As another week goes by it seems my attempt at buying the winning lottery ticket online from one of my lottery sites has been a dismal failure. I’m not one to give up though, and I will continue to purchase my lottery tickets online until I get the winning one. After all, winning the lottery is not a race. One doesn’t win it by being the fastest thing on earth. Although, winning it does give you the capacity to buy something that you consider to be pretty damn fast, not to mention a beautiful piece of machinery. Something like the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport. Perhaps it isn’t the fastest thing in the world, but it’s the quickest car in the world, which brings me to this weeks Friday Funnies which is all about giving the right answer in an all-important job interview to get the job.
This post is for all my Yankee mates that usually catch me out when they use an expression that only a fellow American would understand. While we Aussies don’t tend to use this much slang in a normal conversation I think it’s a real shame because we are losing a great part of our heritage. So, without further ado I present to you, Duncan and Norm, a couple of true blue Aussies.
This is a yarn about two mates who lived back of Bourke. Though one of them was a Banana Bender, Duncan, and the other an Apple eater, Norm, they were both real ocker sorts, and their relationship was simply ace. They never got aggro with each other and loved a bit of the ol’ Amber fluid.
This week’s Friday Funnies focuses on a few crocodile jokes, which has to be a Friday Funnies first.
A Blonde’s Crocodile Shoes
A blonde was on holiday and driving through Darwin. She desperately wanted to take home
a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle on prices” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Well then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch a crocodile myself so that I can get a pair of shoes for free”.
I was originally going to use Content Gorilla and Grammarly to write this make money on Fiverr post but most of the videos I found were too full of hype. You know the kind that says how you can make hundreds of dollars a day! I know they may be some folk out there who do really well on Fiverr but I’m sure that does not apply to everyone. Some, like myself, do not make anywhere near that amount of money. Heck, if only that were true.
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Are you blogging for money? I dislike sites which display images of someone standing in front of a mansion next to some prestige car, like a Ferrari or Porsche. It might even be an image of some luxury yacht or a couple on an exotic island. The image isn’t as important as the message it portrays. That being the person in the picture has made it big time, and guess what, he’s willing to show me how he made his fortune.
In these troubled times, everyone is deeply troubled by the Coronavirus. Today’s post, Your Coronavirus questions answered, was repurposed with the aid of the Content Gorilla plugin from the video Two virus experts answer your questions on coronavirus/COVID-1. Grammarly was then used to correct the grammar and punctuation to give my readers a more enjoyable experience. You can read the full unedited context of this video here.
Coronavirus Questions Answered By Experts
Today, two of Australia’s leading researchers on viruses and vaccines, Professor Michael Wallach and Dr Lisa Sedger, both from the University of Technology Sydney will answer questions about Coronavirus (COVID-19) from the general public.
We’re going to start with Dr Sedger who will explain how long the Coronavirus can survive in various temperatures on a surface? Say a door handle or a counter at a public place.
Excerpts from the video Two virus experts answer your questions on coronavirus/COVID-19. Read the Content Gorilla repurposed post here.
Hi I’m Sunanda Creagh, I’m the Digital Storytelling Editor at The Conversation and I am here today with two of Australia’s leading researchers on viruses and vaccines. professor Michael Wallach is researcher in viruses and vaccines at the University of Technology Sydney and he’s here with Dr Lisa Sedger, an academic virologist also from UTS. Thanks very much for joining me. Today we’re asking these researchers to answer questions about coronavirus and COVID-19 from you guys, our readers and our audience. We’re going to start with Dr Sedger. Adam would like to know how long can this virus survive in various temperatures on a surface? Say a door handle or a counter at a public place. Oh well that’s an interesting question because we hear a variety of answers. Some people say that these types of enveloped viruses can exist for two to three days but it really depends on the amount of moisture and humidity and what happens on that surface afterwards, whether it’s wiped off or something, so potentially for longer than that, potentially up to a week, but with cleanings and disinfectants etc.
Yep, it’s time for this weeks Friday Funnies. Once again it’s going to be a hilarious Irish joke. It wasn’t quite what I expected in a joke, but it’s funny all the same. This one is all about an Irish miracle.
Murphy’s Irish Miracle
Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor, and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it’s a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-down. So he rushes round to the presbytery to fetch Father Flanagan.
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Friday Funnies is all about stuff that makes you laugh. Hopefully, this weeks stuff that makes you laugh is so funny you will want to share it with all your friends. Simply, click on one of the social icons over there on your left.
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OK, now for a hilarious joke about group therapy.
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five young mothers & their small children.