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Funny Political Humour

Post author:Peter
Post published:January 1, 2021
Post category:Friday Funnies

Today’s Friday Funnies about funny political humour is a scream. The reason for today’s post is so I can promote my Laughaholics video, Funny Political Jokes.

Funny Political Humour And Marriage

A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

“Of course, madam, “replied the sales clerk, “exactly what type and colour dress are you looking for?”

The bride-to-be said, “A long frilly white dress with a veil.”

“Please don’t take this the wrong way, madam, but such dresses are usually more fitting for the first time bride who is more innocent in the ways of life if you get my meaning.”

Marriage Jokes

Post author:Peter
Post published:December 18, 2020
Post category:Friday Funnies

I thought for today’s Friday Funnies I’d come up with a few marriage jokes. But before I do that, I want to link to my latest Laughaholics video, Little Johnny Tells The Truth. OK, now on with my Marriage Jokes.

Funniest Marriage Jokes

A 60-year-old millionaire who just got married throws a huge wedding reception. All his friends are jealous, and in a quiet moment, one of them asks him how he landed such a hot 23-year-old beauty?

“It was easy,” grinned the millionaire, “I faked my age.”

Incredulous, one of his friends, asks, “So how old did you tell her you were?”

“Well”, he replied. “I said I was 87!”

Father And Son Jokes

Post author:Peter
Post published:December 11, 2020
Post category:Friday Funnies

This has to be the first time I’ve posted a father and son jokes post. The following joke is what has inspired today’s father and son jokes.

Father And Son Jokes To Laugh At

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his dad as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up, and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”