Wedding Humour Friday Funnies #265


As Friday rolls by once again it’s time to thrill you with the latest Friday Funnies post. I thought I would make this all about wedding humour. I’m not sure how many jokes are out there about wedding humour but I got this ‘wedding humour’ joke in the mail which I thought was so funny I simply had to share it with you.

Wedding Humour To Make You Laugh

Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy’s forthcoming wedding .

“Och, it’s all goin’ pure brilliant,” says Jimmy. “Ar’ve got everythin’ organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night”.

Archie nods approvingly.

I’ve even bought a kilt to be married in!” continues Jimmy.
“A kilt?” exclaims Archie, “That’s magic, you’ll look pure smart in that. What’s the tartin?….”

“Och,” says Jimmy, “A’d imagine she’ll be in white.”

I’ve been holding onto this video for ages and just waiting for the right time to include it in one of my posts. It’s a very popular video, having received close to two million views. The email was titled Arkansas wedding and has it all, wedding humour and a very emotional speech by the father, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.


Now not all wedding humour happens at weddings. Take the following story for example.

A young man in such a rush to get somewhere that he gets stopped for speeding. As the police officer asks him for his license the young man burts out, “But officer, I can explain……..

“Quiet,” snaps the officer. “You’re going to spend some time in jail until the chief gets back.”

“But, officer, I just wanted to say…..” says the driver.

“I thought I told you to be quiet! You’re going to jail! and that’s it”, says the officer. A few hours later the police officer checks in on his prisoner and says, “You know , you’re lucky that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’s going to be in a good mood when he gets back.”

“Don’t count on it,” says the young man forlornly. “I’m the groom.”

To finish off I put together this little bit of wedding humour using The Creator. You can click on the image to read a whole lot more wedding humour.

Wedding Humour

Beer By Seven Year Olds Friday Funnies #255


Have you even noticed how kids sometimes say some pretty funny things? Today’s Friday Funnies is called Beer By Seven Year Olds because a bunch of 7 year old kids were asked what they thought of beer. Here is what some of them said.

BEER  BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS

Beer By Seven Year OldsA  handful of 7 year old children in Australia were asked what they  thought of beer. There  were some interesting responses, but the last one is especially  touching.

‘I  think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the  prettier   my  mum gets.’
–Tim, 7 years old

‘Beer  makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on  television when  he is asleep, so beer is nice.’
–Melanie, 7 years  old

‘My  Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn’t think this is very  funny.’
–Grady, 7 years old

”My  Mum and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they  drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good  thing.’
–Toby, 7 years old

‘My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn’t have too much.
–Sarah, 7 years  old

‘My  Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One  time he danced right into the pool.’
–Lily, 7 years  old

‘I  don’t like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.’
–Ethan, 7 years  old

‘I  give Dad’s beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.’
–Shirley, 7  years old

‘My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn’t make any sense.’
–Jack, 7 years

 

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Best VPN For Mac Users


 

I’ve often wondered about what was the best VPN for MAC users, having a MacBook Pro myself :thumbup_ee: Never really did anything about it though as I use ZenMate
Link to homepage. I wrote all about them in this post. I’ve never had any problem with them at all, although I have noticed that at times the internet is a little slow. But that’s cool as when that happens I just switch to another country.

I’ve been fortunate enough to be given the opportunity to try MacSentry which es specifically designed for MACs. Yes, that is an affiliate link and those that know me know I would never promote anything that I thought was not up to par.

One thing that I really like about MacSentry is that it was so easy to set up.As you can see from the image below you can select from servers in five major cities.

  1. Amsterdam, NL
  2. Frankfurt, DE
  3. London, UK
  4. Seattle, USA
  5. Washington, USA

So, whilst I’m writing this post in Adelaide Australia it actually appears that I’m in Seattle, USA.

Not only that, because I’m using a VPN any data from my MAC is now encrypted providing a secure connection. I no longer have to worry about someone hacking my identity or anything else that I am now doing online. Heck, even my internet server provider can’t see what I’m up to while surfing the Net!

Best VPN For MAC Users

Privacy is so important to everyone and that is the main reason why using a VPN is becoming so popular! Using a VPN secures your internet activity as well as protecting your sensitive data in the web.

Also, you can connect MacSentry to your iPhone and iPad! Everyone knows that your security is at risk whilst surfing the web. This is especially true when using public WiFi! This article shows how easy it is for cyber criminals to rob you blind whilst using free public WiFi.

If you’re not securing your online presence by using a VPN, it’s probably only a matter of time before your online security is compromised.

Is it the best VPN for Mac users? Not having tested all the VPN’s out there I can’t honestly say. Having tested MacSentry, I can say that it is pretty bloody good.

Edit: This is in reply to Max’s comment below about MacSentry being a “1-off white-label of another VPN service” After getting that comment I wrote to MacSentry and this is the reply I got.

MacSentry is not a white label of another VPN service.  While it’s true that many VPN providers also provide solutions for Macs, MacSentry was developed by a team of experts, running on high quality dedicated servers, to provide a superior VPN experience for Mac users.

MacSentry is a newer service and I can understand your concerns. To help ease your concerns, we would like to offer any reader of WassupBlog a 50% discount on any new 6 month or 1 year subscription simply by using the promo code WUB50OFF. This promo code is good until Feb 1 ’17. 

How cool is that? a 50% discount for any new 6 month or 1 year subscription! That’s pretty bloody good in my book!

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