As Friday rolls by once again it’s time to thrill you with the latest Friday Funnies post. I thought I would make this all about wedding humour. I’m not sure how many jokes are out there about wedding humour but I got this ‘wedding humour’ joke in the mail which I thought was so funny I simply had to share it with you.
Wedding Humour To Make You Laugh
Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy’s forthcoming wedding .
“Och, it’s all goin’ pure brilliant,” says Jimmy. “Ar’ve got everythin’ organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night”.
Archie nods approvingly.
I’ve even bought a kilt to be married in!” continues Jimmy.
“A kilt?” exclaims Archie, “That’s magic, you’ll look pure smart in that. What’s the tartin?….”
“Och,” says Jimmy, “A’d imagine she’ll be in white.”
I’ve been holding onto this video for ages and just waiting for the right time to include it in one of my posts. It’s a very popular video, having received close to two million views. The email was titled Arkansas wedding and has it all, wedding humour and a very emotional speech by the father, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
Now not all wedding humour happens at weddings. Take the following story for example.
A young man in such a rush to get somewhere that he gets stopped for speeding. As the police officer asks him for his license the young man burts out, “But officer, I can explain……..
“Quiet,” snaps the officer. “You’re going to spend some time in jail until the chief gets back.”
“But, officer, I just wanted to say…..” says the driver.
“I thought I told you to be quiet! You’re going to jail! and that’s it”, says the officer. A few hours later the police officer checks in on his prisoner and says, “You know , you’re lucky that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’s going to be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” says the young man forlornly. “I’m the groom.”
To finish off I put together this little bit of wedding humour using The Creator. You can click on the image to read a whole lot more wedding humour.