Funny Irish Friday Funnies #340

Oh, the Funny Irish.  :tongue_laugh_ee: I don't know what it is about the Irish that folk continually make fun of them. I'm sure the Irish themselves don't always appreciate all the so-called funny Irish jokes?  :hairout_tb:  Nevertheless, there's a sleuth of funny Irish jokes out there with more appearing all the time. Take the following funny Irish joke I got in an email today. Mick & Paddy Funny Irish Altercation Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now.Paddy: Oh!Mick:  For example, do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is?Paddy:  NoMick:  He's the inventor of the phone in 1876;If you took night classes you'd know this. The  next day: Mick:  Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?Paddy:  NoMick:  He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers".If you took night classes, you'd know this. The next day....once  again: Mick:  And do you know who Jean-Jacques Rousseau is?Paddy:  NoMick:  He's the author of "The Confessions"If you took night classes, you'd know this. This  time, Paddy got irritated and said:And you Mick ... Do you know who Sean Reilly is?Mick:  No.Paddy:  He's the fellow who's bonking your wife?If you stopped going to night classes, you'd know this! Before I go, I'm going to show you my latest YouTube video, about the Funniest Top 10 babies and toddlers video. This is my first attempt at producing a funny babies video so I really hope you'll get a kick out of it. If you haven’t already, I’d be stoked if you would do me…

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Breeding Bulls Friday Funnies #339

Who ever thought that breeding bulls would be funny? I certainly didn't, until I found this joke in my email. Then again, it's not so much the breeding of bulls that is funny as the story behind it is. I think it's best that you read the following for yourself. My wife and I went to the Royal Agricultural Show, and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen, and there was a sign attached that said..... Breeding Bulls THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'  We walked to the second pen which had a  sign attached that said... THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's almost 3 times a week! You could learn a lot from him.' We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters... THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day!You could REALLY learn something from this one.'  I looked at her and said, 'Why don't you go over and ask him if it was with the same cow?' My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery. Don’t forget to check out some of my other hilarious jokes. Love funny videos? Then…

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Political Bullshit Friday Funnies #337

You may be wondering what political bullshit has to do with this week’s Friday Funnies. Truth be told if we didn’t laugh at all the political bullshit that we come across life just wouldn’t be worth living. Sure there is nothing funny about my video about Australian Politicians Ripping Off Aussies, but I’m sure there is a funny story out there where some smart arse has made a joke out of it.

Back to my funny take on political bullshit.

Political Bullshit #1

These four elderly ladies who lived in Naples, Italy, always sat outside together, near the church and chatted about when they were younger. One month ago, they pooled their money together and bought a laptop.

Political bullshit

Never having been to, but having heard all about Florida, they just happened to click on ‘St. Augustine, Florida’. They read all about the Fountain of Youth, claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.

They collected up all they had left and sent for four bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. The rest of this story will make you a believer, because, here they are today.

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This is TRUE! Really! ABSOLUTELY NO BULLSHIT…

We would not lie to you!

We have a limited supply of this water available at the incredibly low price of just $1,199.99 (+GST) per bottle.

Seriously.

HURRY BEFORE OUR INVENTORY RUNS OUT!

Make cheques payable to The Australian Labor Party

You can trust us! You know we would NEVER lie to you!

Your friend  Bill Shorten

What makes this funny is that while the politicians lies may not be so blatant, most of them are still full of shit.

Talking about political bullshit, there are some folk on YouTube who loves taking the piss out of the government. Here is one of their videos.

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