Today my sister showed me this really funny video about gun control. It was so funny that I decided that this weeks Friday Funnies should be all about funny gun control jokes. I had it all planned out. I was going to do a gun control jokes for argument versus the gun control jokes against argument.
The problem was there were heaps of jokes that are anti gun control but stuff all that are for gun control jokes. I’ve decided to go with what I could find just so I could share that hilarious video about gun control jokes with you.
The first gun control joke would definitely fit in the anti gun control category.
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me. But grandpa I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.
You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, “TIMES UP”?
Personally I don’t think Americans will ever give up their guns. Their gun lobby is just too strong! Otherwise they wouldn’t keep coming up with stupid arguments to keep their guns. It doesn’t really matter how many kids are murdered or massacres occur it’s always the fault of the shooter rather than the guns themselves.
And they’re totally right. But maybe if the dickhead wasn’t able to get his hands on those guns in the first place those people would still be alive today.
After the Port Arthur massacre massacre John Howard introduced strict gun ownership laws and we haven’t looked back since.
Sorry if it got a little serious there. I just had to set the scene for the following video. In that video Aussie Comedian Jim Jeffries takes the Mickey out of the American gun control issue. He does it in front of an American audience and they absolutely loved it.
Jim Jefferies – US Gun Control Jokes
Word of warning Jim does use profanity as part of his routine so don’t watch it if you can tolerate the occasional swear word.
What made this video so funny for me was that a lot of what Jim had to say made so much sense and the arguments for keeping guns seem laughable.
That’s it for another Friday Funnies. Sure hope you liked it enough to share it around your favourite social media.
I know there are times when an employee gets injured in the workplace. Usually their employer does the right thing and does all they can to look after the injured employee. Unfortunately that is not always the case. When employers try to get out of fulfilling their obligation the employee has no other recourse except to seek legal advice.
Finding the right lawyer to handle the case can always be a chore. Before making a decision you should always have a private chat with a prospective solicitor to find out how they can help you. Checking their past performance and qualifications is also a great idea.
If you live in the Iowa area I’ve come across this spiel by James P Hoffman that sounds pretty good, even though it does sound a tad like a commercial.
When You’ve Been Sidelined By An Injury At Work
You’re a dedicated employee that does your job and does it well. When you’ve been injured on the job, whether it’s due to negligence or an accident, you expect your employer to stand by you. That’s why it’s frustrating when there are problems with workers compensation. If you’ve been hurt and you’re having trouble negotiating workers compensation, James P. Hoffman can represent you for workman’s comp Iowa.
Because You Matter
You didn’t ask for an injury at work and you didn’t ask for the heaping medical bills that came with it. Now you have a long road ahead. Recovery and rehabilitation takes time. There is even the possibility of long-term disability. While you are at home and recuperating from your illness, you have to face a period of lost wages. Without workers compensation, you will be in serious trouble. You still have bills to pay, a family to feed, and a host of other obligations. After an injury, the top priority should be getting better. That’s easier said than done when you have to worry about where money is going to come from. Stop worrying and enlist the aid of James P. Hoffman.
A Name You Can Trust
James P. Hoffman has experience and the expertise to handle your workers compensation case. He’s represented numerous clients and ensured that they received their workers compensation during the period of recovery. When you can’t go to work and your injury happened at your place of employment, you are entitled to compensation. James P. Hoffman knows the legal system. He understands your rights and has dealt with a long list of cases like yours. He will be able to represent you and take care of all of the details.
Let James P. Hoffman be the Middle Man
With an attorney like James P. Hoffman on your side, you can trust him to take care of all of the negotiations. You shouldn’t have to wrangle with your employer about workers compensation. Let James P. Hoffman handle all of the details. The only thing that you need to do is recover. When you know your workers compensation checks will be coming in, you can breathe a sigh of relief. James P. Hoffman is here for you.
I did pop over to his site to see what qualifications he has. His profile looks pretty good as he’s a member of the following associations; Lee County Bar Association; Iowa State and American Bar Association, Iowa Association of Workers Compensation, Illinois Association of Trial Lawyers, Association of Trial Lawyers of Iowa, Association of Trial Lawyers of America, Iowa Institute of Hypnosis and American Institute of Hypnosis, and Illinois Trial Lawyers Association.
Anyway, if you’re in need of such services I can’t see why you shouldn’t at least have a chat with the guy.
Whenever possible I will some of the ways I’ve used in my blogging for money venture. For the last month I’ve been trialling my.ayboll.com. You’ve probably seen the ads at the bottom of my posts. If not the image below is a screenshot of those ads. I had to take a screen shot because those ads no longer appear on this blog.
My.ayboll.com Review As A Revenue Earner
My.ayboll.com is supposed to look like content but earn like premium advertising. The idea of being able to earn like ‘premium advertising’ appealed to me so I decided to give it a go.
The only positive I could find was that it was very easy to install. In just under a month my.ayboll.com produced 43 clicks from 3216 views. I don’t know about you but I find that pretty low.
Even though they’re supposed to pay per click (PPC) none of those clicks produced any income. Nor did I get any revenue share. This isn’t all surprising as you only earn revenue from sales resulting from those clicks.
If I had earned even a cent per click I would have considered keeping those ads in the hope of some future revenue share but as that didn’t occur I’ve decided to give my.ayboll.com the flick.
One thing that I did love about my.ayboll.com is their reporting. Take the image below for an example.
It seems that desktops still rule the roost. Mobiles are catching up with close to 50% of the views and the tablets lagging way behind.
I believe that the blogging real estate below the post is pretty important. As such I feel that ads placed there should pay their way. I know that a lot of people are steering away from banner ads but I find that they’re still converting quite well. That’s why I’ve decided to give PeerFly a go.
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