Irishman Goes To His Doctor

Because I know how much you guys love Irish jokes, Today’s Friday Funnies is an Irishman goes to his doctor joke. But, before we get to that, I want to share two videos with you. The first is my Funny Golf Joke which has skyrocketed to over 17k views, and it won’t be long before it hits 20K! The second video is my latest Irish joke, and this one is a funny Irish Alzheimer joke. Now that we have that out of the way let us get on with today’s Irishman goes to his doctor joke.

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Funny Irishman Goes To His Doctor Joke

An Irishman goes to the doctor, who, after examining him, says, “Paddy, you have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I think it will be okay.”

After the doctor gives Paddy the tablets Paddy asks, “Do I have to take them every day?”

“No,” replies the doctor, “take one on Monday, skip Tuesday, take one on Wednesday, skip Thursday and go on like that”.

“Two weeks later, the doctor is walking down the street, and he sees Paddy’s wife. “Hello, Mrs Murphy,” he says, “how’s your husband?”

“Oh he died of a heart attack,” says Mrs Murphy.

“I’m very sorry to hear that,” says the doctor, “I was sure that if he took those tablets he would be all right.”

“Oh the tablets were fine,” says Mrs Murphy, “It was all the bloody skipping that killed him!”

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Even More Blonde Jokes

I’ve featured heaps of blonde jokes as part of Friday Funnies. You can read all about them here. So, why even more blonde jokes? Because people love blonde jokes and can never get enough of them, and so today, I give you even more blonde jokes.

More Blonde Jokes Trucker Style

A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe’ and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”

The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”

‘No,’ the cook said. ‘Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and a couple of running boards are two slices of crisp bacon.

‘Oh…OK!’ said the blonde, who thought about it for a moment then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, ‘What are the beans for, Blondie?’ 

 (I love this one!)

 She replied, ‘I thought he may as well gas up while he’s waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards!”

And they say blondes are dumb. 😜

Something else I haven’t had for a while is a Sexy Sal joke. Reckon I should fix that!

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What? Do you want more blonde jokes? Why, sure.

Blondes Left Hanging In The Air

 Eleven people are hanging from a rope that’s attached to a helicopter. Ten of them were blonde, and one was a brunette.

They all decide that one of them should let go because if they didn’t, the rope ladder would break, and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally, the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, “I’ll get off.”

The blondes, all moved by the brunette’s speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Good Old Hooters Joke

Why a post about good old hooters? Because it’s funny, that’s why.

Love Of Good Old Hooters

Two guys grow up together and are the best of friends. After college, one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach, Florida, to play golf and catch up. 

At age 32, they meet, finish their round of golf and decided to get some lunch.

“Where you wanna go?” asks one. 

“Hooters,” replies the other.

“Why, Hooters?” 

“They have those broads with the big racks, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs.” 

“You’re on.”

At age 42, they meet and play golf again.

“Where you wanna go for lunch?”

“Hooters.” 

“Again? Why?”

“They have a cold beer, big-screen TVs, and side action on the games.” 

“OK.” 

At age 52, they meet and play again. “So, where you wanna go for lunch?” 

“Hooters.

“Why?”

“The food is pretty good, and there’s plenty of parking.”

“OK.”

At age 62, they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, “Where you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“Wings are half price, and the food isn’t too spicy.”

“Good choice.”

At age 72, they meet again. 

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, “Where shall we go for lunch?” 

“Hooters.

“Why?”

“They have six accessible parking spaces right by the door, and they have senior discounts.”

“Great choice.”

At age 82, they meet and play again. “Where should we go for lunch?” 

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“Because we’ve never been there before.”

“OK.”

You didn’t expect that, did you? I know I didn’t. 

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