Two Funniest Jokes for The Day

Two Funniest Jokes for The Day I have Two Funniest Jokes for The Day, and both were made with the help of my vidIQ my, personal AI Assistant. I love vidIQ because it takes the load off me. Things are so much easier now she's in my corner. Here is the first joke: Wife CATCHES Husband Cheating at Costume Party, and clicking on that link will take you to the joke on my channel. Wife CATCHES Husband Cheating at Halloween Party Image created with Artistly A wife thought her husband was cheating at a costume party…A couple got invited to a costume party. The wife got a headache and told her husband to go alone.After an hour, she felt better and decided to surprise him.She spotted her husband dancing with every woman, kissing and touching them.She walked up to him in HER costume. He ditched his dance partner immediately and started hitting on HER.She let him go all the way. They snuck off to a car for a quickie.She slipped home before midnight and waited.When he got home, she asked how his night was. He said 'Boring without you babe, I played poker with the guys all night.'Then he added: "But you won't BELIEVE what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to." And now for joke #2, which you can also watch on YouTube. I Gave Dad a Tablet and He Put It in the Birdcage I Gave Dad a Tablet and He Put It in the Birdcage - Two Funniest Jokes for The Day Image created with Artistly A boy walks into the kitchen and spots his dad buried in a newspaper. He grins, shaking his head."Dad, mate, you gotta get with the times! Why are you still buying newspapers? Everything's online now."DAD (looking up): "Everything? Even the footy scores?""Absolutely! Sports, business, entertainment, the lot. Here, use my tablet. It's basically a newspaper, just way better."DAD (squinting at the tablet): "And I can get the business news on this thing too?""Yes Dad, I just told you! It's got everything. Sports, business, whatever you want. It's exactly like a newspaper."DAD (slowly): "So what you're saying is, if I've got one of these tablets, I don't need to buy newspapers anymore?""Exactly! This thing completely replaces newspapers. You'll never need to buy one again."Later that day, the boy finds his dad mowing the lawn.BOY: "Hey Dad! I need my tablet back. Where'd you put it?"DAD (wiping his brow): "Oh right… check the birdcage!" Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, that I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that shows a little of what Artistly is capable of. Because of Artistly I…

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Top Three Jokes Ever

Top Three Jokes Ever Created By AI Today's post is all about the top three jokes ever created by AI. And when I say AI, of course, I mean vidIQ. Since acquiring vidIQ it's helped me create updated jokes that are so much funnier than the original, as well and optimise those jokes on my Laughaholics channel. The Doctor Who Scared His Patient Into Giving Up Drugs This joke was good to begin with but check out the vidIQ version. Image created with Artistly Doctors Dean and Gable sat down with their patient who had severe lung disease. They explained how his daily weed smoking was destroying his lungs. "But it's just herbal mate!" the bloke protested. "How can natural stuff be bad for ya?" Dr. Dean leaned forward. "Listen carefully. Nature isn't your friend. Apricot stones? Loaded with cyanide. And I've got a plant in my backyard - if you sit under it for just 5 minutes, you're dead. Gone. Natural doesn't mean safe." The patient went pale, nodded frantically, and promised to quit immediately. After he left, the doctors headed to lunch. Dr. Gable was curious, "Mate, what IS that killer plant in your garden anyway?" Dr. Dean grinned. "A water lily." Check out my joke on YouTube; The Shocking & Hilarious Acts of Doctors Barman's WiFi Password Prank Will Leave You SPEECHLESS I love this joke and I'm sure you will too. Image created with Artistly Right, so this bloke Burt rocks up to the pub with his phone out, desperate for some WiFi action. He sidles up to the barman and goes, 'Mate, what's the WiFi password?' The barman gives him the stink eye and says, 'You gotta buy a drink first, buddy.' Burt's like, 'Fair dinkum! I'll have a Coke then.' Barman goes, 'Pepsi alright?' 'Yeah, no worries. How much?' 'Three bucks.' Burt slaps down the cash with a grin, 'Beauty! Now what's that WiFi password?' The barman deadpans: 'youneedtobuyadrinkfirst - no spaces, all lowercase.'"My wi-fi password joke had over 400 views and is only three days old. The Grandmother That Gets Shocking News From Her Doctor Top Three Jokes Ever I've left the best for last. The 80-Year-Old Gets Shocking News From Young Doctor was only published yesterday and in that short time I have four new subscribers and over 800 views. Image created with Artistly This 80-year-old grandma walked into the ER with hiccups... what the young doctor told her next had her running and screaming down the corridor! An 80-year-old woman rocks up to the emergency room with a shocking case of the hiccups. She gets assigned to this young doctor—fresh out of med school, still has that new doctor smell. After barely THREE MINUTES in the examination room, the doctor comes out and drops the bombshell: "Congratulations, you're pregnant!" The woman absolutely LOSES IT. She bursts out of the room and goes tearing down the corridor screaming her head off like she's seen a ghost! An older, experienced doctor hears the commotion, stops her…

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Two Funniest Blonde Jokes

Two Funniest Blonde Jokes Created By AI That Will Have You In Stitches My Two Funniest Blonde Jokes in the Funniest Joke Created By AI series were both enhanced by vidIQ. And, it goes without saying that the images created by Artistly my AI artist make my videos more watchable, meaning there are less people leaving early. Keep in mind that both jokes will be published within the next few days so you will be getting a sneak peak. Please like them if you enjoy the jokes. The Blonde Waitress Confused By Trucker's Order Loses It Image created with Artistly I've found that blonde jokes are always popular. The problem is getting them noticed and that is what I use vidIQ, apart from revamping my jokes that is 😎. So, here is the first of the blonde jokes, The Blonde Waitress Confused By Trucker's Order Loses It. This blonde waitress thought she was being clever... A big trucker walks into a truck stop diner and sits down. He looks at the waitress and says, "Darlin', I'll take three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and some running boards." The new blonde waitress panics. She rushes to the kitchen and tells the cook, "There's some crazy guy out there who thinks we're an auto parts store! He wants flat tires and headlights!" The cook laughs, "Sweetheart, three flat tires means three pancakes, headlights are two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are crisp bacon strips." "Ohhh!" she says, finally getting it. But then she grabs a big bowl of baked beans and plops it right in front of the trucker. The trucker looks confused, "What's with the beans, Blondie?" She grins and says, "Well, I figured while you're waiting for your flat tires, headlights, and running boards... you might as well GAS UP!" The Most Embarrassing Restaurant Stories Technically the next joke isn't a blonde joke, although there is a blonde in it. Like the previous joke, The Most Embarrassing Restaurant Stories involves a waitress. Image created with Artistly A bloke walks into this upscale restaurant, sits down, and immediately notices all the waitresses are absolutely stunning..." This drop-dead gorgeous waitress approaches his table with a smile. 'What can I get for you today, sir?' she asks sweetly." He glances at the menu, looks back at her, and confidently says 'I'll have a quickie, please.'" Her face goes RED! She spins around and storms off in absolute disgust!" After cooling down, she returns, trying to stay professional. 'Sir, what would you like to order?' Same response: 'A quickie, thanks.'" SMACK! She slaps him so hard it echoes through the entire restaurant and marches away fuming!"\ The gentleman at the next table leans over and whispers... 'Mate, I think it's pronounced QUICHE' Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, that I’ve put together. I also have…

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