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Critical Thinking Friday Funnies #236

Today’s Friday Funnies is about critical thinking. I suppose that’s why the email I got was called Critical Thinking At It’s Best. Critical Thinking At Its Best Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip. Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00.  In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest…

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People love stuff that makes you laugh. That’s why I and my readers love Friday Funnies so much. Today’s Friday Funnies, #135, is a collection of, stuff that makes you laugh. The first bit of stuff that makes you laugh is something that could well be true. Stuff That Makes You Laugh #1 This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man.  I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all.  I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.  I was working on my MBA on-line.  I had no bills and no debt.  I even had full medical coverage.” I felt sorry for him, so…

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Sperm Count Joke Friday Funnies #234

I have to admit I love Friday Funnies! Apart from my Hot Sport Babes posts its by far my favourite subject for blog posts. I never for the life of me thought it would continue for as long as it has. I’m especially ecstatic that my readers love Friday Funnies as much as I do as its definitely WassupBlog’s most popular category. Today’s Friday Funnies, Friday Funnies #134, has to do with a another problem that our senior citizens have to put up with. This joke is about some poor old bloke that has been requested by his doctor to give a semen sample so he could work out his sperm count. Why? How the hell should I know, I’m just a poor blogger trying to entertain his readers. Sperm Count Funny Side Of A 79-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for  a sperm count as part of his…

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Lost Words Of Our Youth Friday Funnies #233

Todays Friday Funnies is not a joke as such, but a whimsical look how some words that have been part of our vocabulary seem to be disappearing. It seems such a shame too because some of them are so ‘picturesque’? They sort of just rolled off your tongue. I’m not quite sure of the word to use. Maybe one of you guys can help me out.  LOST WORDS OF OUR YOUTH Heavens to Murgatroyd! Would you believe the email spell checker did not recognize the word murgatroyd? Lost Words from our childhood: Words gone as fast as the buggy whip! Sad really! The other day a not so elderly (65) (I say 75) lady said something to her son about driving a Jalopy and he looked at her quizzically and said “What the heck is a Jalopy? Oh, Oh a new phrase! He never heard of the word jalopy!! She…

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Mobile Speed Is Important

Last week I did a post on The Need For Mobile Speed. Over the weekend I used the points in that post to increase the mobile speed of three more of my blogs. Those blogs were my Buy Online Lotto Tickets, Get Online Lottery and A Loving Memorial. While it was easier having a template to follow I found that different sites have different hurdles to jump. I persevered all the same because mobile speed is important! Why Mobile Speed Is Important As I mentioned in my previous post my latest need for mobile speed was brought on by my good mate Mitch’s post. You’ll find links to his exceptional posts about his search for improving mobile speed in my previous post. Mobile speed is important to me because I need to keep Google happy in order to get a good listing in their search engines. Having to please Google…

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Forrest Gump goes to heaven? Can you imaging the day that the legendary Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven? I have to admit Tom Hanks character in Forrest Gump was brilliant. One can only imagine the hilarity if they did a followup of Forrest Gump goes to heaven and met St. Peter. The reason for me talking about Forrest Gump going to heaven is because I just received this email today talking about that very thing. I’m sure you’re going to love this one Forrest Gump Goes To Heaven Meets St Peter The day orestinally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed as Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, ‘Well,Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the…

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The Need For Mobile Speed

Improving Mobile Speed Mobile Speed is important! As much as it pains me to say this, if we want to get more traffic we need to keep Google happy. Failing this would cause us to lose our standing in the search engine causing a huge drop in traffic resulting in less income. And we don’t want that do we. I’ve written several posts on how to boost the speed of your WordPress blog. One of the later ones was when I moved to Inmotion Hosting a VPS host because a shared hosting was just too slow. That post was called WassupBlog Now Hosted On A VPS Host. Yeah, I come up with some killer titles I followed that post with How To Optimize Your WordPress Blog. Although I would have been more than happy to leave it at that I happened to come across one of Mitch’s Mobile Friendly vs…

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Should I Join Facebook Friday Funnies #231

I got this in an email today which I thought was really quite clever. It was titled… Should I Join Facebook? Read it all the way through! It’s a good laugh AND really quite true!! A good laugh for people in the over 70 group! When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up under duress for Twitter and Facebook, so my seven kids, their spouses, my 13 grand kids and 2 great grand kids could communicate with me in the modern way. I figured I could handle something as simple as Twitter with only 140 characters of space. My phone was beeping every three minutes with the details of everything except the bowel movements of the entire next generation. I am not ready…

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