Getting Married Joke

We all know that getting married is a serious business. We also know that life has a way of chucking a spanner into the works and that sometimes it can have hilarious consequences. Today’s getting married joke shows us one such occasion.

A Getting Married Joke That’s LOL Funny

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Today’s getting married joke starts as three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. They all meet with the priest to discuss when they can get married.

The priest isn’t one to mince words and says, “If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex!”

The three couples return to the church a month later to talk to the priest. The priest turns to the elderly couple first and asks them, “Have you completed the month without having sex?”

“Yes, we have; it was easy,” replies the elderly couple.

“How about you?” He asks the middle-aged couple.

“It was fairly hard, but we managed not to have sex for the whole month,” they respond.

Finally, the priest turns to the youngest of the three couples. “And how about you two, did you manage to abstain from having sex?”

 “We tried, we really did, but we couldn’t do it,” responds the boyfriend.

 “Tell me why,” asks the priest.

“Well, my girlfriend had a can of corn in her hand, and she accidentally dropped it. She bent over to pick it up, and that’s when it happened. I couldn’t help myself; I had her right there and then!”

The priest shakes his head sorrowfully and then tells them, “I’m sorry, but you’re not welcome in my church.”

“That’s ok, we’re not welcome in the local supermarket either,” says the boyfriend.

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Irishman Goes To His Doctor

Because I know how much you guys love Irish jokes, Today’s Friday Funnies is an Irishman goes to his doctor joke. But, before we get to that, I want to share two videos with you. The first is my Funny Golf Joke which has skyrocketed to over 17k views, and it won’t be long before it hits 20K! The second video is my latest Irish joke, and this one is a funny Irish Alzheimer joke. Now that we have that out of the way let us get on with today’s Irishman goes to his doctor joke.

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Funny Irishman Goes To His Doctor Joke

An Irishman goes to the doctor, who, after examining him, says, “Paddy, you have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I think it will be okay.”

After the doctor gives Paddy the tablets Paddy asks, “Do I have to take them every day?”

“No,” replies the doctor, “take one on Monday, skip Tuesday, take one on Wednesday, skip Thursday and go on like that”.

“Two weeks later, the doctor is walking down the street, and he sees Paddy’s wife. “Hello, Mrs Murphy,” he says, “how’s your husband?”

“Oh he died of a heart attack,” says Mrs Murphy.

“I’m very sorry to hear that,” says the doctor, “I was sure that if he took those tablets he would be all right.”

“Oh the tablets were fine,” says Mrs Murphy, “It was all the bloody skipping that killed him!”

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Even More Blonde Jokes

I’ve featured heaps of blonde jokes as part of Friday Funnies. You can read all about them here. So, why even more blonde jokes? Because people love blonde jokes and can never get enough of them, and so today, I give you even more blonde jokes.

More Blonde Jokes Trucker Style

A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe’ and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”

The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”

‘No,’ the cook said. ‘Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and a couple of running boards are two slices of crisp bacon.

‘Oh…OK!’ said the blonde, who thought about it for a moment then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, ‘What are the beans for, Blondie?’ 

 (I love this one!)

 She replied, ‘I thought he may as well gas up while he’s waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards!”

And they say blondes are dumb. 😜

Something else I haven’t had for a while is a Sexy Sal joke. Reckon I should fix that!

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What? Do you want more blonde jokes? Why, sure.

Blondes Left Hanging In The Air

 Eleven people are hanging from a rope that’s attached to a helicopter. Ten of them were blonde, and one was a brunette.

They all decide that one of them should let go because if they didn’t, the rope ladder would break, and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally, the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, “I’ll get off.”

The blondes, all moved by the brunette’s speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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