Wedding Humour Friday Funnies #265

As Friday rolls by once again it’s time to thrill you with the latest Friday Funnies post. I thought I would make this all about wedding humour. I’m not sure how many jokes are out there about wedding humour but I got this ‘wedding humour’ joke in the mail which I thought was so funny I simply had to share it with you. Wedding Humour To Make You Laugh Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy’s forthcoming wedding . “Och, it’s all goin’ pure brilliant,” says Jimmy. “Ar’ve got everythin’ organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night”. Archie nods approvingly. I’ve even bought a kilt to be married in!” continues Jimmy. “A kilt?” exclaims Archie, “That’s magic, you’ll look pure smart in that. What’s the tartin?….” “Och,” says Jimmy, “A’d imagine she’ll be in…

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Beer By Seven Year Olds Friday Funnies #255

Have you even noticed how kids sometimes say some pretty funny things? Today’s Friday Funnies is called Beer By Seven Year Olds because a bunch of 7 year old kids were asked what they thought of beer. Here is what some of them said. BEER  BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS A  handful of 7 year old children in Australia were asked what they  thought of beer. There  were some interesting responses, but the last one is especially  touching. ‘I  think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the  prettier   my  mum gets.’ –Tim, 7 years old ‘Beer  makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on  television when  he is asleep, so beer is nice.’ –Melanie, 7 years  old ‘My  Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but…

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Best VPN For Mac Users

  I’ve often wondered about what was the best VPN for MAC users, having a MacBook Pro myself Never really did anything about it though as I use ZenMate . I wrote all about them in this post. I’ve never had any problem with them at all, although I have noticed that at times the internet is a little slow. But that’s cool as when that happens I just switch to another country. I’ve been fortunate enough to be given the opportunity to try MacSentry which es specifically designed for MACs. Yes, that is an affiliate link and those that know me know I would never promote anything that I thought was not up to par. One thing that I really like about MacSentry is that it was so easy to set up.As you can see from the image below you can select from servers in five major cities. Amsterdam,…

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Funny Santa Images Friday Funnies #247

You’ve probably noticed by now how I’ve got a Christmas theme going. Truth be told I’m still using my usual Flexsqueeze theme, I just gave it that Christmas look. It’s really easy with FlexSqueeze. Being Christmas and all I thought I would post some Funny Santa Images for this weeks Friday Funnies. Not to forget what Christmas is really all about I thought I would also post one of my Christmas poems. So, Merry Christmas everyone and wishing you all the best for 2017! Copyright secured by Digiprove © 2016

Friday Funnies #214 Funny Photos/Images

I thought for todays Friday Funnies I’d just post a heap of funny photos. Funny Photos To Make You Laugh The first of our funny photos series is actually banned on Facebook. It took place after Kylie accepted a stuffed bear at one of her concerts. I reckon you’ll get a kick out of the next funny photo. The next in our funny photos series displays a bit of ‘naughty’ Aussie humour  Images aside I need to keep the word count up to keep Google happy. They tell me Google likes at least 300 words and so for SEO reasons I’m including a joke to keep that word count up There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”. We’ve heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”. Do they, however, know the difference between them? Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS…

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Funny Side Of Heaven Or Hell Friday Funnies #211

I got some emails that all has something to do with heaven or hell. They were pretty funny which is why I’ve called this post Funny Side Of Heaven Or Hell. Funny Side of Heaven Or Hell #1 An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?” “Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, Or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly. “Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat…

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People’s Sense Of Humour Friday Funnies #209

What makes life bearable sometimes if the fact that so many people have a good sense of humour. Having a sense of humour is so important. It allows you to laugh at life. I helps to lift your spirits. You also need a sense of humour to come up with a lot of jokes that I post in our Friday Funnies series. What you are about to see today is someone’s sense of humour in action. A Sense Of Humour Look At Holes These holes are not only amazing, but some are really terrifying!  The sheer scale of  these holes reminds you of just how tiny we are.  Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world, this 1097 meter deep mine yielded over 3 tons of diamonds before being closed.    A glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained  from…

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Dating In The 60’s Friday Funnies #202

As Friday rocks up once again it’s time for me to entertain you with another Friday Funnies. Today’s Friday Funnies takes us back to the sixties. We’ve probably have all had that awkward moment when picking up a girl for a date only to get the third degree from the mother. Well, I think you will find this Dating In The 60’s story pretty funny. Dating In The 60’s Bad Advice It   was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960, and James had a date  with Annabella. He  arrived at her house and rang the bell… ‘Oh,  come on in!’ Annabella’s mother said as she welcomed James.  ‘Have  a seat in the sitting room. Would you like something to  drink? Lemonade?  Tea?’ ‘Tea,  please,’ James said. Mum  brought the tea. ‘So, what are you and Annabella planning to do  tonight?’ she asked interestedly. ‘Oh,  probably go to the flicks …

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