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Uluwatu Temple Sunset

Beautiful Uluwatu Temple Sunset

On our first trip to Bali, the wife and I, we heard how beautiful the Uluwatu temple sunset was. Now wanting to miss out on nature’s spectacular displays we thought we may as well see for ourselves just how beautiful the Uluwatu temple sunset really was.

The Uluwatu temple itself was pretty cool being built on the edge of a 70metre high cliff that projects out into the sea. Something else that was pretty cool was the number of monkeys that lived around the temple. We heard that you had to be wary of these monkeys as they were known to pinch purses and such. Apparently, you can persuade the little thieves to give the item back by trading some fruit for it.

Apart from the Uluwatu Temple Sunset, the temple is also renowned for the Kecak Fire Dance. The fire dance went on for about an hour, which I thought was a bit much, so I produced a video of Highlights of Kecak Firedance.

As for the Uluwatu Temple Sunset, this was my favourite.

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After an earlier post on political humour, I got another email titled The Haircut. The haircut wasn’t at all what I was expecting, but that’s what makes some jokes truly funny. So, without further ado I give you…

The Haircut

Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.

 

haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you ‘ card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then an MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The MP was thrilled and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. As Margaret Thatcher said: Both politicians and nappies need to be changed often and for the same reason!

Speaking about those pesky politicians I did a video not so long ago about Australian politician ripping of Aussies

Don’t forget to check out some of my other hilarious jokes. Love funny videos? Then you’ve got to watch my funny laughaholics videos. Also, don’t forget to subscribe to my YouTube channel.

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Being A YouTube Success

Being a YouTube success story is no easy task. That is of course unless you’ve already got some sort of celebrity status which already comes with a considerable following. Being a YouTube success sometimes happens from sheer luck. Say for example you happen to upload a video and someone with a vast subscriber base happens to see it and love it so much that he shares it with his followers. They, in turn, jump on the bandwagon and before you know it the video had gone viral.

Being A YouTube Success My Story

Unfortunately, none of my videos has been picked up by YouTube celebrity or newscast, and so like many other YouTubers, I’m continually slugging away trying to get a decent subscriber base. Which is cool because I’m used to working hard to get what I want.

Just last month I managed to get the 4,000 hours and 1,000 subscribers needed to monetise my site. A month later YouTube contacted me to notify me I was now able to monetise my videos. Whoo Hoo! Then a week later I find that I lost nearly 100 subscribers because YT used their algorithm to remove what they consider to be ‘spam’ subscribers. You may well have noticed your subscriber base decrease?

Luckily I’m still monetised, but I’m not sure how long that is going to last. If you haven’t subscribed yet, you can do so here.

My Latest Videos

In my efforts to not only boost subscribers but to maintain my 4,000 hours of viewing time I’ve been producing at least 4 videos per month. I may have to try and increase my efforts. 🤪

My latest video is called Only In Australia and shows a heap of images of things that can only be found in Australia. Some of those images are quite remarkable. Like then one below for example. I don’t know about you but having that jumping out of the water so close to me would scare the shit out of me.

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Grandparents Friday Funnies #315

GrandparentsThis week’s Friday Funnies is for all those beautiful, loving grandparents.

What Kids Think Of Grandparents

  • Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people’s.
  • A grandfather is a man, and a grandmother is a lady.
  • Grandparents don’t have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn’t play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money.
  • When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars.
  • They show us and talk to us about the colours of the flowers and also why we shouldn’t step on ‘cracks’.
  • Grandparents don’t say, ‘hurry up.’
  • Usually, grandmothers are fat but not to fat to tie your shoes.
  • They wear glasses and funny underwear.
  • They can take their teeth and gums out.
  • Grandparents don’t have to be smart.
  • They have to ask questions like ‘Why isn’t God married?’ and ‘How come dogs chase cats?’
  • When they read to us, they don’t skip. They don’t mind if we ask for the same story over again.
  • Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don’t have television because they are the only grownups who like to spend time with us.
  • They know we should have a snack time before bedtime, and they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we’ve acted bad.
  • Grandpa is the smartest man on earth. He teaches me good things, but I don’t get to see him enough to get as smart as him.
  • It’s funny when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.

If you think is funny why not share it with other grandparents, almost grandparents, or heck, send it to everyone because it will make their day.

Want more laughs? Check out the rest of my Friday Funnies.

Or you could check out my Adults Only jokes or my funniest Little Johnny Jokes.

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