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OK, now for a hilarious joke about group therapy.
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five young mothers & their small children.
You all have obsessions, he stated. I am concerned that these individual obsessions are going to impact your children.
To the first mother, Mary, he said: You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter, Candy.
He turned to the second Mum, Ann: Your obsession is with money. It manifests itself in your children’s names, Penny, Goldie and Frank.
He then turned to the third Mum, Joyce: Your obsession is alcohol which shows itself in your children’s names: Brandy and Sherry. You even called the cat, Whisky.
Next, he turns to the fourth Mum, June: Your obsession is with flowers. Your girls are called Rose, Daphne & Poppy.
At this point, the fifth mother, Kathy, quietly gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispered: Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Grab Fanny, Cocky and Willy; we’re going.
The next joke is an Irish joke which I find funny.
An Irishman was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a full day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.”
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS! Why that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”
The Irishman nodded…”I’ll tell ya though, by Jaesuz, I t’out I was goin’ to drop dead on dat 3rd day.
“From hunger, you mean?”
“No,” said the Irishman. “From all the skippin’.”
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Lol…the first joke really cracked me up…but wasn’t really interested in the others
Hey Josh, I’m happy enough that one joke cracked you up. You should check out my Laughaholics.
My goodness this is just too good lol
I’m glad you liked it.
Sure peter i would check it out
It’s really interesting that understanding and laughing at jokes totally depends on culture. like I can understand the meaning but I won’t really GET the jokes. and I’m sure it’s the same thing vise versa.
ohhh LOL like it 🙂
Excellent, I’m so glad you liked it.
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