Funny Things People Do Friday Funnies #281


I love Friday Funnies. So does everybody else which is why it’s been going for years. Friday Funnies is all about making people laugh. Some times it’s not about jokes, it’s about funny things people do. Like the following joke for example, for all we know it could actually have happened and so actually fits in the funny things people do category.

Funny Things People Do Trucker’s Breakfast

A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe’ and placed his order. He said I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.’ The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, ‘This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards….. What does he think this place is an auto parts store?’

‘No,’ the cook said. ‘Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards… Are 2 slices of crisp bacon!

‘Oh….. OK!’ said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, ‘What are the beans for, Blondie?’

‘She replied, ‘I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!’

And they say that blondes are dumb :wink_ee:

Funny Things People Do Scottish Drinking Song

This next one came on an email with the heading “Scottish Karaoke Drinking Song”. I liked it so much I had to find it on YouTube so could post it here. You really need to hear / watch the video all the way to the end. Two girls appear in it who do a funny thing and then it’s topped off by the Scotsman himself.

This video has 81,ooo likes and over 16 million views. Just goes to show how popular it is.

Speaking of funny things people do, Dennis the Menace did a lot of funny things. Take this image for example.

Funny things people do

Speaking of videos, I’ve just posted my latest video about sexy moments in womens sport. It would be great if you could head on over and give it a thumbs up. Remember, if you’re looking for more joke, my Friday Funnies category has hundreds of them.

 

 

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Blogging For Money Revisited


I’ve done a lot of posts on blogging for money. I even have a page devoted to it. Yeah, I know, I’ve still to work past step six :wink_ee: but I’ll get there. I’m not one to lie to my readers so I’m not going to tell you that my blogging for money earnings is enough to allow me to quit my job. If only that was true.

As far as my blogging for money attempt is going check out the image below.

Blogging For Money Proof

blogging for money proof

You will notice that although my earnings are up for this year I actually made less because of my expenses. You’ll also notice that has dropped by more than half. This is because traffic for this blog has dropped a fair bit ever since I stopped commenting on other blogs. This has caused my Alexa ranking to drop and my advertising earnings dropped with it.

You’ll also notice that my earnings have grown and that is mainly to do with my two lottery sites, Buy Online Lotto Tickets and Get Online Lottery. The earnings from these twos sites will continue to grow and I’m hoping it will be enough to retire comfortably on. If you’re interested in getting your hands on some of this cash you should read my Lotto Affiliate post.

You’ll also notice that my hosting and domain costs have gone up. To increase my profits I’ve decided to get rid of one of my hosts and to sell some of my domains. The first one to go is my load of bullshit which I wrote in my Selling Your Domain post. Offloading these ‘dead’ sites will give me more time to concentrate on building my more profitable blogs.

You’ll also notice that I’ve spent more money on software. But that’s a business expense and I have no problem with that. In fact, most of that is video production related and I’m hoping to use that to increase my youtube earnings.

Online Stores Blogging For Money

Apart from my lottery sites and my EZ e Sports Betting site I’m also going to focus on my online stores. Especially my Gifts Guru Gift Store. Luckily I can use my other blogs to help push traffic and SEO points to that site. My post on affordable wedding dresses is designed specifically to promote the beautiful wedding dresses I’m promoting.

I’ve also started commenting, and will continue to do so to garner as much link juice as possible. Naturally I will following my own commenting guidelines to make sure not only that those comments are accepted but to show others I’m a blogger to be reckoned with. :wink_ee:

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Fun Stories Friday Funnies #280


Fun Stories That Make You Laugh

I love that life is full of fun stories. True, a lot of those fun stories are probably made up but even if that’s true they’re still bloody funny.  Take for example this story about an alter boy.

An Alter Boy’s Confession

‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.’Fun Stories Alter Boy

The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano?’

‘Yes, Father, it is.’

‘And who was the girl you were with?’

‘I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.’

‘Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?’

‘I cannot say.’

‘Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?’

‘I’ll never tell.’

‘Was it Nina Capelli?’

‘I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.’

‘Was it Cathy Piriano?’

‘Sorry Father, but my lips are sealed.’

‘Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?’

‘Please, Father, I cannot tell you.’

The priest sighs in frustration. ‘You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.’

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, ‘What’d you get?’

‘Four months vacation and five good leads…’

As far as fun stories go, what can be funnier than some of the ways people interpret art. Take the following as a good example.

Interpreting Art Funny Stories

three irishmen with black penises

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery in London were staring at a painting that had them totally confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the men had black penises, but the one seated in the middle, had a pink penis.

The curator of the gallery realized the confused couple were having trouble with interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on and on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominantly white, patriarchal society. “In fact”, he pointed out, “some serious critics believe that the pink penis reflects the cultural and sociological oppression expressed by gay men in a contemporary society”.

After the curator left, a Scotsman man approached the couple and said, “Would you like to know what the painting is really about?”

“Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the Gallery?” asked the couple.

“Because I’m the guy who painted it,” he replied. “They’re just three Scottish coal-miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.

For those of you who are thinking that coal mines didn’t work naked, I actually found an article that stated that some actually did.

Don’t forget, I have heaps of Friday Funnies if you have the time to look through them.

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