Stripper Jokes Friday Funnies #346

I've just watched a brilliant video that involved a stripper. Not just any stripper mind you but one that's also a magician and uses a striptease show as part of her act. To compliment that video I thought it would be a great idea to include one or two stripper jokes. This is the first time I alluded to a stripper as one of my jokes. There was also the one that was part of my Sexy Sals Bar Jokes. Best Stripper Jokes Speaking of stripper jokes this next one is a real hoot. Dick works extremely hard spending most of his evenings either bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His lovely wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard and decides to take him to a local strip club for his birthday. The doorman at the club greets them saying, "Hey, Dick, buddy! How ya doing mate?" His wife puzzled, asks if he's been to this club before. "Nope," says Dick. "He's on my bowling team." When they're seated, a waitress asks Dick if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife looks at him quizzically says, "OK, how did she know you drink Budweiser?" "Oh, she's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey and we share lanes with them." A stripper then sexily comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dick rubbing herself all over him and huskily says, "Hi Dick. Do you want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dick's wife who is mad as hell now, grabs…

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Senior Humour Friday Funnies #345

Todays Friday Funnies is about senior humour. I've written a lot of seniors jokes, and they always go down well. One of my favourite bit of senior humour would have to be Senior Jokes Friday Funnies #128. Todays senior humour take place in a courtroom after a senior was caught stealing a can of peaches. Senior Humour The Shoplifter A cranky old woman in her so-called "senior years" was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.  This old duck gave everyone a hard time, including the store manager, the security guard and the arresting officer who took her away.  She didn't stop complaining, the whole she was in custody and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process. When she finally appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store. The senior citizen defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches, you old fool." The judge then asked why she had done it. "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store," she huffed. The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. She replied in a nasty tone, "Nine! But why do you care about that?" The judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail -- one day for each peach." As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak. The judge said, "Yes sir, what do you have to add?"…

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Pommie Humour

In honour of my latest video, Diary Of A Pommie In Western Australia, I'm dedicating this Friday Funnies post to Pommie Humour. I first wrote about this particular Pommie Humour back in 2012! That post was called Living in Australia and Buying Your first Condom. It was actually the second post in the Friday Funnies series. Funny Pommie Humour This first bit of Pommie Humour isn't accurate at all when depicting a Aussie dunny, but its still funny. This takes place in the north of Australia i a place called Queensland which is very hot, humid and the pubs are rough.  This posh pommie bloke travelling through Queensland in the middle of summer by bicycle is caught in a huge tropical storm. He sees a sign which says there is a pub 18 miles up the road. So he rides his bike to the pub and when he finally gets there his appearance resembles that of a drowned rat.  As he walks in the locals hardly even look up from their beers. Even though he's dripping wet. He heads up to the bar and orders a scotch on ice. The barman gives him the worst scotch he's ever tasted but the pommie drinks it down and asks the barman where the dunny (toilet) is. The barman tells him it is outside.  So the pommie trudges outside into the rain and all he can see in the rain is two big piles of turds, one much bigger than the other. So the pommie…

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