Random Jokes Friday Funnies #348

I'm calling this post random jokes because that's exactly what they are. They don't fit into any category at all, they're just random jokes. Random Jokes Blonde Style I haven't had a blonde joke for quite some time, so the first of my random jokes is going to be a blonde joke. A blonde wanted to sell her car, but no matter how hard she tried she just couldn't find any buyers. She calls Suzie, her friend for advice, and her Suzie asks her how many miles she had on the car. The blonde tells her she had over 235,000 miles on the clock. Suzie says, "That's your problem. You've got way too many miles showing. I have a mechanic friend who can help you with that," giving her his card. "Just tell him to turn back the miles to whatever you want." So the blonde goes to the mechanic and tells him to put the miles to 40,000. A couple of days later the Suzie rings and asks if she'd sold the car since her friend dropped the miles. The blonde told her, "Are you kidding? Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!" Random Jokes Morgue Style Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.  After he examines the bodies the coroner calls the police to tell them his results.  “First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous…

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Funny Images Friday Funnies #347

Todays Friday Funnies is all about funny images, but before I show you those funny images, I’d like to tell you about my latest YouTube video. The idea behind that video is a poem I did ages ago called My Passionate Encounter. Funny enough I called my video My Passionate Encounter.🤣

Funny Images Old Tech

Back to this weeks post about funny images. What makes these images funny is that one can see how future generations will look upon some of the stuff that so many of us used to take for granted. Take the printed book for example.

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Yep, these poor kids are going to come across a book and not know what to do with it.

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Stripper Jokes Friday Funnies #346

I've just watched a brilliant video that involved a stripper. Not just any stripper mind you but one that's also a magician and uses a striptease show as part of her act. To compliment that video I thought it would be a great idea to include one or two stripper jokes. This is the first time I alluded to a stripper as one of my jokes. There was also the one that was part of my Sexy Sals Bar Jokes. Best Stripper Jokes Speaking of stripper jokes this next one is a real hoot. Dick works extremely hard spending most of his evenings either bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His lovely wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard and decides to take him to a local strip club for his birthday. The doorman at the club greets them saying, "Hey, Dick, buddy! How ya doing mate?" His wife puzzled, asks if he's been to this club before. "Nope," says Dick. "He's on my bowling team." When they're seated, a waitress asks Dick if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife looks at him quizzically says, "OK, how did she know you drink Budweiser?" "Oh, she's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey and we share lanes with them." A stripper then sexily comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dick rubbing herself all over him and huskily says, "Hi Dick. Do you want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dick's wife who is mad as hell now, grabs…

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