Marriage Jokes

I thought for today’s Friday Funnies I’d come up with a few marriage jokes. But before I do that, I want to link to my latest Laughaholics video, Little Johnny Tells The Truth. OK, now on with my Marriage Jokes.

Funniest Marriage Jokes

A 60-year-old millionaire who just got married throws a huge wedding reception. All his friends are jealous, and in a quiet moment, one of them asks him how he landed such a hot 23-year-old beauty?

“It was easy,” grinned the millionaire, “I faked my age.”

Incredulous, one of his friends, asks, “So how old did you tell her you were?”

“Well”, he replied. “I said I was 87!”

Marriage Jokes

I reckon the wife in the next joke is a blond. 😜

When some newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon, the husband rolls over and says to his new bride, “Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?”

The wife looks confused, “I would honey, but I’m pretty sure that’s one of your jobs.”

Now the husband is confused, “What? Why?”

The wife replies, “Because the Bible says so darling.”

To which the husband replies, “That’s crap, there’s nothing in the Bible that says whos job it is to brew the coffee.

“Of course it does,” says the wife grabbing a Bible and flipping pages at random: “See? It’s all over the place, Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews.”

Finally, we find how a wife maintains her calm after many years of marriage.

This Post Has 2 Comments

  1. Adam Jones

    Haha really funny – thanks for sharing!

    1. Peter

      No worries Adam, I’m glad you enjoyed the joke.

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