Two Funniest Jokes for The Day

Two Funniest Jokes for The Day I have Two Funniest Jokes for The Day, and both were made with the help of my vidIQ my, personal AI Assistant. I love vidIQ because it takes the load off me. Things are so much easier now she's in my corner. Here is the first joke: Wife CATCHES Husband Cheating at Costume Party, and clicking on that link will take you to the joke on my channel. Wife CATCHES Husband Cheating at Halloween Party Image created with Artistly A wife thought her husband was cheating at a costume party…A couple got invited to a costume party. The wife got a headache and told her husband to go alone.After an hour, she felt better and decided to surprise him.She spotted her husband dancing with every woman, kissing and touching them.She walked up to him in HER costume. He ditched his dance partner immediately and started hitting on HER.She let him go all the way. They snuck off to a car for a quickie.She slipped home before midnight and waited.When he got home, she asked how his night was. He said 'Boring without you babe, I played poker with the guys all night.'Then he added: "But you won't BELIEVE what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to." And now for joke #2, which you can also watch on YouTube. I Gave Dad a Tablet and He Put It in the Birdcage I Gave Dad a Tablet and He Put It in the Birdcage - Two Funniest Jokes for The Day Image created with Artistly A boy walks into the kitchen and spots his dad buried in a newspaper. He grins, shaking his head."Dad, mate, you gotta get with the times! Why are you still buying newspapers? Everything's online now."DAD (looking up): "Everything? Even the footy scores?""Absolutely! Sports, business, entertainment, the lot. Here, use my tablet. It's basically a newspaper, just way better."DAD (squinting at the tablet): "And I can get the business news on this thing too?""Yes Dad, I just told you! It's got everything. Sports, business, whatever you want. It's exactly like a newspaper."DAD (slowly): "So what you're saying is, if I've got one of these tablets, I don't need to buy newspapers anymore?""Exactly! This thing completely replaces newspapers. You'll never need to buy one again."Later that day, the boy finds his dad mowing the lawn.BOY: "Hey Dad! I need my tablet back. Where'd you put it?"DAD (wiping his brow): "Oh right… check the birdcage!" Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, that I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that shows a little of what Artistly is capable of. Because of Artistly I…

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Funniest Jokes Created By AI

Why Funniest Jokes Created By AI This is the first ever post of my Funniest Jokes Created By AI category, to showcase all the jokes that I have created using vidIQ. I got the idea after posting How To Stand Out On YouTube which highlighted several important ideas on how to get ahead on the YouTube gravy train. You should seriously check that post out as it shows how vidIQ not only rewrites the joke but gives hook examples, (which I knew nothing of) title ideas and so many other tips and tricks. That post featured my Spaghetti Code joke. Broke College Cowboy Scams His Dad with a Talking Dog The full title was Broke College Cowboy Scams His Dad with a Talking Dog – and It Backfires Hilariously! and clicking that link will take you to my joke. All the images in that joke were crafted with Artistly, another brilliant AI app that I use to make my jokes stand out from the rest. I first introduced Artistly when I wrote the post Are Thumbnails Important For Youtube. Anyway, enough of that, lets get to my first joke in the; Why Funniest Jokes Created By AI Presents The Cheeky College Cowboy Image created with Artistly. Ever wondered how far a broke college kid will go to get cash out of his old man? Wait till you hear what he does with the family dog… A young cowboy from Montana heads off to college and, true to form, blows all his cash halfway through the semester. But this bloke’s got brains—he hatches a plan. He rings up the old man:“Dad, you won’t believe what they’re teaching at uni now! There’s a course that’ll have Ole’ Blue yappin’ away like a politician by Christmas!”Dad’s gobsmacked: “Crikey, how do we get Blue in?”“Just send him down with a thousand bucks, Dad, and I’ll get him enrolled.” Dad’s all in. Dog and cash arrive. A couple months later, the kid’s skint again. Time for round two.“How’s Blue going?” Dad asks.“Unreal, Dad! He’s talking everyone’s ear off. But now—get this—they’re teaching dogs to READ! Newspapers and everything!”Dad’s floored.“How much for that?”“Two and a half grand, and Blue’ll be reading the Wall Street Journal before you know it.” Money’s in the bank. But end of year rolls around, and the kid’s got a problem—Dad’s expecting a talking, reading dog. So, he finds Blue a loving new home and heads back for the holidays. Dad’s waiting at the door, buzzing:“Where’s Ole’ Blue? Can’t wait to have a yarn with him!”The kid sighs, “Dad, I’ve got some bad news. Yesterday, Blue was lounging in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, when he turns to me and asks, ‘So, is your dad still messing around with that redhead down the street?’” Dad goes white, then beetroot red.“You shot that lying mongrel before he could tell your mum, right?”“Sure did, Dad!”Dad beams. “That’s my boy!” Other Topics To Keep You Entertained Have you thought of joining Temu? If you…

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Funny James Bond Joke

It's been so long since the last Friday's Funny joke that I knew I had to make this a good one which is why I'm posting this Funny James Bond joke. In case you're not in the mood to read this funny James bond joke you can listen to my James Bond Best Pickup Line. Funny James Bond Joke To Make You LOL A confident James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful woman.He glances at her, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers." The woman giggles and replies, "Well, I don't think the watch is working properly because I am wearing knickers!" Bond smirks while tapping his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast." Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My FitBit Pay not working on my Ionic has proved to be a popular post. And now, for my customary self-promotion of my growing YouTube Channel. As you know, I’m always looking for new subscribers, so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel. My most popular video, with over 20k views, is the funny golf video. Wouldn’t it be great if the farmer’s daughter and his wife became as popular? If you ever wondered how to remove a background from an image, you should watch my Removing the background with InPixio Photo Clip. I’ve also found LuminarA1 to be a fantastic photo editor.

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