I got some emails that all has something to do with heaven or hell. They were pretty funny which is why I’ve called this post Funny Side Of Heaven Or Hell.

Funny Side of Heaven Or Hell #1

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, Or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?”

And then she went back to reading her book.

Funny Side Of Heaven Or Hell #2

Funny Side Of Heaven Or HellAn old lady dies and goes to Heaven. On arriving, she’s chatting with Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates when suddenly she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams!

Seeing her alarm, Saint Peter says soothingly: “Don’t worry about that, it’s just one of the new
arrivals having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades to fit her wings.”

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on chatting with Saint Peter. A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.

“Oh my Goodness,” exclaims the old lady, “Now what’s happening to her?”

“Not to worry,” replies Saint Peter, “She’s just having her head drilled to fit her halo.”

“I can’t do this,” says the old lady, “I’m going down to Hell instead.”

“You can’t go to that nasty place,” says Saint Peter, “You’ll be raped and sexually abused.”

“Maybe so,” replies the old lady, “But I’ve already got the holes for that.”

And so ends another Friday Funnies. Don’t forget to make your friends smile by sharing this with them.  :drunk_tb:

 

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What makes life bearable sometimes if the fact that so many people have a good sense of humour. Having a sense of humour is so important. It allows you to laugh at life. I helps to lift your spirits. You also need a sense of humour to come up with a lot of jokes that I post in our Friday Funnies series.

What you are about to see today is someone’s sense of humour in action.

A Sense Of Humour Look At Holes

These holes are not only amazing, but some are really terrifying!  The sheer scale of  these holes reminds you of just how tiny we are. 

Sense of humour kimberley big hole

Kimberley Big Hole – South Africa

Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world, this 1097 meter deep mine yielded over 3 tons of diamonds before being closed.   

Glory Hole Sense of humour

Glory Hole – Monticello Dam, California

A glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained  from the reservoir.  It is the largest spillway of this type in the world and consumes  14,400 cubic feet of water every  second. 

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Great Blue Hole, Belize

This incredible geographical phenomenon known as a blue hole is situated 60 miles off the mainland of Belize . There are numerous blue holes around the world,  but none as stunning as this one.

SENSE OF HUMOUR POST Sinkhole in Guatemala

Sinkhole in Guatemala

This  photo is of a sinkhole that occurred in Guatemala . The hole swallowed 2 dozen homes and killed at  least 3 people.

SHIT  HOLE,  CANBERRA sense of humour post

SHIT HOLE, CANBERRA

This hole swallows billions and billions of our Dollars annually!  
The money that falls into this hole
 is never heard from again!  
It  is reported to contain 
at least 186 smaller ones known as ‘arse’ holes.

And so ends another Friday Funnies. I’m sure that no matter what country you live in you have your very own shit hole. If that’s true why not tell us about it in the comments. :wink_ee:

 

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Dating In The 60’s Friday Funnies #202


As Friday rocks up once again it’s time for me to entertain you with another Friday Funnies. Today’s Friday Funnies takes us back to the sixties. We’ve probably have all had that awkward moment when picking up a girl for a date only to get the third degree from the mother. Well, I think you will find this Dating In The 60’s story pretty funny.

Dating In The 60’s Bad Advice

It   was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960, and James had a date  with Annabella.dating in the 60's
He  arrived at her house and rang the bell…

‘Oh,  come on in!’ Annabella’s mother said as she welcomed James.  ‘Have  a seat in the sitting room. Would you like something to  drink? Lemonade?  Tea?’

‘Tea,  please,’ James said. Mum  brought the tea.

‘So, what are you and Annabella planning to do  tonight?’ she asked interestedly.

‘Oh,  probably go to the flicks  and then maybe  grab a bite to eat at the coffee bar, perhaps have a walk  on the beach afterwards.’

‘Annabella  likes to screw, you know,’  Mum informed him.

‘Really?’ James gasped, surprised to say the least.

‘Oh yes,’ mother continued, ‘When she goes out with her friends,  that’s all they do!’

‘Is that so?’ asked James,  incredulously.

‘Oh  yes,’she said.

‘As a matter of fact, she’d screw all night if we let  her!’

‘Phew!  Well, thanks for the tip!’ James  said as he  began thinking about alternative plans for  the evening.

A moment  later, Annabella  came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture,  wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt and with her hair tied back in a bouncy  ponytail. She greeted James..

‘Have fun, kids!’ mother said as  they left.

Half an hour later, a completely dishevelled Annabella  burst into the house and slammed the front door behind  her.

The Twist, Mum!’  she yelled angrily to her mother in the kitchen.  ‘The  bloody dance is called the . . .. Twist!’

Wanting more laughs? Check out my sports jokes.

 

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