Funny James Bond Joke

It’s been so long since the last Friday’s Funny joke that I knew I had to make this a good one which is why I’m posting this Funny James Bond joke. In case you’re not in the mood to read this funny James bond joke you can listen to my James Bond Best Pickup Line.

Funny James Bond Joke To Make You LOL

A confident James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful woman.
He glances at her, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

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The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”

“No,” he replies, “Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was testing it.”

The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”

Bond explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”

The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”

“Well, it says you’re not wearing any knickers.”

The woman giggles and replies, “Well, I don’t think the watch is working properly because I am wearing knickers!”

Bond smirks while tapping his watch and says, “Bloody thing’s an hour fast.”

Funny James blonde Joke

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