As Friday rolls by once again it’s time to thrill you with the latest Friday Funnies post. I thought I would make this all about wedding humour. I’m not sure how many jokes are out there about wedding humour but I got this ‘wedding humour’ joke in the mail which I thought was so funny I simply had to share it with you. Wedding Humour To Make You Laugh Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy’s forthcoming wedding . “Och, it’s all goin’ pure brilliant,” says Jimmy. “Ar’ve got everythin’ organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night”. Archie nods approvingly. I’ve even bought a kilt to be married in!” continues Jimmy. “A kilt?” exclaims Archie, “That’s magic, you’ll look pure smart in that. What’s the tartin?….” “Och,” says Jimmy, “A’d imagine she’ll be in…

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Have you even noticed how kids sometimes say some pretty funny things? Today’s Friday Funnies is called Beer By Seven Year Olds because a bunch of 7 year old kids were asked what they thought of beer. Here is what some of them said. BEER  BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS A  handful of 7 year old children in Australia were asked what they  thought of beer. There  were some interesting responses, but the last one is especially  touching. ‘I  think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the  prettier   my  mum gets.’ –Tim, 7 years old ‘Beer  makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on  television when  he is asleep, so beer is nice.’ –Melanie, 7 years  old ‘My  Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but…

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I got some emails that all has something to do with heaven or hell. They were pretty funny which is why I’ve called this post Funny Side Of Heaven Or Hell. Funny Side of Heaven Or Hell #1 An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?” “Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, Or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly. “Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat…

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