Funny Side Of Life

The funny side of life is a humorous look at life in general including the food we should or should not eat. It also takes a look at how good exercise is for you and whether alcohol is a good or bad thing. I hope you see the funny side of life as a satirical and not a factual post.

Japanese Doctor’s Look At The Funny Side Of Life

*Q*: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

*A*: Heart only good for so many beats, and that’s it… Don’t waste time on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it’s like saying you extend life of a car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

*Q*: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

*A*: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that means they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. Bottoms up!

*Q*: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

*A*: Can’t think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain…good!

*Q*: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?

*A*: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?

*Q*: Is chocolate bad for me?

*A*: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

*Q*: Is swimming good for your figure?

*A*: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

*Q*: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?

*A*: Hey! ‘Round’ is also a shape!

Well… I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

Finally the Japanese Doctor summed up: Look mister, Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Beer in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly  used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO-HOO, what a ride my life was”!!!!!😂

Eat whatever you like because you will still DIE, don’t allow motivational speakers deceive you.

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1. The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54

2. The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57

3. The world bodybuilding champion  died at the age of 41

4. The best footballer in the world Maradona, died at the age of 60.

BUT

5. The KFC inventor died at 94.

6. Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88

7. Imagine, cigarette maker Winston  died at the age of 102

8. The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake

9. Hennessey inventor dies at 98.

How did these doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?

The rabbit is always jumping up and down but it lives for only 2 years and the turtle that doesn’t exercise at all, lives  400 years.

So, Take some rest, Chill, Stay cool, eat, drink and enjoy your life. You will still die.

Looking For More Laughs?

And now, for my customary self-promotion of my growing YouTube Channel. As you know, I’m always looking for new subscribers, so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel. My most popular video, with over 20k views, is the funny golf video. Wouldn’t it be great if my funny canary joke became as popular?

If you ever wondered how to remove a background from an image, you should watch my Removing the background with InPixio Photo Clip. I’ve also found LuminarA1 to be a fantastic photo editor.

I’ve also added to my Laughaholics series with two new funny videos. The lazy husband video and my Girl Lodger joke are all about a young woman with no pubic hair. 

Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts.

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CleanMyMac X Latest Update

CleanMyMac X Latest Update Getting Even Better

CleanMyMac X latest update

Are you ready for my CleanMyMac X latest update? You are? Excellent because I can’t wait to tell you all my experience with this incredible app!

I’ve been using a Mac for years, and ever since owning a Mac, I would never go back to a PC. Having said that, as good as the Mac is, it will still get cluttered with stuff that will eventually slow it down. A while back, I reviewed this excellent app called CleanMyMac X Review Is It Worth It?

Since then I have produced my latest video CleanMyMac X Latest Update Review.

Because I’m not a computer geek, and I know there are heaps of people out there like me, I had no idea what to do to tune up my Mac to its pristine fast condition. After doing a heap of research, I bought CleanMyMac X and have never looked back.

Because the world around us is constantly changing, the guys at Apple regularly update the software to ensure their products keep up with hardware improvements. 

Knowing this, the CleanMyMac X developers want their product to be a living and breathing app to move with the times too. 

After the official macOS Big Sur release, they presented the Widget and a new app icon. Not long after that, they announced that CleanMyMac X had rolled out native support for Apple Silicon Macs, giving it an entirely fresh look.

CleanMyMac X Cleans Your Cache

Some of you may be wondering why it’s necessary to clean your Mac’s cache. The simple answer is that a clean Mac is a faster Mac! Just think about all the websites you visit. Every time you do that, it stores data such as images in a cache. Sure this will speed up the loading time when you visit that website again, but the truth is most of the times, you never return to the bulk of those websites. Imagine how much-wasted space is taken up in your cache, which should be deleted. CleanMyMac X makes it simple and is one of my favourite aspect of this app.

CleanMyMac X M1 support is here!

Even though I can’t afford a new Mac with the M1 (Apple Silicon), I’m sure all the new M1 owners are happy in the knowledge that CleanMyMac will keep their new processors in tip-top condition.

Say hello to a beautiful new design.

Not happy with tinkering under the hood to ensure their product works as it should, CleanMyMac X has also got a fantastic new look that perfectly matches the macOS Big Sur style. They redesigned the CleanMyMac X app from the inside out to meet the most significant visual update possible.

Let’s look at some of those enhancements:

  • Modern and clean look. The team refreshed the colours, simplified the UI elements’ shapes, and removed all unnecessary details to focus on essential things.
  • I love the fancy glass like icons that look stunning! 
  • I also think that the special sidebar menu provides me with more straightforward navigation. 
  • The elegant CleanMyMac X icon looks more precise and lighter but remains familiar. I’m not too fond of product updates when you have to relearn everything to get stuff to work. Updates should make things easier, not harder, and CleanMyMac X certainly achieved that goal.
  • CleanMyMac has introduced powerful micro animations that will draw your attention to what’s important at a particular moment, so you know what is going on.
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Clean even more system junk

Reclaiming disk space on my Mac has also been an issue, but now, with CleanMyMac X, it’s a breeze. To help eliminate even more junk, they’ve added a new feature to the System Junk module — Universal Binaries. 

What are Universal binaries? 

Universal binaries are files that allow apps to run on both Intel-based and Apple Silicon Macs. But since your Mac has only one architecture, you can safely remove the code that supports another architecture and saves your disk space. With CleanMyMac X, it only takes a few clicks! What more can one ask for? 😎

Other Topics To Keep You Entertained

And now, for my customary self-promotion of my growing YouTube Channel. As you know, I’m always looking for new subscribers, so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel. My most popular video, with over 20k views, is the funny golf video. Wouldn’t it be great if my funny cricketer joke became as popular?

If you ever wondered how to remove a background from an image, you should watch my Removing the background with InPixio Photo Clip. I’ve also found LuminarA1 to be a fantastic photo editor.

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Three Sons Joke

Today’s joke is called the three sons joke because, funny enough, it involves three sons. 😉It’s about a father who tries to teach his three sons the importance of learning from life’s experiences.

A Lesson From The Three Sons Joke

Three Sons Joke
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A man spoke to each of his 3 sons when he sent them off to college, “I feel I must provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die.”

One of his sons became a doctor, another a lawyer and the other a financial planner. Each of his sons was very successful financially. When their father’s time had come, and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish.

First, the doctor put 10 newly printed crisp $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased.

Then, the financial planner also put $1,000 there in 20 newly printed crisp $50 bills.

Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer’s turn. He reached into his pocket, took out his chequebook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father’s coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.

Amazing, isn’t it? I thought the financial-planner would have been the one to con his brothers, but I should have realised the lawyer would be the one to fiddle the books. Do you think the father would have been proud of his lawyer son?

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Looking For More Laughs?

And now, for my customary self-promotion of my growing YouTube Channel. As you know, I’m always looking for new subscribers, so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel. My most popular video, with over 20k views, is the funny golf video. Wouldn’t it be great if my funny cricketer joke became as popular?

If you ever wondered how to remove a background from an image, you should watch my Removing the background with InPixio Photo Clip. I’ve also found LuminarA1 to be a fantastic photo editor.

I’ve also added to my Laughaholics series with two new funny videos. The lazy husband video and my Girl Lodger joke are all about a young woman with no pubic hair. 

Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts.

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