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The Marine Mommy Friday Funnies #257

Today’s Friday Funnies is all about the marine mommy. You’re probably thinking, how can anything about a marine mommy be funny. Well you see, it involves a story told by a fifth grader and we all remember how funny young kids can be. If not read my post on seven year old kids. The Bad Ass marine Mommy The teacher gave her fifth grade class the following assignment: To get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. When the kids cam back the next day they each took turns to tell their stories.. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left. “Janie, do you have a story to share?” ‘Yes ma’am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert…

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Dumb Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #256

We’ve had a whole heap of dumb blonde jokes as part of Friday Funnies. The reason for all the dumb blonde jokes is because they’re so bloody funny. The question is are blondes as dumb as they’re made out to be? The following joke may actually put to rest the age old fallacy of the everyday dumb blonde. Dumb Blonde At The Car Yard A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top. The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. “Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price,” said the older man. “Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there. And…

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Beer By Seven Year Olds Friday Funnies #255

Have you even noticed how kids sometimes say some pretty funny things? Today’s Friday Funnies is called Beer By Seven Year Olds because a bunch of 7 year old kids were asked what they thought of beer. Here is what some of them said. BEER  BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS A  handful of 7 year old children in Australia were asked what they  thought of beer. There  were some interesting responses, but the last one is especially  touching. ‘I  think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the  prettier   my  mum gets.’ –Tim, 7 years old ‘Beer  makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on  television when  he is asleep, so beer is nice.’ –Melanie, 7 years  old ‘My  Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but…

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Logical Scientist Friday Funnies #254

I thought seeing as how the last scientist joke was so popular I’d followup with the really funny logical scientist joke. I like this particular logical scientist joke because the main characters are Aussies. Logical Scientist Walks In A Pub Two Aussie builders (Patrick and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit. Pat: – I reckon he’s an accountant. Eric: – No way – he’s a stockbroker.. Pat: – He ain’t no stockbroker!  A stockbroker wouldn’t come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Pat and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity…

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Funny Science Facts Friday Funnies #253

I have to admit this is the first time I’ve offered funny science facts for my avid Friday Funny series. I know that some of you will not like or even appreciate this funny science fact. Heck some, probably those of the female persuasion probably won’t appreciate this post at all. The fact is that many may not even understand it unless they’ve majored in engineering. Hopefully the following scientific explanation will help in understanding what is about to follow. Ok, that may not make a whole lot of sense so I’ve found another image that will help in understanding the whole process. This is more commonly known as Newton’s Triangle. Still not getting it? Ok then, perhaps what we need is a more practical demonstration. Isn’t physics great? Ok, Ok, that wasn’t really a joke but I’m sure there are a lot of guys out there who appreciate the…

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Funny Images And Videos Friday Funnies #252

Funny Images That Make You Laugh For today’s Friday Funnies I thought I would post some funny images and videos. Some of the funny images were put together with the aid of The Creator. The first of the funny images is one of Myla the Mini Dachshund, my daughter and her partners little baby. The photo was taken yesterday during the Australia Day celebrations. Luckily for Myla they hadn’t actually fired up the barbie yet. Myla is the funniest pup out there. If you love dachshunds you should visit Myla’s Instagram page by clicking the link above. The next of my funny images is a little late as far as Christmas is concerned but I love it because it has a go at our politicians and has a lot of truth to it. I had a funny thing happen to me today. I was sitting on a bench next to…

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Irish Jokes Day Friday Funnies #251

  Today is Irish Jokes Day. Not for any special reason except I know how much you guys would love an Irish jokes day. I know it would be better on St. Patrick’s Day but I honestly can’t wait that long Friday Funnies Irish Jokes Day Our first Irish Jokes day joke involves the ever popular Murphy the Irishman. Murphy goes to his friend Pat and says, “I’m sleeping with the Pastors wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after services for me?” Pat doesn’t like it, but being Murphy’s longtime friend, he agrees. After the service, he starts talking to the Pastor, asking him all sorts of  stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the Pastor gets annoyed and asks Pat what he’s really up to. Pat, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Pastor. “My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he…

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Irish Funnies Friday Funnies #250

Man I really love that Friday Funnies has been around for so long. Out of all my blogs the Friday Funnies post is the one I most look forward to. Today’s Friday Funnies is #250 and once again I’m going to visit the ever popular Irish Funnies. Irish Doctor Irish Funnies A doctor in Dublin wanted to get  off work and go fishing, so he approached his  assistant “Murphy, I am going fishing  tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to  take care of the clinic and take care of all me  patients”. “Yes, sir!” answers  Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and  returns the following day and asks: “So,Murphy, how was  your day?” Murphy told him that he took care  of three patients. “The first one had a headache so he did,  so I gave him Paracetamol.” “Bravo Murphy lad, and the second  one?” asks the…

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