Hey guys, welcome to Friday Funnies #52. Wow, this means that Friday Funnies has now been running for 52 weeks, that’s a whole year. I never thought that I would be able to keep it going so long or that it would turn out to be so popular. Even better than being popular with the readers it’s also popular with the search engines bringing it’s own fair share of traffic.

As for today’s joke it takes place in an American school and features a very bright foreign exchange student named Akio.

Little Akio Shows Up His Class Mates

The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some History.
Who said ‘Give me Liberty , or give me Death’?”

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: “Patrick Henry, 1775,” he said.

“Very good! — Who said, ‘Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth’?”

Again, no response except from Little Akio: “Abraham Lincoln, 1863.”

“Excellent!” said the teacher continuing, “Let’s try one a bit more difficult –
Who said, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country’?”

Once again, Akio’s was the only hand in the air and he said: “John F. Kennedy, 1961.”

The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves,
Little Akio isn’t from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.”

She heard a loud whisper: “F**k the Japs.”

“Who said that? — I want to know right now!? she angrily demanded. Read the rest of this entry