Two Funniest Jokes for The Day

Two Funniest Jokes for The Day I have Two Funniest Jokes for The Day, and both were made with the help of my vidIQ my, personal AI Assistant. I love vidIQ because it takes the load off me. Things are so much easier now she's in my corner. Here is the first joke: Wife CATCHES Husband Cheating at Costume Party, and clicking on that link will take you to the joke on my channel. Wife CATCHES Husband Cheating at Halloween Party Image created with Artistly A wife thought her husband was cheating at a costume party…A couple got invited to a costume party. The wife got a headache and told her husband to go alone.After an hour, she felt better and decided to surprise him.She spotted her husband dancing with every woman, kissing and touching them.She walked up to him in HER costume. He ditched his dance partner immediately and started hitting on HER.She let him go all the way. They snuck off to a car for a quickie.She slipped home before midnight and waited.When he got home, she asked how his night was. He said 'Boring without you babe, I played poker with the guys all night.'Then he added: "But you won't BELIEVE what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to." And now for joke #2, which you can also watch on YouTube. I Gave Dad a Tablet and He Put It in the Birdcage I Gave Dad a Tablet and He Put It in the Birdcage - Two Funniest Jokes for The Day Image created with Artistly A boy walks into the kitchen and spots his dad buried in a newspaper. He grins, shaking his head."Dad, mate, you gotta get with the times! Why are you still buying newspapers? Everything's online now."DAD (looking up): "Everything? Even the footy scores?""Absolutely! Sports, business, entertainment, the lot. Here, use my tablet. It's basically a newspaper, just way better."DAD (squinting at the tablet): "And I can get the business news on this thing too?""Yes Dad, I just told you! It's got everything. Sports, business, whatever you want. It's exactly like a newspaper."DAD (slowly): "So what you're saying is, if I've got one of these tablets, I don't need to buy newspapers anymore?""Exactly! This thing completely replaces newspapers. You'll never need to buy one again."Later that day, the boy finds his dad mowing the lawn.BOY: "Hey Dad! I need my tablet back. Where'd you put it?"DAD (wiping his brow): "Oh right… check the birdcage!" Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, that I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that shows a little of what Artistly is capable of. Because of Artistly I…

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When The Blonde Meets The Chimpanzees

When The Blonde Meets The Chimpanzees Joke When the blonde meets the Chimpanzees might not be one of my best jokes but I thought the views YouTube is sending its way does not do it justice. I posted When the blonde meets the Chimpanzees on two of my YT Channels. And yes, I used different tags, titles and thumbnails for them both. Do Thumbnails Make A Difference YouTube Video Views The first one was published on March the 12th, was called The Blonde And The Chimpanzees and it got 37 views and four likes. It had 1,000 impressions and a 2.7% clickthrough rating. On May the 17th I posted it Laughaholics and that video was titled When The Chimpanzees Meet The Blonde. That one 81 views and 5 likes. On Laughaholics it got 1.9k impressions with a clickthrough rate of 3.3%. I think that shows that perhaps the thumbnail on Laughaholics was the reason for the better clickthrough rate. Both thumbnails were made with the aid of the Graphics Creator https://cutt.ly/xfNRnnG. Funny Blonde And Chimpanzees Joke A blonde lady motorist about two hours from San Diego when a man whose truck had broken down flagged her to stop. The man approached the car and asked, "are you going to San Diego?" "Sure", answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me, I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I have two chimpanzees in the back that need to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already, so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you a hundred bucks for your trouble." "I'll be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the backseat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seatbelts and off they went. Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified. There was the blonde walking down the street holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What are you doing here?" he demanded. "I gave you a hundred dollars to take these chimpanzees to the zoo." "Yes, I know you did", said the blonde, "but we had money left over so now we're going to SeaWorld." 😂 Other Topics To Keep You Entertained Have you thought of joining Temu? If you have this post may interest you. If you’re thinking of getting Bluetooth earbuds you should check out my Shokz OpenFit Air Review.And now, for my customary self-promotion of my growing YouTube Channel. As you know, I’m always looking for new subscribers, so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel.  If you love a good laugh then you’ll love Laughaholics.

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A Funny Getting Old Joke – Friday Funnies

A Funny Getting Old joke The Funny Side Of getting old Why post a funny getting old joke? For those who don't know me I'm a 67 year old Aussie and amongst other things I love to make people laugh. I'm getting old and at times it can be a little scary which is why I love it when I come across any funny getting old jokes. Funny Getting Old Joke Video For those of you who would rather watch me telling this joke you can do so here. For everyone else here is a look at a funny getting old joke. Three elderly gentlemen were discussing how getting old as affecting them. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, then you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!" "Actually," said the 80-year-old, "80 is the worst age of all!" "Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old. "No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all." "Do you have trouble crapping?" asked the 70-year-old. "No, I crap every morning at 6:30." With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?" "I don't wake up until 7:00!" Other Topics To Keep You Entertained Have you thought of joining Temu? If you have this post may interest you. If you’re looking for a great indoor digital thermometer you should read my ThermoPro TP357 review.And now, for my customary self-promotion of my growing YouTube Channel. As you know, I’m always looking for new subscribers, so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel.  If you love a good laugh then you’ll love Laughaholics.

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