As Friday rolls by once again it’s time to thrill you with the latest Friday Funnies post. I thought I would make this all about wedding humour. I’m not sure how many jokes are out there about wedding humour but I got this ‘wedding humour’ joke in the mail which I thought was so funny I simply had to share it with you.

Wedding Humour To Make You Laugh

Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy’s forthcoming wedding .

“Och, it’s all goin’ pure brilliant,” says Jimmy. “Ar’ve got everythin’ organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night”.

Archie nods approvingly.

I’ve even bought a kilt to be married in!” continues Jimmy.
“A kilt?” exclaims Archie, “That’s magic, you’ll look pure smart in that. What’s the tartin?….”

“Och,” says Jimmy, “A’d imagine she’ll be in white.”

I’ve been holding onto this video for ages and just waiting for the right time to include it in one of my posts. It’s a very popular video, having received close to two million views. The email was titled Arkansas wedding and has it all, wedding humour and a very emotional speech by the father, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

A young man in such a rush to get somewhere that he gets stopped for speeding. As the police officer asks him for his license the young man burts out, “But officer, I can explain……..

“Quiet,” snaps the officer. “You’re going to spend some time in jail until the chief gets back.”

“But, officer, I just wanted to say…..” says the driver.

“I thought I told you to be quiet! You’re going to jail! and that’s it”, says the officer. A few hours later the police officer checks in on his prisoner and says, “You know , you’re lucky that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’s going to be in a good mood when he gets back.”

“Don’t count on it,” says the young man forlornly. “I’m the groom.”

To finish off I put together this little bit of wedding humour using The Creator. You can click on the image to read a whole lot more wedding humour.

Have you even noticed how kids sometimes say some pretty funny things? Today’s Friday Funnies is called Beer By Seven Year Olds because a bunch of 7 year old kids were asked what they thought of beer. Here is what some of them said.

BEER  BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS

A  handful of 7 year old children in Australia were asked what they  thought of beer. There  were some interesting responses, but the last one is especially  touching.

‘I  think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the  prettier   my  mum gets.’
–Tim, 7 years old

‘Beer  makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on  television when  he is asleep, so beer is nice.’
–Melanie, 7 years  old

‘My  Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn’t think this is very  funny.’
–Grady, 7 years old

”My  Mum and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they  drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good  thing.’
–Toby, 7 years old

‘My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn’t have too much.
–Sarah, 7 years  old

‘My  Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One  time he danced right into the pool.’
–Lily, 7 years  old

‘I  don’t like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.’
–Ethan, 7 years  old

‘I  give Dad’s beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.’
–Shirley, 7  years old

‘My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn’t make any sense.’
–Jack, 7 years

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