There was a Friday Funnies post way back in December of 2104 about a beautiful women that centred around a gynaecologist. Just as funny situations likely occur in every profession, the case is also true for gynaecologists. Today’s Friday Funnies is going to add to those funny gynaecologist jokes.
Gynaecologist Jokes You’ll Love
Our first gynaecologist Joke is about a man who went to a Wickham Terrace Specialist in Brisbane answering an advert for a Gynaecologist Assistant. Knowing that nowadays, job advertisers aren’t able to discriminate against the applicant’s gender, he was very interested, so he went in and asked the secretary for details.
She retrieved the file and Read to him: “This job entails preparing ladies for the Gynaecologist. You will be responsible for helping them out of their underwear, laying them down and carefully washing their private areas, applying shaving foam to the necessary parts and removing all unwanted foliage, and finally, you’ll be required to rub in soothing oils, in preparation for the Gynaecologist’s examination.”
Then she told him “The annual salary is $65,000 and if you’re interested, you’ll have to go
to Gympie “.
“My goodness!”, exclaimed the man, “Is that where the job is?”.
She answered, “No , that’s where the end of the queue is…”
Most people would think that being a gynaecologist would be a pretty safe job, right? Well, like this next Gynaecologist jokes goes to show that all depends on the patient.
A biker’s hot girlfriend goes to the gynecologist for a physical. When the gyno starts examining her, it turns out she’s a nymphomaniac. Everywhere he probes or touches makes her moan suggestively. After awhile, not able to contain himself any longer, he rips off his clothes and has her right there on the examining room table.
Meanwhile, the biker get suspicious of all the commotion and barges into the room.
“What the hell are you doing?” he shouts.
“I’m–uhhh–checking her temperature,” stammers the gyno.
“OK, doc, go ahead,” growls the biker taking out his switchblade, “but if that thing doesn’t have numbers on it when you pull it out, it’s coming off!”
Naturally our gynaecologist jokes has to include a gynaecologist with a sadistic sense of humour
A woman goes to her gynaecologist who verifies that she is pregnant. As this was her first pregnancy the gynaecologist asks her if she has any questions.
She replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?”
The doctor answered, “Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it’s difficult to describe pain.”
“I know, but can’t you give me some idea?,” she asks.
“OK, grab your upper lip and pull it out a little…”
“A little more…”
“No. A little more…”
“Yes. Does that hurt?”
“A little bit.”
“Now stretch it over your head!”
Yeah, you just have to love those gynaecologist jokes! And so ends another Friday Funnies. Remember, make sure your friends don’t miss out by sharing this post with them.
Have a great weekend guys and don’t forget where you can find some really funny sports jokes!
Seeing how today is Halloween and all I thought I would post another scary Halloween poem. This is my third scary Halloween poem. The first scary Halloween open was Home Alone On Halloween. My second scary Halloween poem was Screams of Halloween and I wrote that about three years later onOctober 2012.
I just finished today’s, my latest scary Halloween poem and I’m going to share it with you now.
Witches Ghouls And Ghosts A Scary Halloween Poem
Its Halloween, sun a setting
The ghouls and demons are fretting
So much to do so little time
Lest they forget the yucky slime
Witches, their cauldrons stirring
Their evil black cats purring
Black hats and brooms just sitting
Evil spells the witches knitting
To catch unwary children ringing
With empty sweet bags swinging
Not knowing what waits behind the door
Perhaps not candy but ghastly gore
Are there vampires, fangs just dripping
Blood from victims they’re gripping
Bodies strewn across the floor
Of kids in costumes who rang before
Goblins and Ghosts I’m sure await
behind the door to deal their fate
To the unsuspecting costumes wearing
hoping for candy from their scaring
Not knowing what monsters they’ll meet
While visiting houses in their street
Where skeletons and Jack o’ Lanterns abound
Many emitting an eerie sound
Blood stained doors Mummies waiting
Costumed Children on door steps debating
Should they ring in hopes of candied loot
Or flee home taking the shorter route.
I’ve been thinking of doing another scary Halloween poem for ages now and 3 years later I’ve finally managed to come up with what I feel is my best scary Halloween poem yet. What do you guys think. How does this poem compare with the other ones.
I’ve also made another YouTube video of me reciting my latest scary Halloween poem. This time I tried not to overdo the scary voice.
I have to admit I love the FlexSqueeze theme. Being able to change the colour of the background in individual posts is a real bonus.
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