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Home Restoration

For the purpose of this post when referring to home restoration I’m not talking about home renovation, that’s something entirely different. Nope, home restoration I’m covering today is all to do with restoring your prized possession to its original condition after it being subject to any type of water damage.

What Water Damage Requires Home Restoration

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Water damage may come in many forms, and some water damage won’t require the level of home restoration I’m talking about in this post. So, what type of water damage needs major home restoration?

Storm / Wind Damage:

Depending on where you live this type of damage can be more likely to occur than others. Imagine the state of your home after a freak wind blows some or all of your roof off. Especially if its raining cats and dogs.

Fire Damage:

Unlike storm damage, any home can be subjected to the destructive nature of fire. It’s not just the damage caused by the flames that’s an issue. It’s also the harm caused by the firemen as they put out the fire.

Sewer Damage:

Sometimes, your home may escape the ravages of a flood only to be subjected to sewer damage as the sewage backflows into your house. This can also occur as a result of damaged or blocked plumbing.

I’m sure you get the picture by now. So, what do you do in a situation like this? While you may be able to repair any small water damage, large works require help from the experts. In my opinion, it’s always best to get help from your local expert as they are more familiar with the area.

I’ve sourced several such local experts which I’ve listed below.

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Stripper Jokes Friday Funnies #346

I’ve just watched a brilliant video that involved a stripper. Not just any stripper mind you but one that’s also a magician and uses a striptease show as part of her act. To compliment that video I thought it would be a great idea to include one or two stripper jokes.

This is the first time I alluded to a stripper as one of my jokes. There was also the one that was part of my Sexy Sals Bar Jokes.

Best Stripper Jokes

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Speaking of stripper jokes this next one is a real hoot.

Dick works extremely hard spending most of his evenings either bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His lovely wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard and decides to take him to a local strip club for his birthday.

The doorman at the club greets them saying, “Hey, Dick, buddy! How ya doing mate?” His wife puzzled, asks if he’s been to this club before.

“Nope,” says Dick. “He’s on my bowling team.”

When they’re seated, a waitress asks Dick if he’d like his usual Budweiser. His wife looks at him quizzically says, “OK, how did she know you drink Budweiser?”

“Oh, she’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League, honey and we share lanes with them.”

A stripper then sexily comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dick rubbing herself all over him and huskily says, “Hi Dick. Do you want your usual table dance, big boy?”

Dick’s wife who is mad as hell now, grabs her bag and storms out of the club. Dick scurries after her and manages to get in just before she slams the door of the cab. Dick now tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else. Nope, his wife is having none of it. She’s screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word under the sun.

The cabby turns around and says, “Geez Dick, you picked up a real bitch this time.” 

And now for that funny stripper magician video, I mentioned at the beginning of this post. Beware, the following video includes full nudity so if that offends you don’t watch.

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Specialised SEO

I’ve seen and been approached, by a lot of SEO (Search Engine Optimisation) gurus in my online life but never by one offering specialised SEO.

What Is Specialised SEO

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A normal SEO expert will look at your company and then work out an SEO strategy that would hopefully put your company on top of the search engines. Unfortunately not knowing all the ins and outs of your company could hamper the results of whatever SEO package they come up with.

What we need is specialised SEO, an SEO professional who specialises in a particular niche. One may even call them a niche SEO expert. Sounds like a lot of hot air doesn’t it? I thought so too until I came across Restoration SEO.

You may be asking yourself what restoration SEO was all about. In a nutshell, its SEO that targets the restoration industry explicitly. One would imagine that because these guys are focusing on the restoration industry, their knowledge of that would help them in formulating the best SEO packages for the prospective restoration customers.

The first thing they would do is a keyword audit of a customers current site. As they stipulate on their site;

“Since we have already set up and currently manage other restoration company’s web presence, we already know the right keywords to be used on a website. We will perform a detailed inspection to make sure all of the technical aspects of your website is using the correct keywords. What is not correct will need to be fixed and we will create a URL and page structure report to show you all the changes needed.

SEO & Backlinks

Now, I’ve been blogging for some 14 years and for me, the most time-consuming and challenging aspect of SEO is link building. While they do not guarantee the number of backlinks, a customer will get they will ensure to increase the page and domain authority of restoration customers by linking like content in their restoration industry-specific network.

All I can say is too bad I’m not in the restoration game.

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