Chinese Laundry Joke

You guys know how much I love telling jokes, right? That’s why I have a Laughaholics playlist. That’s also why I’ve just started a new blog, Laugh-Out-Loud.org! How cool a domain name is that? I was so lucky to be able to claim that domain name. I hope you take the time to check out my new blog, but now it’s time for this week’s Friday Funnies, a funny Chinese Laundry Joke.

Funny Chinese Laundry Joke About Dirty Panties

A woman was so unhappy with the way her local Chinese laundry cleaned her clothes she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes:

“Use more soap on panties!”

When she got the clean laundry back, she was still dissatisfied with the results, so, the following week, she enclosed another note: “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!”

The second note annoyed the Chinese laundryman so much he decided to include a note with the next laundry delivery. 

” I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!!”

” USE MORE PAPER ON ARSE!!!”

Man, I wasn’t expecting that one.  

Sexy Sal Blonde & Pickup Truck

Right, now it’s time to share with you Sexy Sal’s latest blonde joke. I loved this one, and I’m sure you will too.

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Aussie Love Poem Funny As

For today’s Friday Funnies, I’ve decided to post an Aussie love poem. You could say my YouTube playlist Poems You Will Love was a source of inspiration for today’s post. I like writing poems, and I will be adding more to that playlist. I’ve also started another poem playlist called Religious Poems which at the moment only has one poem, A Child Of God.

Without further ado, I present to you today’s Aussie Love poem.

Funny Aussie Love Poem

Of course I love ya darlin
You’re a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you’re gorgeous
I mean every single word

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Taking The Time To Increase Your Blog’s Speed

Taking the time to increase your blog’s speed is important. I spent most of yesterday working on the insides of this blog. You could almost call it Spring cleaning, being Spring and all. The reason behind it all was that I wanted to speed this baby up a little as it was starting to drag its sorry little ass and we can’t have that now can we?

I’ve read around the traps that the loading speed of any given website is critical because search engines such as Google will penalize slow-moving sites. Truth be told though there is something so much more important than the search engines and that’s your visitors. If your site takes too long to load you’re going to piss your visitors off and they’re going to leave without ever seeing what it is you have to offer. So anyway, here’s what I did to improve the loading speed of this blog.

Making Your Blog Load Faster

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