Motorcycle Joke

This week’s Friday Funnies is a motorcycle joke. As usual, I got this motorcycle joke in an email, and I was sure you guys would love it.

Friday Funnies Motorcycle Joke

While riding my motorcycle yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused, I crawled out of the trench to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a gorgeous woman who asked, “Are you okay?”

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a very short mini skirt and a low cut blouse with the best cleavage ever.

“I’m okay I think,” I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in, and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

“That’s nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife will like me doing that!”

“Oh, come now, I’m a nurse,” she insisted. “I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly.”

 Well, she was gorgeous and very persuasive.

Being shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, “I’m sure my wife won’t like this.”

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be upset, so I’d better go now.”

“Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile while removing her clothes and exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen.

 “Stay for a while. Your wife won’t know anything, and by the way, where is she?”

“Still in the ditch with my motorbike, I replied.”

And, what’s a Friday Funnies joke without the customary motorbike joke image created by the Graphics Creator? 

Harley Motorcycle Joke

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Blonde Joke Milestone

Hey guys, I’m really chuffed to tell everyone that one of my Laughaholics videos has reached the 10,000 views milestone. And it’s because it’s a video about blonde jokes I’ve named this post blonde joke milestone.

My Blond Joke Milestone Video

I know you’re dying to find out which of my blonde jokes videos made the blonde joke milestone list and of course, I’m dying to tell you, so without further ado please head on over to YouTube and check out my Top 10 Funniest Blonde Jokes. While you’re there, please give it a thumbs up and share it with your friends.

It goes without saying that I also needed to share my blonde joke milestone with my YouTube followers and so I produced my Blonde Stairway To Heaven joke. The intro to the joke told everyone about my exciting milestone pointing out a couple of factors that led the video getting to where it did. Mainly TubeBuddy for helping me choosing the best keywords and the Graphics Creator for helping me create the best Thumbnails. The video shows exactly how those two programs helped that video to get where it is today.

More Funny Blonde Jokes Another Milestone?

Because I know how much you guys love blonde jokes I can’t end this post without sharing a couple more 🤪 I reckon I’ll ask Sexy Sal to provide the first ripper blonde joke.

Blonde Joke Milestone
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A Blonde Skips Work

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey girls,” says the brunette, “Let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.”

The next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with her boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

“That was fun,” says the brunette. “We should do it again sometime.”

“No way,” says the blonde. “I almost got caught!”

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Doctor Jokes

Hey guys, welcome to today’s Friday Funnies post about doctor jokes. As all my Fridays Funnies are, today’s doctor jokes post is thanks to the many jokes emails I receive daily.

The Cardiologist Doctor Jokes

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A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of an LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was waiting for the service manager to look at his car. The mechanic shouted to the waiting, cardiologist, “Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?”

A bit surprised, the cardiologist walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a dirty rag and asked, “So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.

So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing the same work?”

The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic, “Try doing it while the engine is running”.

Doctor Jokes And The Elderly

There are times when, as a patient, for whatever reason, you misinterpret what the doctor has been saying to you. Patients misinterpreting their doctors happens a lot when the patients are elderly. Take the next joke as a prime example.

Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: “You’re doing great, aren’t you?”

Morris replied: “Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”

The doctor said: “I didn’t say that. I said, You’ve got a heart murmur – be careful.”

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Check out my Laughaholics jokes so you can keep the laughs coming. You’ll especially love my Funny Irish Doctor video. While you’re there why not join my growing YouTube Channel. As you know I’m always looking for new subscribers so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel. 

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Jokes aside I reckon you’ll like my latest in a series of videos called Adelaide Oval

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