for my posts. I use it for almost everything including the making of my video thumbnails for YouTube. You can see one in my latest YouTube creation. My Laughaholics series would have been pretty ordinary if it wasn’t for the LogoCreator.

Just about all my images on EZ eSports Betting site have been created with the aid of the Logo Creator. The Logo Creator is actually my #1 marketing ploy which is why its my most important business investment. It could be yours as well.

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